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Scooby-Doo (Character)
from "Scooby Doo, Where Are You!" (1969)

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
Shaggy: Huh?
Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.

Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby trying to act like real spies] Scoob, what's your conclusion?
Scooby-Doo: [holds up a sketch of a bunny] Bunny!

Patrick: I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot.
[Shaggy and Scooby start laughing]
Patrick: What? Do you think I'm kidding?
Shaggy: Uhh?
Scooby-Doo: No! No?
Patrick: [starts laughing] See!
[Shaggy and Scoob laugh again, then when Shaggy and Scoob about to leave]
Patrick: Boo!
[starts laughing again]

Scooby-Doo: [Scooby has become smart and Shaggy is a big jock] This Schwartzenagren oaf almost destroyed us.
Shaggy: Ha ha, go boom!
Scooby-Doo: Oh you are embarrasing.

Buttercup Scout: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Man in Suit: Have you heard the good news?
Scooby-Doo: Yeah. There's cookies.

Evil Masked Figure: You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?
Scooby-Doo: Scooby... dooby... doo.
[Scooby puts the control panel on the thing and presses the button]
Evil Masked Figure: No!

Scooby-Doo: [about to put the control panel on monster maker] Rooby... Dooby... Doo!

Fred: This is bad.
Shaggy: No doubt.
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Yeah?
Fred: Who's driving?
Shaggy: Uhh...
[the gang looks back to see who is driving with no one there but Scooby in the passenger seat]
Scooby-Doo: Rello!

[Shaggy and Scooby start playing with the control panel, which makes a beat with its noises]
Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!
Scooby-Doo: [rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!
Scooby-Doo: Re're the reatest retectives!

Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.
Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.
Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.

Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007) (V)
Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Shaggy: And like, Shaggy too.

Daphne: Oh, Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Scooby-Doo: [on the radio] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Professor Jeffries: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that mountain climbing mutt, Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo: Who, me?

Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) (V)
Daphne Blake: Um... exactly how many more play by play Scooby Snack attacks do we have to endure before WWE City?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, we brought everything we had. Scooby and I need to keep our energy up so we can cheer like crazy at the main event.
Velma Dinkley: There's so many boxes, I can't event see the luggage.
Shaggy Rogers: Luggage?
Daphne Blake: [with Velma] You didn't pack the luggage?
Scooby-Doo: Uh-Oh!
Daphne Blake: Of all the food induced insane things you two have done, this absolutely takes the cake.
Scooby-Doo: [with Shaggy] Mmm... cake!
Daphne Blake: I mean it!
Shaggy Rogers: Like, what's the big deal? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway.

Mr. McMahon: Let's try to remain calm... here. We don't want to jump to any crazy conclusions.
Shaggy Rogers: [with Scooby] Mr. McMahon!
Shaggy Rogers: Like in the flesh. I can't believe I'm face to face with Vinnie Mac.
Scooby-Doo: The Boss!
Shaggy Rogers: The Higher Power!
Scooby-Doo: The Mac Attack!
Shaggy Rogers: The Mac Daddy!
Scooby-Doo: The Daddy Mac!
Mr. McMahon: Yes
[clears throat]
Mr. McMahon: . Thanks for that trip down memory lane.

Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico (2003) (V)
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after reading Valejo's email] Sound's great! And I can practice my Spanish!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after forwarding the message to Daphne] I thought I'd catch you at your computer. So what do you think?
Daphne Blake: [after reading the message and agreeing with Fred] Of course, I'd love to go to Mexico, yes! I mean-Sí! Let's ask Velma.
Velma Dinkley: [doing a search on her computer and receives the message] Mexico? The art, the museums, the pyramids. I'm there!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [to both girls] Great! Let's check with the guys.
[Scooby and Shaggy eating a microwave pizza]
Shaggy: [after waiting impatiently for Scooby at his computer] Mexico? Tomorrow?
[chuckles softly]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Like, what do we got tomorrow, Scoob? Let's see.
Shaggy: [pulls out a palm pilot and reads what's onscreen] Daydreaming at 10:00, napping, snoozing, relaxing. Sorry guys, looks like I'm booked.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, rooked!
[both Shaggy and Scooby laugh]
Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] Do you realize we'll be there for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?
[Shaggy and Scooby stop laughing, only to be shocked by Velma's news]
Shaggy: [to Velma] Like, what's that?
Velma Dinkley: A holiday in which families gather at the cemetery to celebrate their ancestors who are allowed to come back to Earth for two days.
Shaggy: [frightened by Velma's description] Cemetary? Sounds scary!
[Scooby runs into a wardrobe hiding]
Velma Dinkley: [calming Shaggy down] Not at all. Just a bunch of kids in costumes. Lots of skeleton shaped cookies and candy.
[Scooby walks around in the wardrobe]
Daphne Blake: Basically, it's non-stop eating.
Shaggy: [Scooby pops out of the dresser, excited]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Sounds like Halloween!
Velma Dinkley: Exactly!
Daphne Blake: So, what do you say?
Shaggy: Can't talk now, guys. Like, Scoob and I gotta pack!

[Scooby and Shaggy are packing for the trip]
Shaggy: [after closing the suitcase shut, which is filled with nothing but food] Looks like that's everything.
Scooby-Doo: [to Shaggy] Ruh-uh.
Shaggy: Like, what did I forget?
Shaggy: [Scooby shows Shaggy a bottle of Salsa] Salsa!

Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999) (V)
Sarah Ravencroft: [Shaggy is running alongside Scooby, who has the book, when Sarah Ravencroft soon grabs Scooby by the tail and holds him up in front of her] Give me my book, medalling hound!
[Takes the book out of his mouth]
Scooby Doo: Round? Rhere?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Scooby!
[picks up a bucket of water and runs towards her]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Let my buddy go, you creepy crone!
[Throws the water onto her, getting her dripping wet]
Sarah Ravencroft: What... was that?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You're not melting, like it worked in "The Wizard of Oz"!
Sarah Ravencroft: Fool! I shall destroy thee!
[Shaggy starts running and she drops Scooby and stretches her arm to grab Shaggy by the shoulder, who throws the bucket behind him where it lands on top of her and gets her head stuck in it]

[Scooby and Shaggy are consuming large amounts of food at the diner as the other customers gawk at them]
Jack: [amazed] I've never seen anything like this! Are you at least tasting my food?
[Shaggy and Scooby both nod at Jack]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [upon swallowing his food] Like, it's the best meal we've ever had.
Scooby Doo: [upon swallowing his food] Rericious!

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) (TV)
Velma Dinkley: Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries. That's Scooby Doo...
Scooby Doo: Hello.
Velma Dinkley: ...Fred Jones and Daphne Blake.
Fred: Hey, Howya doin'?
Daphne Blake: Of course, I wanna play myself in the movie version.
Velma Dinkley: And that's Norville Rogers.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: It's Shaggy! Like nobody calls me "Norville"!
Fred: What's the matter, Norville?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Th-th-that's not on tape is it?
Daphne Blake: Something wrong, Norville?
Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Very funny!
Scooby Doo: Norville!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Et tu, Scoob?

Fred: Wait a minute I found a clue, foot prints, wow like this creature must have ten legs!
Velma Dinkley: No, those are our foot prints, those are our foot prints!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You mean we've gone in a big circle? Oh man this is so *beep*ed up!
Scooby Doo: Yeah not cool!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: We're toast man, like toast!

