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Vamps (2012)

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Two female vampires in modern-day New York City are faced with daunting romantic possibilities.

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Professor Quincy
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Ivan
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Pizza Guy
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Storyline

In Manhattan, the vampires Goody and Stacy share an apartment and work and study in the night-shift. Goody was turned in vampire in 1840 by the evil Cisserus, who turned Stacy in the 90s, and they became best friends but Goody never told her real age to her friend. They only drink mice blood and refuse to drink human blood, and they go together to the Vampire Anonymous. Stacy falls in love with her classmate Joey, and soon she learns that he is the son of the vampire slayer Dr. Van Helsing. Meanwhile, Goody meets her former passion, Danny, in the hospital where his wife is terminal. When Stacy gets pregnant, Goody knows that the only way that the child can survive is killing Cisserus, since they would revert to their human ages. But nobody knows where her lair is. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Dating bites.

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Comedy | Horror | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violent images, some drug material, sexual content and language | See all certifications »
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2 November 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$16,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$548 (USA) (4 November 2012)

Gross:

$2,964 (USA) (11 November 2012)
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1.78 : 1
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Trivia

Taylor negron also played a pizza delivery guy in bio dome movie. See more »

Goofs

How would Stacey know her fangs are dingy when she can't see herself in a mirror and Goody couldn't have told her because she said she never thought about it and no one else knows she's a vampire, not enough to see her fangs anyway. See more »

Quotes

Renfield: Alright! Forget cell phones, forget iPhones, forget PowerBooks, forget iPads.
Stacy: Yay...
Renfield: Now, I can do everything I want with my iPad mini.
Stacy: That looks just like your phone...
Renfield: But it doesn't make calls. I got my tweets, I got my emails, I got my friends, I got my alerts, I got my Angry Birds...
Goody: So as the day progresses you can read thousands of unsolicited messages, advertisements, and the mindless brain vomit of acquaintances...
Stacy: Someone sounds hormonal, maybe you're pregnant too!
Goody: Ugh, its so ...
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Connections

References Hogan's Heroes (1965) See more »

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Homecoming
Written by Mollie Israel, Stephen Masucci, Michael Williams
Performed by The Lost Patrol
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Funny enough
25 August 2012 | by (Berlin, Germany) – See all my reviews

I saw Vamps at the Fantasy Filmfest, where the comedy was well received by the public. The main actors were very funny, Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter make a good duo. The story was fine and most of the jokes were great. The film is aimed more at middle-aged people than teens so I doubt it will be very successful. It is a little gem, yet miles away from Clueless or Fast Times. There was more potential for horror or gore, it is very tame in that department. Also, Sigourney Weavers sire vampire of both Goody and Stacy was too tame a character for my taste. Malcolm McDowell, Justin Kirk and Wallace Shawn were funny and as always great in their supporting roles. They can do no wrong.


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