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: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand
: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too. Jafar
: [very dryly
] Jasmine. Princess Jasmine
: Oh, Father. I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy. Sultan
] You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you. Princess Jasmine
: What? Sultan
] You will wed Jafar.
[the other door opens and reveals Jafar and Iago
: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
: Jafar, you vile betrayer! Iago
: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!
: [to Jafar
] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you. Sultan
: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business. Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after her
: [scowls in their direction
] If only I had gotten that lamp! Iago
: [mocking Jasmine
] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives. Jafar
: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded. Jafar
: Ew. Iago
: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband? Jafar
: What? Iago
: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan! Jafar
: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit. Iago
: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.
[he dives off Jafar's staff headfirst, then hits the ground
: "Yah. Ker-splat!" Jafar
] I love the way your foul little mind works!
[both laugh evilly
: Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
[Rajah grumbles in protest
] Princess Jasmine
: Except you, Rajah.
[Rajah purrs happily
] Princess Jasmine
: I've never even been outside the palace walls. Sultan
: But, Jasmine, you're a princess. Princess Jasmine
: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore. Sultan
] Oh! I, I... Sultan
: [to Rajah
] Allah forbid you should have any daughters! Rajah
: [hypnotizing the Sultan with his snake staff
] You will order the Princess to marry me. Sultan
] I... will order... the Princess... to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance
: But you're so old! Jafar
: [shoving his staff into the Sultan's face again
] The Princess *will* marry me!
[worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor
: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
: [of "Prince Ali Ababwa"
] Jasmine will like this one. Aladdin
: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine. Jafar
: Your Highness, no! I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess? Aladdin
: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter. Princess Jasmine
: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!
: Jasmine? Jasmine! Jasmine...
[suddenly Rajah rears up in front of the Sultan with a rag in his mouth
: Confound it, Rajah!
[he pulls half of the rag out of Rajah's mouth
: So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out! Princess Jasmine
: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?
[Jasmine and Rajah chuckle, drawing an angry look from the Sultan
: [sniffs tearfully
] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me. Sultan
: That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem. Princess Jasmine
: Father? Sultan
: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy. Princess Jasmine
: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin. Aladdin
] Call me Al.
[Prince Achmed comes storming in from the palace gardens after being rejected by Princess Jasmine
] Prince Achmed
: I've never been so insulted! Sultan
: Oh, Prince Achmed, you're, you're not... leaving so soon, are you? Prince Achmed
: [walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear
] Good luck marrying *her* off!
: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end. Iago
: Awk! Wits' end! Sultan
[laughs and pulls out a cracker
: Have a cracker, pretty Polly.
[Iago gasps and shakes his head. Sultan stuffs the cracker into Iago's mouth
: [laughs as Iago chokes
] Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.
[Iago gives Jafar an angry look
: Button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun!
] They're finally getting married! Sultan of Agrabah
] They're finally getting married! Thieves
] They're finally getting married! Iago
] Look at all these presents! Princess Jasmine
] We're finally getting married! Abu the Monkey
] You're finally getting married! Aladdin
] I'm finally getting married!
] There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing. Yes, uh huh! Sultan of Agrabah
: Where is the groom?
Sultan of Agrabah
: [to Aladdin
] Don't look so solemn, boy. This is a happy day.
: But, they couldn't have just vanished! The Sultan
: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You must know where she is and if you don't tell me right this minute, I'm going to have you beheaded!
[the guards draws his swords, Aladdin look stunned
: Wait, your highness! Don't be rash! Let me have three days and I promised I could bring her back. The Sultan
: Three days, eh? Very well, I'll give you three days. But, you better bring the princess back or you'll never see your friends again.
: What a pretty bauble, It's enchanting!
: Rajah! You know better than to tear around the palace like that! Iago
: [opens up Rajah's mouth
[Aladdin closes Rajah's mouth to hide Iago from Jasmine and Sultan
: Hey! The Sultan of Agrabah
: So, Aladdin why did you bring up that deceitful parrot?
: And Iago, talk about a rat with wings! Aladdin 'Al'
: Genie? Blue Genie
: Whoo! That bird was mean!
[Turns his head into Iago
] Blue Genie
: "Sultan want a cracker? Sultan want a cracker?"
[His head returns to normal
] Blue Genie
: Remember that? The Sultan of Agrabah
: I can still taste them - the traitor! Blue Genie
: Yes, sir! You don't see this guy hanging out with any evil parrots. Aladdin 'Al'
: Uh, it's funny, you should mention Iago.
: What good is love and respect if it has to be stolen?
: Many years ago, I - took - my - finger... and I pushed in my penis. Sultan
] And it hasn't come out since. Sultan
] I will now hear from the court.
: [dreamily raising hands
] Aladd-i-i-i-n! The Sultan
: [imitating her, also dreamily raising hands
] Aladd-i-i-i-n! The Sultan
: [abruptly shaking this impression
] What Aladdin are you talking about, daughter of ours?