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Shaggy Rogers (Character)
from "Scooby Doo, Where Are You!" (1969)

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Scooby-Doo (2002)
Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy.
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.

Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy: Like, that's my favorite name.

Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.
Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...
[door closes]

[trapped in hot dogs]
Scooby Doo: What now?
Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.
[Scooby bites one]
Scooby Doo: It's plastic.
Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
Scooby Doo: So do you.

Scooby Doo: Why's Fred in a bad mood?
Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.

Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit!
Shaggy: NO!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

Shaggy: Hey buddy.
Fred: Shaggy... listen man,someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man,talk me down.
Shaggy: Fred,you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.
Fred: I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here,I mean.

Fred: Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?
Shaggy: [nods, pauses] No.

[Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements]
Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.

[Talking to Scooby Doo]
Shaggy: The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.

[Being chased by monsters]
Shaggy: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.

Shaggy: [in Daphne's body] Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?

Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.
Shaggy: Fred.
Fred: Yo. What up, dawg?
[to Scooby]
Fred: And, uh... dog?
Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.

Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.

Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.
Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?
Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!
Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!

Shaggy: Zoinks! them peppers is like hot!

Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.
Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
Shaggy: Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.
Scooby Doo: Me? That's you.
Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.

Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

[Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]
Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.
Shaggy: Like how?
Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.
Shaggy: Sorry.
[releases Daphne's protoplasm]

Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
[laughs]

Shaggy: Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Shaggy: Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume.

Shaggy: [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.
Daphne: And why not?
Shaggy: Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.

Shaggy: Please tell me you guys are you...

Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name.

Shaggy: Like wow!

Scooby Doo: Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?
Shaggy: Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here.
Scooby Doo: I'm a sacrifice. Hello.
Shaggy: A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now.
Scooby Doo: You don't trust me!
Shaggy: I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Shaggy.
Shaggy: Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo?
Shaggy: That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man.


Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

Shaggy: We're gonna die!
Daphne: Think positive!
Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

Shaggy: [to Patrick] Patrick, I'd love to do this all night, and something tells me you would, but it's time we make like your personality, and split.

Shaggy: Hey guys, Scooby's feelin kinda like he's got rabies. We're just gonna go outside and get some fresh air.

Shaggy: [about Old Man Wickles] Here's a clue for ya, Scoob - that guy's wearing his freak hat 24/7.

Shaggy: Run, Scoob, it's a skele-thingy!

Shaggy: [Scooby slaps him] I needed that.
[Scooby slaps him again]
Shaggy: I needed that too.
[Scooby punches him]
Shaggy: [shouts] You're pushin' your luck Scoob.

Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
Shaggy: Huh?
Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.

Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby trying to act like real spies] Scoob, what's your conclusion?
Scooby-Doo: [holds up a sketch of a bunny] Bunny!

Patrick: I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot.
[Shaggy and Scooby start laughing]
Patrick: What? Do you think I'm kidding?
Shaggy: Uhh?
Scooby-Doo: No! No?
Patrick: [starts laughing] See!
[Shaggy and Scoob laugh again, then when Shaggy and Scoob about to leave]
Patrick: Boo!
[starts laughing again]

Shaggy: [a potion has given Shaggy muscles] I'm buff!

Cotton Candy Glob: You never should have locked those locks. Now you're stuck in here with me. The Cotton Candy Glob!
Shaggy: Cotton Candy Glob?
[Scooby and Shaggy start eating the ghost]
Cotton Candy Glob: NO! I'll give you cavities.

Scooby-Doo: [Scooby has become smart and Shaggy is a big jock] This Schwartzenagren oaf almost destroyed us.
Shaggy: Ha ha, go boom!
Scooby-Doo: Oh you are embarrasing.

Shaggy: [Scooby and Shaggy are surrounded by monsters] We have to remain calm.
[Scooby screams]
Shaggy: CALM SCOOBY DOO! YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM!
[Scooby slaps him]
Shaggy: I needed that!
[Scooby slaps him again]
Shaggy: I needed that too!
[Scooby punches him]
Shaggy: You're pushing your luck Scoob!

Shaggy: Come on Scoob.
[bumps into Miner 49er]
Shaggy: Miner... 40... 9er.
Miner 49er: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[breathes fire at Shaggy and Scooby]
Miner 49er: [chasing Shaggy and Scooby] I'll get you, you varmints.

Shaggy: Dig this, daddy-o. It's a real gas.

Shaggy: [trying to act like Fred, Daphne, and Velma and reading fax paper upside down] What markings are these?
Fred: [turns fax right side up] Words
Shaggy: Ah, words

Fred: This is bad.
Shaggy: No doubt.
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Yeah?
Fred: Who's driving?
Shaggy: Uhh...
[the gang looks back to see who is driving with no one there but Scooby in the passenger seat]
Scooby-Doo: Rello!

[Shaggy and Scooby start playing with the control panel, which makes a beat with its noises]
Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!
Scooby-Doo: [rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!
Scooby-Doo: Re're the reatest retectives!

Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.
Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.
Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.


Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) (V)
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [as two female zombies approach him and Scooby-Doo] Like... we're not looking for any ghoul-friends, are we, Scooby?

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [after Shaggy and Scooby-Doo fall into the hole, Mojo the pig snorting at them from above] Zoinks! How humiliating! Chased into a hole by 1/3 of a B.L.T.!

[Shaggy and Scooby are almost aged to death by the werecats but are saved and revert back to normal]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, I was beginning to feel like a raisin!

Daphne Blake: [Shaggy and Scooby get catapulted up out of the hole at the top of the room and then fall back in and land right in the arms of a Confederate soldier zombie, who makes a slight moan as Shaggy and Scooby gasp in terror] Shaggy! The zombies are the good guys!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, are you out of your mind?
[they hop out of his arms and run off]

Velma Dinkley: [the Mystery Gang seem cornered by Simone, Lena and Jacques, but they suddenly start to shriek in pain and disintegrate, Velma looks to the moon dial and sees the shadow is past the midnight alignment] Looks like your nine lives are up!
[seconds later, they have totally disintegrated into piles of dust, then the zombies approach the gang, then disintegrate to skeletons as the restless spirits leave the bodies]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! Like, what's happening to them?
Velma Dinkley: Their spirits have been avenged, Shaggy. So they can finally rest in peace.
[the spirits go up out of the room and into the spirit world]
Confederate Soldier Ghost: [Appears before them and salutes] Thank you all!
[fades away]

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [Scooby imitates an owl he sees out the window that turned its head by twisting his neck two times all the way around] Like, quit bothering the wildlife, Scooby. How do I look?
[Scooby turns around to face Shaggy]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Am I gonna turn a few heads or what?
Scooby-Doo: [his neck suddenly untwists rapidly, making his head spin a few times, then stops] You ret!

Fred Jones: [Daphne has knocked out a zombie and Fred tries to unmask it while she films] It's the gardener.
Daphne Blake: No!
Fred Jones: [tugs on the zombie's face some more] It's the fisherman.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: No!
Fred Jones: [continues pulling] It's the ferryman.
[pulls the zombie's head off]
Fred Jones: Maybe it's... real?
[tosses the zombie's head away]
Fred Jones: Yaaaah!
[Daphne catches the head then tosses it to Shaggy, who tosses it to Scooby, who then tosses it back at the zombie]
Daphne Blake: I, I told you it wasn't a mask!
Fred Jones: It, it must be animatronic!
[the zombie gets up and screws his head back on]

Daphne Blake: [opens the kitchen cabinet after hearing Shaggy and Scooby scream from the kitchen to see them shivering in it] Peppers, again?
Scooby-Doo: Ruh-uh! Writing!
Fred Jones: Writing? What writing?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [points to a wall where a ghost scratched "GET OUT" into it] L-l-l-like, ghost writing! This place is haunted!

