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: We all agreed that a celebrity isn't a people.
: Yep, someone has had a little too much egg nog, kissing a pork on the chops like that.
: Listen, Lew. What does it take to become a great boomerang-fish thrower? Lew Zealand
: Well, you gotta have sole. And if you can't get sole, use halibut. Leslie Uggams
: I should have guessed. Lew Zealand
: But in that case, I use a catcher's mitt. Leslie Uggams
: Why? No, no, don't tell me. Let me guess. Just for the halibut? Lew Zealand
: See? You're catching on. Leslie Uggams
: Listen, how did you acquire this talent? Was it an accident? Lew Zealand
: No, it was on porpoise. Leslie Uggams
: I give him the straight lines, and he gives me the fish lines.
: Boomerang fish! Guaranteed fresh! Throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me! Get 'em while they're fresh!