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[Bebop and Rocksteady see how they've mutated
: You're a rhinoceros! Rocksteady
: And you're a... I don't know what you are! Bebop
: [sees his reflection
] Huh, I'm a little piggy? Baxter Stockman
: You're a warthog.
[the Turtles and Bebop and Rocksteady float down a river
: Bye, Turtles! Michelangelo
: That's nice of them to say goodbye... Rocksteady
: Heads up!
[the Turtles go over a waterfall screaming
: Can you smell what this Rock is cooking?
: We gotta keep our eyes out for intruders! Rocksteady
: Well, what do intruders look like? Bebop
: Anybody that's not a big pig or a big rhino!
: You ever see a rhino charge?
: [gestures towards Shredder
] It's him! Bebop
: Hey, hey, hey, speak from your heart! Rocksteady
: Hey Mr Shredder! Big fan of your work, especially your early stuff! Bebop
: My name is Bebop. This is Rocksteady. I know that's a crazy name, right, but his ancestors are from Finland. Rocksteady
: Yeah, that's right, I'm Finnish. 'Cause when I start a beatdown, I always FINNISH it! Bebop
: What! Rocksteady
: Yeah, I said it! Bebop
: Did you hear that? Rocksteady
: I said it! Bebop
] My man! Rocksteady
: My man! Bebop
: Gimme that foot!
[Bebop and Rocksteady proceed to high five each other with their feet
] Casey Jones
: [Bangs on the cage in the Police van
] Hey! Shut up back there!
[Rocksteady blows up the plane he and Bebop and the Turtles were in
: Dude, seriously? Rocksteady
: That's my bad, I got carried away...
: My man!
: Hey, do I look fat? Rocksteady
: No, of course not! You look... REALLY FAT!
: I'm starving, all our food is gone and we're down to moldy ketchup and dead cockroaches! Ivan Steranko
: Secret headquarters, mine! Moldy ketchup cockroaches, mine!
: Turtle face? Mother Russia!
: Turtle pests! You're like fleas on back of powerful Russian bear!
[the Shredder douses Zeck and Steranko in mutagen
] Ivan Steranko
: Uhh, don't feel so well... oh nyet, look at me! Anton Zeck
: They've turned us into FREAKS!
: You know, that was almost too easy. Raphael
: I really wish you'd stop saying things like that. Rocksteady
: Rrrr! Say your prayers, turtles!
[Starts blasting away at the turtles
: Okay guys, where's the action? Raphael
: Afraid you missed all the good stuff. April O'Neil
: Ugh, well, that's just great. Michaelangelo
: Of course you could get a shot of those 2 bozos
[Points at the imprisoned Bebop and Rocksteady
] Get back here and fight, you little web-footed creeps! April O'Neil
: Oh, wow! Rocksteady
: Ooh, you little bimbo! I'll make you eat that camera!
: [tied up, before Shredder mutates him
] Uh, you sure this is going to give us all them, uh, powers you promised us man? Shredder
: Absolutely! Of course, you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night.
: [a Roadkill Rodney just broke them out of their cage
] What took you so long? Roadkill Rodney
: The Shredder wants to have a talk with you. Rocksteady
: Um, you couldn't maybe put us back in the cage, could you?
: I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here. Rocksteady
: Maybe he's visiting his mommy. Bebop
: I wish I could visit my mommy. Rocksteady
: Why don't you? Bebop
: I try but every time she sees me, she runs away screaming.
: The fool! He cannot recognize true genius. Rocksteady
: We know just how you feel, boss.
: If you blister-heads had stolen a decent car, I wouldn't need to hire a delivery boy. Rocksteady
: Aw, give us another chance, boss. Bebop
: Yeah, this time we'll swipe one that ain't a police car.