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Here, have a biscuit.
[He holds a tray of biscuits in front of Scooby, who to Shaggy's surprise, picks up the tray and dumps all the biscuits in his mouth and eats them in one gulp]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Something tells me you're getting the best of this meal!

Velma Dinkley: [Reads text carved into the back of a mirror where Shaggy and Scooby saw a Confederate soldier ghost come out of] "Property of Colonel Jackson T. Pettigrew, 8th Louisiana." That sounds like a Civil War regiment.
Simone Lenoir: There were Confederate barracks on this island.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, ghost pirates, ghost soldiers, what could be next?


Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School (1988) (TV)
Shaggy: Maybe I shouldn't have taken this job as a gym teacher.
Scrappy Doo: Don't worry about it, Shaggy, you'll do great, and I'll make a great assistant, I've been working out, see?
[picks up a barbell but falls so that the barbell is stuck between the back doors of the van]
Shaggy: Zoinks! He's not only working out, he's falling out!
Scrappy Doo: [Still hanging onto the barbell] Whee! I bet this is great for building up my shoulder muscles.

Shaggy: What's the rush? We've got 1400 hours, that's a lot of time.
Scrappy Doo: But Shaggy, 1400 hours means 2 o' clock, we've only got an hour!
Shaggy: Like why didn't you say so, Scrappy? Come on it's time to warm up.

Scrappy Doo: But Shaggy, why do we have to wear a tutu?
Shaggy: Because uh... uh... well...
Ms. Grimwood: Because ballet makes my girls limber.
Shaggy: Yeah, that's it, limber.

Scooby Doo: Raggy, reyes, reyes.
Shaggy: Rice, where?
Scooby Doo: [Widens one of his eyes with his paws] Ro, reyes!
Shaggy: Oh, eyes, why didn't you say so?
Scooby Doo: Ri rid.

Scooby Doo: Raggy, rats, rats!
Shaggy: Rats?
[yawns and gives Scooby mouse traps]
Shaggy: Like take 2 of these and call me in the morning.
Scooby Doo: Ro Raggy, RATS.
Shaggy: Bats?
[looks at the shade]
Shaggy: See, Scoob? There's nothing shady about the shade, now go onto sleep.

Shaggy: That's keeping your cape in shape, Sibella.
Sibella Dracula: Fangs a lot, Shaggy.
Tanis the Mummy: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
Ms. Grimwood: You certainly are, Tanis, scaerobics are good for everyone.

Scrappy Doo: Blossom: That Jerk That Big Fat Dumb Jerk She Doomed Us She Plan All Wrong We Fell For It
[When Katie blossom was mad she fire breathing at the rowdyruff boys's evil twin]
Scrappy Doo: Take That You And That
Matches: Matches: Blossom? Its That You Where Are You Blossom!
[Heard Blossom Fighing The Rowdyruff Boys's Evil Twin]
Matches: Good Work Blossom
Shaggy: Mirror Monster: Watch Out Blossom
[Blossom Fire Breathing]
Shaggy: Good Work Blossom You Finaly Fire Them


Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf (1988) (TV)
Shaggy: [Scooby's dragged him out of bed and they've fallen down the stairs] Scooby Doo!
Scooby- Doo: Monsters, coming to get you!
Shaggy: [laughs] Coming to get me?
Scooby- Doo: Honest!

Shaggy: Monsters through the roof, huh?
Scooby- Doo: That's right.
Shaggy: Okay so then where's the hole?
Scooby- Doo: [points up] Up there.
Shaggy: Where?
Scooby- Doo: Right up...
[looks up and sees the ceiling in one piece]
Scooby- Doo: Huh?
Scrappy Doo: Don't worry Uncle Scooby, we still love ya, even if ya are a wacko.

Scrappy Doo: Thanks for taking us on your date with Googie to the drive-in, Shag.
Shaggy: Confidentially I didn't want to leave your Uncle Scooby home alone, you know how he's been seeing things that aren't there lately?
[the Hunch Bunch is seen flying the Batcopter above them]

Scooby- Doo: Monsters are not real, monsters are not real,
[sees Brunch out the window]
Scooby- Doo: , monsters are not, huh?
[looks out the window and sees Crunch and Brunch, runs and spills the popcorn bowl on Shaggy's head]
Shaggy: Scooby Doo, what's wrong with you?
Scooby- Doo: [inside the couch] Monsters at the window!
Shaggy: I don't see any old monsters outside.
Brunch: Ah but soon there will be a new monster inside, the moon is moving quickly into position. Come Crunch, we must turn Shaggy into a werewolf.
Scooby- Doo: Oh no!

Shaggy: [looking at the swamp monster] Why that's a whole week of nightmares, huh.
[Swamp Monster laughs at Dreadonia]
Dreadonia: Hezzzzz talking about you.
Swamp Monster: He means you, knot-nose.
Dreadonia: Who you calling namezzzzz?
[Swings his tail at the Swamp Monster, Swamp Monster ducks. Takes a handful of slime from his chest and throws it at Dreadonia. Dreadonia ducks. The slime hits the fat witch in the face. The thin witch laughs. The fat witch hits the other with a broom. Frankenstein laughs. The thin witch walks up to him]
Witch: If you think that's funny, you'll laugh your head off at this!
[Waves her wand at Frankenstein. His face turns different colors and his head disappears. Bone-Jangles and the Mummy laugh as Frankenstein walks up to them and pops his head out from under his shirt. Then he grabs the mummy and throws him. Dracula gets caught in the bandages as well as the other monsters and lands with a crash. The mummy, stuck in a suit of armor, throws a spear]
Dracula: Wait a minute...
[the spear whizzes past Dracula and snags of the witches cloaks leaving them in their skirts. They pull out their wands and wave them]
Dracula: [Raises his arms to a 'stop' position] WAIT A MINUTE!
[the spells burn holes through his cape, causing the witches to hide their wands behind their backs]

Shaggy: [being chased by the crowd] Look, I know I'm not handsome, but I'm no monster!

Bonejangles: You've got a lot to learn in this race. In this race, anything goes.
Shaggy: Like if anything goes, then here we go!
[pushes a button on the control panel in his racecar activating a giant spring under his racecar which bounces him forward]


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Night of Fright Is No Delight (#1.16)" (1970)
Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, attorney of the late Col. Sanders. My partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.
Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.

Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a phantom shadow.
Shaggy: Like, all that's missing is a spooky organ.
[an organ begins to play]
Velma Dinkley: It's not missing anymore!

Velma: I told you I'd save you.
Shaggy: Great, but next time please don't do me any favors.

Velma: That's funny. If he's a phantom shadow, how come he leaves footprints?
Shaggy: Dirty feet?

Cousin Slicker: Ten o'clock and I suggest we all turn in.
Shaggy: Yeah, but into what?

