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[Gonzo appears on live TV
: Hey, you better get down there, Kerm. Kermit
: Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay? Gonzo
: [on TV
] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space. Rizzo
: So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial? Kermit
: What is he doing up there? Rizzo
: His breakfast cereal told him to sit up there. Clifford
: Talk about whole grain and nuts.
: Nah, Baby! Me and Gonzo are very tight. In fact, we're gonna be chillin' in our hot tub later on. Perhaps you'd like to partake in the partay?
: How did our friends get on this show? Janice
: Luck and contageous! Clifford
: Yeah, they didn't have either one.
: Yo yo yo yo yo, Kerm, Kerm! Kermit the Frog
: Yeah, yeah? Clifford
: Listen, we got to do something about Dr. Dew. He's becoming Dr. Loop di dew.
: I've always wanted to have my own show. Man, this is great! So when does it start? Kermit the Frog
: In about thirty seconds.
: How are things going on the show? Bobo the Bear
: Oh, well, Dennis Quaid is doing great! Yeah, You know, you guys really ought to do this show together. You know, well, we could call it: The Dennis Quaid and Clifford Muppet Good Time Hour featuring Dennis Quaid!