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Velma Dinkley (Character)
from "Scooby Doo, Where Are You!" (1969)

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Scooby-Doo (2002)
Velma: Let's get jinky with it.

Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit!
Shaggy: NO!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

[From trailer]
Velma: Scooby doo. Your name means scooby poop.

Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy.
[shouts to Voodoo Maestro]
Daphne: Hey you! What are you doin'?
Velma: Yes, that is masterful.

Velma: I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models.
Fred: Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
[Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face]
Velma: My glasses. Where's my glasses?
Daphne: Who's helpless now?

Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

Velma: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?

Velma: [to a monster] You could use a little sunlight.

Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
[laughs]

Velma's Friend: [about Scrappy] "Puppy power", huh?
Velma: [laughing] And he wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland disorder.

Fred: [in Daphne's body] Hey! I can look at myself naked!
Velma: Oh brother.

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Daphne: You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
Mondavarious: Well done.


Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) (V)
Velma Dinkley: [trying to find Shaggy and Scooby] I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: [frowning] Bad idea!

Velma Dinkley: Solving mysteries was a lot more fun than selling them.

Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.

Velma Dinkley: [the Mystery Gang seem cornered by Simone, Lena and Jacques, but they suddenly start to shriek in pain and disintegrate, Velma looks to the moon dial and sees the shadow is past the midnight alignment] Looks like your nine lives are up!
[seconds later, they have totally disintegrated into piles of dust, then the zombies approach the gang, then disintegrate to skeletons as the restless spirits leave the bodies]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! Like, what's happening to them?
Velma Dinkley: Their spirits have been avenged, Shaggy. So they can finally rest in peace.
[the spirits go up out of the room and into the spirit world]
Confederate Soldier Ghost: [Appears before them and salutes] Thank you all!
[fades away]

Velma Dinkley: [Lena leads the Mystery Gang to a mysterious room at the end of an underground passage] Looks like a place for voodoo rituals. But why don't we just ask Lena?
Fred Jones: Lena? What are you talking about?
Velma Dinkley: Her story about Simone being dragged by zombies wasn't true! I saw the footprints of Simone's heels. She wasn't dragged. She walked down that tunnel!
Simone Lenoir: [turns a crank to open the roof where moonlight shines in and enters with a sinister look] Very clever, Velma, but it's too late!

Velma Dinkley: [Reads text carved into the back of a mirror where Shaggy and Scooby saw a Confederate soldier ghost come out of] "Property of Colonel Jackson T. Pettigrew, 8th Louisiana." That sounds like a Civil War regiment.
Simone Lenoir: There were Confederate barracks on this island.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, ghost pirates, ghost soldiers, what could be next?

Velma Dinkley: If you're as old as you say you are, then I bet you know where Morgan Moonscar's treasure is.
Simone Lenoir: Morgan Moonscar! He was the cause of all of this!


Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

Patrick: Velma, let go of the grate!
Velma: So I can fall to my death?
Patrick: So I can pull you up! You gotta trust me!
Velma: No! I only trust the facts and all the facts say that you're the evil masked figure!
Patrick: What does your heart say?
Velma: I don't know, it's beating too loud for me to hear!
Patrick: Look deeper, you gotta trust me!
[pulls her up]

Daphne: Where is it?
Velma: [mumbling] I gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.
Fred: Ha, that's funny. It sounded like you said you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.

[Daphne has made Velma look sexy in preparation for Patrick coming over]
Velma: Who's your mommy...
Patrick: Who's my... my mommy?

[Velma is wearing an orange-leather catsuit and trying to walk in a sexy manner]
Patrick: Uh, Velma? Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Velma: No, I can't in this outfit.

Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.
Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.
Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Night of Fright Is No Delight (#1.16)" (1970)
Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a phantom shadow.
Shaggy: Like, all that's missing is a spooky organ.
[an organ begins to play]
Velma Dinkley: It's not missing anymore!

Velma: I told you I'd save you.
Shaggy: Great, but next time please don't do me any favors.

Velma: That's funny. If he's a phantom shadow, how come he leaves footprints?
Shaggy: Dirty feet?

[reading the message on the mirror]
Velma: It says, "The first is gone, the rest will go, unless you leave the island and ROW! ROW! ROW!" Signed the Phantom Shadow.

[last lines]
Shaggy: Zoinks! A floating haunted bone!
Scooby Doo: Bone?
Velma: I guess haunted bones are one thing Scooby's not scared of.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Doo!


Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999) (V)
Velma: [convincing Thorn] You still have Wiccan blood, which means only you can read the spell that will send Sarah Ravencroft back to where she came from.

[after retrieving Sarah Ravencroft's spell book]
Daphne: Why go through this elaborate scheme? Why not just ask us to find the book?
Velma: I know why. Because if we knew what that book was, we would never have helped him!
Ben Ravencroft: But even you can imagine the real power of this book. No mere mortal can.
Fred Jones: You've reading too many of your own horror stories, Ravencroft!
Ben Ravencroft: A typical mortal response, but I am descended form a superior breed. I shall unlock the power of the imprisoned Sarah Ravencroft! Together, we shall reign supreme!

[a burning tree branch falls down on the spell book and burns it]
Velma: Ben Ravencroft's last book is one the world will never buy.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, too bad. It would've been a hot fast seller.

Velma: [after Scooby-Doo found Sarah Ravencroft's journal] Ben, that doesn't look like a journal at all.
Ben Ravencroft: [in a sinister voice] Because it isn't, Velma. It's a spell book! You see, Sarah wasn't a Wiccan, she was indeed a witch! And since Sarah's blood runs through my veins, I guess that makes me a warlock! The Wiccans imprisoned Sarah in her own spell book, and you helped me find it.

Velma: You won't get away with this, Ben Ravencroft!
Ben Ravencroft: Why? Because of you meddling kids?
Fred Jones: [frowning] Hey, we're not kids!


The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) (TV)
Daphne Blake: I need a break. My feet hurt.
Velma Dinkley: Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?
Daphne Blake: At least I *try* to look feminine!

Velma Dinkley: Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries. That's Scooby Doo...
Scooby Doo: Hello.
Velma Dinkley: ...Fred Jones and Daphne Blake.
Fred: Hey, Howya doin'?
Daphne Blake: Of course, I wanna play myself in the movie version.
Velma Dinkley: And that's Norville Rogers.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: It's Shaggy! Like nobody calls me "Norville"!
Fred: What's the matter, Norville?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Th-th-that's not on tape is it?
Daphne Blake: Something wrong, Norville?
Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Very funny!
Scooby Doo: Norville!
[Giggles]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Et tu, Scoob?

Velma Dinkley: Shaggy? what are you doing in the corner?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: I'm scared man!

Velma Dinkley: Okay now we're trying to put the tent up before it gets too dark, so I'm going to keep rolling in case that spook appears
[shows a tent being put up]
Velma Dinkley: we got to make sure we put the tent tarp on
[shows a hammer pounding in the tent spikes]
Velma Dinkley: now we're putting the stakes up to hold the tent
Fred: Will you please put the camera down Velma? It might be easier without it
Velma Dinkley: Well I don't want to miss anything!
Daphne Blake, Fred: Shut the *beep* up!

Fred: Wait a minute I found a clue, foot prints, wow like this creature must have ten legs!
Velma Dinkley: No, those are our foot prints, those are our foot prints!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You mean we've gone in a big circle? Oh man this is so *beep*ed up!
Scooby Doo: Yeah not cool!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: We're toast man, like toast!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Secret of Shark Island (#1.8)" (1972)
Sonny Bono: Doggone, we were traveling incognito. How'd you recognize us with my sunglasses on?
Velma: Easy. We just read the monogram on your door: 'Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono'.

Sonny Bono: This brochure says that the gulls and the pelicans around here are so tame, you can feed them, and they'll eat off your hand.
Velma: Those birds'll eat off your hand all right, they're vultures!

Daphne: What's that?
Milo Meekly: What?
Daphne: That unearthly moaning.
Velma: G-sharp I believe.

Velma: That's the first seaweed that ever clanged...
Freddy: Right. It looks and sounds like gold.


Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico (2003) (V)
Doña Dolores: Diego Fuente used to do business with my late husband. I don't trust him, never did. He is a... how you say in America?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Crook?
Daphne Blake: Liar?
Velma Dinkley: Con man?
Doña Dolores: [waits a beat] Jerk!

Daphne Blake: Okay, Fred, how do you say "hopelessly lost" in Spanish?
Velma Dinkley: It looks like the woods get thicker up ahead.
Daphne Blake: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: We might.
Velma Dinkley: Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.
Daphne Blake: Coyotes?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: And jaguars?
Velma Dinkley: And boars.
Daphne Blake: Oh, my!