Scooby-Doo and the Spooky Swamp (2010) (VG)
Lila: [first time meeting Shaggy and Scooby] You're a little late.
Shaggy: Aww man, like, that smells so good.
Lila: This stew? I'm making it for you, boys.
Shaggy: For us? Like do you know us?
Lila: Of course. Why else would I be making this incredibly delicious concoction?
Shaggy: She definitely knows us.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah...
Shaggy: So, like, serve it up then!
Lila: Patience Shaggy. It's not finished.
Scooby-Doo: Not finished?
Lila: No, Scooby. It is missing some very important ingredients... special ingredients.
Shaggy: Well, we just happen to be mystery solvers... specialising in finding missing ingredients.
Lila: In order to find these particular ingredients, you must prove yourselves first. Head to the dojo. There will be a beast there. Defeat it. Then we will talk.
Scooby-Doo: B-B-Beast?
Shaggy: Can't we just get 'em from the market?

Lila: Ice cap mushrooms - I can't believe I forgot my favourite! They're found in one place... the top of Howling Peaks, in a cave. Beware, for I feel a strange shadow lurking atop the mountain.
Shaggy: Alright, Scoob. Let's, like, get outta here man, and find those mushrooms.
Scooby-Doo: Mmm, mushrooms!

Scooby Doo! First Frights (2009) (VG)
Shaggy Rogers: [Velma bursts into the clubhouse] Yikes!
Velma Dinkley: Wow! A little on edge?
Shaggy Rogers: Sorry, Velma. Like, he haven't eaten since the snack after lunchtime snack.
Velma Dinkley: Shaggy, Scooby, you guys are going to love me!
[puts a newspaper article on the table]
Velma Dinkley: The Keystone Castle International Food Festival!
Shaggy Rogers: Food Festival?
Fred Jones: A castle? Sounds like it could be a fun type of vacation.
Daphne Blake: Oh, it's beautiful! Look at the amazing scenery!
Velma Dinkley: And there's even an eating competition.
Shaggy Rogers: [Scooby faints] Scoob, this is, like, no time for sleeping, man! We've gotta start clearing all the shelves!
Fred Jones: Why do that now?
Shaggy Rogers: To make room for the trophies we're totally gonna be bringing back.
Daphne Blake: I'd really love to go, but I promised we'd help my cousin Anna win her school talent contest.
Fred Jones: We'll be there, Daph.
[to Shaggy and Scooby]
Fred Jones: I've heard St. Louis High has the biggest cafeteria in the state!
Scooby-Doo: The biggest? Yum!
Shaggy Rogers: And cafeterias always have the best customers, like us!
Daphne Blake: So as much as I'd like to see the castle, can Anna count on us?
Shaggy Rogers: Totally! With Scoob and my sweet dance moves in her act, she'll get her first place trophy. Then we can go eat our way to ours.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, that witch didn't have a sense of humour, but she sure did bring down the house! Hahaha!
Scooby-Doo: Hehehehe!
Baron: You did it, kids! I may not have a castle, but a curse I can certainly do without. I can't thank you enough!
Fred Jones: We're just happy to help, Your Baronhood. It was a tricky mystery to figure out.
Velma Dinkley: Yeah, who would've thought the castle had a secret gold mine underneath it?
[to Baron]
Velma Dinkley: And your sister would want you gone, so she could have the gold all to herself!
Fred Jones: Yeah, how did your castle do that stuff with the lightning, and the magic, and the getting bigger?
Baron: I beg your pardon, but what sister? I don't have a sister.
Fred Jones: Yes you do. Lady Azarni. She lives in the castle with you.
Baron: Nobody lives in Keystone Castle but me and the servants. And I am an only child.
Fred Jones: But we saw Costington talk to her!
Daphne Blake: Actually Freddie, all you saw was Lady Azarni talk to Costington.
Velma Dinkley: [thunder rumbles, startling the group] I guess that's a mystery that will have to remain unsolved.
Shaggy Rogers: Fine with me!
Scooby-Doo: Me too!
Costington: Excuse me, sirs and madams, The Food Festival...
Costington: pig-out party... is served.
Shaggy Rogers: All right!
Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-
Scooby-Doo: -Food!
[camera pans up to show the Witch Queen flying out of the castle]

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) (V)
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [Scooby imitates an owl he sees out the window that turned its head by twisting his neck two times all the way around] Like, quit bothering the wildlife, Scooby. How do I look?
[Scooby turns around to face Shaggy]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Am I gonna turn a few heads or what?
Scooby-Doo: [his neck suddenly untwists rapidly, making his head spin a few times, then stops] You ret!

