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The Shredder (Character)
from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (2003)

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Turtles Forever (2009) (TV)
The Shredder: How goes the repairs, Karai?
Karai: Very good, father. The technology of Dimension X is ridiculous. But once revised with Utrom science, it will prove devastating.
The Shredder: Yes... the two merge well together. This new body is proof of that.
Karai: And more proof: Their robotic Foot Soldiers. Clumsy, weak, almost... cartoonish. But now with the proper modifications... lethal. Our human troops have also been upgraded. By analyzing the mutegen that infected Hun, we have successfully engineered our own mutant army.
The Shredder: Soon, I will bring this world to it's knees! And then...
Shredder 1987: [chasing after some foot solders] Stop! Come back here with my command chair! That's an order!
The Shredder: ...And then perhaps the world of my "worthless" counterpart.

The Shredder: Now, let us make ourselves easier to find. The time has come... to RISE!

The Shredder: Hun, my old friend.
Hun: You...
The Shredder: Having a bad day?
Hun: Look at what they've done to me. Accursed turtles!
The Shredder: Perhaps we have common cause once again, you and I. Yes?
Hun: ...Yes... Master.

Krang: [Banging on the Dimension Portal room door] You're not the only one who needs to use Trans-Dimensional Portal, you know? Open up! What are you doing in there anyway?
[Karai knocks over Krang, pulling him out of his exosuit]
Krang: My body!
Karai: Insolent slug! The Shredder's business is his and his alone! Do not seek to interrupt him again.
[the Shredder groans, holding his head as he exits]
Karai: Father, what is it? What's wrong? What did you see in there?
The Shredder: Turtles, Karai. Ninja... turtles! I must have them. Both teams, at once!
Shredder 1987: Yes, revenge at last! I knew you'd come through! Together we can crush the tur...
[the Shredder smacks the 87' Shredder away]
The Shredder: Hun! Tonight, you hunt. Find those who did this to you, and bring them to me.
Hun: It will be done, Master.

The Shredder: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Did they really believe their military could stop this Technodrome? Fools!
Shredder 1987: [to Krang] He's quite good.
Krang: Shh! I don't wanna miss anything!
The Shredder: My onslaught has only just begun!

The Shredder: Yes, come to me, turtles.
Shredder 1987: What the devil are you waiting for? They're right in your crosshairs!
Krang: Destroy them already!
[the Shredder smacks them both away]
The Shredder: Restrain these buffoons!
Rocksteady: Sorry, boss.
[Bebop and Rocksteady grab Shredder and Krang, retraining them in cuffs]
Shredder 1987: Unhand me!
Krang: You'll hear from my Trans-Dimensional attorneys!

Mirage Leonardo: Shredder!
The Shredder: You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Acureds, the one TRUE Shredder! I am a destroyer of worlds, and I fear no one!

Karai: Your unreasoning hatred of the turtles had blinded you to the truth, father. Your actions could destroy us all!
Donatello: Karai's right! Whatever you're doing, you've already wiped out our entire world!
The Shredder: Fool! I care nothing for the universe I left behind! I will not stop until...
[Mirage Raphael dropkicks The Shredder off the building]
Mirage Raphael: Less talk, more action.

The Shredder: Let us finish this, once and for all. I cam to this dimension to destroy turtles. The more... the merrier! Now come! Come and face your doom!

The Shredder: [Starting to fade from existence] ... What is happening to me?
Karai: Father, stop! Please! Can you not see? Whatever it is you have done to destroy them, you do it to all of us as well! Our fates are linked to theirs!
The Shredder: No! This cannot be!
Karai: Father, I don't want to lose you again! Destroy them, and you will destroy yourself! I beg you... stop.
The Shredder: ...No! I am The Shredder! Slayer of Ninja Turtles! If destroying them means the end of everything, THEN SO BE IT!

Raphael: You plan on doing us in, there's gotta be an easier way!
The Shredder: Oh, you shall perish, but not yet. You see, like you, I recently learned that ours is but a single dimension in a multiverse of dimensions. Intrigued, I used this very portal to survey them all. Which is when I made a startling, horrible discovery. There are not simple eight of you, but SCORES OF YOU! Behold, a multiverse of accursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
[the Portal displays large images of multiple Turtle dimensions]
1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: AWESOME!
The Shredder: Destroying the eight of you would accomplish nothing! So long as ninja turtles exist somewhere in the multiverse, they will interfere in the plans of The Shredder. Our epic battle is never going to end unless I put an end to turtles... FOREVER!
Splinter: Even a creature as power-mad as you, cannot believe he has the ability to subvert the entire multiverse!
The Shredder: Let us put that to a test, vermin! It seems like branches hanging off a single tree, each of these dimensions sprang from a common source. Destroy the source, and you would set off a chain reaction that would destroy ninja turtles everywhere, forever more! And so, you are being scanned. Broken down, for the sole purpose of discovering your "source" DNA. Two turtle teams from two turtle worlds. Different in so many ways, but deep down there are similarities. And those similarities will point the path to the source dimension: Turtle Prime!

Krang: I did everything exactly right! It should had worked! It should be alive.
Krang: You botched it! You botched it!
1988 Shredder: [Shredder tackles Krang, trying to strangle him] You forget who you talk to you wimpering worm! I am the Shredder!
Krang: I know who you are. Let go!
Ch'rell: What fools are these? So weary of life...
Krang, 1988 Shredder: [Shredder and Krang stop fighting] ... Wha?
Ch'rell: ...That they take the name of the Shredder... MY name... in vain!

Shredder 1987: Argh! Blasted turtles!
Krang: Shredder! You bungling idiot!
Shredder 1987: I'm in the middle of something here, Krang!
Krang: First, you get us stuck here in this infernal dimension, and now you struggle to defeat this primitive creatures? If my troops from Dimension X were here...
Shredder 1987: Oh, quit nagging about Dimension X. We're having enough trouble in this dimension. Can't you see there are eight turtles now?... Wait... That's it! Of course, if this dimension has it's own version of the turtles, perhaps it has it's own Shredder as well!
Krang: Oooh, and maybe even it's own Krang!