Velma's computer: Jinkies! You have mail.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after reading Valejo's email] Sound's great! And I can practice my Spanish!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after forwarding the message to Daphne] I thought I'd catch you at your computer. So what do you think?
Daphne Blake: [after reading the message and agreeing with Fred] Of course, I'd love to go to Mexico, yes! I mean-Sí! Let's ask Velma.
Velma Dinkley: [doing a search on her computer and receives the message] Mexico? The art, the museums, the pyramids. I'm there!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [to both girls] Great! Let's check with the guys.
[Scooby and Shaggy eating a microwave pizza]
Shaggy: [after waiting impatiently for Scooby at his computer] Mexico? Tomorrow?
[chuckles softly]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Like, what do we got tomorrow, Scoob? Let's see.
Shaggy: [pulls out a palm pilot and reads what's onscreen] Daydreaming at 10:00, napping, snoozing, relaxing. Sorry guys, looks like I'm booked.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, rooked!
[both Shaggy and Scooby laugh]
Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] Do you realize we'll be there for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?
[Shaggy and Scooby stop laughing, only to be shocked by Velma's news]
Shaggy: [to Velma] Like, what's that?
Velma Dinkley: A holiday in which families gather at the cemetery to celebrate their ancestors who are allowed to come back to Earth for two days.
Shaggy: [frightened by Velma's description] Cemetary? Sounds scary!
[Scooby runs into a wardrobe hiding]
Velma Dinkley: [calming Shaggy down] Not at all. Just a bunch of kids in costumes. Lots of skeleton shaped cookies and candy.
[Scooby walks around in the wardrobe]
Daphne Blake: Basically, it's non-stop eating.
Shaggy: [Scooby pops out of the dresser, excited]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Sounds like Halloween!
Velma Dinkley: Exactly!
Daphne Blake: So, what do you say?
Shaggy: Can't talk now, guys. Like, Scoob and I gotta pack!


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Simple Plan and the Invisible Madman (#2.9)" (2004)
Velma: [the gang and the band are outside the diner, after the Invisible Madman attacks and ruins the band's rehearsal] Even though I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation, that was way scary!
Fred: At least, we're all safe!
Chuck Comeau: [notices Jeff missing] Well, not everyone. Where's Jeff?
Pierre Bouvier: [looks at Chuck, worried] You don't think he was...?
Shaggy: [Shaggy is scared and worried] Kidnapped by the Invisible Madman?
Pierre Bouvier: I was gonna say, "trying to get out of practice", but that's much worse.
Fred: [looks at Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby and thinks of a plot] OK, gang,
[not noticing the band is behind them]
Fred: and uh... band, I've got a plan! Let's split up and look for clues.
Velma: [Velma notices weird footprints leading to the forest] There are footprints here leading out into the forest.
Daphne: Does an invisible man leave footprints?
Fred: Well, there's only one way to find out!
[points out at the girls, Chuck and Pierre]
Fred: Velma, Daphne, Chuck, Pierre and I will follow those tracks.
[points to Shaggy, Scooby, Seb and David]
Fred: Shaggy, you, Scooby, David and Seb take a look around town, and see if you can find any trace of Jeff!
Sebastien Lefebvre: [looking at David] Sounds good!
Velma: [is worried] And complicated.
Sebastien Lefebvre: [talking about Scooby] I'm not worried, since we have that big, strong dog on our team.
[Scooby looks at Seb proudly]
David Desrosiers: [also talking about Scooby] Yeah, I bet nothing frightens him!
[Fred, Daphne and Velma giggle to themselves]
David Desrosiers: [looks at them laughing] What?
Velma, Fred, Daphne: [at different times] Oh, nothing.

Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: [Fred, Seb, Pierre, Chuck, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy are buried in the snow, trying to shake the snow off them. Scooby gets snow in his fur, and shakes the snow off, but gets snow on them] No, Scooby, stop, Scoob!
Scooby-Doo: [giggles] Sorry!
Fred: Is everyone OK?
Shaggy: [Shaggy sees Chuck and Seb dangling from the cliff] Something tells me *they're* not!
Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: Help! Help! Pierre, help me! Help!
Pierre Bouvier: [sees the boys get kidnapped] Oh, no! Chuck and Seb! But that means... I'm the only one left!
Daphne: Well, have you ever thought about a solo career?
[Pierre glances at Daphne, angry]
Daphne: Heh, just asking.