[last lines]
Shaggy: Zoinks! A floating haunted bone!
Scooby Doo: Bone?
Velma: I guess haunted bones are one thing Scooby's not scared of.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Doo!


Aloha, Scooby-Doo! (2005) (V)
Shaggy: This jungle-trekking is sure making me hungry.
Velma Dinkley: Everything makes you hungry.
Shaggy: Wow. You know, now that I think of it, you're right. And that reminds me, I'm starving.

Auntie Mahina: If the ancient mythology is true, the Wiki Tiki will sacrifice Manu and Snookie by throwing them into the volcano.
Daphne Blake: Oh, no!
Fred Jones: Then we've got to climb up there and stop him.
Auntie Mahina: You must go and find the entrance to his lair and enter *through* the mountain.
Shaggy: You mean, like, through spooky caves and stuff?
Auntie Mahina: Yes, through spooky caves and stuff.

[the gang are exploring a cave and Shaggy and Scooby are spooked by a skeleton dressed like Gilligan]
Shaggy: Fred, could I make a suggestion?
Fred Jones: Let me guess. You wanna leave and never come back.
Shaggy: Wow, groovy. It's like you read my mind.

Fred Jones: All right, gang, this is it. When the going gets tough, what do we do?
Shaggy: Bury our heads in the sand?

Shaggy: Hm. Let me get this straight. There may be something really spooky going on Hanahuna, and you think we better go "check it out".
[laughs and waves goodbye]
Shaggy: How about you send Scoob and me a postcard?


Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders (2000) (V)
Crystal: [after she and Amber have revealed themselves to be aliens and changed back] I have another confession...
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, I know. You're not a government agent.
Crystal: Well actually, we are. But not from Earth. We were sent by our world to investigate signals from your planet.
Amber: [a dog] Transmitted from the south station.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! You can talk?
Amber: Yes, quite well!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, dig that, Scoob! A talking dog!
Scooby Doo: [surprised] Ryeah!
Fred Jones: [dryly, to Velma and Daphne] Imagine that.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [about Crystal] I met by chance a girl in bell-bottom pants and she likes to say "Groovy". She came out of the blue and in an instant I knew everything would be groovy. For her, I'd climb a mountain, swim the deepest ocean. I'd ever help her shopping, that's the depth of my devotion. It will be a dream come true. She's even got a doggy for Scooby-Doo!

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [about Crystal] I'll take this girl on a tour of the world, going port to port. We'll spend all our time, every single last dime at the best food courts. Groovy! Her smile's so bright, it lights up my romantic feelings. And best of all, she so tall, like, I won't have to reach for high things! And even when I'm chasing ghosts, I'll quit in time for dinner, six o'clock at the most!

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [about Crystal] She'll cook me all my favorites, six or seven helpings. And when it comes to say "I do", we'll have a die tie wedding. Our house will be so very fine, we'll fill it up with stuff from 1969! How groovy, just us two. So groovy, and Shaggy Jr. too! Groovy, and maybe some baby dogs too.

Daphne Blake: Scooby, Shaggy, those aliens are Crystal and Amber!
[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, confused]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: What are you talking about?
Velma Dinkley: Look at them!
[Shaggy and Scooby look at Crystal and Amber]
Crystal: [an alien] Shaggy, help!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! Those are the girls!
Steve: Those two clowns can't help you!


Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico (2003) (V)
Shaggy: [talking to Scooby] Like, whoever heard such a ridiculous story? A 10-foot hairy monster with big feet and sharp teeth? Sounds like something out of a cartoon!

Shaggy's computer: Zoinks! Like, you have mail!

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after reading Valejo's email] Sound's great! And I can practice my Spanish!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after forwarding the message to Daphne] I thought I'd catch you at your computer. So what do you think?
Daphne Blake: [after reading the message and agreeing with Fred] Of course, I'd love to go to Mexico, yes! I mean-Sí! Let's ask Velma.
Velma Dinkley: [doing a search on her computer and receives the message] Mexico? The art, the museums, the pyramids. I'm there!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [to both girls] Great! Let's check with the guys.
[Scooby and Shaggy eating a microwave pizza]
Shaggy: [after waiting impatiently for Scooby at his computer] Mexico? Tomorrow?
[chuckles softly]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Like, what do we got tomorrow, Scoob? Let's see.
Shaggy: [pulls out a palm pilot and reads what's onscreen] Daydreaming at 10:00, napping, snoozing, relaxing. Sorry guys, looks like I'm booked.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, rooked!
[both Shaggy and Scooby laugh]
Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] Do you realize we'll be there for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?
[Shaggy and Scooby stop laughing, only to be shocked by Velma's news]
Shaggy: [to Velma] Like, what's that?
Velma Dinkley: A holiday in which families gather at the cemetery to celebrate their ancestors who are allowed to come back to Earth for two days.
Shaggy: [frightened by Velma's description] Cemetary? Sounds scary!
[Scooby runs into a wardrobe hiding]
Velma Dinkley: [calming Shaggy down] Not at all. Just a bunch of kids in costumes. Lots of skeleton shaped cookies and candy.
[Scooby walks around in the wardrobe]
Daphne Blake: Basically, it's non-stop eating.
Shaggy: [Scooby pops out of the dresser, excited]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Sounds like Halloween!
Velma Dinkley: Exactly!
Daphne Blake: So, what do you say?
Shaggy: Can't talk now, guys. Like, Scoob and I gotta pack!

[Scooby and Shaggy are packing for the trip]
Shaggy: [after closing the suitcase shut, which is filled with nothing but food] Looks like that's everything.
Scooby-Doo: [to Shaggy] Ruh-uh.
Shaggy: Like, what did I forget?
Shaggy: [Scooby shows Shaggy a bottle of Salsa] Salsa!


Scooby-Doo and the Spooky Swamp (2010) (VG)
Daphne: [after Mystery Inc defeat the Yeti] You hear that?
Velma Dinkley: Yep. Sounds like we're about to solve this mystery.
[Pulls off Yeti's face to reveal it is a robot]
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma Dinkley: The mischievous snowboarders.
Fred: Let's not forget about the mastermind of this operation.
[the Frakenmoose is unmasked as Moose]
Moose: Oh, come on guys, it was just a prank.
Anna Blake: A very dangerous prank. You and your friends have hurt a lot of people, Moose. Including me.
Barry Buckley: Haha! I don't know how you do it, Mystery Inc. You guys are fifty percent better than one hundred percent amazing!
Velma Dinkley: Now it all makes sense... you stole the lift tickets the stop people from heading to the summit.
Shaggy: Dude, you should've used the snow machines to make snow cones instead of the blizzard!
Daphne: And if I know costume making... and I do... this giant Yeti was made from all the missing animal parts from the chalet.
Dustin Planks: Yeah, and my precious equipment. Why? Why would you do this?
Moose: This mountain was ours, man, until they brought all those tourists along.
Velma Dinkley: You wanted to scare everyone off the mountain so you could have the place to yourself.
[Shaggy and Scooby sneak off]
Moose: I could've boarded in peace, if it weren't for you meddling dudes and dudettes!
Fred: Well, I'm sure you'll find a sense of peace when you help fix the damage you've done.
Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby, away from the rest of the group, talk to Lila through the walkie talkie] Breaker breaker, Lila, we got the ice cap mushrooms! Over!
Velma Dinkley: I think you boys can explain that on the way.