: [observes his collection
] Alexander the Great's breastplate. The Spear of Destiny. Excalibur. Is most greatest collection of all time, da? But is missing one thing. Shredder's helmet. The legendary Kuro Kabuto. If someone could obtain it for me, I maybe forget terrible past misdeed, huh? Anton Zeck
: So if I steal the helmet, you'll forgive me for my little mistake. Ivan Steranko
: Little mistake? You shoot me in eyeball! Anton Zeck
: Not on purpose! Anyway, you got that new cool eye. You used to be an arms dealer, but now it's like "Oooh, check out the new cool eyeball guy!" Ivan Steranko
: I should pop your head like blueberry! Anton Zeck
: Relax, Steranko. I'll get you that helmet. Ivan Steranko
: Is in Shredder's lair, highest security. Tell me, Mr. Zeck, why do you think you can steal it? Anton Zeck
: See your Spear of Destiny there? Ivan Steranko
: Da? Anton Zeck
: Lick it. Ivan Steranko
: [does so
] ... is made of marzipan! Anton Zeck
: I stole the real one yesterday.
: Just watch step. I have sent five men to steal the helmet, one after other. Nobody ever come back. That Shredder, he has eyes in back of head. Anton Zeck
: [laughs, goes invisible
] Those eyes won't do much him good.
: Yes, come to me, turtles. Shredder 1987
: What the devil are you waiting for? They're right in your crosshairs! Krang
: Destroy them already!
[the Shredder smacks them both away
] The Shredder
: Restrain these buffoons! Rocksteady
: Sorry, boss.
[Bebop and Rocksteady grab Shredder and Krang, retraining them in cuffs
] Shredder 1987
: Unhand me! Krang
: You'll hear from my Trans-Dimensional attorneys!
: You traitors! You nincompoops! Ding-dongs! Chuckle-puffs! Dip-skulls! Rocksteady
: Aw, we said we was sorry, boss. 1988 Shredder
: Bah! Bebop
: Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us amusing, is all. Krang
: Then, may he also find you as useful as we always have.
: [wields a hammer
] The fun's just getting started!
: Yo, Bebop, let me in on the fun! Bebop
: Be my guest, pal!
: Look at me! You turned me into a dang pig! I don't wanna be a pig! Ladies don't love pigs! Can't you turn me something cool, like a mongoose? Rocksteady
: Oh! You mutates me into giant talking rhino? You will pay for this, Shredder!
: No one mess with the Bebop, and the Rocksteady! Bebop
: I am not going to be called Bebop, got me? That is the dumbest name ever!
[walking around in dino skin/bones
: These new costumes are tight, Rocksteady! Rocksteady
: You be looking totally hip, dude! Hip, waist, stomach, all of it!
[the Turtles and Bebop and Rocksteady appear in the future
: [sees a giant statue of Shredder
] You gotta be kidding me! Raphael
: A giant statue of Shredder in the future can't be a good thing! Donatello
: So, how about we check the place out, just for ten minutes or so?
[Raph grins and spins his sais
: [thumbs up
] Woohoo! Rocksteady
: Da! Da! Leonardo
] Not again...
: [to com-link
] Rocksteady here. That you boss? Shredder
: No, it's the Tooth Fairy. Bebop
: Hey, let me talk to that crook! I left my little baby tusk under my pillow and didn't get nothing!
: [Shredder approaches carrying a candleabra
] It's Frankula! Bebop
: No way. It's Dracenstein! Shredder
: It's me, you idiots!
: Drink blazin' electric death, turtles!
: [throws Leo and Raph against the wall
] Aw, did I hurt youse? This'll make it better!
[fires his gun at them
[the hologram projector begins creating multiple images of Michaelangelo
: Oh, boy. Just like a shooting gallery.
[he and Bebop start shooting at the images
: Yeah. It's times like this I wish I could count so I could keep score.
: [Bebop and Rocksteady have kidnapped Michelangelo and are dancing around
] We got us a Turtle! We us got a Turtle! Michaelangelo
: [Tied up
] Put a Sock in it, will ya? You're giving me a mondo migraine!
[is promptly gagged with a sock by Bebop
: You put a sock in it!
