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Quotes for
Cookie Monster (Character)
from "Sesame Street" (1969)

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Sesame Street, Special (1988) (TV)
[Grover has just accidentally spilled food he was serving again]
Restaurant Customer: Oh I don't believe this. Look here, I'm very hungry. Do you think there is any chance you could bring me a Numero Dos without dropping it on the floor?
Grover Monster: Where there is life, there is hope.
Restaurant Customer: Just bring me a Numero Dos.

Restaurant Customer: Wait, wait, just hold it. Just hold it right there. If you're gonna start dancing again, just put the tray DOWN so you don't spill it please!
Grover Monster: Why, sir, what a spiffy idea. Uh... I'll put it down here beside the Tres and Quatro so it will not be too lonely.
Restaurant Customer: Fine.

Cookie Monster: Me not *take* cookies, me *eat* the cookies.
Robert McNeill: What's the difference?
Cookie Monster: Eat begin with an E and take... Begin with a T.

Cookie Monster: "The 39 Stairs", made by guy named Alfred.

Grover Monster: [singing] Granada! Granada Cadiz Sevilla, where butter is called mantequilla / You're treated so fine, when you come in to dine / I'm always delighted to see ya. Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!

Grover Monster: Here you are, sir, the specialty of the house.
Restaurant Customer: At last.
Grover Monster: Numero Uno...
[takes lid off tray to reveal the Number One surrounded by French fries]
Grover Monster: The number one.
Restaurant Customer: Oh no!
Grover Monster: Bon appetito. That is Spanish for "enjoy"
[customer falls over in his chair and faints]


Follow That Bird (1985)
Miss Finch: Come on, Big Bird, you don't want to miss your plane.
Maria: Just a minute. Give me a big hug, Big Bird.
[they embrace]
Maria: Don't forget to write.
Big Bird: I won't, Maria.
Count: Don't forget to count, Big Bird!
Big Bird: Okay, Count.
Bob: And don't forget to dress warmly, okay, Big Bird?
Big Bird: I've got my muffler, Bob.
Grover: Don't forget to breathe! In and out!
Big Bird: I always do, Grover.
[Linda signs something to Big Bird]
Big Bird: I'll read every day.
Cookie Monster: Don't forget to eat, Big Bird!
Big Bird: I won't, Cookie Monster.
[Oscar comes slowly out of his trash can]
Big Bird: Well, goodbye, Oscar.
Oscar the Grouch: [surprised] What? Why, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Gordon: [Notices Cookie Monster is still consuming the Volkswagen] Haven't you had enough?
Cookie Monster: But Gordon, me growing monster!

Ruthie: [Shocked to see that there's nothing left of her car] Gordon! What on earth happened to the car?
Gordon: Don't ask me.
Gordon: [Points to Cookie Monster] Ask him.
Cookie Monster: [Looks up at Ruthie] Hi.
Cookie Monster: [Belches] Oh, excuse me.
Ruthie: The insurance man isn't going to believe this.

Gordon: Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcap?
Cookie Monster: Taste delicious, me so hungry!
Olivia: But Cook, we haven't even started on our trip yet.
Cookie Monster: That's okay. Me eat three other hubcaps later.
Gordon: Cookie!


Don't Eat the Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum of Art (1983) (TV)
[Cookie Monster sees a painting of fruit]
Cookie Monster: Me eat picture!
Bob: No, no, no, Cookie Monster. You can't touch the picture.
Cookie Monster: No, me don't want to touch, me want to eat.
Bob: No, you can't, nooooo!
Cookie Monster: Let me eat frame.
Bob: The sign, Cookie Monster, look at the sign.
[sees a sign that forbids eating pictures]
Cookie Monster: Please don't eat the pictures. Aw, this going to be long night.

Cookie Monster: Me think me eat hot dog... STAND!

Cookie Monster: Oh boy, oh boy! Egyptian Mummy. Hmm. Look like banana with picture on. Huh? It's three thousand years old? Huh! Should be ripe now!


Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978) (TV)
Cookie Monster: [At the end of the movie, Susan and Gordon come home and see that Cookie Monster has eaten their Christmas tree] Ohhh, ohh, oh, Scotch pine delicious, but Douglas fir give me heartburn. Burp! Excuse me, ohhh, oh!
[Susan and Gordon look perplexed]
Cookie Monster: Burp! Oh sorry, oh!
[Credits roll]
Cookie Monster: Burp! Buuuuuuurrrp! Oh that a long one, buuuuurrp, buuuurrp, oh!
[Movie ends]

Cookie Monster: [ice skating] Let's play stop the whip!