Lila: [first time meeting Shaggy and Scooby] You're a little late.
Shaggy: Aww man, like, that smells so good.
Lila: This stew? I'm making it for you, boys.
Shaggy: For us? Like do you know us?
Lila: Of course. Why else would I be making this incredibly delicious concoction?
Shaggy: She definitely knows us.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah...
Shaggy: So, like, serve it up then!
Lila: Patience Shaggy. It's not finished.
Scooby-Doo: Not finished?
Lila: No, Scooby. It is missing some very important ingredients... special ingredients.
Shaggy: Well, we just happen to be mystery solvers... specialising in finding missing ingredients.
Lila: In order to find these particular ingredients, you must prove yourselves first. Head to the dojo. There will be a beast there. Defeat it. Then we will talk.
Scooby-Doo: B-B-Beast?
Shaggy: Can't we just get 'em from the market?

Shaggy: [after defeating the spiders at the dojo] So, like, when do we get to eat? It's almost time for pre-supoer supper!
Lila: Patience! Soon. First more ingredients. You must travel to the desert town of El Muncho and...
Shaggy: El Muncho?
Lila: Far from here. But you can take your Mystery Machine, and I will instruct you with my radio when you arrive. You must not tell the others. Here, you'll be needing this.
[gives player a camera]
Lila: Now, please, you must leave me.
Shaggy: Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second. You give us a camera and offer us food. What are you? Like, Santa Claus?
Lila: No, no. I am Lila, and I have lived in this swamp my whole life. I was born to a travelling family and they... left me behind.
Shaggy: Like, why did you have to stay here?
Lila: I cannot tell you. But... I must never leave this swamp.
Shaggy: Sure you can! Come take a ride to El Muncho in the Mystery Machine!
Lila: I warn you, do not tempt me - you endanger us all. I can feel it... you must leave, now!

Lila: Ice cap mushrooms - I can't believe I forgot my favourite! They're found in one place... the top of Howling Peaks, in a cave. Beware, for I feel a strange shadow lurking atop the mountain.
Shaggy: Alright, Scoob. Let's, like, get outta here man, and find those mushrooms.
Scooby-Doo: Mmm, mushrooms!


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Simple Plan and the Invisible Madman (#2.9)" (2004)
Velma: [the gang and the band are outside the diner, after the Invisible Madman attacks and ruins the band's rehearsal] Even though I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation, that was way scary!
Fred: At least, we're all safe!
Chuck Comeau: [notices Jeff missing] Well, not everyone. Where's Jeff?
Pierre Bouvier: [looks at Chuck, worried] You don't think he was...?
Shaggy: [Shaggy is scared and worried] Kidnapped by the Invisible Madman?
Pierre Bouvier: I was gonna say, "trying to get out of practice", but that's much worse.
Fred: [looks at Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby and thinks of a plot] OK, gang,
[not noticing the band is behind them]
Fred: and uh... band, I've got a plan! Let's split up and look for clues.
Velma: [Velma notices weird footprints leading to the forest] There are footprints here leading out into the forest.
Daphne: Does an invisible man leave footprints?
Fred: Well, there's only one way to find out!
[points out at the girls, Chuck and Pierre]
Fred: Velma, Daphne, Chuck, Pierre and I will follow those tracks.
[points to Shaggy, Scooby, Seb and David]
Fred: Shaggy, you, Scooby, David and Seb take a look around town, and see if you can find any trace of Jeff!
Sebastien Lefebvre: [looking at David] Sounds good!
Velma: [is worried] And complicated.
Sebastien Lefebvre: [talking about Scooby] I'm not worried, since we have that big, strong dog on our team.
[Scooby looks at Seb proudly]
David Desrosiers: [also talking about Scooby] Yeah, I bet nothing frightens him!
[Fred, Daphne and Velma giggle to themselves]
David Desrosiers: [looks at them laughing] What?
Velma, Fred, Daphne: [at different times] Oh, nothing.

Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: [Fred, Seb, Pierre, Chuck, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy are buried in the snow, trying to shake the snow off them. Scooby gets snow in his fur, and shakes the snow off, but gets snow on them] No, Scooby, stop, Scoob!
Scooby-Doo: [giggles] Sorry!
Fred: Is everyone OK?
Shaggy: [Shaggy sees Chuck and Seb dangling from the cliff] Something tells me *they're* not!
Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: Help! Help! Pierre, help me! Help!
Pierre Bouvier: [sees the boys get kidnapped] Oh, no! Chuck and Seb! But that means... I'm the only one left!
Daphne: Well, have you ever thought about a solo career?
[Pierre glances at Daphne, angry]
Daphne: Heh, just asking.

Eve De Lafeye: [Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Pierre go to Eve's cabin, and knock on the door, Eve answers the door] So, couldn't stay away from my yummy designs, could you?
Velma: Actually, we were wondering about your whereabouts for the past two hours. When we were attacked by the Invisible Madman?
Eve De Lafeye: What? I don't know anything about a...
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a sample of clear cloth] And what would *this* be?
Eve De Lafeye: [Eve gasps, horrified] That's nothing!
Shaggy: [Daphne tosses the cloth to Shaggy, who catches it. He looks at his reflection through the cloth] Hey! I can see myself! Check it out!
[Pierre yelps when he gets grabbed from his coat and shirt collar, and then dangles from the air]
Shaggy: ... or not!
Daphne: [notices Pierre dangling from the air] The Invisible Madman has Pierre!
Velma: But that's impossible! Eve was supposed to be the Invisible...
[the lights turn off suddenly]
Pierre Bouvier: [from the darkness] Hey, let me go!
Daphne: [from the dark] Hey, what happened to the lights?
Shaggy: [the lights switch back on, and Pierre disappears. Shaggy gulps] He's gone!

Fred: [Fred and the gang have just rescued the band from the safe. Their equipment is in the middle of the empty street] Since the Invisible Madman has been targeting you guys, all you have to do is start playing and he'll show up!
Pierre Bouvier: No way! We're not gonna be live bait!
Shaggy: [Shaggy laughs] I knew I liked you guys!
Scooby-Doo: Yeah!
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a box of Scooby Snacks] Um... would you do it for some Scooby Snacks?
Pierre Bouvier: [Pierre and the boys are confused as to what "Scooby Snacks" are] "Scooby Snacks"?
Jeff Stinco: What are those?
Chuck Comeau: [disgusted] Yuck!
Sebastien Lefebvre: Huh?
David Desrosiers: Dog treats?
[Daphne tosses the band a Scooby Snack each; and the boys look at it, not knowing what to do with it; except for Seb, who eats his; and then smiles]
Sebastien Lefebvre: Let's do it!
[to the band]
Sebastien Lefebvre: One, two, three, four!
[Simple Plan start playing the intro to their song, "I'd Do Anything"; only to be interrupted by the Invisible Madman knocking over their band equipment]


Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) (V)
[the Mystery Gang meet their cyber doubles]
Shaggy, Cyber Shaggy: Zoinks!
Shaggy: You're me!
Cyber Shaggy: And, like, you're me!
Velma: You're the characters in Eric's video game.
Cyber Velma: And you're from the real world!
Velma, Cyber Velma: Jinkies!
Daphne Blake: [after looking at Cyber Daphne's wardrobe] Did I really wear that years ago?
Cyber Daphne: [after looking at the "real" Daphne's wardrobe] That jacket with that skirt?
Daphne Blake, Cyber Daphne: Hmm...
Fred: [complimenting Cyber Fred's wardrobe] Nice ascot.
Cyber Fred: [chuckles] Works for me.

