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Dewey Duck (Character)
from "DuckTales" (1987)

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DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
Huey, Dewey, Louie: Faster, Launch Pad, faster!
Scrooge McDuck: Slower, Launch Pad, slower!

Dewey: Quick, get back in the lamp!
Genie: No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp!

Dewey: [referring to Merlock] He can't still be alive.
Louie: He'd be ancient.
Huey: Yeah, older than Uncle Scrooge, even.
Genie: Yes, except his first wish was to live for ever.
Huey: Oh! Good wisher!
Genie: [bursts into tears] No, BAD wisher! You don't know! He made me do the worst things!
Dewey: Like what?
Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't make any reservations! Then down she went!... And poor Pompei! Mount Vesuvius would never had blown its top if Merlock hadn't blown his!
Louie: But what are you worried about? He used up all his wishes.
Genie: But that's just it - Merlock has unlimited wishes, because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers... and when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now you see why I'm a little jumpy?
Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman?
Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'll have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
Louie: Well, don't worry about that mean old master now.
Dewey: Yeah, he has no idea you're here with us.
Huey: And that's the way it's going to stay.

Genie: First, you have to hold the lamp...
Louie: Yeah?
Genie: Then, say, "I wish."
Huey: Yeah?
Genie: Then wish for something.
Huey: That's all?
Dewey: Boy! It's even user-friendly!

Louie: It's a genie, isn't it?
Dewey: It's not the tooth fairy.

Dewey: What is that? A Mexican Jumping Lamp?

Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey: Yeah.
Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight!
Dewey: But he's our friend.
Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing!
[holds up lamp]
Scrooge McDuck: Inside.
Genie: Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.

Dewey: Webby! What did you do this time?
Webby: I'm sorry. Just make them stop!
Louie: But I've only got one wish left!
Scrooge McDuck: Boys! What is going on?
Huey: Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.

Dewey: Do you think we'll see a mummy?
Dijon: That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.

Dewey: What a ride!
Louie: Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it!

Louie: At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.
Dewey: If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.
Huey: But there are so many alarms.
Scrooge McDuck: Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.
Dewey: And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: Aye.
Louie: Maybe the way to shut them off?
Scrooge McDuck: Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!

Genie: How can I ever thank you, Master?
Scrooge McDuck: I'm not your master anymore!
Genie: That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?
Scrooge McDuck: You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.
Dewey: So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?
Genie: Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!
Huey: Quackarooney!
Louie: Oh boy!
Dewey: I'm gonna get you!
Webby: Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Huey: I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge.
Dewey: Not even a mirage.
Launchpad: Maybe we made a wrong turn at that last sand dune.

Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
Scrooge McDuck: Aye... Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
Huey: Oh, no thank you, Uncle Scrooge.
Louie: Yeah, we're kind of full.
Webby: And sleepy.
Scrooge McDuck: That's because it's past your bedtime. Now, scoot along, little ones.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby: Good night, Uncle Scrooge.
Genie: Nighty-night.
Scrooge McDuck: Sleep tight.
Duckworth: That's telling them, Sir.

"DuckTales: Nothing to Fear (#1.9)" (1987)
Doofus Drake: I was afraid you were a big banana!
Huey Duck: Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!
Duckworth: [sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.
Scrooge McDuck: [examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

Louie Duck: We'll look upstairs.
Doofus Drake: I'll take the kitchen.
Duckworth: [extending his hands out of the closet to offer Scrooge's hat and cabe] I'll search the closets, sir.

Louie Duck: Whose idea was it not to do our homework?
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck: Yours!
Louie Duck: Whose idea was it to LISTEN to my idea?

Huey Duck: That raincloud. It's following us.
Scrooge McDuck: Stranger things have happened. Most of them earlier today.

Louie Duck: This is frisbee-flingin' weather if I ever saw it!
Huey Duck: Well, according to Mrs. Quackenbush, it's homework weather.
Dewey Duck: And we gotta have a report on gravity ready to drop on her by tomorrow morning.
Louie Duck: Well, what better way to study gravity, than by seeing how long our frisbees can stay up, in the air!

Huey Duck: [Flash Mallard is zapped by the villain from his video game and vanishes] Poor Flash went flash!
Huey Duck: I think that means he lost!
Commander Gander: Correction. You all lost!

