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Quotes for
Gopher (Character)
from Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (1966)

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The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Owl: Blast it all.
Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.
Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.
Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.
Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh.

Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?
Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.

Gopher: That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey.

Gopher: If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.
Winnie the Pooh: Why?
Gopher: 'Cause it's "Winds-day."

Gopher: Sssssuffering Ssssssuccotash!

Gopher: First thing to be done is, uh, get rid of that bear; he's jamming up the whole project.
Owl: Dash it all, he *is* the project!


Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (1966)
Gopher: That sssupercilious ssscoundrel confiscated my honey.

Owl: Blast it all.
Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.
Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.
Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.
Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh.

Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?
Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.

Gopher: First thing to be done is to get rid of that bear. He's gumming up the whole project.
Owl: Dash it all, he *is* the project!

Rabbit: [hammering a sign in front of Gopher] Don't - feed - the - bear!
Gopher: Hmph! I'm gonna skedaddle.

Winnie the Pooh: [seeing a lunchbox pop up from Gopher's hole] A lunchbox?
Gopher: [appearing] It certainly is. I'm workin' the swing shift, you know.


"The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: The Good, the Bad and the Tigger (#4.4)" (1991)
Piglet: Oh, Pooh Bear, why did you do it?
Pooh: I don't know, Piglet. Why did I do it? Um, what exactly is it that I did, exactly?
Rabbit: You took a train without asking you... you... train robber! Now, how about an alabi?
Pooh: Why, thank you, Rabbit! But, I'm not sleepy yet.
Piglet: If you don't confess soon, you'll have to face the... judge.
Gopher: [Pooh, Rabbit, and Piglet look at the judge, who happens to be Gopher. He is playing a harmonica. In a sing-song voice, he says] And guess who gets to play the judge.
[Normal voice]
Gopher: Looks like there's gonna be a swingin'!
[Cackles maniacally]
Pooh: A swinging? Oh, how wonderful! I love to swing!
Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!

Tigger: I can't take it! I'm going ster-crazy! I want out! Out I tell ya! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Pooh: But, Tigger, we've only been in here for five minutes.
Tigger: Oh, yeah. Seems like six.
Piglet: [Sniffling] I... I'm disappointed in you, Pooh.
Pooh: [Allowing Piglet to blow his nose on his shirt] I am, too, Piglet. I shouldn't have done what I did. Even if I didn't know what I did.
Tigger: Go easy on him, sherrif. I think he ate too much honey and couldn't help himself.
Rabbit: It's too late for that! You two are going to get just what you deserve!
[He points to where Gopher "the Judge" is sitting, playing the harmonica]
Gopher: Looks like there's gonna be a double swingin' tonight!
[Cackles maniacally]
Pooh: Oh, how wonderful! May I go first?
Tigger: No! No! I cannot do it!
[Getting on his knees]
Tigger: I confess, sherriff! I did it! I took the train! Pooh had nothing to do with it.
Piglet: You mean Pooh's innocent?
Tigger: Yes! He told me not to take the train, but I wouldn't listen. He was just a fall-bear in all this.
Piglet: [Lets Pooh out of jail, and gives him a big hug] Oh, Pooh! I'm so glad you're not a low-down, no-good, lousy train robber!
Pooh: Why, thank you, Piglet. I'm glad to hear it, too.
Rabbit: Well, where is the train then? It's not like it could have just gone off by itself!
[He hears the train whistle and sees the train coming]
Rabbit: On the other hand...
[shouting]
Rabbit: *Run*!


Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day (1968)
Gopher: If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.
Winnie the Pooh: Why?
Gopher: 'Cause it's "Winds-day."

Winnie the Pooh: Think... think... think...
Gopher: Say, what's wrong, sonny? Got yourself a headache?
Winnie the Pooh: No, I was just thinking.
Gopher: That so? What about?
Winnie the Pooh: I... Oh, bother! You made me forget.


Boo to You Too! Winnie the Pooh (1996) (TV)
Gopher: [rolls by Rabbit on a monocycle, dressed in a costume which is supposed to resemble Rabbit] Trick or treat!
Rabbit: Not now, Gopher... And why are you dressed like a muskrat?
Gopher: Muskrat?
[rolls away]
Gopher: That guy can't tell a rabbit from a hole in the
[falls into his own hole]
Gopher: grooooooooound!

Eeyore: [seeing Gopher dressed in an Eeyore-like costume] Nice costume. You make a good yak.
Gopher: I'm not supposed to be some yakidy-yakidy-yak!


Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie (2005) (V)
Gopher: Trick or treat!