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Krang (Character)
from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1987)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
Krang: [last lines as he is teleported away from Earth] I'll be back, but a thousand times stronger!

Krang: [to Shredder] I know what you're thinking right now, of all the ways you'd like to kill me. But that would require out-thinking me. And no one, nothing is smarter than THE KRANG!

Krang: [slaps Shredder] Oh, I'm sorry, did I get a little tentacle mucus in your eye?

Shredder: Once the Technodrome is assembled, we can rule the planet.
Krang: I'm sorry, we? WE will rule? Ha-ha!
Shredder: We were a team...
Krang: "We were a team..." Teams are for the weak! Family is for the scared! The Earth is MY toy, and I do not like to share!
Shredder: You betrayed me!
Krang: Actually, I barely even thought about you!
[Shredder draws his blades, but Krang freezes Shredder and stores him inside the Technodrome]
Krang: Back to the toy chest, with the rest of the things I've broken! Silly little earthling!

Krang: Time for a new game! Look out, Earth, it's playtime!

Krang: Place me back in!
[the android push him into the suit slowly]
Krang: Push me in, you stupid robot!
[the android punches him into its stomach]
Krang: You idiot!

[Leonardo chops off the Krang suit's arm]
Krang: You don't think I've got spares for this?
[summons a replacement arm and new weapons]
Michelangelo: Guys, he is literally re-arming!

Krang: You know, I'm looking forward to enslaving you! A cage full of tortoises might be nice!
Raphael: We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference!
Leonardo: Yeah, turtles bite!

Krang: Stupid reptiles!

Krang: [grabs Mikey] Come here, little turtle! Let me give you a hug, GOODBYE!
[puts Mikey in a bear hug]
Raphael: Nobody!
Leonardo: Messes!
Donatello: With Mikey!
[all three take down the Krang suit]

Leonardo: Hey Bubblicious, let's see what you got!
Krang: I'll show you what YOU got: THIS!
[kicks Leo]

Krang: [to the Turtles] I'll only warn you once: get off my ship!

Turtles Forever (2009) (TV)
Shredder 1987: Argh! Blasted turtles!
Krang: Shredder! You bungling idiot!
Shredder 1987: I'm in the middle of something here, Krang!
Krang: First, you get us stuck here in this infernal dimension, and now you struggle to defeat this primitive creatures? If my troops from Dimension X were here...
Shredder 1987: Oh, quit nagging about Dimension X. We're having enough trouble in this dimension. Can't you see there are eight turtles now?... Wait... That's it! Of course, if this dimension has it's own version of the turtles, perhaps it has it's own Shredder as well!
Krang: Oooh, and maybe even it's own Krang!

Shredder 1987: [Typing at the Technodrome computer] Hmm... nothing comes up for "Krang" in this dimension.
Krang: What?
Shredder 1987: But Shredder on the other hand...
[the screen displays footage of The Shredder]
Shredder 1987: There he is, and he is MAGNIFICENT! What strength, what power! Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this! So unlike the sniveling, idiots that I've been forced to suffer.
Krang: ...I'm right here. I CAN HEAR YOU!
Shredder 1987: Now, to find him. Hmm... strange, he's off world. No matter. I will use the matter transporter to beam him to us directly.
[the portal blasts out an object into the Technodrome]
Shredder 1987: This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of mighty Shredder and his...
[Shredder stares as Ch'rell appears, frozen in a block of ice]
Shredder 1987: slug? Ooh... I wanted a super sinister ally!
Krang: Oh, I dunno, he looks alright to me.

Krang: [Banging on the Dimension Portal room door] You're not the only one who needs to use Trans-Dimensional Portal, you know? Open up! What are you doing in there anyway?
[Karai knocks over Krang, pulling him out of his exosuit]
Krang: My body!
Karai: Insolent slug! The Shredder's business is his and his alone! Do not seek to interrupt him again.
[the Shredder groans, holding his head as he exits]
Karai: Father, what is it? What's wrong? What did you see in there?
The Shredder: Turtles, Karai. Ninja... turtles! I must have them. Both teams, at once!
Shredder 1987: Yes, revenge at last! I knew you'd come through! Together we can crush the tur...
[the Shredder smacks the 87' Shredder away]
The Shredder: Hun! Tonight, you hunt. Find those who did this to you, and bring them to me.
Hun: It will be done, Master.