Dewey Duck: It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are, and is usin' 'em against us.
Huey Duck: But - who would know that much about us?
Dewey Duck, Huey Duck, Louie Duck: [a noise like the door banging open makes them turn to it] Uncle Scrooge!
Scrooge McDuck: Figured it out, did ya? Well, *my* worst fears came true when I got you three little television-leaver-oners. I never wanted you here. But that no-good Donald dumped ya on me.
[tosses the photo of him across the room; the nephews gasp and stare]
Scrooge McDuck: I've been doing all this, to scare you out of my life!
Louie Duck: B-But how could you *do* all those things?
Scrooge McDuck: I'm rich. I can do *anything*! And I'll be even richer when you're *out* of here!
Louie Duck: Uncle Scrooge!
Dewey Duck: Uncle...
Scrooge McDuck: [talking over him then Louie] Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore!

Scrooge McDuck: Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.
[covers his face and sobs]
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: [come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: Lads?
Louie Duck: We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.
Scrooge McDuck: Leavin'?
Huey Duck: Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?
Scrooge McDuck: Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...
[looks away]
Dewey Duck: We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.
[they run to each other and hug]
Scrooge McDuck: Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.

Huey Duck: [the fear-cloud takes on the form of a threatening creature] We're gonna grow up to be some kind o'troubled teenagers, Uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge McDuck: I won't let that happen.

Scrooge McDuck: We've been running from our fears long enough, lads. It's time to face them.
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: [flee to his back] We're behind ya, Uncle Scrooge.
Huey Duck: [peering around his shoulder] *Way* behind.

[last lines]
Louie Duck: We won!
Scrooge McDuck: Aye, lads. And from now on we'll always face our fears, no matter how scary they are.
Louie Duck: I was afraid you'd say that!... Only kiddin', Uncle Scrooge!
[laughs as he lifts him onto his shoulder]
Louie Duck: Only kiddin'!

DuckTales: Remastered (2013) (VG)
Burger Beagle: Hey, kid, you got a sandwich or something?
Dewey: [in a cage] Let me go, you Beagle Bum!

[the nephews hear about a treasure buried ten miles underground]
Dewey: There's no mountain on earth that's that high!
Huey: Well, according to the Junior Woodchuck's Guide Book, to get there we've have to take about 537 million steps straight up, till we reach the moon.
Dewey: You mean the MOON moon?

Scrooge McDuck: Now, you boys stay put and look after wee Webbigail. I'll be back with the treasure in no time.
Huey: Aww, nuts! We want to come with you, Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge McDuck: Dinnae worry, I'll be back with the treasure before you can say "e pluribus unum"!
Huey: E purple-bus whoo-um?
Louie: Yeah, I'm not sure that's as fast as you think it is...
Dewey: Besides, we should we have to stay here just because Webby's a big chicken?
Huey, Louie: Yeah!
Louie: We're not afraid of... whatever's hiding out there... are we?
Webby: You boys are so mean! I'll show you who's not afraid of the dark!

Dewey: [about Burger Beagle] That guy gives me the heebie-jeebies, he was starting to look at me like I was lunch!

[Webby wants to go to the Himalayas]
Scrooge McDuck: Not this time, Webby darling, I need you here looking after the boys. Otherwise, who knows what kind of actual trouble they could get into?
Webby: Oh... that's very smart.
Huey, Dewey, Louie: Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge McDuck: Indulge me, lads, the last thing this expedition needs is a wee lass about, and I'm gonna have enough trouble looking after Launchpad...

Scrooge McDuck: The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan is mine, lads! All it took was a bit of tenacity and perseverance!
Webby: And a little kindness and patience, right Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: Right you are, Webby darling. Now, where's Bubba run off to?
Huey: Yeah, where is he? He was here a minute ago...
Bubba: [offscreen] Why dolls no answer Bubba?
Louie: He's over there, having a tea party with Webby's toys.
Bubba: No? Bubba smash!
Dewey: Uh-oh, Webby, sounds like Bubba's not getting along so good with your Quacky Patch dolls...
Webby: [runs offscreen] HEY! You keep away from my dolls, mister!
Scrooge McDuck: Er, remember, kindness and patience, Webigail! Set a good example for the lad!

Scrooge McDuck: Me Number One Dime, returned safe and sound!
Huey: But Unca Scrooge, what about the treasure?
Dewey: Yeah, we had it and we lost it.
Huey: Sorry, Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge McDuck: Come on now, boys. We may not have gotten to keep the treasure, but we had the adventure of a lifetime! And best of all, we got to share it together! You, Webigail, Launchpad...
Huey: And Duckworth too!
Dewey: Don't forget Mrs Beakley!
Louie: And Bubba and Gyro and Fenton, they helped us too!
Scrooge McDuck: Indeed they did, lads! Now come on, let's head for home!

[last lines]
Scrooge McDuck: Come on, lads, let's head to the ice cream shop!
Huey, Dewey, Louie: Woohoo!
Dewey: Hey, can we each get our own cone this time, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: Ah, why not, I'm in a generous mood today! In f act, each of ye can even get a cone with ice cream in it!

