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: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed. Zoot
: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery. Animal
: [going over a checklist
] Wax lips? Zoot
: Aw man, I just had 'em. Dr. Teeth
: Did you leave 'em in your other pants? Zoot
: I don't have no other pants. Fozzie
: [going back to the checklist
] Yo-yo? Janice
: Fer sure.
: Now, we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there is the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. So if anybody wants out, now is the time to say it. Floyd
: I'm out. Rowlf
: Me too. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
: Ditto. Beaker
: Meep meep. Zoot
: Hey, don't we have a gig around here, or something, or somewhere? Pops
: Sorry, I got a dental appointment. Janice
: It's like this, Kermit, I have to go to work all day...
[everyone starts talking at once
] Hold it!
[everyone stops talking
: Shame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this f-f-for justice! For freedom! For honesty!
Kermit the Frog
: Everybody, listen up. Uh, could I have your attention just for a second? Uh, listen, first of all, I just want everybody to know that I am fine. Zoot
: Are you sure? You look a little green. Kermit the Frog
: I'm always green, Zoot. Zoot
: Oh. You look great, then.
: Okay, Zoot, it's time for your solo. Have you looked over the music? Zoot
: Do you expect me to play this, man? Nigel
: What else would you do with it? Zoot
: If I had a match I could put it out of its misery. Nigel
: Trust me, Zoot, this is a great little number. Zoot
: What if I refuse to play it? Nigel
: What if I get a new sax player? Zoot
: What if you and I just get right down to it and do this little beauty, huh? Nigel
: Good thought. Zoot
: Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.
: Juliet, what has one eye, sharp teeth, and it long and fuzzy. Juliet Prowse
: I don't know. Zoot
: I don't know either, but you're wearing it!
[the members of The Electric Mayhem are introducing themselves one by one
: I'm, uh, uhh... Floyd Pepper
: Zoot. Sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again.
: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain? Floyd
: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics. Animal
: Politics! Politics!