Shredder 1987: [Typing at the Technodrome computer] Hmm... nothing comes up for "Krang" in this dimension.
Krang: What?
Shredder 1987: But Shredder on the other hand...
[the screen displays footage of The Shredder]
Shredder 1987: There he is, and he is MAGNIFICENT! What strength, what power! Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this! So unlike the sniveling, idiots that I've been forced to suffer.
Krang: ...I'm right here. I CAN HEAR YOU!
[burps]
Shredder 1987: Now, to find him. Hmm... strange, he's off world. No matter. I will use the matter transporter to beam him to us directly.
[the portal blasts out an object into the Technodrome]
Shredder 1987: This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of mighty Shredder and his...
[Shredder stares as Ch'rell appears, frozen in a block of ice]
Shredder 1987: ...pink slug? Ooh... I wanted a super sinister ally!
Krang: Oh, I dunno, he looks alright to me.

Karai: I am called Karai! I am "his" daughter.
Shredder 1987: [to Krang] Not much of a family resemblance.
Karai: [Karai kicks the 87' Shredder away] Will you be a nuisance as well?
Krang: Never, charming lady.
Karai: I have gone to great lengths to keep vigil over my father. But, today, he vanished from my monitoring systems. When I was able to relocate him, he was here. How is this so?
Shredder 1987: Ahh! The m-m-m-matter-transporter... We beamed him here.
Karai: This technology is now property of The Foot. With it, I will restore my father, the one true Shredder, to glory!
Shredder 1987: One "TRUE"? Now, wait jus...
[Karai knocks away the 87' Shredder again]
Krang: Another fine mess you've gotten us into...
Shredder 1987: Oh, Shut up!

1988 Shredder: You traitors! You nincompoops! Ding-dongs! Chuckle-puffs! Dip-skulls!
Rocksteady: Aw, we said we was sorry, boss.
1988 Shredder: Bah!
Bebop: Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us amusing, is all.
Krang: Then, may he also find you as useful as we always have.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Shredder: [in Japanese] Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

Splinter: Shredder.
Shredder: All these years I've been trying to recreate the mutagen. And you... you just handed it to me.
Splinter: [draws his sword] You will not lay a hand on my sons!
Shredder: [laughs] Your sons? You think you're their father?

Shredder: [is blocked by Splinter's sword] Very good, rat.

[Raph discovers his brothers are in cages, with one cage empty]
Shredder: Raphael, glad you could join us. The fourth cage is for you!

Shredder: [beats Raphael] The rat did not teach you well!

Shredder: I do not believe in fairy tales.

Shredder: Why are you here?

April O'Neil: SHREDDER!
[stabs the Shredder with one of Raphael's sais]
Shredder: You stupid little girl...

Shredder: [beats the Turtles] Enough! The lesson is over.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tale of the Yokai (#3.20)" (2015)
[sparring]
Oroku Saki: You never listen to me! Just like Tang Shen!
Hamato Yoshi: Yet again, you speak of Shen?
Oroku Saki: You care nothing for her, only for the Clan! Only for yourself!
Hamato Yoshi: [decks him] That is not true, brother! I have always been there for you.

Oroku Saki: I... overheard your conversation with Yoshi. It is futile, you know. He will never leave the Clan.
Tang Shen: Perhaps you speak the truth.
Oroku Saki: Shen, take me back. I will help you take care of Miwa. We will go to New York together, the three of us!... I am a different man than the one you once knew. Believe me.

[sparring]
Hamato Yoshi: I saw you with her last night in the woods, brother! What did you say to Shen?
Oroku Saki: What concern is it of yours, Yoshi?
Hamato Yoshi: Shen is MY concern, Saki!
[the fight escalates into a battle that Master Yuuta has to stop]
Master Yuuta: Enough! End this now! You are brothers. Act like brothers.

Oroku Saki: The Hamato Clan has gotten weak! It is rotting from the inside! The Foot was the oldest of all ninja clans, but it was wiped out by Hamato Yuuta, when he slayed its master Oroku Maji, my father! I was adopted by the Hamato Clan as an infant, raised by my enemy in ignorance! I will have my revenge on them all!

Hamato Yoshi: Take Miwa and go, Shen.
Tang Shen: But Yoshi... Saki, please! You are brothers!
Oroku Saki: No, we were never blood!
Hamato Yoshi: Shen, go. Now.

Hamato Yoshi: We were raised together, Saki! Do not make me fight you!
Oroku Saki: How could I not, after so many lies, so much dishonor?
Hamato Yoshi: You only dishonor yourself! You were always jealous, always scheming, always filled with hate!

Oroku Saki: [picks up Miwa] You will be mine to care for now, little one. I will call you Karai.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
Shredder: Go ahead. Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me Master!
Rahzar: Ma... Mama.
Tokka: Mama?
Rahzar: [to Shredder] Mama!
[they hug Shredder]
Shredder: Get off me! BABIES! THEY ARE BABIES! AAARRRRRGH!

Tatsu: Our father gone!
[kicks over boxes]
Tatsu: They will pay! I, Tatsu, now lead! Let any who challenge step forward!
Shredder: [appearing in doorway] I challenge!
Freddy: His face!

Shredder: Choose the best men of those that remain to follow the reporter. She's the key to finding the creatures that did this to me.
Tatsu: Yes master. Next master, we rebuild the foot?
Shredder: No. There is only one thing next. Revenge!

Shredder: Babies! They're babies!
Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?
Shredder: They are stupid!
Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants.
Rahzar: [knocks Tokka on the head with a metal pole] Bang!
Tokka: Ow!
Professor Jordan Perry: Okay, they're stupid infants.

Shredder: [after Tatsu locks a wolf and a snapping turtle into small cells] And these are the two most vicious animals you could find?
[Tatsu nods]
Shredder: Good. Professor?
Professor Jordan Perry: Preparations are complete, however...
Shredder: Begin.
Professor Jordan Perry: However, I feel free to re-register my original protest and remind you of the immense dangers of...
[Tatsu squares up to him and growls]
Professor Jordan Perry: ...That's enough talk from me. We'll begin.