[Bebop and Rocksteady laugh
: There's the next pizza shop. Raphael
: I don't see none of the freak-show troublemakers anywhere... Leonardo
: Yeah, I think we're early for once. Rocksteady
: Think again!
: Don't look now, wimps, but Rocksteady's on the scene and ready to get mean!
[Bebop and Rocksteady fall on top of Shredder
: Hi, boss! Shredder
: Oh, You nuclear-age numbskulls! Where have you been? Bebop
: Oh, uh, here and there. Shredder
: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again. You wretched reptiles, you'll pay for this! Bebop
: Yeah! And bring cash, we don't take plastic!
: Gee boss, it ain't easy gettin' dinosaurs to obey. Bebop
: Yeah, they're all muscle and no brains. Shredder
: ...I won't say it, it's too easy.
: You addlebrained idiot! You can't even beat a bunch of miserable turtles! I refuse to give you one more iota of my technology until you finish building my new body! Shredder
: Your body is but one of many biomechnical experiments I am conducting in the Technodrome, Krang. See? I'm still refining my mutations on the punks. This next batch will be infinitely superior to these two losers. Bebop
] Hey, what do you mean? Rocksteady
] You just give us another shot, pal. And you'll see some squished turtles. Krang
: Why are you wasting time on mutants? My stone warriors are amassed in Dimension X waiting to overrun this world at my command. But I cannot let them see me like this. Shredder
: Dimension X... of course. The transdimensional portal is already complete. Your home dimension is a place of total war, is it not? Krang
: Yes! A war that's been carried on without me since I was banished here. Shredder
: Then I will get the weaponry I need by pulling it through Dimension X! Krang
: No! You can't! Shredder
: But I must! I, and I alone, must defeat my ancient enemy Hamato Yoshi and his wretched turtles! Krang
: Saki! Don't! There's no telling what might come through that portal!
: [Watching M.A.C.C on the telescreen
] I want that robot! Shredder
: Now, Krang, you can't have everything you see on TV. Rocksteady
: Maybe if you're real good, you'll get one for Christmas.
: You want some jellybeans, boss? Shredder
: [switched minds with Splinter
] Oh, no thank you. Bebop
: Huh? He's suddenly nice to ya. Shredder
: Uh, I mean shut up, you scrupulous ignoramus! Bebop
: That's more like it.
[Irma falls down screaming
: What was that? Rocksteady
: Very heavy mice? Bebop
: Very noisy termites? Shredder
: It serves me right for asking you two lunkheads!
: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady! Rocksteady
: And away we go!
[Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs
: Why'd you do that? Krang
: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!
: [after waiting for Shredder, Rocksteady and Bebop to return
] Well, It's about time!
[looks ahead and shocked
: What is that? Rocksteady
: Umm... We had a little accident, Krang.
[pan to reveal Rockstead and Bebop carrying shredder encased in concrete, kicking his legs muffled
: Yeah, You got a chisel handy?
: Fire at will! Bebop
: Yeah!... Uh, which one's Will? Rocksteady
: I know there's a Leonardo, and a Raphael... Baxter Stockman
: Nevermind! Just fire at all of them!
: Now go to the red drawer in the blue desk and bring me the yellow computer disk. Bebop
: uhh let's see... we're supposed to get the red disk out of the yellow drawer in the blue desk. Rocksteady
: or was it the blue disk from the re... red desk? Bebop
: or 'da blue disk from the blue desk?
: [after he has sent a rocket after the turtles
] Well Miss O'Neil I hope you're not counting on the turtles saving you this time
: by now they're nothing but chunks of turtle meat splattered on the sewer walls!
[April gives him a disgusted look
: [to April
] Yeah pretty gross huh?
] April O'Neil
: Shredder you're fiendishly inhuman! Shredder
: Thank you! Raphael
: [imitating a flight attendant
] Please take your seats, we will be experiencing some turbulence Shredder
: What? Raphael
: Thank you for riding super side airlines