"The Jim Henson Hour: Sesame Street: 20 Years - And Still Counting (#1.13)" (1989)
'Miami Mice' announcer: Miami Mice!
J.P. Mouse: YO!
Alistair Cookie: Me, Your host, Alistair Cookie. Welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater", Home of Classy Drama!
Audience: SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE!
[Applause as the theme plays and the title opens up]
Audience: [We see Pat Playjacks through the curtains]
Pat Playjacks: Give the pig a spin on the turn table!
[as Count Von Count spins the turn table]
Pig: [Squeals]
Audience: ONE!
Pig: [Squeals]
Audience: TWO!
Pig: [Squeals]
Audience: THREE!
[Ping as the turntable stops and audience applause]
Audience: [And transitions back to Bill Cosby]
Bill Cosby: There is secret behind all this kidding around, You see?
Elmo: Secret? Oh, Elmo just loved secret.
Bill Cosby: Alright. Elmo. You want to a Secret.
[Whispering]
Bill Cosby: There is curriculum.
Elmo: A curriculum?
Bill Cosby: Yes.
Elmo: Elmo won't tell.
Bill Cosby: Thank you.
[to the viewers]
Bill Cosby: It's been on research so it's always changing. First, We used to see kids count to 10. Now they are up to 40. So you see.
Elmo: Mr. Cosby.
Bill Cosby: Yes, Elmo.
Elmo: What is a curriculum?

Bill Cosby: Several years ago, Will Lee, The actor who played Mr. Hooper died. He was not replaced by another actor. The children were not told Mr. Hooper moved away. When Sesame Street's Mr. Hooper, Died.
Maria: Big Bird, Don't you remember we told you? Mr. Hooper died, I mean, He is dead!
Big Bird: Oh yeah! I remember! Well, I will wait until he comes back.
Susan: Big Bird, When people die, They don't come back!
Big Bird: [Voice breaksdown] Not ever?
Luis: Well, Big Bird. If they are dead, They can't come back!
Big Bird: Well, It won't be the same!
Bob: You're right, Big Bird. It will never be the same without him.
[Voice breaksdown]
Bob: But do you know something? Well, We can all be very happy that we had our chance to be with him, And to know him, And to love him a lot when he was here!
Big Bird: [to his drawing of Mr. Hooper] You know? I am gonna miss you, Mr. Looper!
Maria: [as she smiles sadly] That's Hooper, Big Bird, Hooper!
Big Bird: You're right!
[Everyone gives Big Bird a hug]
Bill Cosby: And so, Big Bird learned about deaths, births, love, and marriage, and life keeps on changing as Sesame Street keeps changing.
Cookie Monster: Hey, Coz! Do you have any cookies?
Bill Cosby: Some things never change.
[to Cookie Monster]
Bill Cosby: Yes I do! Here, Have some!
Cookie Monster: [as he eats some cookies] OM! NOM! NOM! NOM!


The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)
Oscar: Who says you can't go home again?
Susan: Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is.
Cookie Monster, Telly, Zoe: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Oscar: In a minute. First I have to look at the old neighborhood here. Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.
Susan: Hey, wait a minute!
Gordon: No, Oscar, we've got to find Elmo first!
Cookie Monster, Telly: Elmo! Elmo!
Susan: Let's go this way.

Grouch Cop: It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland! You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who will scream their head off... will be provided for you.
Oscar: Come on!
Cookie Monster: Me innocent. Hello? Me need cookies!


Elmo Saves Christmas (1996) (V)
Elmo: [Cookie Monster pretends to be Santa Claus to get Elmo's cookies] Ha ha ha! You're not Santa Claus, you're Cookie Monster!
[walks away]
Cookie Monster: Oh well, what the hey? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.


"Cake Boss: Sizing, Sleeping Stretch and Sesame Street (#2.14)" (2010)
Cookie Monster: What you do for a living? Why you wearing that white shirt?
Buddy Valastro - Cake Boss: I'm a baker.
Cookie Monster: You what?
Buddy Valastro - Cake Boss: I make cookies for a living.
Cookie Monster: Me prayers have been answered!


A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) (TV)
Janice: [bringing out a basket of Christmas cookies] Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!
Cookie Monster: COOKIE!
[gobbles up the whole basket, as Animal watches in amazement]
Cookie Monster: Oh, thank you!
Janice: Who was that strange blue creature?
Animal: Dat my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!