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Brian Tanner (Character)
from "ALF" (1986)

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"ALF: Strangers in the Night (#1.2)" (1986)
'ALF': What does missile man become when he does this?
[He bends the leg]
Brian Tanner: He becomes broken.

Kate Tanner: Has anyone seen my yellow ribbon?
'ALF': I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me.
Brian Tanner: Ha! You kill me.

"ALF: Baby, You Can Drive My Car (#1.10)" (1986)
Brian Tanner: [as everyone is about to leave to find Alf, the phone rings, and he answers it]
[Into phone]
Brian Tanner: Hello? Just a second.
[Turning to him]
Brian Tanner: Dad? It's for you.
Willie Tanner: We don't have time. Tell him I'll call him back.
Brian Tanner: [Shrugs, then into phone] He say's he'll have to call you later, Alf.
[At that Willy and Kate run straight to the phone]

"ALF: Turkey in the Straw: Part 2 (#3.8)" (1988)
Willie Tanner: ALF!
Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie.
Willie Tanner: Where is he?
Flakey Pete: Who? You're little alien guy?
Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be...
ALF: Hey Willie.
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Brian Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Lynn Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Kate Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie?

"ALF: A.L.F. (#1.1)" (1986)
[sound of cans opening, Alf and Brian come out with two cans of something in their hand]
Kate: I said no soda pop.
Brian: It's not soda pop, it's beer.
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [burps] You're about out of Coors!

"ALF: Original Unaired Pilot (#1.0)" (2004)
Brian Tanner: Can ALF stay in my room?
Kate Tanner: No, this thing isn't staying in anybody's room; it's not staying.
Brian Tanner: Why not? E.T. got to stay.
Kate Tanner: E.T. was a movie. This is real. This... is on our coffee table.