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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) Poster

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Shifu: If you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are.

Po: But I like who I am!

Shifu: You don't even know who you are!

Po: Who are you?

Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.

[everybody gasps]

Po: You lost your son?

Po: Yes. Many years ago.

Po: I lost my father.

Li: I'm very sorry.

Po: Thank you.

[pause]

Li: Well, good luck to you.

Po: You too. I hope you find your son.

Li: And I hope you find your father.

[they both walk off, everyone facepalms]

[from clip]

Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.

Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.

Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.

Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.

Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...

Po: Augh! chit-chat

Kai: In the...

Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

Kai: In the...

Po: Chit-Chat!

Mantis: [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in] We gotta get in there.

Crane: But Master Shifu said...

Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!

Kai: [Kai has materialized in a vast field; two farmers cower in fear of him] What is this place?

Rabbit Villager: [uneasy] Ah... my brother's farm?

Kai: Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?

Rabbit Villager: [both cower as the Goose lays eggs in fear] Y-yes.

Kai: The Mortal Realm.

[speaking to jade talisman of Oogway]

Kai: You hear that, Oogway? I'm back.

[bellows]

Kai: Kai has RETURNED!

Rabbit VillagerFarmer Goose: Who?

Kai: Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China!

Farmer Goose: I dunno.

Kai: The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh... Maker of Widows?

Farmer Goose: Huh?

Kai: [exasperated] Okay, I used to work with Oogway?

Rabbit VillagerFarmer Goose: Oh, Master Oogway!

Farmer Goose: He was a great warrior!

Rabbit Villager: We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a...

Kai: [cutting their chatter] Okay, okay, enough. SILENCE!

[from trailer]

Po: Master Shifu? Good time, bad time?

Shifu: Time is an allusion, there is only the now.

Po: So now is a... good time?

Shifu: Oh!

Mr. Ping: Sometimes we do the wrong things for the good reasons

Po: Justice is about to be served!

[at his dad's cafe]

Po: We'll have two Justice platters, please.

Oogway: [the two duel in the Spirit Realm] You've grown stronger!

Kai: Five *hundred* years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two.

[brandishes jade amulets]

Kai: I have taken the chi of ever master here!

Oogway: [gasps] No...

Kai: [chuckles] Yes... and soon, I will have *your* power, too!

Oogway: [pleading] When will you realize the more you take, the less you have?

Po: Never under-estimate the impact of dramatic entrance!

[Po made a dramatic move to kick open the door, door suddenly opens, oops it's Shifu!]

Po: [Shifu has made a flower bloom with the power of chi] Woah! What was that?

Shifu: That was chi.

Po: Wow! What's chi?

Shifu: The energy that flows through *all* living things.

Po: So you're saying if I-so you're saying if I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that?

Shifu: No, I'm saying if you teach, *I'll* be able to do cool stuff like that.

Po: Oh.

Shifu: Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for *thirty* years, asking one question: who am I? Who am I? I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt...

Po: Aw, so now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years?

Shifu: Eventually. After you master teaching.

Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!

Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.

Crane: [Crane is flying, with Mantis on his hat] Wings of surveillance!

Mantis: Why do you do that?

Crane: Do what?

Mantis: Just 'cause you say "wings of" before something, it doesn't mean that you're doing a special move. It's like me saying "antenna of power!" or "thorax of... making sandwiches!"

Crane: Wings of disagreement.

Shifu: Time is just an illusion, there is only the now.

Po: [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag] Dad?

Li: [thinks Po is talking to him] Yes?

Po: [sternly] Dad...

[opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]

Mr. Ping: Yes?

Po: What are you doing here?

Mr. Ping: What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?

Po: No, I mean why are you here ?

Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.

Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...

Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.

Li: Seriously?

Po: Yeah.

Li: OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.

Po: [amazed] You can fly?

Mr. Ping: I'm a bird, Po.

[first lines]

Oogway: Inner peace... inner peace.

[a flower petal falls on his nose]

Oogway: Itchy nose...

