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Swedish Chef (Character)
from "The Muppet Show" (1976)

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Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
Swedish Chef: Shern de shern de herf! Sher de chicky en de farney hug!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: To help with our investigation, can you do a full translation?
Translator: What the Chef said to you was "Schnoop do schnnop do schnook". It's not Swedish.

Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel'] We're doing a sequel
Beaker: [Beaker is teleported into a monitor with a test pattern screen, running frantically] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter: Let's give it a shot,
Kermit: All we need now is a half-decent plot...
Gonzo: Got it: an epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed, purple thing and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo: [the scenery falls over] I call it: "Gonzo With the Wind".
Camilla: [Camilla clucks]
Kermit: Does anybody have any other ideas?
Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!
Kermit: Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
Miss Piggy: It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other a lot!
Kermit: Uh...
Swedish Chef: [subtitled Swedish-sounding gibberish] How about a film on the existential conundrum of religious faith?
Kermit: I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.
Dominic Badguy: [Ricky Gervais appearing as himself] Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?
Kermit: [Kermit gasps in surprise] That's perfect!

The Muppet Movie (1979)
The Swedish Chef: The flim is okee-dokee.
Kermit: Good, roll film.
The Swedish Chef: Flim is rooling!

Kermit: [Movie stops after burning in projector lamp] Hey, what happened?
The Swedish Chef: [In projector booth, covered in film] Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.

The Muppets (2011)
Swedish Chef: No masken?
Miss Piggy: No Masken.

"The Muppets.: Hostile Makeover (#1.2)" (2015)
Swedish Chef: [Piggy is getting a hot stone massage; sniffs] Somebody cooking the bacon?

"The Muppet Show: Connie Stevens (#1.2)" (1977)
Swedish Chef: So, de beency bouncy burger, eh?

The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
[the Swedish Chef is the popcorn vender at a movie theater showing a 3D film]
The Swedish Chef: Yaa da poppin' corn is...
[throws popcorn in the air]
The Swedish Chef: 3D! Da corn is popping in your face inna...
[throws popcorn in his own face]
The Swedish Chef: 3-D!