Eve De Lafeye: [Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Pierre go to Eve's cabin, and knock on the door, Eve answers the door] So, couldn't stay away from my yummy designs, could you?
Velma: Actually, we were wondering about your whereabouts for the past two hours. When we were attacked by the Invisible Madman?
Eve De Lafeye: What? I don't know anything about a...
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a sample of clear cloth] And what would *this* be?
Eve De Lafeye: [Eve gasps, horrified] That's nothing!
Shaggy: [Daphne tosses the cloth to Shaggy, who catches it. He looks at his reflection through the cloth] Hey! I can see myself! Check it out!
[Pierre yelps when he gets grabbed from his coat and shirt collar, and then dangles from the air]
Shaggy: ... or not!
Daphne: [notices Pierre dangling from the air] The Invisible Madman has Pierre!
Velma: But that's impossible! Eve was supposed to be the Invisible...
[the lights turn off suddenly]
Pierre Bouvier: [from the darkness] Hey, let me go!
Daphne: [from the dark] Hey, what happened to the lights?
Shaggy: [the lights switch back on, and Pierre disappears. Shaggy gulps] He's gone!

Velma: [Pierre, Fred, Chuck, Daphne and Velma are walking through the snow, under the suspicion that Gibby is the Invisible Madman] I'm telling you, the Invisible Madman *has* to be Gibby!
[remembering the time they solved the "worm monster" case in Mexico]
Velma: I mean, he did create that whole Worm Monster! In Baja?
Pierre Bouvier: [Pierre is confused] "Worm monster?"
Chuck Comeau: Does this stuff happen to you guys a lot?
Velma: [at the same time] Too often.
Daphne: [same time as Velma] Once in a while.


Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) (V)
[the Mystery Gang meet their cyber doubles]
Shaggy, Cyber Shaggy: Zoinks!
Shaggy: You're me!
Cyber Shaggy: And, like, you're me!
Velma: You're the characters in Eric's video game.
Cyber Velma: And you're from the real world!
Velma, Cyber Velma: Jinkies!
Daphne Blake: [after looking at Cyber Daphne's wardrobe] Did I really wear that years ago?
Cyber Daphne: [after looking at the "real" Daphne's wardrobe] That jacket with that skirt?
Daphne Blake, Cyber Daphne: Hmm...
Fred: [complimenting Cyber Fred's wardrobe] Nice ascot.
Cyber Fred: [chuckles] Works for me.

[Scooby and Shaggy see tomatoes growing in the lab and attempt to them]
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby-Doo: Wow!
Bill McLemore: You don't wanna eat those.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
Bill McLemore: Because they were grown in radioactive soil.
Shaggy: [alarmed] Zoinks!
[Scooby and Shaggy try cleaning the soil off their hands using Shaggy's shirt as a cleanser]
Bill McLemore: Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLamore.
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, Daphne Blake: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Velma: Thanks for keeping Shaggy and Scooby from glowing in the dark.
Eric Staufer: We'll go to dinner after the tour.
Shaggy: But first, can you show us your new video game? Scoob and I have been dying to play it!
Professor Robert Kaufman: No one's playing the game until we get rid of our problem.
Eric Staufer: Professor Kauffman, I'd like you to meet the Mystery Gang I based my game on.
[the Mystery Gang introduces themselves to Kauffman]
Professor Robert Kaufman: Ah, the famous Mystery, Inc.
Shaggy: And that's Scooby-Doo.
[Scooby looks through oddly shaped beakers at his own reflection laughing at them]