[Scooby and Shaggy see tomatoes growing in the lab and attempt to them]
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby-Doo: Wow!
Bill McLemore: You don't wanna eat those.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
Bill McLemore: Because they were grown in radioactive soil.
Shaggy: [alarmed] Zoinks!
[Scooby and Shaggy try cleaning the soil off their hands using Shaggy's shirt as a cleanser]
Bill McLemore: Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLamore.
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, Daphne Blake: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Velma: Thanks for keeping Shaggy and Scooby from glowing in the dark.
Eric Staufer: We'll go to dinner after the tour.
Shaggy: But first, can you show us your new video game? Scoob and I have been dying to play it!
Professor Robert Kaufman: No one's playing the game until we get rid of our problem.
Eric Staufer: Professor Kauffman, I'd like you to meet the Mystery Gang I based my game on.
[the Mystery Gang introduces themselves to Kauffman]
Professor Robert Kaufman: Ah, the famous Mystery, Inc.
Shaggy: And that's Scooby-Doo.
[Scooby looks through oddly shaped beakers at his own reflection laughing at them]

Velma: [about the cyber Mystery Gang's wardrobe] I guess it's been a while since we've seen Eric. He hasn't seen our fashion changes.
Daphne Blake: [to Cyber Daphne] We'll go shopping later.
Cyber Shaggy: [carrying a mountain of french fries in a basket to the table] Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?
Shaggy: Man, I thought you'd never ask!
[the Scoobys create a diversion to swipe the basket away from the two Shaggys]
Shaggy: [throws a French fry to Scooby] Here you go, pal.
Scooby-Doo: Rhanks a rot!
Cyber Shaggy, Shaggy: [after noticing the fries are gone] Huh? Hey!
[Both Scooby and Cyber Scooby are scorching down the basket of fries]
Velma: [to the Scoobys] We don't have time to play around. We need to find the Scooby Snax and get outta here!
Cyber Shaggy: You guys need to relax.
Cyber Daphne: Yeah, what are you worried about?
Daphne Blake: Aren't you afraid of the Phantom Virus?
Cyber Fred: Phantom who? Never heard of him.
Daphne Blake: You're kidding!
Velma: Oh, I get it. The Virus isn't part of this game. He has no reason to be looking for our cyber doubles.
[the Phantom Virus approaches the Cyber Café]
Shaggy: You cyber guys are lucky! The Phantom Virus is creepy and has this really scary laugh.
[the Phantom Virus is heard laughing in the distance]
Shaggy: Just like that.
Phantom Virus: Come out and play!
Velma: [as she and Cyber Fred look out the window to see the Phantom Virus is actually standing outside] It's him!
Phantom Virus: Come out, come out!
Cyber Fred: Let's get outta here! The Mystery Machine is out back.
Cyber Fred, Fred: [in unison] I'll drive.

Fred: [while riding in the "classic" Mystery Machine] Wow, this is nostalgic! I miss this old van.
Cyber Fred: In Cyber World, things never get old. It's pretty cool. There's a lot to like in Cyber World. There's stores, theaters, and parks, and lots of tasty food.
Cyber Daphne: But what about all the monsters and villains?
Cyber Shaggy: We haven't seen any. They're probably guarding the Scooby Snacks.
Velma: You mean, you guys don't know where the Scooby Snacks are?
Cyber Velma: We know where they are. There's just no reason go after them, because even if we get the Scooby Snacks, we'd just go right back to the beginning of the game.
Cyber Daphne: And we like it here.
Cyber Shaggy: Until you guys showed up with that Phantom Virus, that is.
Velma: We would gladly get rid of him for you.
Cyber Daphne: If we could.
Fred: You know, if all ten of us team up, the Phantom Virus wouldn't stand a chance!
Cyber Fred: [in agreement] Yeah!
Cyber Shaggy: [after giving this some thought] Well, I guess we gonna go after the Scooby Snax eventually.
Daphne Blake: [to the cyber gang] So you'll help?
Cyber Fred: Count us in!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Wednesday Is Missing (#1.3)" (1972)
Uncle Fester: I invite you to break bread.
Shaggy: [tries the bread] Break bread? He means break your teeth on this bread, this stuff's hard as a rock.

Daphne: Something brushed against me!
Fred: That was me!
Shaggy: That's nothing, a *brush* brushed against me!
Pugsley Addams: That was Cousin It.

Shaggy: [fireworks shoot out of the Addams' house and towards them] Is it the 4th of July already, Scoob?


Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) (V)
Daphne Blake: Um... exactly how many more play by play Scooby Snack attacks do we have to endure before WWE City?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, we brought everything we had. Scooby and I need to keep our energy up so we can cheer like crazy at the main event.
Velma Dinkley: There's so many boxes, I can't event see the luggage.
Shaggy Rogers: Luggage?
Daphne Blake: [with Velma] You didn't pack the luggage?
Scooby-Doo: Uh-Oh!
Daphne Blake: Of all the food induced insane things you two have done, this absolutely takes the cake.
Scooby-Doo: [with Shaggy] Mmm... cake!
Daphne Blake: I mean it!
Shaggy Rogers: Like, what's the big deal? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway.

Mr. McMahon: Let's try to remain calm... here. We don't want to jump to any crazy conclusions.
Shaggy Rogers: [with Scooby] Mr. McMahon!
Shaggy Rogers: Like in the flesh. I can't believe I'm face to face with Vinnie Mac.
Scooby-Doo: The Boss!
Shaggy Rogers: The Higher Power!
Scooby-Doo: The Mac Attack!
Shaggy Rogers: The Mac Daddy!
Scooby-Doo: The Daddy Mac!
Mr. McMahon: Yes
[clears throat]
Mr. McMahon: . Thanks for that trip down memory lane.

Shaggy Rogers: [about AJ Lee] She's like Kane with lipstick!


Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood (1979) (TV)
Scooby Doo: I'm a wild and crazy guy!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Excu-use me!

C.J.: Sheriff Scooby-Doo?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Yeah, just imagine the possibilities!
C.J.: Oh, I am, I am...

Jesse Rotten: So, Sheriff Scooby, you say you're not afraid of me, eh?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Well, not exactly. It was more like "Ri'm rot araid of rou."


Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999) (V)
Sarah Ravencroft: [Shaggy is running alongside Scooby, who has the book, when Sarah Ravencroft soon grabs Scooby by the tail and holds him up in front of her] Give me my book, medalling hound!
[Takes the book out of his mouth]
Scooby Doo: Round? Rhere?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Scooby!
[picks up a bucket of water and runs towards her]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Let my buddy go, you creepy crone!
[Throws the water onto her, getting her dripping wet]
Sarah Ravencroft: What... was that?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You're not melting, like it worked in "The Wizard of Oz"!
Sarah Ravencroft: Fool! I shall destroy thee!
[Shaggy starts running and she drops Scooby and stretches her arm to grab Shaggy by the shoulder, who throws the bucket behind him where it lands on top of her and gets her head stuck in it]

[Scooby and Shaggy are consuming large amounts of food at the diner as the other customers gawk at them]
Jack: [amazed] I've never seen anything like this! Are you at least tasting my food?
[Shaggy and Scooby both nod at Jack]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [upon swallowing his food] Like, it's the best meal we've ever had.
Scooby Doo: [upon swallowing his food] Rericious!

[a burning tree branch falls down on the spell book and burns it]
Velma: Ben Ravencroft's last book is one the world will never buy.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, too bad. It would've been a hot fast seller.


The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) (TV)
Velma Dinkley: Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries. That's Scooby Doo...
Scooby Doo: Hello.
Velma Dinkley: ...Fred Jones and Daphne Blake.
Fred: Hey, Howya doin'?
Daphne Blake: Of course, I wanna play myself in the movie version.
Velma Dinkley: And that's Norville Rogers.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: It's Shaggy! Like nobody calls me "Norville"!
Fred: What's the matter, Norville?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Th-th-that's not on tape is it?
Daphne Blake: Something wrong, Norville?
Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Very funny!
Scooby Doo: Norville!
[Giggles]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Et tu, Scoob?

Velma Dinkley: Shaggy? what are you doing in the corner?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: I'm scared man!

Fred: Wait a minute I found a clue, foot prints, wow like this creature must have ten legs!
Velma Dinkley: No, those are our foot prints, those are our foot prints!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You mean we've gone in a big circle? Oh man this is so *beep*ed up!
Scooby Doo: Yeah not cool!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: We're toast man, like toast!


Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007) (V)
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Yikes! Now we know how it feels to be lost luggage.

Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Shaggy: And like, Shaggy too.

[last lines]
Freddy: Guys, I think I got the wrong plane.
Velma: Here we go, again.
Daphne: Oh, now where?
Shaggy: Like, step on it Scoob. Next stop, the Amazon Jungle.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Haunted Candy Factory (#2.7)" (1973)
Shaggy: [Scooby bites down on a toffee bar and screams] What's the matter, Scoob, don't you like toffee?
[finds a key in the candy wrapper]

Shaggy: [Shaggy lowers a licorice rope down a vent but Scooby puts the end in his mouth and starts eating it] Do you see the end yet, Freddy?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No, not yet.
Shaggy: [beat] How about now?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No.
Shaggy: Boy, you guys must be 10 floors down.
[sees Scooby eating the rope]
Shaggy: Give me that,
[lowers the rope]
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Now I see it, you must've just started feeding it.
Shaggy: Wrong, I just STOPPED feeding it.

Monster: You are doomed, doomed, DOOMED!
Shaggy: Wrong! We are panicked, panicked, PANICKED!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Which Witch Is Which? (#1.13)" (1969)
[first lines]
Shaggy: Some fishing trip this turned out to be. Like not even a nibble.

Shaggy: [opens a deck box] Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here!
[He sees the zombie]
Shaggy: And look what they're attached to!

Shaggy: [pops out of a sack and hands money to the zombie] Here, double ugly, go buy yourself a new face.


"Celebrity Deathmatch: Rockstarmageddon (#4.19)" (2002)
Shaggy: Me? What about Ziggy? He sings all your songs. He even looks like you!
Bob Marley: He's me son, I love Ziggy.
Shaggy: Yeah, but you go'n name him after the worst damn comic strip ever?
Bob Marley: [Kicks Shaggy] Oh, like Mr. Shaggy should be callin' people names. So, Mr. Shaggy, where is your Mystery Machine?
[Kicks Shaggy]
Bob Marley: 'Ey, Shaggy, where is Velma? Have you and Scooby-Dooby Doo solved any mysteries today?

Bob Marley: Ok, brah, once and for all... who is the best reggae star ever?
Shaggy: My music is more than just reggae!
Bob Marley: Wrong!
[Impales Shaggy on dislodged ringpost]
Bob Marley: Who is the best reggae star ever?
Shaggy: Uh... Peter Tosh?
Bob Marley: [Impales Shaggy again] Last chance, who is the-?
Shaggy: Yellowman?
[Impaled]
Shaggy: Jimmy Cliff?
[Impaled]
Shaggy: Alpha Blondy?
[Impaled]
Shaggy: Burning Spear?
[Impaled]
Shaggy: Lee 'Scratch' Perry?
[Impaled]
Shaggy: Toots and the Maytals?
[Impaled]
Shaggy: UB40?
Bob Marley: UB40? Hell no!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Horrible Herd (#2.17)" (2013)
Shaggy Rogers: So, like, I don't understand. The Planispheric Disk led us to dig up this crazy old flintlock. Does that mean this is the treasure?
Velma Dinkley: No. It might be worth a little something as an antique, but the cursed treasure of Crystal Cove is supposed to be immense beyond all imagining.
Daphne Blake: Like love.

Mayor Janet Nettles: All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
Sheriff Stone: Perhaps as a species our our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any sheriffs.
Mayor Janet Nettles: Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
Daphne Blake: I think I have it. It's all the pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet dreams.
Shaggy Rogers: I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
Scooby-Doo: Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
Daphne Blake: That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
Velma Dinkley: Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
Fred Jones: We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
Sheriff Stone: I don't know. I don't know, I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
Fred Jones: My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
Mayor Janet Nettles: I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.


Scooby-Doo! Mystery Mayhem (2004) (VG)
Velma: Uh guys you can let go now.
Shaggy: Nuh Uh! not on your life!
Velma: Oh brother

Velma: Shaggy did you see that walking plate of armor
Shaggy: See it? Like it snatched up Scooby. We gotta save him!
Earl Milton: Great! I'll catch it all on tape.
Shaggy: Yeah like if it doesn't catch us first
[laughter from audience]


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Scooby-Doo and a Mummy, Too (#1.12)" (1969)
The Mummy: Coin! Coin!
Shaggy: Zoinks! It's the creepy coin collector again!

Shaggy: [seeing him enter with something in his mouth] It's Scooby Doo with a shoe.


