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: [after the Electric Mayhem paint the Studebaker
] Doc Hopper will never recognize you now. Fozzie
: I don't know how to thank you guys. Kermit
: I don't know *why* to thank you guys.
[Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie
] Floyd Pepper
: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal. Animal
: I want to - eat drums!
[chews on a cymbal
] Dr. Teeth
: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums! Animal
: [stops chewing
] Beat drums! Beat drums!
[Starts beating his head against that same cymbal
] Floyd Pepper
: Down, Animal! Animal
: DOWN! Floyd Pepper
: Back! Animal
: BACK! Floyd Pepper
: Sit! Animal
: [reading the screenplay
] "Interior. Church. Day. Fozzie: 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me.'"
: [to Crazy Harry
] You know, I hear this movie's dynamite.
[Crazy Harry blows up a chair
: [on reading "The Muppet Movie" sceenplay
] This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.
: It's the man with the badge, the PO-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I-... Miss Piggy
: Don't you dare! Dr. Teeth
: I wouldn't think of it.
: Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence.
: Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon. But it seems to me the frog and the bear are temporarily out of service.
: Yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him. Fozzie
: He's the man with the contacts? Dr. Teeth
: No, he's the man with the van.
: Did we do something wrong, Officer? All Muppets
: [Shocked when it reveals that the police officer is Max
: Okay, Guys! Let him explain the violation issue. Max
: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you! Fozzie
: Okay, Sure, Sure. Max
: I never thought Doc was going to hurt Kermit, I thought he was going to lean on him. But now he has hired a frog killer in from the coast, And the man is DEADLY! All Muppets
: [Everybody gets shocked about the frog killer
: Hey Dr. Teeth, What's up ahead? Dr. Teeth
: Well, Just an old ghost town. Kermit
: You tell Doc Hopper. I'll wait for him there. Max
: What? Fozzie
: [as everybody get scared and concerned
] You could killed, Kermit. Kermit
: Listen you guys, I can't spend my whole life running away from bullies, It's time for a showdown.
[Buddy Rich runs into Dr. Teeth, leading Animal on a chain leash. Rich and Animal have agreed to a drum battle
] Buddy Rich
: He looks like a sore loser. Dr. Teeth
: Yeah, well, if this chain breaks, you're gonna be a sore winner. Animal... are you ready? Animal
: [waking up and seeing Buddy
] Kill! Kill! Buddy Rich
: Yup, he's ready!
: I see they're finally starting to class this place up. Mildred
: How do you mean? Dr. Teeth
: They're making the rats wear neckties.
: [dancing with Dr. Teeth
] Do you think honesty is the best policy? Dr. Teeth
: Oh, positively! Mildred
: Well, you are a terrible dancer! Dr. Teeth
: Another crack like that and your best policy will be an INSURANCE policy!
: Hey. What's this bummer called again? Floyd
: Minuet in G Major. Dr. Teeth
: Huh. They ought to send it back to the minors.
: [going over a checklist
] Wax lips? Zoot
: Aw man, I just had 'em. Dr. Teeth
: Did you leave 'em in your other pants? Zoot
: I don't have no other pants. Fozzie
: [going back to the checklist
] Yo-yo? Janice
: Fer sure.
Sgt. Floyd Pepper
: What in the pluperfect past tense was that? Don Knotts
: Lullaby of Birdland, man! Dr. Teeth
: Oh yeah? Well, it sounds like the bird died.
: Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet. Emily 'Ma' Bear
: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. Dr. Teeth
: Yeah, and we're proud of it, too! Sam the Eagle
: Why am I here?
: [plays a great keyboard solo
] Nap time! Animal
: [drumming away
] NAP TIME!