Velma: [about the cyber Mystery Gang's wardrobe] I guess it's been a while since we've seen Eric. He hasn't seen our fashion changes.
Daphne Blake: [to Cyber Daphne] We'll go shopping later.
Cyber Shaggy: [carrying a mountain of french fries in a basket to the table] Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?
Shaggy: Man, I thought you'd never ask!
[the Scoobys create a diversion to swipe the basket away from the two Shaggys]
Shaggy: [throws a French fry to Scooby] Here you go, pal.
Scooby-Doo: Rhanks a rot!
Cyber Shaggy, Shaggy: [after noticing the fries are gone] Huh? Hey!
[Both Scooby and Cyber Scooby are scorching down the basket of fries]
Velma: [to the Scoobys] We don't have time to play around. We need to find the Scooby Snax and get outta here!
Cyber Shaggy: You guys need to relax.
Cyber Daphne: Yeah, what are you worried about?
Daphne Blake: Aren't you afraid of the Phantom Virus?
Cyber Fred: Phantom who? Never heard of him.
Daphne Blake: You're kidding!
Velma: Oh, I get it. The Virus isn't part of this game. He has no reason to be looking for our cyber doubles.
[the Phantom Virus approaches the Cyber Café]
Shaggy: You cyber guys are lucky! The Phantom Virus is creepy and has this really scary laugh.
[the Phantom Virus is heard laughing in the distance]
Shaggy: Just like that.
Phantom Virus: Come out and play!
Velma: [as she and Cyber Fred look out the window to see the Phantom Virus is actually standing outside] It's him!
Phantom Virus: Come out, come out!
Cyber Fred: Let's get outta here! The Mystery Machine is out back.
Cyber Fred, Fred: [in unison] I'll drive.

Fred: [while riding in the "classic" Mystery Machine] Wow, this is nostalgic! I miss this old van.
Cyber Fred: In Cyber World, things never get old. It's pretty cool. There's a lot to like in Cyber World. There's stores, theaters, and parks, and lots of tasty food.
Cyber Daphne: But what about all the monsters and villains?
Cyber Shaggy: We haven't seen any. They're probably guarding the Scooby Snacks.
Velma: You mean, you guys don't know where the Scooby Snacks are?
Cyber Velma: We know where they are. There's just no reason go after them, because even if we get the Scooby Snacks, we'd just go right back to the beginning of the game.
Cyber Daphne: And we like it here.
Cyber Shaggy: Until you guys showed up with that Phantom Virus, that is.
Velma: We would gladly get rid of him for you.
Cyber Daphne: If we could.
Fred: You know, if all ten of us team up, the Phantom Virus wouldn't stand a chance!
Cyber Fred: [in agreement] Yeah!
Cyber Shaggy: [after giving this some thought] Well, I guess we gonna go after the Scooby Snax eventually.
Daphne Blake: [to the cyber gang] So you'll help?
Cyber Fred: Count us in!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Horrible Herd (#2.17)" (2013)
Shaggy Rogers: So, like, I don't understand. The Planispheric Disk led us to dig up this crazy old flintlock. Does that mean this is the treasure?
Velma Dinkley: No. It might be worth a little something as an antique, but the cursed treasure of Crystal Cove is supposed to be immense beyond all imagining.
Daphne Blake: Like love.

Mayor Janet Nettles: All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
Sheriff Stone: Perhaps as a species our our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any sheriffs.
Mayor Janet Nettles: Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
Daphne Blake: I think I have it. It's all the pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet cheese.
Shaggy Rogers: I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
Scooby-Doo: Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
Daphne Blake: That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
Velma Dinkley: Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
Fred Jones: We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
Sheriff Stone: I don't know. I don't know, I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
Fred Jones: My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
Mayor Janet Nettles: I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.

Mayor Janet Nettles: [after luring the skull cattle into the ocean] You did it, kids! You saved the town!
Daphne Blake: I feel a little sorry for those skull cattle. It's not their fault they're horrible genetically engineered mutants.
Fred Jones: Look!
[the skull cattle surface in the water]
Fred Jones: Those things are part fish, rememner? They can swim.
Velma Dinkley: Whoa. What have we done?
Shaggy Rogers: You mean, like, other than release unnatural super predators into the ecosystem?
Sheriff Stone: It's best to just walk away from this one, kids. Just walk... away.
[everyone slowly backs away]


"The Simpsons: Kill the Alligator and Run (#11.19)" (2000)
Velma: You took the signs out of the window? That's pretty presumptuous. How do you know I'm going to hire you?
Bart Simpson: Sorry, I just want to be a broom-boy so bad.
Velma: I like your attitude. You're hired.
[to Lisa]
Velma: How about you, missy? You wanna be a mop girl?
Lisa: Not really no.
Velma: I like your honesty. You're hired.
[to Marge and Homer]
Velma: And you two haven't said a word. I like that. you're hired.

Marge Simpson: Oh, it's so cozy.
Velma: You're insincere. I like that.

