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: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there. Pain
: You mean, IF he gets outta there. Panic
: If... If is good.
: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell? Pain
: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money? Panic
: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...? Panic
: Oh, my Gods! Pain
: Run for it!
[Hades seizes them and chokes them
: So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your exact words? Pain
: This might be a different Hercules! Panic
: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. Pain
: Remember like a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Britney? Hades
: I'm about to rearrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel who can louse it up... is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!
: Pain! Pain
: Coming, your most lugubriousness. Hades
: Panic! Panic
: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns
: Pain - Ow! Panic
: And Panic - eechk! Pain
: ...reporting for duty! Hades
: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive. Panic
: Oh, they're here! Hades
] What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me? Pain
: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms
: Worthless worms! Hades
: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.
[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued by Hercules
: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved. Panic
: "Jeepers, Mister"? Pain
: I was going for innocence.
: I can't believe this guy! I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs
: What... are... those? Pain
: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing... Hades
: [slowly burns up
] I've got 24 hours to get rid of this... bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?
[Hades hears a noise, and sees Panic slurping some "Herculade"
: [chuckles nervously
[Hades screams, and blows up a volcano
: [disguised as kids trapped in a rockslide
] Somebody call IX-I-I.
[Meg encounters a rabbit and a gopher in the woods
: Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park. Pain
: [as rabbit
] Who are you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny. Panic
: [as chipmunk
] A-And I'm his gopher.
: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god? Pain
: [sounds assertive at first
] I do not... know. Panic
: You can't... they're immortal? Hades
: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.
: [after catching the eye the Fates use to see
] OH, Gross! Pain
: It blinked!
: [as he and Panic patrol the now-imprisoned gods, bellowing
] Hup-two-three-four, c'mon, everybody. I can't *hear* you!
[Reading Helle magazine
: Orpheus' likes: fun people. Panic
: Orpheus' pet peeves: unfun people.