Shredder: Tonight we leave a calling card for the Turtles. Tomorrow... We force a final confrontation.

Leonardo: Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason! You're gonna kill us all!
Super Shredder: Then so be it!


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
The Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these creatures, these... turtles.

The Shredder: There will be no mistakes this time... I go myself. And the rat - kill it.
Tatsu: Yes, Master.

Splinter: Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!
[Shredder removes his mask to reveal his bite wounds]
Raphael: It's him...
The Shredder: You... Now I will finish what I started with your EAR!
[charges at Splinter]

The Shredder: [confronting the turtles] You fight well... in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michaelangelo: Uuh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

Raphael: Where's Splinter?
The Shredder: Ah, the rat. So it has a name...
[remembering his order to kill Splinter]
The Shredder: It HAD a name.
Leonardo: [furiously pushes past the other turtles] You LIE!
The Shredder: Do I?
The Shredder: [Leo lunges at Shredder, who trips him up with his spear and pins him to the ground] He dies! Weapons!
[the turtles grasp their weapons]
The Shredder: NOW!
[Mike, Don and Raph chuck their weapons over the side of the building]
The Shredder: Fools. Ha, ha. The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate... will be HIS!
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael: NOOOO!

Tatsu: Your empire flourishes, Master Shredder.
The Shredder: What more from the rat?
Tatsu: Nothing. He will not speak.
The Shredder: And the boy who lead us to the turtles?
Tatsu: He is still missing. I do not understand. Why do the turtles trouble you, Master? They have not been seen for many days.
The Shredder: Something about the way you describe their fighting. Something familiar. Something... from the past.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
Shredder: [to Bebop and Rocksteady] I'm looking for errand boys...

Shredder: We meet again, Turtles!

Shredder: Foot Clan, vanish!

Shredder: [holds up mutagen] This will help us build an army...

Shredder: Once the Technodrome is assembled, we can rule the planet.
Krang: I'm sorry, we? WE will rule? Ha-ha!
Shredder: We were a team...
Krang: "We are a team..." Teams are for the weak! Family is for the scared! The Earth is MY toy, and I do not like to share!
Shredder: You betrayed me!
Krang: Actually, I barely even thought about you!
[Shredder draws his blades, but Krang freezes Shredder and stores him inside the Technodrome]
Krang: Back to the toy chest, with the rest of the things I've broken! Silly little earthling!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pizza by the Shred (#3.26)" (1989)
Shredder: Our pizza parlor relies on it's weird image. You look pretty normal to me.
Michaelangelo: [in cognito] Whoa radical misperception, dude, I'm weirder than you know.

Shredder: The fool! He cannot recognize true genius.
Rocksteady: We know just how you feel, boss.

Shredder: [Phone rings and shredder pics it up] Weird Pizza. What's your pleasure?
Donatello: I like to order a pizza. Peanut butter and avecado with extra pickles.
Shredder: Extra pickles? I see. What's the name on the order?
Donatello: Donatello. oh and deliver to the phone booth on thirtenth street.
Shredder: Donatello huh? Well
[threatening tone]
Shredder: you'll get what's coming to you
[pauses]
Shredder: soon.
[shredder hangs up the phone along with donatello the same time]
Donatello: [confused] where have I heard that voice before?

Shredder: [slips cap through mail slot] Here is your uniform. Wear it proudly.

Shredder: If you blister-heads had stolen a decent car, I wouldn't need to hire a delivery boy.
Rocksteady: Aw, give us another chance, boss.
Bebop: Yeah, this time we'll swipe one that ain't a police car.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enter: The Shredder (#1.2)" (1987)
Krang: Saki, this is Krang. Report to me at once.
[Burp]
Shredder: Great! Terrific! We're on the run, and that idiot wants to chitchat. Well, what is it?
Krang: Ah, Saki, my old friend.
Shredder: I told you, call me the Shredder.
Krang: You wouldn't be shredding anything if it weren't for me. I have given you vast technical knowledge... but you have not fulfilled your half of the bargain. My legions are waiting in Dimension X to storm into this world and crush it. All I lack is a body. A body which you have failed to provide for me.
Shredder: None of us is safe as long as Hamato Yoshi and his turtles roam the sewers.
Krang: Heh. With the body I've designed, no force on Earth could stop me.
Shredder: Including myself. That's why I don't trust you, Krang.
Krang: And if I gave you a means of defeating your enemies... then would you trust me?
Shredder: Possibly. But first, tell me how to defeat the turtles!
Krang: You were the one who tried to destroy Yoshi with that mutagen. But instead, he gained the powers of the rats, but suppose Yoshi had been near a more powerful animal.
Shredder: Mutate my own people. The possibilities are endless! All I need are animals. HA HA HA HA HA! Killers! HA HA HA! That's quite a brain you've got, Krang.
Krang: Oh course it is. It's all I've got.
[Burp]

Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me... The Shredder.
Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.
Leonardo: Why should we want to do that?
Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.
Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?

Rocksteady: [tied up, before Shredder mutates him] Uh, you sure this is going to give us all them, uh, powers you promised us man?
Shredder: Absolutely! Of course, you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night.

[Bebop and Rocksteady bump into each other]
Shredder: You idiots!
Donatello: Mutagen didn't up their IQs any...


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles at the Earth's Core (#3.10)" (1989)
Shredder: We'll use the anti-gravitational skimmers.
Krang: Really? You're in for a few surprises.
Shredder: Krang! You mustn't worry so much. You put lines in that hansome face of yours.
Krang: [Bebop and Rocksteady laughing] Alright Shredder. Find out the hard way, it's your funeral.

Krang: [closely examining the tri-lithium crystal] Shredder, this crystal is exactly like you.
Shredder: [smugly] You mean it's flawless?
Krang: [angrily] No. I mean it's cracked!

Rocksteady: Gee boss, it ain't easy gettin' dinosaurs to obey.
Bebop: Yeah, they're all muscle and no brains.
Shredder: ...I won't say it, it's too easy.