Velma: Hey! You're stealing my trailer! I like that.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Secret Serum (#1.11)" (2010)
Daphne Blake: Velma, here's the only thing you ever need to know about boys. They are stupid. If you give a boy two choices, a smart one and a stupid one, he will always make the stupid one every time. That's why you never give them a choice.
Velma Dinkley: That's depressing.
Daphne Blake: Yes, it is.

Daphne Blake: Ew! Smells like that stuff you put on plants to help them grow!
Velma Dinkley: You mean poo?
Daphne Blake: Yeah, that's exactly what it smells like.

Velma Dinkley: [sarcastically] How are you doing, hero?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, I've been better.
[long silence]
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, you don't actually care, do you?
Velma Dinkley: [groans]


"Johnny Bravo: The Sensitive Male/Bravo Dooby Doo (#1.3)" (1997)
[Both Johnny and Velma's glasses have been knocked off]
Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

[Johnny is trying to pick up Daphne and for a moment looks at Velma]
Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?

Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?
Velma: Sure, we all do!


Aloha, Scooby-Doo! (2005) (V)
Manu Tuiama: I really appreciate all you're doing to help me find Snookie, especially given the danger.
Fred Jones: Danger is my middle name.
Velma Dinkley: I thought it was Herman.

Shaggy: This jungle-trekking is sure making me hungry.
Velma Dinkley: Everything makes you hungry.
Shaggy: Wow. You know, now that I think of it, you're right. And that reminds me, I'm starving.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Dead Justice (#1.24)" (2011)
Sheriff Stone: What could be so important to lure Crystal Cove's most famous lawman back from the great beyond?
Velma Dinkley: Oh I don't know... maybe he's actually here to try and solve some crimes.

Dead Justice: Heigh-ho, Greg!
Velma Dinkley: His horse's name is Greg?


Scooby-Doo! Mystery Mayhem (2004) (VG)
Velma: Uh guys you can let go now.
Shaggy: Nuh Uh! not on your life!
Velma: Oh brother

Velma: Shaggy did you see that walking plate of armor
Shaggy: See it? Like it snatched up Scooby. We gotta save him!
Earl Milton: Great! I'll catch it all on tape.
Shaggy: Yeah like if it doesn't catch us first
[laughter from audience]


Night of the Living Doo (2001) (TV)
Velma: Wow. Sonny and Cher... the Harlem Globetrotters... Henry Kissinger! You had quite a parade of stars here for a short period of time during the early-to-mid-1970s.

Daphne: I can't wait to get out of these clothes and into my jammies.
Velma: Yeah. Me, too.
Daphne: But wait... we don't have any jammies!


Do You Want to Catch a Villain? (2015) (V)
Velma Dinkley: Jinkies! Lets solve a Crime!

Velma Dinkley: Okay! Bye!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Beware the Beast from Below (#1.1)" (2010)
Sheriff Stone: [after the gang find a cocooned body] From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction- stay out of it!
Velma Dinkley: I got a stay out of it right here!
[raises fist]
Fred Jones: Let me talk to him.
Daphne Blake: [dreamily] Don't worry, Fred will make him understand!
Fred Jones: [runs back carrying body] Shaggy, start the car!
Shaggy Rogers: I thought you were gonna talk to him!
Fred Jones: He wasn't in a listening mood.

Sheriff Stone: Just cork it. You see this badge? Know why it's here?
Velma Dinkley: [sarcastically] It came with the shirt?