Scooby Doo! First Frights (2009) (VG)
Shaggy Rogers: [Velma bursts into the clubhouse] Yikes!
Velma Dinkley: Wow! A little on edge?
Shaggy Rogers: Sorry, Velma. Like, he haven't eaten since the snack after lunchtime snack.
Velma Dinkley: Shaggy, Scooby, you guys are going to love me!
[puts a newspaper article on the table]
Velma Dinkley: The Keystone Castle International Food Festival!
Shaggy Rogers: Food Festival?
Fred Jones: A castle? Sounds like it could be a fun type of vacation.
Daphne Blake: Oh, it's beautiful! Look at the amazing scenery!
Velma Dinkley: And there's even an eating competition.
Shaggy Rogers: [Scooby faints] Scoob, this is, like, no time for sleeping, man! We've gotta start clearing all the shelves!
Fred Jones: Why do that now?
Shaggy Rogers: To make room for the trophies we're totally gonna be bringing back.
Daphne Blake: I'd really love to go, but I promised we'd help my cousin Anna win her school talent contest.
Fred Jones: We'll be there, Daph.
[to Shaggy and Scooby]
Fred Jones: I've heard St. Louis High has the biggest cafeteria in the state!
Scooby-Doo: The biggest? Yum!
Shaggy Rogers: And cafeterias always have the best customers, like us!
Daphne Blake: So as much as I'd like to see the castle, can Anna count on us?
Shaggy Rogers: Totally! With Scoob and my sweet dance moves in her act, she'll get her first place trophy. Then we can go eat our way to ours.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, that witch didn't have a sense of humour, but she sure did bring down the house! Hahaha!
Scooby-Doo: Hehehehe!
Baron: You did it, kids! I may not have a castle, but a curse I can certainly do without. I can't thank you enough!
Fred Jones: We're just happy to help, Your Baronhood. It was a tricky mystery to figure out.
Velma Dinkley: Yeah, who would've thought the castle had a secret gold mine underneath it?
[to Baron]
Velma Dinkley: And your sister would want you gone, so she could have the gold all to herself!
Fred Jones: Yeah, how did your castle do that stuff with the lightning, and the magic, and the getting bigger?
Baron: I beg your pardon, but what sister? I don't have a sister.
Fred Jones: Yes you do. Lady Azarni. She lives in the castle with you.
Baron: Nobody lives in Keystone Castle but me and the servants. And I am an only child.
Fred Jones: But we saw Costington talk to her!
Daphne Blake: Actually Freddie, all you saw was Lady Azarni talk to Costington.
Velma Dinkley: [thunder rumbles, startling the group] I guess that's a mystery that will have to remain unsolved.
Shaggy Rogers: Fine with me!
Scooby-Doo: Me too!
Costington: Excuse me, sirs and madams, The Food Festival...
[coughs]
Costington: pig-out party... is served.
Shaggy Rogers: All right!
Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-
[coughs]
Scooby-Doo: -Food!
[camera pans up to show the Witch Queen flying out of the castle]


Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo (2010) (V)
Madelyn Dinkley: [upon finding O'Flannery's tomb] That must be O'Flannery's staff!
Shaggy: [about O'Flannery's skeleton] And that must be O'Flannery!

Fred: Uh, Shaggy, we have a visitor.
Shaggy: Then, like, why is nobody saying hello?
[he and Scooby turn and around to see the beautiful banshee and run behind Velma and Madelyn]
Velma Dinkley: [sarcasticly] Uh-huh. Bravest of heroes.
Daphne: So, that's the banshee? She doesn't look scary.
Fred: [dazed] Yeah, she kinda looks pretty.
[the banshee suddenly screams and morphs into a hag]


Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare (2010) (V)
Shaggy Rogers: Burt, if you have any more campfire stories, I'd appreciate it if you keep them to yourself!

Freddy Jones: Okay gang, here's the plan. An hour of canoeing, two hours of fishing, followed by a half hour of swimming!
Daphne Blake: In... there?
[cut to Little Moose Lake, which is extremely dirty and disgusting like a swamp]
Freddy Jones: Yep.
Luke: Hey, why don't we go up to Big Moose Lake? That lake is sweet.
Freddy Jones: Oh no, not Big Moose Lake. We can't go up there.
Luke: Why not?
Freddy Jones: Because Big Moose Lake is haunted.
Shaggy Rogers: [nervous] I'm out.
Velma Dinkley: Wait a minute. How can a *lake* be haunted?
Freddy Jones: Many years ago, there was a camper named Neil Fisher. The other kids picked on him all the time, so he spent most of his days swimming in Big Moose Lake. In fact, he spent so much time in the water he grew gills and fins. He became the Fishman. And he haunts Big Moose Lake to this day.
Shaggy Rogers: Is that true?
Velma Dinkley: Of course not. He just doesn't want us to go to Big Moose Lake.
Freddy Jones: Guys, we've got a perfectly good lake right here.
Daphne Blake: [sternly] We're going to Big Moose.
Freddy Jones: [defeated] We're going to Big Moose.


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: A Scooby Doo Halloween (#2.6)" (2003)
[Shaggy and Scooby put on costumes of one another]
Shaggy: [to Scooby wearing a "Shaggy" costume] Wow, like I had no idea I was so handsome.

[Shaggy and Scooby throw Fred and the girls into the Mystery Machine and drive off; Shaggy is driving, Scooby in the front passenger seat, Fred and the girls are sitting in back]
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, we weren't done with our wrap up.
Shaggy: I know. But if we don't hurry, we'll never make it in time to Velma's Aunt and Uncle's in time for Halloween.
Fred: [to himself] Wow! So this is what it's like to be in the back seat. It's cool!
Velma: Uh, Halloween is not until tomorrow night.
[as the gang is talking, the gears make a loud grinding sound, which concerns Freddy]
Shaggy: Yeah, but your aunt and uncle live in Banning Junction. It's like the place to spend the holiday! We have to get there early if we wanna beat the crowds.
Fred: Uh, speaking of driving, Shaggy. It looks like your kinda riding the clutch a bit hard there?
Shaggy: [thinking out loud] Candy, rockin' with KISS, more Candy!
[chuckles softly]
Daphne: [in shock] KISS?
Fred: [growing more concerned] You might wanna just put it in third. She's kind of a delicate piece of machinery, Shag.
Shaggy: They're playing at the big Masquerade Ball tomorrow night, and I'm gonna ask Paul Stanley to sign my forehead.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too!
[the van drives over a bump in the road]
Fred: [losing his temper; shouting, to Shaggy] YOU'RE KILLING MY MYSTERY MACHINE!
[the gang swaps seats with one another; as Freddie takes the wheel]
Fred: [to the Mystery Machine] Who's a good Mystery Machine? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
[the girls look at Fred in disgust]


Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) (VG)
Shaggy: Man, it said we're gonna pay a price!
Fred: Shaggy, what could possibly happen by pushing the doorbell again?

Shaggy: It was, like, a bunch of guys with eyeballs for heads! Pretty funny, huh?


Scooby-Doo: Classic Creep Capers (2000) (VG)
[first lines]
Shaggy: Like, that was one scary movie, Scoob! We should've picked an afternoon matinee.
Scooby-Doo: Reah!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: The Backstage Rage (#1.9)" (1969)
[first lines]
Shaggy: Say, Scooby, kind of a spooky night, huh?


"The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo: Scoobra Kadoobra (#1.2)" (1985)
Weerd: The sleeping spell can only be broken if the princess is kissed by a Great Danish Prince.
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo is a Great Dane!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Caped Crusader Caper (#1.15)" (1972)
Robin: [after accidentally dropping a cage on Shaggy and Scooby] Sorry we goofed, Shaggy.
Shaggy: That's Okay! Like, it's a pleasure to be captured by a good guy for once.


"Robot Chicken: Operation Rich in Spirit (#1.17)" (2005)
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Man, this place gives me like the heebie jeebies!
Scooby Doo: Ruh-huh!
[Shaggy opens up a cubbard door, revealing a box of Scooby Snacks]
Scooby Doo: Rooby Snack!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Yeah!
[laughs and starts munching away on Scooby Snacks]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Man... I am one sad, dog food eating hippie!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts (#1.11)" (1969)
[last lines]
Shaggy: Huh? Scooby, I always knew you were a little batty!
Scooby Doo: [laughs] Scooby Dooby Doo!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Foul Play in Funland (#1.8)" (1969)
Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think you'd rather eat pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie?
Scooby Doo: Rizza rie!