The Fight for the Fox Box (2003) (TV)
The Voice: [the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens] Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!
King Dedede: Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!
Dr. K: Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.
Escargoon: I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.
Dr. K: What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.
Shredder: Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.
The Voice: Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.
Dr. Eggman: What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?
The Voice: Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.
Shredder: Hmm... Go on.
The Voice: The DMP will never lose another match to Kid Muscle again. Sounds good, doesn't it Dialbolic?
Dialbolic: Sounds even better than a dial tone!
The Voice: Dr. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog won't find the Chaos Emeralds, because they'll be in your control!
Dr. Eggman: Hmm. Very interesting.
The Voice: [the scene cuts to reveal that the conversation is being listend to on a car radio] King Dedede! You and Nightmare Enterprises will finally cook up a monster that will stop Kirby for good!
[It is Jack and Ace, the Funky Cops, who are listening]
Ace Anderson: [in the passenger's seat] We must be picking up someone's CB radio!
Jack Kowalski: This guy sounds nuts!
The Voice: Cubix will be defeated once and for all! Or week after week if you like, Dr. K!
Dr. K: Ooh! That's like music to my ears!
Shredder: But who are you to lead this group? Show yourself!
The Voice: Who am I? Right now all you need to know is that I'm the one with the Fox Box broadcast codes!
Jack Kowalski, Ace Anderson: What?
[Jack slams on the brakes and causes traffic to stop]
Ace Anderson: The codes were...?
Jack Kowalski: Stolen?
The Voice: Without which the network will be off the air.

Michaelangelo: [in April O'Neil's shop; Donatello, Mikey, Raphael, April, and Splinter wait] Geez! None of us found Shredder's part of the code. I hope Leo has better luck.
Leonardo: [being thrown through a window into the shop] Aaah!
Donatello: Leo!
Raphael: Leo, what happened?
Leonardo: [hurt, dirty, and lying on the floor, Leo weakly lifts his head; the others gather around him] I... I got Shredder's part of the code. It's Five, E, three, K, Z.
[Foot Clan ninjas break in through the other windows. A fight ensues]
Shredder: [breaks down the door after the fight has gone on for a minute; everyone stops fighting] Fools! You may have stolen the Fox Box broadcast codes from me, but that is the last thing you will ever do! Say farewell to each other while you still can.
Michaelangelo: Oh yeah, Mister Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell... to... uh, to yourself!
Raphael: Oh yeah, Mikey. That got him.
Shredder: Finish them off!
[more fighting ensues]
Splinter: My sons! Retreat!
[he and April pull Leonardo into a large walk-in closet; the other turtles follow them in and Mikey closes the door]
Shredder: Say goodbye to your precious Fox Box! And your worthless lives!
[he bars the closet door with a metal bar, sets of a bomb, and claws open a pipe near the door that spews out gas; as Mikey and Raphael try to open the door, a view from the street shows the shop exploding]

Shredder: [on the briefing screens where the antagonists videoconference] The Turtles may have the code, but we have The Turtles! There should not be any more problems.
Dr. Eggman: I believe Sonic may have discovered my code, too.
The Voice: I hope the rest of you had better luck!
Dr. K: Not exactly. Cubix sort of got my code.
Dialbolic: Kid Muscle may have lucked out and gotten the code, but I wouldn't say this is the final call.
King Dedede: Don't blame me! It's Escargoon's fault! He was in charge of hidin' my part of the code.
Escargoon: What's the big deal? The code's still in five different pieces, right? Nobody'll ever put 'em together!
The Voice: You fool! Donatello set up a website called SaveTheFoxBox.com! If anyone saw all the parts of the code, they could enter it there and restore the network!
[the Voice's visualization fades away as the voice itself changes to reveal the speaker as Wayne Cramp. His voice is no longer distorted]
Wayne Cramp: And that would make me mad at you! And you don't wanna make me mad, 'cuz when I get mad, that's when I get even!
Dorothy Cramp: [knocking on his bedroom door] Wayne Cramp! What are you doing?
Wayne Cramp: Uh, nothing Mother! Just plotting to destroy the Fox Box! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Dorothy Cramp: If you see your brother, send him down. And don't you be late!
Wayne Cramp: I'll be there for sure!
[to himself]
Wayne Cramp: Just tying up some loose ends...
Lucien Cramp: [with his back tied to a skateboard] I won't let you get away with this!
Wayne Cramp: The only one getting away is you!
Lucien Cramp: [he starts sliding headfirst down the stairs] Aaah!
Wayne Cramp: Ha ha ha ha! Bye, girl-pants! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[in his altered "Voice" voice]
Wayne Cramp: The Fox Box is mine! Aah ha ha ha ha ha!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Get Shredder! (#8.1)" (1994)
Bebop: Gee boss, you sure bluffed your way out of that one!
Shredder: I never bluff.

Shredder: 31 minutes. For once you didn't make it on time, turtles.
Donatello: Channel 6 is still there.
Raphael: I knew he was bluffing.
Shredder: I "never" bluff.
[Channel 6 begins to explode, crumbling to the street]
Donatello: ...It's not possible.
Michelangelo: April... Irma... Do you suppose they got out in time?
Leonardo: [to Shredder] You miserable maggot!
Shredder: [to Bebop and Rocksteady] Destroy them!

Shredder: My might is too great for you wretched, teenaged punks!
Michelangelo: [Tackling Shredder] Cowabunga, dude!


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (2016) (VG)
Shredder: Patience is the greatest virtue of a conqueror. For years we've been hiding in the shadows, observing the city, biding our time. When dawn breaks tomorrow, the city will awaken to new rulers. Tonight, the Foot Clan emerges. Tonight, war begins!

Shredder: The TRUE battle starts now!

Shredder: You wretched mutants still think you have a chance? You are foolish than even I thought!
Michelangelo: Yeah, I get that a lot from people, actually... wait, what?