Scooby Doo! First Frights (2009) (VG)
Shaggy Rogers: [Velma bursts into the clubhouse] Yikes!
Velma Dinkley: Wow! A little on edge?
Shaggy Rogers: Sorry, Velma. Like, he haven't eaten since the snack after lunchtime snack.
Velma Dinkley: Shaggy, Scooby, you guys are going to love me!
[puts a newspaper article on the table]
Velma Dinkley: The Keystone Castle International Food Festival!
Shaggy Rogers: Food Festival?
Fred Jones: A castle? Sounds like it could be a fun type of vacation.
Daphne Blake: Oh, it's beautiful! Look at the amazing scenery!
Velma Dinkley: And there's even an eating competition.
Shaggy Rogers: [Scooby faints] Scoob, this is, like, no time for sleeping, man! We've gotta start clearing all the shelves!
Fred Jones: Why do that now?
Shaggy Rogers: To make room for the trophies we're totally gonna be bringing back.
Daphne Blake: I'd really love to go, but I promised we'd help my cousin Anna win her school talent contest.
Fred Jones: We'll be there, Daph.
[to Shaggy and Scooby]
Fred Jones: I've heard St. Louis High has the biggest cafeteria in the state!
Scooby-Doo: The biggest? Yum!
Shaggy Rogers: And cafeterias always have the best customers, like us!
Daphne Blake: So as much as I'd like to see the castle, can Anna count on us?
Shaggy Rogers: Totally! With Scoob and my sweet dance moves in her act, she'll get her first place trophy. Then we can go eat our way to ours.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, that witch didn't have a sense of humour, but she sure did bring down the house! Hahaha!
Scooby-Doo: Hehehehe!
Baron: You did it, kids! I may not have a castle, but a curse I can certainly do without. I can't thank you enough!
Fred Jones: We're just happy to help, Your Baronhood. It was a tricky mystery to figure out.
Velma Dinkley: Yeah, who would've thought the castle had a secret gold mine underneath it?
[to Baron]
Velma Dinkley: And your sister would want you gone, so she could have the gold all to herself!
Fred Jones: Yeah, how did your castle do that stuff with the lightning, and the magic, and the getting bigger?
Baron: I beg your pardon, but what sister? I don't have a sister.
Fred Jones: Yes you do. Lady Azarni. She lives in the castle with you.
Baron: Nobody lives in Keystone Castle but me and the servants. And I am an only child.
Fred Jones: But we saw Costington talk to her!
Daphne Blake: Actually Freddie, all you saw was Lady Azarni talk to Costington.
Velma Dinkley: [thunder rumbles, startling the group] I guess that's a mystery that will have to remain unsolved.
Shaggy Rogers: Fine with me!
Scooby-Doo: Me too!
Costington: Excuse me, sirs and madams, The Food Festival...
[coughs]
Costington: pig-out party... is served.
Shaggy Rogers: All right!
Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-
[coughs]
Scooby-Doo: -Food!
[camera pans up to show the Witch Queen flying out of the castle]


Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur (2011) (V)
Mr. Hubley: [meets the gang] Well, if it isn't Frank, Danny, Veronica and Slappy.
Velma Dinkley: It isn't.

Fred Jones: [about Mr. Hubley being a suspect] What do you think, Velma?
Velma Dinkley: [dreamily] I think Winsor's eyes are the colour of sea-foam by moonlight.
Daphne Blake: Okay. Somebody's going to be zero help tonight.
Fred Jones: Go easy on her, Daph. Haven't you ever had a crush on anyone?
Daphne Blake: [annoyed] Me? No. Why would be you ask?
[storms to the Mystery Machine]
Fred Jones: Well, it's just I...
Daphne Blake: [annoyed] Why is everyone walking so slow?


Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games (2012) (V)
Steve Looker: I just started reading the unabridged history of books. It's long, but like I said, there's a lot of down time in pole vaulting.
Velma Dinkley: You're a book nerd just like me!
Daphne Blake: [flirtatiously] So, is your girlfriend a big reader too, or are you single?
Freddie Jones: [lying] You know, I'm a pole vaulter myself.
Velma Dinkley: [dryly] You are?
Freddie Jones: Sure. Just for fun.
Steve Looker: A fellow vaulter! If you vault anything like Shaggy runs, I'm in trouble. Hey, why don't come vault with me?
Freddie Jones: Oh, no, no, it's been years.
Velma Dinkley: [dryly] At least.

Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers: Forteus!
Daphne Blake: Are you sure you saw Forteus?
Velma Dinkley: [sarcastically] And not a mirror?


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Bedlam in the Big Top (#1.10)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: [applauding Scooby and Shaggy] What an act! It's great!
Fred: What a pair of hams! They're a riot!

Velma: It's Daphne... on a unicycle!
Shaggy: She can't even ride a *bi*-cycle!


Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare (2010) (V)
Daphne Blake: [excited] Somebody likes you!
Velma Dinkley: Shut up!