Crane: Master, what are we going to do?

Shifu: *You* are going to find out where Kai is. Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage For with every foe he faces Kai becomes stronger.

Crane: Why me? Is it because I asked?

Shifu: No. It is because you can fly. Go

Mantis: Should have kept your beak shut!

Shifu: And take Mantis.

Mantis: What? Oh man, is it because I...

Shifu: Yes.

[sees Master Flying Rhino's armor]

Po: I think I just peed a little!

Po: [leaps into a fight] Enemies of justice, prepare for...

[sees he's leapt too far and is going over them]

Po: Are you kidding me?

[crashes]

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Mr. Ping: Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.

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[from trailer]

Li: [wheezing] I am your father... Why're there so many stairs?

Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!

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Li: [to Po] You must rediscover what it is to be a panda!

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Shifu: I am not trying to turn you into me, I am turning you into you.

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Po: There's no way I can stop him!

Li: Unless you had an army of your own.

Po: You don't even know kung fu!

Li: Then you will teach us.

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Tigress: [to Po] Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the Pandas... you MUST teach them to fight!

Li: You have to come home with me.

Po: What? To the secret village?

Li: Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.

Po: I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!

Li: Panda's don't walk. We roll!

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[from trailer]

Mei Mei: Get ready to dance... with danger!

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Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.

Po: But I'm no good at it!

Shifu: You're terrible at it!

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Shifu: [searching through Oogway's scroll library] There's so much wisdom in here, I can't find anything!

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Li: She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite

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[Li reveals a secret lift to the Panda Village]

Li: We're pandas! We don't do stairs!

Po: I have waited all my life to hear those words.

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Mantis: [as he is turned into a jade zombie] Antenna of Power! Agh, it didn't work!

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Kai: [to Crane] Your chi is strong, just like your friend,

[brandishes Mantis talisman]

Kai: the bug.

Crane: Mantis!

[tries to attack Kai but is overpowered]

Kai: Don't worry, little birdie. I'll put your chi to good use: destroying the Jade Palace and *everyone* in it.

Crane: No!

[kicks barrel at Kai, then flies off, but is caught]

Crane: Wings of... Regret!

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Mei Mei: Look away! Look away! No, you can't, can you?

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Shifu: [Kai is destroying stone statues outside the Jade Palace] I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!

Kai: Why not? He destroyed mine.

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Po: [dueling Kai in the Spirit Realm] You want my chi so bad? Then take it.

[Po redirects his chi to Kai]

Kai: Yes, the power is *mine*!

[as the chi fills his body, he begins to glow and his jade amulets float away]

Kai: Wait, no. It's too much. That's too much. No!

[Kai vanishes in a burst of light]

Kai: NO!

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Oogway: [to PO] You must save the world.

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Kai: [to his jade zombies] Find Oogway's students and bring them to me.

[to jade talisman of Oogway]

Kai: By the time I am done with them, Oogway, there will be no one left who will even remember your name. Hahahaha, Kai is COMING!

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Shifu: Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind... then the dramatic entrance

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Po: [Po is about to perform the Wuxi Finger hold on Kai] Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm. Skadoosh.

[flexes his pinky]

Po: OK, that didn't work. Let me try one more time. Skadoosh.

[flexes his pinky again, then over and over]

Po: Skadoosh, skadoosh, skadoosh. What the ?

Kai: Hold on, wait! It's working. No! No!

[pretends to gag, then chortles]

Kai: No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad it only works on mortals. And *I* am a Spirit Warrior.

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Mr. Ping: It doesn't mean less for me... it means more for Po.

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[last lines]

Li: Well done, son!

[Po smiles, and guides everyone to flow their chi]

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[repeated line]

Big Fun: I want some of that!

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Spoilers 

The quote item below may give away important plot points.

Kai: Who are you?

Po: I've been asking myself that question. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? I'm all of those things.

[Po's chi forms the shape of a dragon around him]

Po: I am the Dragon Warrior! Get it? You see the giant dragon?

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