Daphne Blake: [opens the kitchen cabinet after hearing Shaggy and Scooby scream from the kitchen to see them shivering in it] Peppers, again?
Scooby-Doo: Ruh-uh! Writing!
Fred Jones: Writing? What writing?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [points to a wall where a ghost scratched "GET OUT" into it] L-l-l-like, ghost writing! This place is haunted!

"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Simple Plan and the Invisible Madman (#2.9)" (2004)
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: [Fred, Seb, Pierre, Chuck, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy are buried in the snow, trying to shake the snow off them. Scooby gets snow in his fur, and shakes the snow off, but gets snow on them] No, Scooby, stop, Scoob!
Scooby-Doo: [giggles] Sorry!
Fred: Is everyone OK?
Shaggy: [Shaggy sees Chuck and Seb dangling from the cliff] Something tells me *they're* not!
Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: Help! Help! Pierre, help me! Help!
Pierre Bouvier: [sees the boys get kidnapped] Oh, no! Chuck and Seb! But that means... I'm the only one left!
Daphne: Well, have you ever thought about a solo career?
[Pierre glances at Daphne, angry]
Daphne: Heh, just asking.

Fred: [Fred and the gang have just rescued the band from the safe. Their equipment is in the middle of the empty street] Since the Invisible Madman has been targeting you guys, all you have to do is start playing and he'll show up!
Pierre Bouvier: No way! We're not gonna be live bait!
Shaggy: [Shaggy laughs] I knew I liked you guys!
Scooby-Doo: Yeah!
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a box of Scooby Snacks] Um... would you do it for some Scooby Snacks?
Pierre Bouvier: [Pierre and the boys are confused as to what "Scooby Snacks" are] "Scooby Snacks"?
Jeff Stinco: What are those?
Chuck Comeau: [disgusted] Yuck!
Sebastien Lefebvre: Huh?
David Desrosiers: Dog treats?
[Daphne tosses the band a Scooby Snack each; and the boys look at it, not knowing what to do with it; except for Seb, who eats his; and then smiles]
Sebastien Lefebvre: Let's do it!
[to the band]
Sebastien Lefebvre: One, two, three, four!
[Simple Plan start playing the intro to their song, "I'd Do Anything"; only to be interrupted by the Invisible Madman knocking over their band equipment]

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) (V)
[Scooby and Shaggy see tomatoes growing in the lab and attempt to them]
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby-Doo: Wow!
Bill McLemore: You don't wanna eat those.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
Bill McLemore: Because they were grown in radioactive soil.
Shaggy: [alarmed] Zoinks!
[Scooby and Shaggy try cleaning the soil off their hands using Shaggy's shirt as a cleanser]
Bill McLemore: Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLamore.
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, Daphne Blake: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Velma: Thanks for keeping Shaggy and Scooby from glowing in the dark.
Eric Staufer: We'll go to dinner after the tour.
Shaggy: But first, can you show us your new video game? Scoob and I have been dying to play it!
Professor Robert Kaufman: No one's playing the game until we get rid of our problem.
Eric Staufer: Professor Kauffman, I'd like you to meet the Mystery Gang I based my game on.
[the Mystery Gang introduces themselves to Kauffman]
Professor Robert Kaufman: Ah, the famous Mystery, Inc.
Shaggy: And that's Scooby-Doo.
[Scooby looks through oddly shaped beakers at his own reflection laughing at them]