"DuckTales: Woo-oo! (#1.1)" (2017)
Scrooge McDuck: Used to be a big deal? I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my name being tougher than toughies and smarter than the smarties.
Dewey: Sure, if you want to do it the easy way.

Webby Vanderquack: OH MY GOSH! The nephews! What are your blood types? What's Donald really like? Who's the evil triplet?
Huey, Dewey: Louie.
Louie: Heh.

Dewey: You guys, our family is awesome!
Launchpad McQuack: Yeah, family is truly the greatest adventure of... oh no, the ground!
[nearly crashes]

Dewey: Who's that?
Scrooge McDuck: Flintheart Glomgold, the poor man's version of me. To be fair, that still makes him insanely rich.

[Dewey finds a mural of Donald and Della Duck]
Dewey: ...Mom?

Donald Duck: Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Scrooge McDuck. Remember, no tricks, no lies, no trouble.
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck: Yes, Uncle Donald.
Donald Duck: I wasn't talking to you.
[glares at Scrooge]

Donald's Snow Fight (1942)
Huey, Dewey, Louie: [showing a new snowman that makes fun of Donald and his overcoat] That's Uncle Donald! That's Uncle Donald! That's Uncle Donald!
Donald Duck: Oh, yeah?
[he rams into it with his sled revealing it to be a large rock and it sheds Donalds fur coat off and Donald Duck pulls out the last hair while his 3 nephews laugh]
Donald Duck: So! Very funny! Very funny!
[Donald Duck takes off his overcoat and runs after his 3 nephews who are running away]

Donald Duck: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle - uh-oh!
Huey, Dewey, Louie: [building a snowman] For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
Donald Duck: [laughs] Now it's time to have some fun.

Donald Duck: I'll blow you down.
Huey, Dewey, Louie: Nyah, nyah, nyah. Try it!
Donald Duck: Okay, you asked for it!

[Donald slips on ice, bumps into a tree, has a pile of snow and icicles poured onto him making him look like a rhinoceros in a cage]
Huey, Dewey, Louie: [singing and dancing] London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
[Then Donald Duck breaks out of his rhinoceros snow and gets angry]
Donald Duck: Quack! I'll fix you, you little fellas!

Donald Duck: Do you surrender?
Louie, Huey, Dewey: NO!
Louie, Huey, Dewey: Let's have it, attack so fast.
[Huey works on the snow bomb missile while Dewey and Louie runs around getting the mouse traps, rope and basket ready]
Donald Duck: What in the devil are they up to?
[Then Huey, Dewey and Louie works together to put mousetraps in the snow missiles closing it tight, they put each one in the basket until it's full]
Donald Duck: Something's screwy going on over there.
Louie, Huey, Dewey: Ready! Aim! Fire!
[They launch the basket with the snow misslies over Donald's ice battleship boat]
Louie, Huey, Dewey: Ok!
[They open the basket and the snow missiles drop down on Donald's head into the snow and on his rear end and a mousetrap is on his tail feathers, Donald gets up out of the snow with mousetraps on his beak and hands and he throws a temper tantrum]

Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (1999) (V)
Huey: What a great day.
Louie: We should do it more often.
Dewey: Yeah. Once a week should be enough.
Huey: It'll be another 365 days until we get more Christmas.

Dewey: [after he and his brothers get kissed by Aunt Gertie] Should've seen that one coming!

Huey: Looks like the end of the line!
Louie: Until tomorrow. When it happens all over again.
Huey: Y-You're right. Y-Yesterday's today, and today is tomorrow, and it's gonna be the same thing,
Huey: day in and day out, and day in and day out...
Dewey: Hey! What's wrong?
Louie: Get a grip!
Huey: I'm sorry, fellas.
Louie: That's okay. We know how you feel.
Dewey: If I see the same toys again, I'll go out of my mind!
Louie: Yeah, and I eat any more turkey, I'm gonna need new clothes!

Dewey: [the boys are pushing Donald's Dream Boat up a hill] The day after Christmas!
Donald Duck: Aw, I understand, boys. You wish it could be Christmas every day.
Huey, Dewey & Louie: [Sending Donald off] No-o!

"DuckTales: Lost Crown of Genghis Khan (#1.45)" (1987)
Launchpad McQuack: [being chased by an amorous Yeti] NO WAY!
[he can be heard from the very outside of the caves, where Scrooge and the nephews are]
Huey Duck: What was that?
Scrooge McDuck: I don't know...

[Standforth snowmobiles down a mountain with the Crown]
Huey Duck: Where are you going, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: Standforth's taking the long way down. I'm taking the shortcut!
[drops from a cliff]

[Webby comes across the frozen nephews]
Huey Duck: We're all covered in ice, and she's eating an ice lolly?

