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: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals. Fred Flintstone
: Oh, really? Well, for your information, the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals. Pearl Slaghoople
: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river. Fred Flintstone
: I've got half a mind...! Pearl Slaghoople
: Oh, don't flatter yourself!
: Oh, you poor, poor dear. You could have married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
[gives Fred a nasty glare
] Pearl Slaghoople
: Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse!
[as Fred and Pearl argue
] Wilma Flintstone
: You two should be ashamed of yourselves! Pearl Slaghoople
: I got my hands full just being ashamed of him. Fred Flintstone
: You got your hands full when you scratch your neck!
: Oh, boy, how terrible can you get food? Pearl Slaghoople
: What's the matter sonny, don't you like the breakfast I cooked for ya? Fred Flintstone
: I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway? Pearl Slaghoople
: [gets in his face
] Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered. Fred Flintstone
: Then let the doctor eat it!