From "Garfield and Friends: Odielocks and the 3 Cats/U.S. Acres: Quack to the Future/Beddy Buy (#3.10)"
[reading Odie a story
] Once upon a time,
boy how do they come up with these catchy openings?, once upon a time there was a little girl named Odielocks, Odielocks was very beautiful,
[cut to reveal that she looks like Odie in a wig and dress
okay so I lied she was as homely as an empty refrigerator.