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Cauliflower Cupids (1970)

| Comedy | 1970 (USA)
Johnny Stiletto, crime godfather, decides to go straight so his beautiful daughter will be accepted by her boyfriend's wealthy society family. But Stiletto's mob, their rival gang and the boyfriend's money-grubbing family have other ideas.


(as Peter Petrella), (co-director)


(as Peter Petrella)


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Nira DiLaurento
Johnny Stiletto
Alan Dale ...
Honest John Bradley
Gentle Jim
The Rocker
Willie Pep ...
Willie the Eye
Paddy DeMarco ...
Bennie the Bug
Tony Zale ...
Tony the Bomber
Petey Scalzo ...
Dinty the Dope
Joe Bennet ...
Armand DiLaurento
Dee Body
Carol Walker ...
Meri Carsey Welles ...
Nookie North
Bud Truland ...
Bruno DiLaurento
Sharynne Dale ...
Caress Softly / Go Go Dancer


Johnny Stiletto (Peter Savage), "godfather" to the Cauliflower Cupids gang (six world boxing champions), decides to leave his life of crime so his daughter can have a better life. But the Cupids won't let him go because they need his smarts and they've gotten used to their success. Johnny is torn between his loyalties to his gang and his family when he catches his daughter in bed with her upper-crust boyfriend, and he decrees that they must get married. But Aunt Nira (Jane Russell), the boy's widowed guardian, stands in the way. Stiletto discovers that gorgeous Nira is a fortune-hunting fake who is just waiting for her rich, old Uncle Bruno to pass away, and she doesn't want any riff-raff to get in the way. Stiletto assigns his gang members to chaperone the kids while he gets a bead on Nira. He and his loyal crew kidnap Uncle Bruno and bring him to their swinging club to learn a thing or two about him. Soon he and Stiletto hatch a plan to get rid of Bruno's annoying, money-hungry ... Written by Anonymous

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Peter Savage, who wrote, directed and stars in the film, grew up with Jake La Motta and Rocky Graziano on the streets of NYC in the years after the Depression. Graziano's autobiography, "Somebody Up There Likes Me," which was made into a film in 1956 (Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956)) starring Paul Newman and Pier Angeli, may have been the inspiration for Savage to start writing about his and Jake's early lives in "Raging Bull" in 1963, which was made into Raging Bull (1980). See more »


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Amateur night vanity production
29 November 2011 | by (New York, New York) – See all my reviews

Not unlike the impulse that created the loosey-goosey Rat Pack movies (see: OCEAN'S 11, SERGEANTS 3), Peter Savage concocted this lame comedy vehicle spotlighting himself and pals from the boxing world, notably Jake LaMotta and Rocky Graziano. Result, finally made public 36 years after by Something Weird, is somewhat embarrassing.

Wearing many hats including writer and director (his co-director is a "Hollywood Squares" TV guy, Jerome Shaw), Savage does best in the acting department. Obviously in a decently budgeted picture the role could have gone to Dino or if ethnically neutral, a James Coburn, but Savage still manages to suggest a self-assured gangster type. Downside is the film seems to be ALL about him, even when a star like Jane Russell appears on screen.

Rather convoluted plot has him fighting off rival gangsters out to take over his minor empire (led by soft porn icon Lucky Kargo, surprisingly effective here), with his six boxing champ buddies coming to his aid. These kibitzers are mainly photographed on a very cheap set for their hangout, which looks like some unfinished concoction with fake walls in the corner of a studio -severely underdressed, and dragging the film down disastrously to home-movie level.

His buxom daughter has been humping a young guy Savage doesn't approve of, and guy's aunt (Jane Russell) is not keen on the shotgun marriage Savage proposes after the kid becomes pregnant. Russell's problem is with preserving a potential inheritance from her creepy ancestor.

Film goes off the rails with a tedious and unconvincing (on many levels and with all sorts of loose ends) subplot wherein Savage makes a deal with the old coot and impersonates him, to fool Russell and the other potential family heirs. It's very poorly directed and very badly acted.

Most of the action concerns the slapstick antics of the boxers and the gangsters, staged crudely with dumb sound effects, speeded-up motion and other gimmickry. What might be acceptable or even campy in a true amateur home-movie (say, Ray Dennis Steckler's early backyard short films), is hard to take in a real movie -it becomes painfully obvious why this film never achieved theatrical distribution or TV syndication.

Russell gives a pro performance, though in one telltale semi-nude (PG-level) scene of Savage pawing her in bed (hardly as romantic as intended) he covers up her entire face with his hand, to presumably disguise the use of a double for Jane. More prominently featured is Meri Carsey Welles as a moll memorably named "Nookie North" -her glamor and comic timing hardly merited a mere one-shot career.

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