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: [chuckles at Bebop
] Dude, bringing back the mohawk! Good for you! Bebop
: Oh ho ho, you all gots jokes, huh? Well, let's see how funny you are after we bash your heads in!
[Bebop and Rocksteady attack
[Bebop and Rocksteady see how they've mutated
: You're a rhinoceros! Rocksteady
: And you're a... I don't know what you are! Bebop
: [sees his reflection
] Huh, I'm a little piggy? Baxter Stockman
: You're a warthog.
: [chases Casey
] It's on baby!
: Let's rumble, baby!
: Turtles are out, rhino and warthog are in!
: We gotta keep our eyes out for intruders! Rocksteady
: Well, what do intruders look like? Bebop
: Anybody that's not a big pig or a big rhino!
: [gestures towards Shredder
] It's him! Bebop
: Hey, hey, hey, speak from your heart! Rocksteady
: Hey Mr Shredder! Big fan of your work, especially your early stuff! Bebop
: My name is Bebop. This is Rocksteady. I know that's a crazy name, right, but his ancestors are from Finland. Rocksteady
: Yeah, that's right, I'm Finnish. 'Cause when I start a beatdown, I always FINNISH it! Bebop
: What! Rocksteady
: Yeah, I said it! Bebop
: Did you hear that? Rocksteady
: I said it! Bebop
] My man! Rocksteady
: My man! Bebop
: Gimme that foot!
[Bebop and Rocksteady proceed to high five each other with their feet
] Casey Jones
: [Bangs on the cage in the Police van
] Hey! Shut up back there!
[Rocksteady blows up the plane he and Bebop and the Turtles were in
: Dude, seriously? Rocksteady
: That's my bad, I got carried away...
: My man!
: Hey, do I look fat? Rocksteady
: No, of course not! You look... REALLY FAT!
: [to Casey
] You're starting to be a real pain in my butt. And do you know what Bebop does with pains in his butt?
: [sucked out of a plane
] This pig is flying!
: I'm starving, all our food is gone and we're down to moldy ketchup and dead cockroaches! Ivan Steranko
: Secret headquarters, mine! Moldy ketchup cockroaches, mine!
: Nice outfit! 1987 called, it wants its jumpsuit back! Anton Zeck
: Wha-wha-what? You're making fun of my suit? I'm gonna smash your dang head!
: I don't wanna be a mutant, I'm too handsome! The ladies love me! The Shredder
: You stole my sacred helmet, hunted my daughter! Your fates are sealed!
[the Shredder douses Zeck and Steranko in mutagen
] Ivan Steranko
: Uhh, don't feel so well... oh nyet, look at me! Anton Zeck
: They've turned us into FREAKS!
: I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here. Rocksteady
: Maybe he's visiting his mommy. Bebop
: I wish I could visit my mommy. Rocksteady
: Why don't you? Bebop
: I try but every time she sees me, she runs away screaming.
: If you blister-heads had stolen a decent car, I wouldn't need to hire a delivery boy. Rocksteady
: Aw, give us another chance, boss. Bebop
: Yeah, this time we'll swipe one that ain't a police car.
: [He, Shredder and Rocksteady jump into the Starcruiser
] Hey, somebody even left the key in. Leonardo
: That somebody had to be Michaelangelo. Michaelangelo
: [observes his collection
] Alexander the Great's breastplate. The Spear of Destiny. Excalibur. Is most greatest collection of all time, da? But is missing one thing. Shredder's helmet. The legendary Kuro Kabuto. If someone could obtain it for me, I maybe forget terrible past misdeed, huh? Anton Zeck
: So if I steal the helmet, you'll forgive me for my little mistake. Ivan Steranko
: Little mistake? You shoot me in eyeball! Anton Zeck
: Not on purpose! Anyway, you got that new cool eye. You used to be an arms dealer, but now it's like "Oooh, check out the new cool eyeball guy!" Ivan Steranko
: I should pop your head like blueberry! Anton Zeck
: Relax, Steranko. I'll get you that helmet. Ivan Steranko
: Is in Shredder's lair, highest security. Tell me, Mr. Zeck, why do you think you can steal it? Anton Zeck
: See your Spear of Destiny there? Ivan Steranko
: Da? Anton Zeck
: Lick it. Ivan Steranko
: [does so
] ... is made of marzipan! Anton Zeck
: I stole the real one yesterday.
: Just watch step. I have sent five men to steal the helmet, one after other. Nobody ever come back. That Shredder, he has eyes in back of head. Anton Zeck
: [laughs, goes invisible
] Those eyes won't do much him good.
: There are so many freaks around here. This town is really going downhill...
[the hologram projector begins creating multiple images of Michaelangelo
: Oh, boy. Just like a shooting gallery.
[he and Bebop start shooting at the images
: Yeah. It's times like this I wish I could count so I could keep score.
: [Bebop and Rocksteady have kidnapped Michelangelo and are dancing around
] We got us a Turtle! We us got a Turtle! Michaelangelo
: [Tied up
] Put a Sock in it, will ya? You're giving me a mondo migraine!
[is promptly gagged with a sock by Bebop
: You put a sock in it!
[Bebop and Rocksteady laugh
: This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up! Bebop
: But we did. But then you came busting in and we... Shredder
: No excuses!
: You wretched reptiles! You'll pay for this! Bebop
: And bring cash. We don't take plastic!