Velma: [about the cyber Mystery Gang's wardrobe] I guess it's been a while since we've seen Eric. He hasn't seen our fashion changes.
Daphne Blake: [to Cyber Daphne] We'll go shopping later.
Cyber Shaggy: [carrying a mountain of french fries in a basket to the table] Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?
Shaggy: Man, I thought you'd never ask!
[the Scoobys create a diversion to swipe the basket away from the two Shaggys]
Shaggy: [throws a French fry to Scooby] Here you go, pal.
Scooby-Doo: Rhanks a rot!
Cyber Shaggy, Shaggy: [after noticing the fries are gone] Huh? Hey!
[Both Scooby and Cyber Scooby are scorching down the basket of fries]
Velma: [to the Scoobys] We don't have time to play around. We need to find the Scooby Snax and get outta here!
Cyber Shaggy: You guys need to relax.
Cyber Daphne: Yeah, what are you worried about?
Daphne Blake: Aren't you afraid of the Phantom Virus?
Cyber Fred: Phantom who? Never heard of him.
Daphne Blake: You're kidding!
Velma: Oh, I get it. The Virus isn't part of this game. He has no reason to be looking for our cyber doubles.
[the Phantom Virus approaches the Cyber Café]
Shaggy: You cyber guys are lucky! The Phantom Virus is creepy and has this really scary laugh.
[the Phantom Virus is heard laughing in the distance]
Shaggy: Just like that.
Phantom Virus: Come out and play!
Velma: [as she and Cyber Fred look out the window to see the Phantom Virus is actually standing outside] It's him!
Phantom Virus: Come out, come out!
Cyber Fred: Let's get outta here! The Mystery Machine is out back.
Cyber Fred, Fred: [in unison] I'll drive.

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Night of Fright Is No Delight (#1.16)" (1970)
[last lines]
Shaggy: Zoinks! A floating haunted bone!
Scooby Doo: Bone?
Velma: I guess haunted bones are one thing Scooby's not scared of.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Doo!

Scooby-Doo's Triple Threat Featurette (2004) (V)
Scooby - Narrator: It's Scooby Vision! Look!

Scooby-Doo: Classic Creep Capers (2000) (VG)
[first lines]
Shaggy: Like, that was one scary movie, Scoob! We should've picked an afternoon matinee.
Scooby-Doo: Reah!

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: The Backstage Rage (#1.9)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: Like I said before, what a ham!
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Horrible Herd (#2.17)" (2013)
Mayor Janet Nettles: All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
Sheriff Stone: Perhaps as a species our our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any sheriffs.
Mayor Janet Nettles: Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
Daphne Blake: I think I have it. It's all the pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet cheese.
Shaggy Rogers: I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
Scooby-Doo: Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
Daphne Blake: That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
Velma Dinkley: Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
Fred Jones: We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
Sheriff Stone: I don't know. I don't know, I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
Fred Jones: My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
Mayor Janet Nettles: I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.

"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Frickert Fracas (#1.4)" (1972)
Mrs. Frickert: You ever see a six-foot-tall chicken?
Scooby: Yeah.
[points to Shaggy and giggles]

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Mayhem (2004) (VG)
Scooby-Doo: [after picking up a clue] It's a clue! A clue!

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Howl of the Fright Hound (#1.10)" (2010)
Scooby-Doo: [Crushing the Fright Hound] Play dead!

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts (#1.11)" (1969)
[last lines]
Shaggy: Huh? Scooby, I always knew you were a little batty!
Scooby Doo: [laughs] Scooby Dooby Doo!

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Foul Play in Funland (#1.8)" (1969)
Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think you'd rather eat pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie?
Scooby Doo: Rizza rie!

Night of the Living Doo (2001) (TV)
Gary Coleman: This case doesn't make any sense at all! Why did Mark Hamill dress up like Shifty and then wear a zombie costume? And who was the mummy? And if the zombie is Jabberjaw, why am I still undead? And furthermore...
[Scooby tackles him and licks him nonstop]
Gary Coleman: Hey! Hey!
Scooby Doo: Any moment.