The Shredder: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Did they really believe their military could stop this Technodrome? Fools!
Shredder 1987: [to Krang] He's quite good.
Krang: Shh! I don't wanna miss anything!
The Shredder: My onslaught has only just begun!

Krang: I did everything exactly right! It should had worked! It should be alive.
Krang: You botched it! You botched it!
1988 Shredder: [Shredder tackles Krang, trying to strangle him] You forget who you talk to you wimpering worm! I am the Shredder!
Krang: I know who you are. Let go!
Ch'rell: What fools are these? So weary of life...
Krang, 1988 Shredder: [Shredder and Krang stop fighting] ... Wha?
Ch'rell: ...That they take the name of the Shredder... MY name... in vain!

The Shredder: Yes, come to me, turtles.
Shredder 1987: What the devil are you waiting for? They're right in your crosshairs!
Krang: Destroy them already!
[the Shredder smacks them both away]
The Shredder: Restrain these buffoons!
Rocksteady: Sorry, boss.
[Bebop and Rocksteady grab Shredder and Krang, retraining them in cuffs]
Shredder 1987: Unhand me!
Krang: You'll hear from my Trans-Dimensional attorneys!

Karai: I am called Karai! I am "his" daughter.
Shredder 1987: [to Krang] Not much of a family resemblance.
Karai: [Karai kicks the 87' Shredder away] Will you be a nuisance as well?
Krang: Never, charming lady.
Karai: I have gone to great lengths to keep vigil over my father. But, today, he vanished from my monitoring systems. When I was able to relocate him, he was here. How is this so?
Shredder 1987: Ahh! The m-m-m-matter-transporter... We beamed him here.
Karai: This technology is now property of The Foot. With it, I will restore my father, the one true Shredder, to glory!
Shredder 1987: One "TRUE"? Now, wait jus...
[Karai knocks away the 87' Shredder again]
Krang: Another fine mess you've gotten us into...
Shredder 1987: Oh, Shut up!

1988 Shredder: You traitors! You nincompoops! Ding-dongs! Chuckle-puffs! Dip-skulls!
Rocksteady: Aw, we said we was sorry, boss.
1988 Shredder: Bah!
Bebop: Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us amusing, is all.
Krang: Then, may he also find you as useful as we always have.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Trans-Dimensional Turtles (#4.10)" (2016)
Krang: So, you've allied with yourselves with your dimensional counterparts, eh?
80s Donatello: It's Krang!
Michelangelo: Whoa, what's with the gross man-baby body?
Krang: This will be the last time I have to look at you disgusting turtles! The Kraang are letting me go home. I just have to make a few amends, and Dimension X, here I come!

80s Leonardo: It's over! We stopped your little scheme! We deactivated all your dimensionizers!
80s Michelangelo: That's right, pink dude! You can't blow up our realities anymore!
Kraang Sub-Prime: Blow up... realities?
[Kraang Sub-Prime turns to Krang]
Kraang Sub-Prime: You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for thousands of years? Are you insane?
Krang: Well, you did say to wipe out the turtles at any cost...
Kraang Sub-Prime: This is why I banished you to 2-Dimensional Earth in the first place: Because you're an idiot! A moron! A dingleberry! So, you know what? I'm kicking yah back!
[Sub-Prime kicks Krang through a portal]
Krang: Oh no! Not again...!

Kraang Sub-Prime: Yah did good, cousin. We banished you because you're a screw-up! But you made up for it. Welcome home!
[the Krangs hug]
Krang: Well thank you, Sub-Prime. Just wait until the rest of my plan unfolds! We're going to blow those turtles to smithereens!

[Krang increases his size, but he falls down and the Leonardos and Raphaels stomp on him]
Krang: Aarrgh! Stop it, disgusting reptiles!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hot-Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (#1.4)" (1987)
Krang: You addlebrained idiot! You can't even beat a bunch of miserable turtles! I refuse to give you one more iota of my technology until you finish building my new body!
Shredder: Your body is but one of many biomechnical experiments I am conducting in the Technodrome, Krang. See? I'm still refining my mutations on the punks. This next batch will be infinitely superior to these two losers.
Bebop: [Snorts] Hey, what do you mean?
Rocksteady: [Snarls] You just give us another shot, pal. And you'll see some squished turtles.
Krang: Why are you wasting time on mutants? My stone warriors are amassed in Dimension X waiting to overrun this world at my command. But I cannot let them see me like this.
Shredder: Dimension X... of course. The transdimensional portal is already complete. Your home dimension is a place of total war, is it not?
Krang: Yes! A war that's been carried on without me since I was banished here.
Shredder: Then I will get the weaponry I need by pulling it through Dimension X!
Krang: No! You can't!
Shredder: But I must! I, and I alone, must defeat my ancient enemy Hamato Yoshi and his wretched turtles!
Krang: Saki! Don't! There's no telling what might come through that portal!

