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: Ahh, my friends. Shenzi
: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy. Banzai
: That's what I heard. Ed? Ed the Hyena
: Oo-oo-ooh, he-he, he-he-he
: [In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear
] Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!* Ed the Hyena
: [laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time
] Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh... Banzai
: [Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience
] It's not funny, Ed. Ed the Hyena
: [Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth
] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
: Hey, shut up! Ed the Hyena
: AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO! Banzai
: [Bares his teeth
[as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight
: [Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively
] Will you knock it off? Banzai
: [ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up
] Well, he started it!
[It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly
: Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain! Banzai
: [a string of drool dangles from his chin
] Man, I hate dangling... Shenzi
] Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint.
[Ed nods idiotically
: Man, I *hate* lions! Shenzi
] So pushy... Banzai
: And hairy... Shenzi
] Stinky... Banzai
] And man are they... Banzai
: [Elongated use of the 'u'
[both laugh hysterically
: Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here? Banzai
: Hmm, I don't know Shenzi uh, what do you think Ed? Ed the Hyena
: Oo ehehe, oh hahahaha Banzai
: Yeah, just what I was thinking, a trio of trespassers. Zazu
: And quite by accident let me assure you... Shenzi
: Whoa, whoa, wait wait. I know you, you're Mufasa's little stooge. Zazu
: I madame, am the king's majordomo. Banzai
: And that would make you...? Young Simba
: The future King! Shenzi
: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? Young Simba
: Puh, you can't do anything to me. Zazu
: Uh-uh, technically they can, we are on their land. Young Simba
: But Zazu, you told me they are nothing but slobbery, mangy stupid poachers. Zazu
: Ix-nay on the upid-stay... Banzai
: Who you callin' upid-stay?