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: All Fear the Freak (#1.26)" (2011)
[last lines of the episode as Scooby lies down in the back of the Rogers' car, devastated that Mystery Inc. is dead]
Professor Pericles: What an amusing turn of events.
[Scooby turns to see Pericles sitting next to him and yelps]
Scooby-Doo: Pericles.
Professor Pericles: Don't be afraid, Scooby. I've no reason to hurt you.
[holds up the piece]
Professor Pericles: I have what I came for.
Scooby-Doo: The mayor's piece! You have it!
Professor Pericles: Two down, four to go.
[opens the car window]
Professor Pericles: Until we meet again, auf wiedersehn, Scooby-Doo.
[Pericles chuckles and flies away as Scooby looks out after him]
Scooby-Doo: I'll get the gang back together, Pericles. We'll be coming for you, or my name isn't Scooby Dooby-DOOOOOOOOOOO!

"The Venture Bros.: ¡Viva los muertos! (#2.11)" (2006)
Ted: Why do you hate God so much?
Sonny: I don't hate god, maaan!
Ted: Well god thinks you hate him, and that's just as bad as hating him. Now why don't you and Groovy go start looking for some clues!
Sonny: Clues to what? What is your trip?
Ted: Clues to why I don't I chain you to the back of my van and road haul you until you're nothing more than a pelvis, wearing a belt!
Groovy: Guy is peesing on your lawn man!

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Dance of the Undead (#2.18)" (2013)
Scooby-Doo: Doesn't anybody ever stay dead around here?

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Scooby-Doo and a Mummy, Too (#1.12)" (1969)
[last lines]
Fred: Well, gang, I guess that wraps up the mystery. And the mummy, too.
Scooby Doo: Scooby Dooby Doo!

"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Dynamic Scooby-Doo Affair (#1.2)" (1972)
Velma: What about the vanishing house?
The Joker: The WHAT?
Fred: The farmhouse that really isn't there.
The Joker: Listen you young jackanapes, *I'm* supposed to be the one making the jokes around here.
Daphne: Do you know who Mrs. Baker is?
The Joker: Sure I know who Mrs. Baker is
[points to Scooby]
The Joker: that creature's mother. Bow wow! Arf arf!
Scooby-Doo: Sheesh! Cooorrrny!

Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders (2000) (V)
Crystal: [after she and Amber have revealed themselves to be aliens and changed back] I have another confession...
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, I know. You're not a government agent.
Crystal: Well actually, we are. But not from Earth. We were sent by our world to investigate signals from your planet.
Amber: [a dog] Transmitted from the south station.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! You can talk?
Amber: Yes, quite well!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, dig that, Scoob! A talking dog!
Scooby Doo: [surprised] Ryeah!
Fred Jones: [dryly, to Velma and Daphne] Imagine that.

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Night the Clown Cried (#2.1)" (2012)
Mayor Janet Nettles: Scooby-Doo?
Scooby-Doo: Uh, yeah?
Mayor Janet Nettles: Get in.
[Scooby gets in the car]
Scooby-Doo: Do I know you?
Mayor Janet Nettles: My name is Janet Nettles. I'm the new Mayor of Crystal Cove. The town and I need your help, Scooby. We've been attacked by an evil man baby named Crybaby Clown.
Scooby-Doo: Sorry, can't help you. Not until I find my friends.
Mayor Janet Nettles: I think I can help you with that.
[hands Scooby paper files on the gang]
Mayor Janet Nettles: There's everything on their whereabouts I could dig up. Anything else?
Scooby-Doo: Uh, got any Scooby Snacks?

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Spooky Space Kook (#1.15)" (1969)
[last lines]
Scooby Doo: Aw, Scooby Doo!