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: April's Fool (#3.11)" (1989)
April O'Neil: [puts on Princess Mallory's pink dress, white gloves and crown, then hears the turtle com] Oh, what a time for the Turtle Com!
[answers it]
April O'Neil: April here, what's up?
Donatello: [worried] April are you alright? We just spotted Shredder and his two hench mutants!
April O'Neil: Aw you fellas are so sweet to worry about me, I'm in Princess Mallory's room on the trail of a hot story so...
[Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady break into the room]
Shredder: Grab her!
Rocksteady: With pleasure!
[picks her up and holds her in his arms]
April O'Neil: [while hitting him on the head] Let go of me you...
[Shredder renders her unconscious with a nerve pinch to the neck]
Donatello: April? April? April, answer me!

April O'Neil: [wakes up, holds her head] Ohhhh!
[notices Rocksteady carrying her over his shoulder]
April O'Neil: Oh, let me go you slobbering beast! Just wait until the Turtles get their hands on you!
Shredder: Wait, that voice... it sounds familiar!
[uncovers April's hair and gets a better look at her face]
Shredder: Just as I thought! This isn't Princess Mallory, you moronic mutants, it's April O'Neil!
Rocksteady: The dame reporter? What are we going to do, boss?
Shredder: We're going to make the best of a bad situation!
[grabs April by the arm and drags her away]
April O'Neil: Shredder everywhere you go is a bad situation!

April O'Neil: [encounters two doors] One of these doors should lead to the roof, but which one?
[opens one]
April O'Neil: Maybe it's this one...
Shredder: [emerges from the door imitating a game show host] You should've tried Door Number Two!
[April slams the door shut, she tries the other door... ]
Rockstedy: [grabs her] Gotcha!
Shredder: You may not be the princess, but you look enough like her to ensure our safe getaway if you keep that pretty little mouth shut!
April O'Neil: Not a chance Shredder!
Shredder: As you wish!
[pulls out a gag]
April O'Neil: I sure hope that's clean!
[Shredder puts the gag around her mouth then carries her away]


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Same as It Never Was (#3.21)" (2005)
[first lines]
Karai: Attention servants of the Shredder, your Lord and Master will now address you.
The Shredder: For those of you who are still living under the illusion that you will have freedom, know this: My armies have exterminated the last pockets of resistance and I now control the entire planet. The traitorous Utrom scientists I have captured are completing a colossal transmat device. With it, I will send forth my armies and enslave the stars, one world after another. There is no hope. There is only the Shredder.
Karai: Remember, the Shredder is always watching.

Donatello: Can the Shredder come out and play?
The Shredder: So, the Turtles have reunited. It is 30 years overdue, but I will finally put an end to your pathetic lives!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sky Turtles (#3.5)" (1989)
Shredder: You wretched reptiles! You'll pay for this!
Bebop: And bring cash. We don't take plastic!

[Bebop and Rocksteady fall on top of Shredder]
Rocksteady: Hi, boss!
Shredder: Oh, You nuclear-age numbskulls! Where have you been?
Bebop: Oh, uh, here and there.
Shredder: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again. You wretched reptiles, you'll pay for this!
Bebop: Yeah! And bring cash, we don't take plastic!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of the Mousers (#1.3)" (2003)
Baxter Stockman: [turns on the communicator] What?
Oroku Saki: Dr. Stockman.
Baxter Stockman: Make it quick. I'm very busy.
Oroku Saki: I am contacting you to verify that you are fulfilling your end of our bargain and that you are on schedule.
Baxter Stockman: I will not stand for anymore of this idiotic interrogation! I've advanced the Mousers to the next stage, and they are securing the funds from the bank as you requested. Can you grasp that simple concept?
Oroku Saki: Do not presume too much, Dr. Stockman. The price for failure would be quite extreme.
Baxter Stockman: [Stockman turns off the communicator] Imbecile!

Baxter Stockman: So, as any fool can see, the whole thing is simply a minor setback. With your continued funding, the research can continue immediately. I'll be at work, oh, Monday morning.
Oroku Saki: You must pay the price for failure, Dr. Stockman.
[Hun grabs Stockman and drags him out of the room]
Baxter Stockman: No! Where you taking me? You'll regret this! No!


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (2009) (VG)
The Shredder: My patience is wearing thin. I am banishing you to a time warp from which you shall never return! Ha ha ha ha!

The Shredder: Turtle soup, my favorite.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hot-Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (#1.4)" (1987)
Krang: You addlebrained idiot! You can't even beat a bunch of miserable turtles! I refuse to give you one more iota of my technology until you finish building my new body!
Shredder: Your body is but one of many biomechnical experiments I am conducting in the Technodrome, Krang. See? I'm still refining my mutations on the punks. This next batch will be infinitely superior to these two losers.
Bebop: [Snorts] Hey, what do you mean?
Rocksteady: [Snarls] You just give us another shot, pal. And you'll see some squished turtles.
Krang: Why are you wasting time on mutants? My stone warriors are amassed in Dimension X waiting to overrun this world at my command. But I cannot let them see me like this.
Shredder: Dimension X... of course. The transdimensional portal is already complete. Your home dimension is a place of total war, is it not?
Krang: Yes! A war that's been carried on without me since I was banished here.
Shredder: Then I will get the weaponry I need by pulling it through Dimension X!
Krang: No! You can't!
Shredder: But I must! I, and I alone, must defeat my ancient enemy Hamato Yoshi and his wretched turtles!
Krang: Saki! Don't! There's no telling what might come through that portal!

Krang: Traag!
General Traag: They couldn't have just vanished...
[notices Krang]
General Traag: Oh, sorry lord. Huh? Lord Krang!
Krang: Don't look at me!
General Traag: My lord, what has happened to your body?
Krang: It's a long story. I lost it when they banished me to this miserable mud ball.
Shredder: Those three youths just blasted their way right out of my Technodrome.
Rock Soldier: The Neutrinos have eluded us.
Krang: Neutrinos? Running loose here on Earth? Saki, you imbecile! Why, I ought to...
Shredder: What did I do? Who are these Neutrinos?
Krang: A gang of juvenile delinquents from Dimension X. They're a threat to everything we stand for.
General Traag: They hate war.
Rock Soldier: They refuse to join any armies.
Krang: And what's worse, they encourage people to have fun.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of Big MACC (#3.12)" (1989)
Krang: [Watching M.A.C.C on the telescreen] I want that robot!
Shredder: Now, Krang, you can't have everything you see on TV.
Rocksteady: Maybe if you're real good, you'll get one for Christmas.