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990) (TV)
Michael: I gotta get off of these drugs.
Huey: Drugs? Oh, bad news, Michael!
Dewey: Why don't you just say "no"?
Michael: Well, maybe it's because I don't want to.
Louie: Maybe it's because you don't know how.

[Michael sees himself on his deathbed]
Michael: It's- it's me. This is my future?
Daffy Duck: It is if you don't get off those drugs!
[some cartoon characters visit and help Michael]
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: You use, you lose!
Baby Piggy: Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!
Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.
Kermit: There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!
Huey, Dewey, Louie: [altogether] Just believe in yourself!
Michaelangelo: Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!
Michael: [scared] HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
[a door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters]

Donald's Nephews (1938)
Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey, Louie: [Donald, praying:] "...Yours truly, Donald Duck. Amen!"

Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey, Louie: [as he eats the mustard pie] Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Fire Chief (1940)
Donald Duck: Quack! Help! Turn it off! Save me!
[after Donald's fire house burns to the ground, the hose catches fire, Donald Duck runs from the fire chasing him that burns the hose and burns Donald's tail feathers causing him to jump, then it burns up Donald's fire truck to ashes and Donald's fire hat catches fire]
Huey, Dewey, and Louie: We'll save you uncle Donald!
[Donald's three nephews run up and squirts water at Donald Duck, but his hat burns up and becomes wire frames that spring out and turn into hair on Donald's head]
Donald Duck: You can't win. You just can't win.

The Hockey Champ (1939)
Huey, Dewey, Louie: [Donald crashes into a snowdrift and emerges with a pair of icicles on his head resembling horns and holding a branched one shaped like a pitchfork] Uncle Donald is the Devil!

Good Scouts (1938)
Huey: Goodnight...
Dewey: ...Unca...
Louie: ...Donald.

"DuckTales: Raiders of the Lost Harp (#1.49)" (1987)
[last lines]
Scrooge McDuck: I'm not sorry my little harp is gone.
Huey, Dewey, Louie: [singing] You are fibbing, fibbing, fibbing!
[all laugh]

"DuckTales: Magica's Shadow War (#1.20)" (1987)
Poe: Shadow took over, locked Magica in a closet! Free her!
Scrooge McDuck: Free that, that, that WITCH? Never! It serves her right! She can stay locked in 'til Doomsday and it would be just ducky with me!
Huey Duck: But if she gets rid of that shadow...
Dewey Duck: We can't keep these lights on for ever.
Louie Duck: Think of the electric bill.
Scrooge McDuck: You have a point. Okay, let's go.

Canvas Back Duck (1953)
Spectator: [about Donald; calling out] The guy's yellow!
Huey, Dewey and Louie: [calling back] He is not!
Donald Duck: I am too. Let's go home.

"DuckTales: The Beagle Birthday Massacre! (#1.4)" (2017)
Lena: That's cute, with the names and the color-coded outfits... is that your thing, you're all exactly the same?
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: Ha, no way! We're all unique snowflakes!
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: Well, this usually never happens! This is really weird! Okay, stop talking!
Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: Antidisestablishmentarianism! Seriously? GAH!

"DuckTales: Much Ado About Scrooge (#1.11)" (1987)
Dewey: [about the performance of McDuck] It's a Comedy!
Scrooge McDuck: It's a tragedy!
[claps hand to forehead]

"DuckTales: Sweet Duck of Youth (#1.19)" (1987)
Dewey: He doesn't stand a chance out there alone
Louie: Aw, Poor Old Uncle Scrooge.
Dewey: I was talkin' about Launchpad!
Huey: Yeah. Uncle Scrooge knows how to take care of himself,
Dewey: But *nobody* can keep Launchpad out of trouble.

"Robot Chicken: Some Like It Hitman (#5.14)" (2011)
Della Duck: FUCK YOU!
[dies in a shootout with the police]
Huey Duck: Uncle Donald, when can we go home?
Louie Duck: Yeah, we really miss our mom.
Dewey Duck: When can we see her again?
Donald Duck: I don't know, boys. I just don't know.

Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas (2004) (V)
Daisy Duck: Ready to go Donald?
Donald Duck: Where?
Daisy Duck: To the mall.
Huey, Dewey, Louie: Duh!
Dewey: Don't you want to see the Christmas window at Mousey's?
Huey: And smell all that greasy food at the food court?
Louie: And wander around aimlessly looking for the perfect gift?
Donald Duck: All I want, is peace and quiet. And my hot chocolate.
Daisy Duck: Don't be such a big old grump.
Donald Duck: [while Daisy slashes him with a chair] Whoa!