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Quotes for
Beaker (Character)
from The Muppet Movie (1979)

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The Muppets (2011)
Sam Eagle: Hello.
Rowlf: Hello.
Link Hogthrob: Hello.
Beaker: Mee-Meep.
[sees an ax in his own hands, freaks out a bit while getting rid of it to grab a hairdryer]
Beaker: Mee-Meep.
Rowlf, Sam Eagle, Link Hogthrob, Beaker: Hello.

Rowlf: [singing] An Albino.
Sam Eagle: [singing] A Mosquito.
Beaker: [singing] Mee-mee-mee-mo.

Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel'] We're doing a sequel
Beaker: [Beaker is teleported into a monitor with a test pattern screen, running frantically] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter: Let's give it a shot,
Kermit: All we need now is a half-decent plot...
Gonzo: Got it: an epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed, purple thing and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo: [the scenery falls over] I call it: "Gonzo With the Wind".
Camilla: [Camilla clucks]
Kermit: Does anybody have any other ideas?
Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!
Kermit: Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
Miss Piggy: It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other a lot!
Kermit: Uh...
Swedish Chef: [subtitled Swedish-sounding gibberish] How about a film on the existential conundrum of religious faith?
Kermit: I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.
Dominic Badguy: [Ricky Gervais appearing as himself] Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?
Kermit: [Kermit gasps in surprise] That's perfect!

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) (TV)
Beaker: Mee mee moo moo mee mee mind.
Dr. Honeydew: Yes, I think you have a beautiful mind too.

Muppets Treasure Island (1996) (VG)
Beaker: Me, ooh ooh, ooh!
[the TV screen turns on and shows Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh. Welcome. I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and this is my assistant Beaker.
Beaker: Me! Me! Me!
[the TV screen turns off]
Director: Yeah! Excuse me Dr. Honeydew, well we need Beaker in Bristol right away.
[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew fires the cannon and Beaker is launched across the stage set]
Beaker: WHOA!
[Beaker crashes into the wall]
Director: Woopsie do. Thank you sir. Yeah Miss Scurf-it. Yeah come out and introduce yourself to Hawkins. Thank you sir.
[Kermit the Frog opens the stage door and looks at Hawkins]
Kermit the Frog: Hey ho Kermit the frog here. Welcome to...
[Kermit the Frog is interrupted by Fozzie Bear who runs right up to him]
Fozzie Bear: Hey Kermit! I've got some great new pirate jokes for the day.
Kermit the Frog: Um... well... not now Fozzie. You see...
Fozzie Bear: Wait! Wait! Did you hear about the one pirate who kept falling down? They called him Black and Blue Beard. Aah! Wacka, Wacka!
Kermit the Frog: Anymore more jokes like that Fozzie and you'll wacka wacka the plank.
Fozzie Bear: Hey! That's funny! Can I use that?
Kermit the Frog: Um sure. but but first you'll have to take your place in Bristol please.
Fozzie Bear: No.
Kermit the Frog: Yeah. go ahead right back to the door. Yep.
[Fozzie Bear walks in the stage door, Kermit the Frog pushes the touchscreen TV of a map and walks in the stage door and closes the door]
Director: Okay. Now where's the parrot?
Stevenson the Parrot: Squawk!
Director: Aah. Stevenson. You're the help character. You go and help already.
[Stevenson the Parrot shows up and looks at Hawkins]
Stevenson the Parrot: Hi ya Hawkins. Say, welcome to the game. So I know you're asking yourself, self. Why is this parrot calling me Hawkins? Wasn't he the hero of Treasure Island? Right, right, wrong! Ha ha, you're the new Hawkins and hero and I'm your Stevenson. I'll be on my perch.
[the parrot walks off but then comes back to look at Hawkins again]
Stevenson the Parrot: Here's something else, just tap on me once if you need any help. Tap on me twice if you're ready to see your stuff. Anytime you're ready, I'm ready. Squawk!
[Kermit the Frog opens the stage door]
Kermit the Frog: Okay! Start the opening woo!
[Kermit pushes the touchscreen TV and goes back in the door]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Kermit: Now, we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there is the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. So if anybody wants out, now is the time to say it.
Floyd: I'm out.
Rowlf: Me too.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Ditto.
Beaker: Meep meep.
Zoot: Hey, don't we have a gig around here, or something, or somewhere?
Pops: Sorry, I got a dental appointment.
Janice: It's like this, Kermit, I have to go to work all day...
[everyone starts talking at once]
Fozzie: [shouting] Hold it!
[everyone stops talking]
Fozzie: Shame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this f-f-for justice! For freedom! For honesty!

The Muppet Movie (1979)
Floyd Pepper: [about the Insta-Grow pills] What else do these pills make big?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, they'll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.
Beaker: Sadly temporary.