Krang: Traag!
General Traag: They couldn't have just vanished...
[notices Krang]
General Traag: Oh, sorry lord. Huh? Lord Krang!
Krang: Don't look at me!
General Traag: My lord, what has happened to your body?
Krang: It's a long story. I lost it when they banished me to this miserable mud ball.
Shredder: Those three youths just blasted their way right out of my Technodrome.
Rock Soldier: The Neutrinos have eluded us.
Krang: Neutrinos? Running loose here on Earth? Saki, you imbecile! Why, I ought to...
Shredder: What did I do? Who are these Neutrinos?
Krang: A gang of juvenile delinquents from Dimension X. They're a threat to everything we stand for.
General Traag: They hate war.
Rock Soldier: They refuse to join any armies.
Krang: And what's worse, they encourage people to have fun.

Krang: Great shooting, Tragg. I'm gonna pin a metal on you as soon as I get a pair of hands.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredded & Splintered (#1.5)" (1987)
Krang: Now, wretched reptiles, you will face the wrath of Krang!
Michelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?

Shredder: What the devil happened? Where the devil are we?
[looks outside]
Shredder: Dimension X? NO!
Krang: At last, I can conquer my home dimension!
Shredder: But I don't want to conquer this place. I want to conquer Earth.
Krang: In Dimension X, I am absolute master. You will do my bidding from now on.
Shredder: The Shredder takes orders from no one!
Krang: We shall see, Oroku Saki.

Krang: [as his android body grows to a gigantic size] Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of krang!
Michaelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?
Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (2009) (VG)
Krang: Prepare to die!

Krang: Face the wrath of Super Krang!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Showdown: Part 2 (#1.26)" (2013)
Kraang Prime: April O'Neil. Kraang has waited a long time.
April O'Neil: [strapped to a table] Where am I? What's going on?
Kraang Prime: Like all Kraang, i am called Kraang. But you can call me Kraang. Kraang has need of this planet for Kraang to live on.
April O'Neil: Um, that's great, but we're kind of using it. So you came all this way for nothing. Bummer.
Kraang Prime: No. Kraang came all this way for you, April O'Neil.
April O'Neil: Oh, really? As if I have anything to offer to you Kraangs.
Kraang Prime: Your mental energy is uniquely attuned to this universe. Once Kraang gains this ability, Kraang will transform your world into a world of Kraang.
April O'Neil: And how are you going to do that, exactly?
[tentacles surround April and start to work on her... ]

Kraang Prime: Kraang will not stopped by pathetic mutants!
Michelangelo: At least we're not stupid aliens!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Get Shredder! (#8.1)" (1994)
Drakus: Well, well, well... my old friend Krang. We meet again. Although as I recall, the last time we met, you had a body.
Krang: I've never seen you before in my life!
Drakus: Don't tell me the mighty Krang doesn't remember his greatest weapons engineer!
Krang: Drakus! You...
Drakus: Yes, me. The one who helped you design the Technodrome. The one you betrayed!
Krang: I am overlord of Dimension X!
Drakus: Then did you have to destroy my home world as well?
Krang: I didn't want any of your pesky relatives coming after me, Drakus!
Drakus: I am Drakus no more! After you blasted me out of Dimension X, I took on a new name: Berserko! And a new mission: Revenge.
Krang: It was nothing personal. I had no further use for you!
Drakus: Well I have a use for you...

Drakus: Behold, the Annihilator!
Krang: It's a toy compared to the Technodrome.
Drakus: It may be smaller, but it's more mobile and it packs 20 times the firepower! There's just one problem, the drive systems are malfunctioning, and you will tell me how to fix it.
Krang: Why should I help you?
Drakus: I'll give you one very good reason...
[places Krang on a podium]
Drakus: will you tell me what I need to know?
Krang: I'd rather rot in a septic tank!
Drakus: Heh... Later. But first I think you will tell me, when I turn up the heat!
[switchs a device on, that releases a heat beam on Krang]
Drakus: And when my Annihilator is fully operational, I'll crush you! And your precious Technodrome!
Krang: Will you listen to me! The Technodrome isn't even here! It's in Dimension X!
Drakus: Don't lie to me, Krang.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder Triumphant (#7.14)" (1993)
Burne Thompson: Just what in blazes do you... "things" think you're doing?
Krang: I am taking over the city, and this station with it. Not get out of my way! I have a important broadcast to make.
Burne Thompson: My people will never work for you! They're 100% loyal to me! Isn't that right, Vernon?
Vernon Fenwick: Uh... from which angle do you prefer to be photographed?

