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Lew Zealand (Character)
from "The Muppet Show" (1976)

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The Muppets (2011)
Lew: We all agreed that a celebrity isn't a people.

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) (TV)
Lew Zealand: Yep, someone has had a little too much egg nog, kissing a pork on the chops like that.

"The Muppet Show: Leslie Uggams (#3.18)" (1979)
Leslie Uggams: Listen, Lew. What does it take to become a great boomerang-fish thrower?
Lew Zealand: Well, you gotta have sole. And if you can't get sole, use halibut.
Leslie Uggams: I should have guessed.
Lew Zealand: But in that case, I use a catcher's mitt.
Leslie Uggams: Why? No, no, don't tell me. Let me guess. Just for the halibut?
Lew Zealand: See? You're catching on.
Leslie Uggams: Listen, how did you acquire this talent? Was it an accident?
Lew Zealand: No, it was on porpoise.
Leslie Uggams: I give him the straight lines, and he gives me the fish lines.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
Lew Zealand: Boomerang fish! Guaranteed fresh! Throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me! Get 'em while they're fresh!