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: Do you know what we do up here? Fred Flintstone
: Well, me and the guys have always wondered. Cliff Vandercave
: We interface, Flintstone. We conceptualize, tenderize, prioritize. Fred Flintstone
: When do we eat?
: I want you to fire Bernard Rubble. Fred Flintstone
: Done! Wait, fire Barney, why? Cliff Vandercave
: Well, he scored the lowest on the company aptitude test. He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll. Fred Flintstone
: But Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage, I'm his best friend, I can't. Cliff Vandercave
: Look, Fred, if you don't fire him, I will, and then I'll fire you.
: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
: This is my office? This is my chair? Cliff Vandercave
: Yeah, not to throw too much at you on your first day, but this big thing here is your desk. Fred Flintstone
: My desk?
: Look at those pathetic worms burrowing their lives away. Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone? Sharon Stone
: Because you lied on your résumé? Cliff Vandercave
: No. Because I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company. Sharon Stone
: I'm glad we see eye to eye. Cliff Vandercave
: And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge who will make all my schemes come true.
: I'm worried, Cliff, I think Mr. Flintstone is smarter than we thought. Cliff Vandercave
: Ha. He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.
: Gentlemen, please, I can't endorse this modernization if it means laying off all those workers. Some of them have been here since the beginning of time. Cliff Vandercave
: What if I could quadruple your income? Mr. Slate
: I'll miss them. You were saying?
: Through the miracle of geothermal power, the raw material is elevated to the second stage where our steam-powered conveyor belts carry... Executive in Boardroom
: Steam? He's a mad man! Cliff Vandercave
: *Steam*-powered conveyor belts, carry the product...
: And in the words of my beloved mother: I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.