Shredder: No Technodrome, no Rock Warriors, no Foot Soldiers! I'll pay those turtles back for this if it's the last thing I ever do!
Krang: At this rate, it probably will be the last thing you ever do!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of the 50-Foot Irma (#3.3)" (1989)
Shredder: Just what the world needs, a 6-foot-tall brain!
Krang: Wrong, my dear Shredder! I plan to use the enlarging ray on you!
Shredder: Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me!
Krang: I do! There's always the possibility it might malfunction!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Invasion: Part 2 (#2.26)" (2014)
Kraang Prime: Lowly insects! Do you think Kraang can be stopped? It was Kraang that found your planet millions of years ago, it was Kraang that used mutagen on the monkeys turning them into lowly humans, and it is Kraang who now transforms your world!
Michelangelo: And it will be Kraang who will be kicked in the shin!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Poor Little Rich Turtle (#4.43)" (1990)
Shredder: The girl will talk. It's just a matter of time
Krang: Well she better talk soon. I can't wait all day to rule the universe

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Showdown: Part 1 (#1.25)" (2013)
Kraang Prime: The invasion known as the invasion of Earth begins NOW!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Bebop and Rocksteady Conquer the Universe (#4.31)" (1990)
[Shredder and Krang have been affected by the Anxiefier, a ray gun that makes people afraid of everything they see]
Krang: I could use the computer to analyze the atmosphere's atoms for a cure, but there's one problem.
Shredder: What is it?
Krang: I'm too scared to touch the computer!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Super Irma (#6.3)" (1992)
Shredder: [sees Irma] How the devil did she get all the way down here?
Krang: [sarcastic] Truly, she is a woman of skill.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Ring of Fire (#4.7)" (1990)
Krang: Shredder, I'm sending you to Lisbon in Portugal. Here it is on the map.
Shredder: Put that away, I know where Lisbon is!
Krang: It's not for you, this is the educational portion of the show.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enter: The Shredder (#1.2)" (1987)
Krang: Saki, this is Krang. Report to me at once.
Shredder: Great! Terrific! We're on the run, and that idiot wants to chitchat. Well, what is it?
Krang: Ah, Saki, my old friend.
Shredder: I told you, call me the Shredder.
Krang: You wouldn't be shredding anything if it weren't for me. I have given you vast technical knowledge... but you have not fulfilled your half of the bargain. My legions are waiting in Dimension X to storm into this world and crush it. All I lack is a body. A body which you have failed to provide for me.
Shredder: None of us is safe as long as Hamato Yoshi and his turtles roam the sewers.
Krang: Heh. With the body I've designed, no force on Earth could stop me.
Shredder: Including myself. That's why I don't trust you, Krang.
Krang: And if I gave you a means of defeating your enemies... then would you trust me?
Shredder: Possibly. But first, tell me how to defeat the turtles!
Krang: You were the one who tried to destroy Yoshi with that mutagen. But instead, he gained the powers of the rats, but suppose Yoshi had been near a more powerful animal.
Shredder: Mutate my own people. The possibilities are endless! All I need are animals. HA HA HA HA HA! Killers! HA HA HA! That's quite a brain you've got, Krang.
Krang: Oh course it is. It's all I've got.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Making of Metalhead (#3.35)" (1989)
Krang: [after waiting for Shredder, Rocksteady and Bebop to return] Well, It's about time!
[looks ahead and shocked]
Krang: What is that?
Rocksteady: Umm... We had a little accident, Krang.
[pan to reveal Rockstead and Bebop carrying shredder encased in concrete, kicking his legs muffled]
Bebop: Yeah, You got a chisel handy?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret Origins: Part 3 (#2.8)" (2004)
Krang: I hate walking on my tentacles...
Ultrom: Shut up, Krang!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (2016) (VG)
Krang: Shall we begin, then?

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Trek (#8.8)" (1994)
Krang: Curse the day I ever met those miserable Turtles!