Krang: And just how do you expect to pay for all this?
Shredder: I borrowed your Alien Express card. I never leave the Technodrome without it.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Poor Little Rich Turtle (#4.43)" (1990)
Shredder: The girl will talk. It's just a matter of time
Krang: Well she better talk soon. I can't wait all day to rule the universe

Shredder: Never in my life have I seen such an obnoxious child.
Donatello, Bebop: You think this is bad? You should have tried catching her.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enemy of My Enemy (#1.20)" (2013)
The Shredder: [to the Turtles] Tell me where Splinter is and I'll let you live long enough to watch him perish.

The Shredder: [to the Turtles] Prepare to know why they call me the Shredder.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Old Switcheroo (#3.6)" (1989)
Bebop: I'm glad they didn't use that brain switcher thing on Rocksteady and me.
Shredder: Don't worry, you can't switch something that isn't there.

Rocksteady: You want some jellybeans, boss?
Shredder: [switched minds with Splinter] Oh, no thank you.
Bebop: Huh? He's suddenly nice to ya.
Shredder: Uh, I mean shut up, you scrupulous ignoramus!
Bebop: That's more like it.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Super Irma (#6.3)" (1992)
[Irma falls down screaming]
Shredder: What was that?
Rocksteady: Very heavy mice?
Bebop: Very noisy termites?
Shredder: It serves me right for asking you two lunkheads!

Shredder: [sees Irma] How the devil did she get all the way down here?
Krang: [sarcastic] Truly, she is a woman of skill.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) (VG)
Shredder: I will obliterate you!

Shredder: Die!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: It Came from Beneath the Sewers (#2.3)" (1988)
April O'Neil: [enters a warehouse] Uh, Turtles, are you here?
Shredder: [jumps out and grabs her] No, but I am!
April O'Neil: [frightened] Shredder!
Shredder: [drags her away] Baxter, where are your manners? Offer the young lady a seat
Baxter Stockman: Gladly, master.
Shredder: [shoves her onto the chair and chains her hands to it] Make yourself comfortable, Ms. O'Neil. You may be here a very long time!
[laughs]
Shredder: [digs through her purse and pulls out the turtle com] Aha!
April O'Neil: What are you doing?
Shredder: Making sure you don't get lonely.
[calls the turtles]

Leonardo: The turtle communicator!
Donatello: [answers] April, is that you?
Shredder: Not even close.
Donatello: It's Shredder. What do you want, you metal-faced misfit?
Shredder: Now, now, speak with respect. I'm holding your friend April hostage.
[holds the communicator to April's gagged mouth]
April O'Neil: [muffled] Help! Get me out of here!
Raphael: That's April, alright. I recognize her mumbles.
Leonardo: All right, Shredder, where have you got her?
Shredder: 423 Dock Street. I'll be waiting, mutants.
Leonardo: Okay turtles, let's haul shell!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return to New York (#3.9)" (2015)
Tiger Claw: Master Shredder... Your enemies are defeated. Do we wait for the lowly Kraang to mutate the entire earth? Destroy all of humanity?
The Shredder: Watch your tone with me, Tiger Claw. I am well aware of the Kraang's plans. When the time is right, we will destroy those putrid aliens, and the city will belong to me!

The Shredder: Stockman, I want you to restore Hamato Yoshi's mind. I want him fully aware of who and where he is... before I finish him off.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Thing About Rats (#1.3)" (1987)
Michaelangelo: Come on, chrome dome, hit me with your best shot!
Shredder: You bet I will!
[tries to shoot Michaelangelo, but hits the mouser controls instead]

Shredder: Destroy them all! Ha ha. Aw it feels so good to be so bad.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Big Break In (#3.46)" (1989)
Rocksteady: [to com-link] Rocksteady here. That you boss?
Shredder: No, it's the Tooth Fairy.
Bebop: Hey, let me talk to that crook! I left my little baby tusk under my pillow and didn't get nothing!

Rocksteady: [Shredder approaches carrying a candleabra] It's Frankula!
Bebop: No way. It's Dracenstein!
Shredder: It's me, you idiots!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredded & Splintered (#1.5)" (1987)
Shredder: What the devil happened? Where the devil are we?
[looks outside]
Shredder: Dimension X? NO!
Krang: At last, I can conquer my home dimension!
Shredder: But I don't want to conquer this place. I want to conquer Earth.
Krang: In Dimension X, I am absolute master. You will do my bidding from now on.
Shredder: The Shredder takes orders from no one!
Krang: We shall see, Oroku Saki.

[Shredder points a mutation reversal ray at the Turtles]
Michaelangelo: Whuh-oh! It's that retro-muto-thingamabob!
Donatello: He's gonna use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles!
Raphael: Well, gang, looks like it's back to the ol' pet shop for us!
Shredder: Far from it. Tonight, I dine on turtle soup!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cowabunga Shredhead (#3.18)" (1989)
Shredder: This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up!
Bebop: But we did. But then you came busting in and we...
Shredder: No excuses!

Shredder: [thinks he's Michelangelo] I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out!
Leonardo: It's Shredder!
Shredder: Where? Where?


