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: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed.
[Beauregard raises his hand
: Yes, Beau? Beauregard
: What color are their hands now?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
: I suggest we jump. Fozzie
: Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet! Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
: I didn't say it was a *good* suggestion. Beauregard
: Maybe we could jump part-way.
: Takes awhile to get to know the town. Fozzie
: How long have you lived in London? Beauregard
: All my life. Kermit
: How come you don't have an English accent? Beauregard
: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!
: What's your room number? Kermit
: What? Fozzie
: I don't know, but we're on the second floor. Beauregard
: Oh, I'm sorry. I can only take you as far as the lobby.
: Hey, Beau, want to know what you're gonna be doing in the future? Beauregard
: I don't even know what I'm doing now!
: The world is going to end and when it does, something will happen that has never happened before. Janice
: You mean like if Dr. Bob actually cured a patient? Rowlf the Dog
: [as Dr. Bob
] Or if Nurse Janice ever kept her mouth shut? Miss Piggy
: Or if we ever got one honest laugh? Rowlf the Dog
: Well, if the world's waiting for that, it will be around for a long time. Cue the announcer!
: Let me see if my crystal ball will speak to me.
[Unveils crystal ball; Beauregard is inside
: Howdy. James Coco
: Aah! Bad news! Fozzie
: What? James Coco
: It spoke to me. Fozzie
: You see a tall, cute stranger? James Coco
: Could be taller, could be cuter, but it couldn't be stranger.