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Gordon 'ALF' Shumway
: That kid's got a one-way ticket to Nowheresville. Theodore
: Simon suspects drugs. Pooh
: Oh, my! Slimer
: Ooh! That's bad moves! Alvin
: Michael needs our help! Slimer
: Then let's help him!
: I want you to know I'm only doing this because of you, and not for C... C... C... Dr. Egon Spengler
: Christmas. Janine Melnitz
: Bah humbug! Slimer
: Yah! Humbug!
: What's the matter, Rolster? You look like your gold petfish died. Roland Jackson
: My electronic planner. I can't find it. Eduardo Rivera
: I think I saw it on the kitchen table. Roland Jackson
: That's my digital writing pad.
[Roland reaches under couch where Eduardo's sitting
] Kylie Griffin
: Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're a little over-reliant on gadgets and technology? Roland Jackson
: I'm not over-relying on anything. They're just tools to help me organize my life. Eduardo Rivera
: Yeah, well if they were, you would know where your electronic planner is. Roland Jackson
: Very funny. Garrett Miller
: Rolster, you're such a technofreak. You wouldn't last two days on Gilligan's Island. Roland Jackson
: Sure I would. I uplink the modem on my laptop to remote radio bandwidth then I signal an S.O.S. to the passing ship. Eduardo Rivera
: ...okay? Janine Melnitz
: Roland, were you looking for this?
[Janine reveals Roland's electronic planner
] Roland Jackson
: Yes! Thank you. Where was it? Janine Melnitz
: Slimer had it. He was trying to make a meal of your screensaver. Slimer
: [looks in a candy store window
] Yum yum, cookies!
[remembering Peter's words
] Dr. Peter Venkman
: He helps himself to anything that's not nailed down. Slimer
] Bye, cookies.
: This must be the infamous Slimer. Slimer
: Well if I must I must. Peter Venkman
: Skip it, Slimer, she's already heard it.