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: Gamblers are never happy, Charlie.
: MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS!
: Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl. Killer, this is strike two. You're out. Killer
: No, boss! I have one more strike, boss! Honest!
: Argh! I'll get that gator, if it's the last thing I do! Whippet Angel
: Touch that clock, and you can never come back. Carface
: Shut up. Whippet Angel
: [shouts and chases him
] I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back! Charlie
: He'll be back.
: Killer, take Charlie out back for the big surprise. Killer
: Surprise? What surprise, boss? Carface
: The big...
[Does throat-slashing gesture
: ...surprise. Killer
: [pours a mess of ketchup on his sandwich like blood on his hand
] Oh, you mean that surprise?
[Killer faints with his hand still up
: [taps ashes out of his cigar onto the sandwich
] You moron.
: By the way, Carface, what did you trade Red for your collar? Carface
: He wanted the bottom of my shoes, or something. Hehehe. I don't even wear shoes. Ah, stupid cat. Red
: [from the hole which he went back to Hell through
] Stupid dog! It was your soul!
[Demons rise up from the hole and pull Carface into the hole as the others look down
: Let me go! Red! This is not good! Red, no! Not the flames! Itchy
: What do you know? And I thought all dogs go to Heaven.
: [on the payphone
] Boss, uh... Red
: Something happened. What's wrong? Carface
: You'll have the item today, just like we agreed. It's as good as in your hands. Nothing can go wrong! Red
: You contemptible canine! Carface
: Don't call me canine!
: Do you know the meaning of patience? Red
: [the phone receiver burns in Carface's hand
] Silence! As long as dogs are involved, ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG! Carface
: [hangs up
] I'll take that as a no. Sheesh, what a hothead!
[the sound of change is heard
] Ah, keep the quarter.
[Carface puts his halo on and leaves as the receiver burns and smokes up without notice
: You dogs have enjoyed a state of grace for far too long, wouldn't you agree Carface? Carface
: Er, yeah, whatever you say Boss. Red
: All these cells, filled with dogs... can you see it? Carface
: Oh yeah, er sure. Red
: And me playing Gabriel's Horn! Can you hear it? Carface
: Oh sure, just put your lips together and blow? Red
: And then, the grand finale! Carface
: That's er, that's not coming in so clear actual. Red
: Oh it will, and all thanks to Charlie Barkin!
: Make sure he doesn't disappoint me! Carface
: You got it Boss! Red
] It's so so stirring, I feel like purring! Carface
: It's deeply pleasing to be the reason... Red
: So many will be so sad! Red
: Three cheers for treachery! It feel so good to be bad!