[Bebop and Rocksteady fall on top of Shredder
: Hi, boss! Shredder
: Oh, You nuclear-age numbskulls! Where have you been? Bebop
: Oh, uh, here and there. Shredder
: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again. You wretched reptiles, you'll pay for this! Bebop
: Yeah! And bring cash, we don't take plastic!
: I'm glad they didn't use that brain switcher thing on Rocksteady and me. Shredder
: Don't worry, you can't switch something that isn't there.
: You want some jellybeans, boss? Shredder
: [switched minds with Splinter
] Oh, no thank you. Bebop
: Huh? He's suddenly nice to ya. Shredder
: Uh, I mean shut up, you scrupulous ignoramus! Bebop
: That's more like it.
: You green dweebs think you got the best of old Bebop, do yah? Well, you's all wrong! Cause Bebop's the best there is!
[bumps his head
: Yo, Bebop, let me in on the fun! Bebop
: Be my guest, pal!
: Look at me! You turned me into a dang pig! I don't wanna be a pig! Ladies don't love pigs! Can't you turn me something cool, like a mongoose? Rocksteady
: Oh! You mutates me into giant talking rhino? You will pay for this, Shredder!
: No one mess with the Bebop, and the Rocksteady! Bebop
: I am not going to be called Bebop, got me? That is the dumbest name ever!
[walking around in dino skin/bones
: These new costumes are tight, Rocksteady! Rocksteady
: You be looking totally hip, dude! Hip, waist, stomach, all of it!
[the Turtles and Bebop and Rocksteady appear in the future
: [sees a giant statue of Shredder
] You gotta be kidding me! Raphael
: A giant statue of Shredder in the future can't be a good thing! Donatello
: So, how about we check the place out, just for ten minutes or so?
[Raph grins and spins his sais
: [thumbs up
] Woohoo! Rocksteady
: Da! Da! Leonardo
] Not again...
: [to com-link
] Rocksteady here. That you boss? Shredder
: No, it's the Tooth Fairy. Bebop
: Hey, let me talk to that crook! I left my little baby tusk under my pillow and didn't get nothing!
: [Shredder approaches carrying a candleabra
] It's Frankula! Bebop
: No way. It's Dracenstein! Shredder
: It's me, you idiots!
: So, you schmucks don't wanna make good with our gang and pay up, huh? Well, Boss Bebop's here to tell youse there ain't no pizza joint we're gonna own 'fore we're through - even if we gotta remodel some of 'em first! TEAR DIS PLACE APART, BOYS! Michelangelo
: Great... can we get our delicious pies to go?
: Dis ain't over yet, punks. You green dweebs are gonna regret the day you laid eyes on ol' Bebop, I guarantee it! Raphael
: Ugly as you are, Pork-Rind, I'm already regretting it. Now get outta here!
: You addlebrained idiot! You can't even beat a bunch of miserable turtles! I refuse to give you one more iota of my technology until you finish building my new body! Shredder
: Your body is but one of many biomechnical experiments I am conducting in the Technodrome, Krang. See? I'm still refining my mutations on the punks. This next batch will be infinitely superior to these two losers. Bebop
] Hey, what do you mean? Rocksteady
] You just give us another shot, pal. And you'll see some squished turtles. Krang
: Why are you wasting time on mutants? My stone warriors are amassed in Dimension X waiting to overrun this world at my command. But I cannot let them see me like this. Shredder
: Dimension X... of course. The transdimensional portal is already complete. Your home dimension is a place of total war, is it not? Krang
: Yes! A war that's been carried on without me since I was banished here. Shredder
: Then I will get the weaponry I need by pulling it through Dimension X! Krang
: No! You can't! Shredder
: But I must! I, and I alone, must defeat my ancient enemy Hamato Yoshi and his wretched turtles! Krang
: Saki! Don't! There's no telling what might come through that portal!
: Never in my life have I seen such an obnoxious child. Donatello, Bebop
: You think this is bad? You should have tried catching her.
: Gee boss, you sure bluffed your way out of that one! Shredder
: I never bluff.
: [a Roadkill Rodney just broke them out of their cage
] What took you so long? Roadkill Rodney
: The Shredder wants to have a talk with you. Rocksteady
: Um, you couldn't maybe put us back in the cage, could you?
: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady! Rocksteady
: And away we go!
[Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs
: Why'd you do that? Krang
: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!
: [after waiting for Shredder, Rocksteady and Bebop to return
] Well, It's about time!
[looks ahead and shocked
: What is that? Rocksteady
: Umm... We had a little accident, Krang.
[pan to reveal Rockstead and Bebop carrying shredder encased in concrete, kicking his legs muffled
: Yeah, You got a chisel handy?
: Fire at will! Bebop
: Yeah!... Uh, which one's Will? Rocksteady
: I know there's a Leonardo, and a Raphael... Baxter Stockman
: Nevermind! Just fire at all of them!
: You traitors! You nincompoops! Ding-dongs! Chuckle-puffs! Dip-skulls! Rocksteady
: Aw, we said we was sorry, boss. 1988 Shredder
: Bah! Bebop
: Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us amusing, is all. Krang
: Then, may he also find you as useful as we always have.
: Now go to the red drawer in the blue desk and bring me the yellow computer disk. Bebop
: uhh let's see... we're supposed to get the red disk out of the yellow drawer in the blue desk. Rocksteady
: or was it the blue disk from the re... red desk? Bebop
: or 'da blue disk from the blue desk?
: So, *snort* you rotten shell-backs think you're gonna get passes us, huh? Raphael
: As a matter of fact, yeah.