Do You Want to Catch a Villain? (2015) (V)
Shaggy Rogers: Like thanks Velma


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Hassle in the Castle (#1.3)" (1969)
Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick. Tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted!
Shaggy: Thanks a lot!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Pawn of Shadows (#1.25)" (2011)
Shaggy Rogers: [about the Mystery Machine] Like, why would Obliter - whatever her name is fake blowing it up and then hide it here?
Obliteratrix: To lure you into a trap!
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, right. That makes - zoinks!
[Obliteratrix appears before them, and brings out a crossbow out of nowhere]
Shaggy Rogers: Like, where does she keep getting these weapons? That outfit has no pockets!
Velma Dinkley: Run!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Sandy Duncan's Jekyll and Hyde (#1.7)" (1972)
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [stuck on a set with Shaggy and Scooby in one behind them] We're in the bank.
Shaggy: Great, you can bail us out, we're in jail.


Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
[on Lillard's portrayal of Shaggy]
Shaggy: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!
Matthew Lillard: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character.
Shaggy: If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'ma coming after ya!
Scooby Doo: Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack!
[Scooby growls viciously at Lillard]


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Beware the Beast from Below (#1.1)" (2010)
Sheriff Stone: [after the gang find a cocooned body] From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction- stay out of it!
Velma Dinkley: I got a stay out of it right here!
[raises fist]
Fred Jones: Let me talk to him.
Daphne Blake: [dreamily] Don't worry, Fred will make him understand!
Fred Jones: [runs back carrying body] Shaggy, start the car!
Shaggy Rogers: I thought you were gonna talk to him!
Fred Jones: He wasn't in a listening mood.


Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers (1987) (TV)
Shaggy: Let me get this straight. You guys are g-g-ghost exterminators?
Freako: That's right mac, the Boo Brothers. If they're hauntin', we're huntin'.


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: E-Scream (#3.14)" (2006)
Velma: [to Dr. Ostwald] Well, you really created a great mystery. But you don't know my friends as well as I do. First of all, Fred always wants to split up. And Daphne? She would never wear shoes that don't match! Shaggy and Scooby wouldn't volunteer to be live bait, and most importantly...
Shaggy: [in flashback] Like, Toinks!
Velma: ...Shaggy doesn't say "Toinks", he says "Zoinks"
Dr. Laslow Ostwald: Oh, it looks like I still have work to do.


Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins (2009) (TV)
Fred: So, the Bears really slaughtered those Dolphins last night, huh?
Shaggy: What? That's terrible! Who in their right mind would bring bears to the beach?


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Dynamic Scooby-Doo Affair (#1.2)" (1972)
Shaggy: Batman, what's that?
Batman: A car press. When the crane drops a car into the hole, powerful walls close in on it and pulverize it. What you're sitting on could easily have once been a four-door sedan.
Shaggy: Whoa, talk about your compact cars.


Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! (2006) (V)
Skip Jones: I take it from here hon. Sake boy, Just sake no lick.
[gives his hand out for scooby to sake but he licks his face instead]
Skip Jones: Okay, thanks.
Shaggy: [laughs] Like, he only shakes when he's scared.
[everyone laughs]


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Spooky Space Kook (#1.15)" (1969)
[first lines]
Shaggy: You sure nobody wants a sandwich?


Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire (2012) (V)
Shaggy Rogers: So I'm not going to turn into a bloodsucking weirdo?
Velma Dinkley: Bloodsucker? No. Weirdo? We're too late for that.


Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster (2010) (TV)
Shaggy: That's just my luck. I got a talking dog, and I can't understand a word he says.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Web of the Dreamweaver! (#2.4)" (2012)
[last lines]
Shaggy Rogers: [the gang walk to Fred's mansion] Like, man, I really feel for Mr. Feist's pain. Losing your C&C character is... intense.
Scooby-Doo: It's OK, Shagdolf. It's OK.
Velma Dinkley: [the gang arrive at Fred's mansion] Fred, you left the door wide open!
Daphne Blake: [the gang enter the living room, spotless] Fred, when did you hire a maid?
Fred Jones: I-I didn't.
Shaggy Rogers: Then, like, who cleaned?
Judy Reeves, Brad Chiles: We did.
Daphne Blake: Fred, is that...
Velma Dinkley: Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves?
Fred Jones: Mom? Dad?
Brad Chiles: That's right Fred.
Judy Reeves: We're your parents.
Brad Chiles: [casually] And we're back.


Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur (2011) (V)
Faith: [as Scooby and Shaggy frantically eat] Woah, guys, didn't you read the sign? Don't take more than you can eat.
Shaggy Rogers: We read it. What's the problem?
Faith: Well, you can't possibly eat all...
[Scooby and Shaggy finish eating]
Faith: never mind.
Shaggy Rogers: Seconds, Scoob?
Scooby-Doo: You bet.
Faith: So do I file for bankruptcy now, or...?


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Legend of Alice May (#1.6)" (2010)
Velma Dinkley: Do you not want to go with the prom with me? If you don't want to go, just tell me. I'll understand.
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, what a relief, because I don't...
Velma Dinkley: What? Why? I don't believe this!
[Begins to karate kick a couple of tombstones, knocking them off screen]
Velma Dinkley: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Shaggy Rogers: Velma! Stop breaking the cemetery!


Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games (2012) (V)
Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers: Forteus!
Daphne Blake: Are you sure you saw Forteus?
Velma Dinkley: [sarcastically] And not a mirror?


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: What a Night for a Knight (#1.1)" (1969)
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Help, get me out of this pot!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Man in the Mirror (#2.21)" (2013)
Fred Jones: You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
Professor Pericles: On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks!
Daphne Blake: [two Kriegstaffebots grab Daphne] Freddie!
Fred Jones: Fine. You win. Take it.
Professor Pericles: Excellent.
[takes the Planispheric Disk]
Professor Pericles: Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
[Kriegstaffebots toss Daphne into Fred]


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Secret Serum (#1.11)" (2010)
Velma Dinkley: [sarcastically] How are you doing, hero?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, I've been better.
[long silence]
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, you don't actually care, do you?
Velma Dinkley: [groans]


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Scooby Doo Meets Laurel and Hardy (#1.10)" (1972)
Freddie: [sees Laurel and Hardy's car stuck in a dead tree] Do you suppose they had an accident?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, anyone who could do that on purpose is some kind of driver!


"A Pup Named Scooby-Doo: A Bicycle Built for Boo! (#1.1)" (1988)
Shaggy: [opening lines] Like, this is the city, Coolsville, USA. Every day at dawn, The Daily Babbler newspaper truck pulls up tp my house. And Mr. Conrad tosses out a big pile of newspapers. You see, I have a paper route to deliver, so I always wake up early. Well, almost always. And whenever I oversleep, I get woken up by my own personal alarm clock: A Pup Named Scooby-Doo!


Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster (2004) (V)
Fred: Well gang, welcome to - Drumna... Drummy - Drumno... Dramunoono...
Scooby-Doo: Drumnadrochit!
Shaggy: Gesundheit!