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Web of the Dreamweaver! (#2.4)" (2012)
[last lines]
Shaggy Rogers: [the gang walk to Fred's mansion] Like, man, I really feel for Mr. Feist's pain. Losing your C&C character is... intense.
Scooby-Doo: It's OK, Shagdolf. It's OK.
Velma Dinkley: [the gang arrive at Fred's mansion] Fred, you left the door wide open!
Daphne Blake: [the gang enter the living room, spotless] Fred, when did you hire a maid?
Fred Jones: I-I didn't.
Shaggy Rogers: Then, like, who cleaned?
Judy Reeves, Brad Chiles: We did.
Daphne Blake: Fred, is that...
Velma Dinkley: Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves?
Fred Jones: Mom? Dad?
Brad Chiles: That's right Fred.
Judy Reeves: We're your parents.
Brad Chiles: [casually] And we're back.

Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur (2011) (V)
Faith: [as Scooby and Shaggy frantically eat] Woah, guys, didn't you read the sign? Don't take more than you can eat.
Shaggy Rogers: We read it. What's the problem?
Faith: Well, you can't possibly eat all...
[Scooby and Shaggy finish eating]
Faith: never mind.
Shaggy Rogers: Seconds, Scoob?
Scooby-Doo: You bet.
Faith: So do I file for bankruptcy now, or...?

Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games (2012) (V)
Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers: Forteus!
Daphne Blake: Are you sure you saw Forteus?
Velma Dinkley: [sarcastically] And not a mirror?

"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: A Scooby Doo Halloween (#2.6)" (2003)
[Shaggy and Scooby throw Fred and the girls into the Mystery Machine and drive off; Shaggy is driving, Scooby in the front passenger seat, Fred and the girls are sitting in back]
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, we weren't done with our wrap up.
Shaggy: I know. But if we don't hurry, we'll never make it in time to Velma's Aunt and Uncle's in time for Halloween.
Fred: [to himself] Wow! So this is what it's like to be in the back seat. It's cool!
Velma: Uh, Halloween is not until tomorrow night.
[as the gang is talking, the gears make a loud grinding sound, which concerns Freddy]
Shaggy: Yeah, but your aunt and uncle live in Banning Junction. It's like the place to spend the holiday! We have to get there early if we wanna beat the crowds.
Fred: Uh, speaking of driving, Shaggy. It looks like your kinda riding the clutch a bit hard there?
Shaggy: [thinking out loud] Candy, rockin' with KISS, more Candy!
[chuckles softly]
Daphne: [in shock] KISS?
Fred: [growing more concerned] You might wanna just put it in third. She's kind of a delicate piece of machinery, Shag.
Shaggy: They're playing at the big Masquerade Ball tomorrow night, and I'm gonna ask Paul Stanley to sign my forehead.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too!
[the van drives over a bump in the road]
Fred: [losing his temper; shouting, to Shaggy] YOU'RE KILLING MY MYSTERY MACHINE!
[the gang swaps seats with one another; as Freddie takes the wheel]
Fred: [to the Mystery Machine] Who's a good Mystery Machine? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
[the girls look at Fred in disgust]

Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster (2004) (V)
Fred: Well gang, welcome to - Drumna... Drummy - Drumno... Dramunoono...
Scooby-Doo: Drumnadrochit!
Shaggy: Gesundheit!

"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Which Witch Is Which? (#1.13)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: That's one fish story no one will believe.
Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo!

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) (VG)
Scooby Doo: Mmm, yogurt!

"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Gathering Gloom (#2.7)" (2012)
Velma Dinkley: ...And that's why I'm sure Evallo is the Graveyard Ghoul.
Sheriff Stone: Yeah, this guy, Evallo Von Meanskrieg guy definitely sounds guilty, which is why I won't be arresting him.
Velma Dinkley: Huh?
Scooby-Doo: Uh... what?
Sheriff Stone: Oh look, every time I think it's the guy, and I arrest him, it always ends up being the wrong guy. Do you know how many wrongful arrest lawsuits I have pending? A lot!
Scooby-Doo: You are a terrible sheriff.
Sheriff Stone: Mmm... sounds like the talking dog's been talking to my lawyer.