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles on the Orient Express (#4.11)" (1990)
April O'Neil: [comes across Shredder disguised as a conductor] I'm April O'Neil Channel 6 News from the United States, do you mind if we interview you?
Shredder: Uh, some other time, go away!
April O'Neil: We'd like to know why you didn't stop at Vienna
[notices Bebop and Rocksteady's feet sticking out of the sheet they are hiding under]
April O'Neil: [thinking to herself] I recognize those ugly legs anywhere Bebop and Rocksteady!
[now recognizing Shredder]
April O'Neil: Ha, ha, that's alright I can see you're busy
[she and Irma start to leave]
April O'Neil: Come on Irma
Irma Langinstein: Oh let me just get a nice shot of the two of you
[accidentally bumps into the sheet]
Bebop: [from under the sheet] Ow, that hurt my stomach!
Irma Langinstein: [screams] Mutants!
Shredder: Seize them!
[Bebop chases then grabs them]
Bebop: Gotcha!
April O'Neil: Let go of me you big ugly, bug ridden, half witted creep!
Bebop: Aw I ain't no creep!

Shredder: [to April] Well, well Miss O'Neil you and your friend are just in time to see me turn the Orient Express into the first intercontinental ballistic train, tie them up!
Rocksteady: [brings over two sacks] We'll put 'em in these mail bags
[to April and Irma]
Rocksteady: Do you goils like going foist class?
Irma Langinstein: What does a no class like you care?
Shredder: Put them in the baggage car, that way you will be able to watch the front of the train crash
[pounds his fist for emphasis]
Shredder: an instant before you do!
[laughs]
Bebop: [picks up April as she struggles to escape and stuffs her into a sack which Rocksteady then ties shut]
[laughs]
Bebop: Like they say, the chick's in the mail!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Exodus: Part 2 (#3.26)" (2005)
[first lines]
The Shredder: For almost a millennia, I have been marooned on this pitiful mudball. But I have spent my time well... I have built my empire, with one goal in mind: revenge. All that time I have plotted to cross the universe and finally conquer the hated Utrom homeworld... and worlds beyond. But there are those who would stop me, such as Agent Bishop, and the accursed turtles and their rat master. But now, my starcruiser is complete! I say, "Let my enemies come". Today, I return to the stars, and the Shredder will not be stopped!

Leonardo: Is it really over?
Raphael: No more Shredder?
Splinter: Yes, my sons. My master Yoshi's spirit can finally rest in peace. The Shredder... is finished!
The Shredder: [marooned on an asteroid] NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Gauntlet (#1.9)" (2012)
The Shredder: There is undoubtedly a fascinating story in how my old nemesis came to teach ninjutsu to four mutant turtles. Perhaps I will let one of you live long enough to tell it.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Better Mousetrap (#1.2)" (2003)
Baxter Stockman: The Mousers will be ready when I decide they're ready. My first field test was...
Oroku Saki: Was a complete failure. I do not tolerate failure.
Baxter Stockman: Which is why you would make a lousy scientist. The test was supposed to expose any possible design blowouts. As a result, I already upgraded the Mousers for greater durability. And I assure you they will perform flawlessly for the next phase of the plan.
Oroku Saki: They had better, Dr. Stockman. For your sake.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of the 50-Foot Irma (#3.3)" (1989)
Shredder: Just what the world needs, a 6-foot-tall brain!
Krang: Wrong, my dear Shredder! I plan to use the enlarging ray on you!
Shredder: Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me!
Krang: I do! There's always the possibility it might malfunction!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mousers Attack! (#1.11)" (2012)
Fishface: [in a fish tank] If I weren't stuck in here, I would have caught Splinter by now!
Dogpound: But you ARE stuck in there.
[taps the glass of the fishtank, creating vibrations that harms Xever's hearing]
Fishface: No, no, no, no! Stop that! Stop that! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Ow! Stop it!
Dogpound: [chuckles] I'm sure you'll have your chance to shine one of these days. Master Shredder might get hungry for sushi...
Fishface: Why don't you get into the water and say that?
The Shredder: Enough Xever! Bradford is right, you are useless to me this way!
[to Dogpound]
The Shredder: I am counting on you. Find me information that I can use. Or Xever won't be the only one missing his legs...


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project: Part 2 (#2.14)" (2014)
The Shredder: Hamato Yoshi. So, you have come to THIS. A wretched rat-man waiting to be put out of his misery.
Splinter: At least I do not wear a mask, hiding what little humanity I have left.
The Shredder: It is because of YOU that I wear this mask!
Splinter: All these years, you continue to deceive yourself. And everyone around you.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Earth's Last Stand (#4.14)" (2016)
Splinter: I knew you were a snake, but stopping me from saving the world?
The Shredder: It is because of you that Karai is gone!


TMNT: Don vs Raph (2016)
[the Foot watch as Don and Raph fight]
Shredder: [stops a soldier] No, no! Let us watch. This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return of the Fly (#3.22)" (1989)
Shredder: The Turtles! What does it take to stop you?
Raphael: Whatever it is, you ain't got it.
Shredder: We'll discuss it some other time.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rouge in the House: Part 1 (#2.19)" (2004)
The Shredder: Stockman... you've lost weight.
[Stockman is now a brain and eyeball in a jar]


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Vengeance is Mine (#2.22)" (2014)
[Karai falls into a vat of snake mutagen]
Splinter: Miwa!
The Shredder: Karai! NOO!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Annihilation: Earth! Part 2 (#3.26)" (2015)
[Shredder kills Splinter just as he is about to defuse the black hole weapon, causing it to start up and suck in the Earth]
Tiger Claw: Shredder, what have you done?
The Shredder: Hamato Yoshi is finished! The Earth can be destroyed for all I care, I have finally won!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Bebop and Rocksteady Conquer the Universe (#4.31)" (1990)
[Shredder and Krang have been affected by the Anxiefier, a ray gun that makes people afraid of everything they see]
Krang: I could use the computer to analyze the atmosphere's atoms for a cure, but there's one problem.
Shredder: What is it?
Krang: I'm too scared to touch the computer!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Exodus: Part 1 (#3.25)" (2005)
Hamato Yoshi: He... who lives without honor... will end... without honor...
The Shredder: Bah, I will finish you myself!
[Shredder kills Hamato Yoshi]
The Shredder: Now nothing will save the Utroms from my wrath! Hahahahahahahaha!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project: Part 1 (#2.13)" (2014)
The Shredder: [sees Rahzar] You look terrible, Bradford.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Four Musketurtles (#3.16)" (1989)
Irma Langinstein: [at Mardi Gras] Hi there. I love your costume. I know a villain who wears one just like it.
Shredder: [lifting up Irma, who is wearing a magic gem] And I love what you're wearing - The gem! At last! It's all mine!
Irma Langinstein: [giggling] Oh, please, we've just met. Let's not rush things.
April O'Neil: It's Shredder! Poor Irma doesn't know the danger she's in!
Vernon Fenwick: Poor Irma? How about poor him?
Burne Thompson: Irma, tell that goon to put you down! You're supposed to be working!
Irma Langinstein: [swooning] Forget it, Mr. Thompson. I just quit.
Shredder: Now how do I get out of here?


