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Odie (Character)
from A Garfield Christmas Special (1987) (TV)

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Garfield Goes Hollywood (1987) (TV)
Jon Arbuckle: OK, are we going out there tonight?
Garfield: Maybe!
Jon Arbuckle: Are we gonna get the performance of our lives?
Garfield: Doubt it!
Jon Arbuckle: Are we gonna win?
Garfield: Not a chance!
Jon Arbuckle: All right, let's DO it!
[he and Odie dash away to the stage wing]
Odie: [barks]
Garfield: Let's not, and say we did!

Jon Arbuckle: I think we have it wrapped up, guys. I haven't seen any competition so far, and there's only one act *after* us!
Odie: [barks]
Garfield: They're lucky it'll probably be a dog who plays five instruments at the same time.

Pet Search host: Our final act this evening is Bob the Wonder Dog. He will play five, count them, FIVE instruments simultaneously!
Jon Arbuckle: Uh-oh.
Garfield: Bingo.
Odie: [whimpers]

"Garfield and Friends: Mistakes Will Happen/U.S. Acres: The Well Dweller/The Wise Man (#3.17)" (1990)
Garfield: [referring to Jon] Can you believe Pete's trying to scare us like that?
Odie: [actually speaking] I don't know, I'm kinda scared.

Garfield: Around here, we don't make mistakes.
Odie: [running up] Ta-da!
Garfield: Except occasionally in casting.

Garfield in Paradise (1986) (TV)
Jon Arbuckle: [lying on the diving board at first, then springing up] Hey, wait a minute! We control our own destinies, don't we?
Odie: Hm?
Garfield: That's debatable.
Jon Arbuckle: This is an island, right? There has to be some beach out there somewhere, right? We'll go rent a car, and drive until we find some fun in the sun! Right, guys!
Garfield: Rrright!
Odie: Right!
Jon Arbuckle: [leaping a little on the diving board] Then let's do it!
[the diving board snaps off, and Jon falls into the empty pool with a crash]
Garfield: Right! We'll do it right after his bones knit!

Garfield in Disguise (1985) (TV)
Garfield: [looking into a chest, searching for costumes] Eureka! The mother lode! Look at all this great stuff, Odie! With these costumes, we can be - anything we want!
Odie: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

"Garfield and Friends: Best of Breed/U.S. Acres: National Tapioca Pudding Day/All About Odie (#1.11)" (1988)
Man: [Garfield is lecturing on Odie chasing cars] What does Odie do with a car when he catches one?
Garfield: He buries it in the backyard.
[Audience stars laughing]
Garfield: What're you laughing at? You don't believe me?
Woman: Nah, we don't believe you!
Garfield: I can't believe my ears!
Audience: We can't believe your face!
Garfield: Hey, I did *not* come here to be insulted!
Man: Oh, where do you usually go? This whole thing is stupid!
Woman: Yeah, it's ridiculous!
Garfield: You think this is ridiculous? You should see this audience!
[Garfield leaves amid the booing audience and returns home to Odie]
Garfield: Hi, boy. Had fun chasing cars?
Odie: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Garfield: Those people didn't appreciate me. I told them you buried cars in the backyard and they made fun of me.
[they walk past various cars buried in the yard]
Garfield: Boy, try and educate some people.

"Garfield and Friends: Fraidy Cat/U.S. Acres: Shell Shocked Sheldon/Nothing to Sneeze At (#1.4)" (1988)
Garfield: [the front door opens] Look! Footprints, and they look like they're from some sort of unearthly creature.
Odie: [looks at his own foot] Huh?
Garfield: [slams the door shut, to Odie] Quick, help me barricade the door!

"Garfield and Friends: Odielocks and the 3 Cats/U.S. Acres: Quack to the Future/Beddy Buy (#3.10)" (1990)
Garfield: [reading Odie a story] Once upon a time,
Garfield: boy how do they come up with these catchy openings?, once upon a time there was a little girl named Odielocks, Odielocks was very beautiful,
[cut to reveal that she looks like Odie in a wig and dress]
Garfield: okay so I lied she was as homely as an empty refrigerator.
Odie: Aw!