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Things Change (#1.1)" (2003)
Johnny - Purple Dragon Gang Leader: S-sir? I... I, uh... my men... we, uh... we lost the armored car with the money. We were attacked by some sorta karate frog creatures or something. They took us by surprise, It wasn't my fault!
Oroku Saki: Enough!
Johnny - Purple Dragon Gang Leader: I promise, sir. I won't fail you again.
Oroku Saki: I know. You won't fail me again, ever.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Planet of the Turtles (#4.22)" (1990)
Shredder: Here it is, although I don't think you can expect much for $19.95!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Serpent Hunt (#3.10)" (2015)
Anton Zeck: I don't wanna be a mutant, I'm too handsome! The ladies love me!
The Shredder: You stole my sacred helmet, hunted my daughter! Your fates are sealed!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Ring of Fire (#4.7)" (1990)
Krang: Shredder, I'm sending you to Lisbon in Portugal. Here it is on the map.
Shredder: Put that away, I know where Lisbon is!
Krang: It's not for you, this is the educational portion of the show.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time (1991) (VG)
Shredder: My patience is wearing thin. I'm banishing you to a time warp, from which you will never return.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Beware the Lotus (#3.28)" (1989)
Shredder: I prefer to see the agony on the faces of my enemies as I destroy them!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Never Say Xever (#1.8)" (2012)
Chris Bradford: [about Xever] I won't take orders from this gutter trash!
The Shredder: Is that so?
Chris Bradford: [frightened] Unless you want me to, master.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Casey Jones vs. The Underworld (#3.14)" (2015)
The Shredder: [to Don Vizioso] I already control the Russian mobs through Steranko, the Asian gangs via Hun, and the South Americans through Xever. So either declare your allegiance to me, or...
[slices the Don's food open]


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Shredder Strikes Back: Part 2 (#1.18)" (2003)
The Shredder: Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes! And into my fire, you shall fall!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Super Bebop & Mighty Rocksteady (#3.27)" (1989)
Burne Thompson: [standing on a stack of chairs, reaching for a television set]
[to Shredder]
Burne Thompson: Hey mister help me change this channel! I wanna watch cartoons.
Shredder: No! I am the master, you are the slave, and I say no cartoons!
Burne Thompson: I wanna watch cartoons! I wanna watch cartoons!
[the chairs fall down and Burne topples on Shredder]
Burne Thompson: Now look watcha did! You gave me a boo-boo! Aaaaaahhh!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Wrath of Tiger Claw (#2.19)" (2014)
Tiger Claw: I have returned...
The Shredder: Tiger Claw.
Karai: How? You were eaten by a giant alien worm!
Tiger Claw: And you believe that such a thing could contain my hate? My hate is what kept me going. As I tore my way out of the belly of the Kraathatrogon. As I battled through the armies of the Kraang. Across alien worlds that would drive lesser men mad! Finally, back here. Back to my enemies. I would have my revenge against Splinter. Against his hideous reptiles. And against those who trapped me in that wretched worm's belly!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: My Brother, the Bad Guy (#5.1)" (1991)
Shredder: Bebop! Rocksteady! Bring out the dummies.
Rocksteady: But we're already here, boss.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Take Me to Your Leader (#3.15)" (1989)
Shredder: Patience, krang. In a short time, The citizens will be to cold to resist us. The Solar Siphon will soon drain all the energy from the sun, and store it in these solar batteries, While the entire planet is turned into a deep freeze that will make the ice age seem like a Turkish bath! HAHAHA!
Krang: Whoo, you have a way with words, Shredder!
Shredder: Well, actually, I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Burne's Blues (#3.7)" (1989)
Shredder: [after he has sent a rocket after the turtles] Well Miss O'Neil I hope you're not counting on the turtles saving you this time
[laughs]
Shredder: by now they're nothing but chunks of turtle meat splattered on the sewer walls!
[April gives him a disgusted look]
Rocksteady: [to April] Yeah pretty gross huh?
[laughs]
April O'Neil: Shredder you're fiendishly inhuman!
Shredder: Thank you!
Raphael: [imitating a flight attendant] Please take your seats, we will be experiencing some turbulence
Shredder: What?
Raphael: Thank you for riding super side airlines


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Tracks (#1.1)" (1987)
Shredder: This April O'Neil is getting closer to my operation. I blame myself - I should not have sent a punk to do a ninja's job.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Trek (#8.8)" (1994)
Shredder: I'll get you for this, you wretched reptiles! If it's the last thing I do!


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Big Cufflink Caper! (#4.47)" (1990)
Shredder: You wretched reptiles! How dare you trick me by giving me the explosive cufflink!
Leonardo: *Trick* him by giving him the explosive cufflink?
Raphael: You know, I think ol' Shred has finally flipped his chrome-plated lid.


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tale of Master Yoshi (#4.22)" (2006)
Hamato Yoshi: Mashimi! I challenge you to a duel, assassin!
Yukio Mashimi: A duel? HA! You have ignorantly stepped into the dragon's den, Yoshi. I have no need to fight you alone. We outnumber you!
The Shredder: You are mistaken Yukio Mashimi. You stand alone. Defeat Hamato Yoshi and I will forgive our humiliating retreat from the Utrom base. Only if you defeat Yoshi will I let you live.
Yukio Mashimi: As you wish, master.