Freddy Jones: Okay gang, here's the plan. An hour of canoeing, two hours of fishing, followed by a half hour of swimming!
Daphne Blake: In... there?
[cut to Little Moose Lake, which is extremely dirty and disgusting like a swamp]
Freddy Jones: Yep.
Luke: Hey, why don't we go up to Big Moose Lake? That lake is sweet.
Freddy Jones: Oh no, not Big Moose Lake. We can't go up there.
Luke: Why not?
Freddy Jones: Because Big Moose Lake is haunted.
Shaggy Rogers: [nervous] I'm out.
Velma Dinkley: Wait a minute. How can a *lake* be haunted?
Freddy Jones: Many years ago, there was a camper named Neil Fisher. The other kids picked on him all the time, so he spent most of his days swimming in Big Moose Lake. In fact, he spent so much time in the water he grew gills and fins. He became the Fishman. And he haunts Big Moose Lake to this day.
Shaggy Rogers: Is that true?
Velma Dinkley: Of course not. He just doesn't want us to go to Big Moose Lake.
Freddy Jones: Guys, we've got a perfectly good lake right here.
Daphne Blake: [sternly] We're going to Big Moose.
Freddy Jones: [defeated] We're going to Big Moose.


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Wednesday Is Missing (#1.3)" (1972)
Velma: [in Fester's lab] Uh oh, I just remembered something. Remember what Uncle Fester made in his lab?
Fred: Yeah, fireworks, so?
[looks at the candle he's holding]
Fred: You don't mean...
Velma: Yep, Roman Candles.
[it explodes]
Daphne: Sparks are landing on the other fireworks!
Fred: Girls, it's time to get out of here!


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Ready to Scare (#3.5)" (2005)
[Fred is looking through a telescope]
Fred: [to the girls] I can look through the telescope with these little quarter thingies.
Velma: [sarcastically] They're francs.
Fred: [confused] I thought they were mine.


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: The Backstage Rage (#1.9)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: Like I said before, what a ham!
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Caped Crusader Caper (#1.15)" (1972)
Velma: Professor, lock the lab door after we've gone.
Professor Flakey: Oh yes, I'll lab the lock door. Oh dear oh dear, I hope the bil-mo-bat gets here soon with the dunamic dyo.


Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) (V)
Daphne Blake: Um... exactly how many more play by play Scooby Snack attacks do we have to endure before WWE City?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, we brought everything we had. Scooby and I need to keep our energy up so we can cheer like crazy at the main event.
Velma Dinkley: There's so many boxes, I can't event see the luggage.
Shaggy Rogers: Luggage?
Daphne Blake: [with Velma] You didn't pack the luggage?
Scooby-Doo: Uh-Oh!
Daphne Blake: Of all the food induced insane things you two have done, this absolutely takes the cake.
Scooby-Doo: [with Shaggy] Mmm... cake!
Daphne Blake: I mean it!
Shaggy Rogers: Like, what's the big deal? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway.


"Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law: Shaggy Busted (#1.3)" (2002)
Velma Dinkley: [regarding Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] I know the way it looks, Mr. Birdman, but that's just the way they are.
Daphne: Yeah. they always act that way.
Peanut: [ogling Daphne] Oooo. Sprechen Sie sexy...
Harvey Birdman: So you mean to tell me they weren't...
Guard: [walking through scene] Hi.
Fred Jones: Nope. They're just stupid.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Dark Night of the Hunters (#2.23)" (2013)
[last lines]
Angie Dinkley: Dear, is something wrong?
Velma Dinkley: Well, it's just that, everything that's been happening lately, I've always thought I could count on logic; deductive reasoning, facts. But all that's gone. I never believed in the supernatural like you did, and...
Angie Dinkley: Oh sweetie, you were never wrong. Believe in yourself. Everything will work out just fine. Now, come on. I've been wearing the same girdle for five days in the jungle, and I really need to get a change of clothes.


"Robot Chicken: Operation Rich in Spirit (#1.17)" (2005)
Velma: The virgin always lives the longest in these films. Man! My life sucks!
Don Knotts: You think youre life sucks? One of my apartment tenants might be a flaming homo!... And that's not all, somebody just killed me!
[falls down dead]


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Grim Judgment (#2.9)" (2012)
Daphne Blake: [the gang find Sheriff Stone and Mayor Nettles on a date in a patrol car] Sheriff Stone? Mayor Nettles? What are you doing here?
Sheriff Stone: Having a stake-out.
Velma Dinkley: [dryly] In a patrol car?
Sheriff Stone: Yes, now move along! Nothing to see here!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Hassle in the Castle (#1.3)" (1969)
Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick. Tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted!
Shaggy: Thanks a lot!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Pawn of Shadows (#1.25)" (2011)
Shaggy Rogers: [about the Mystery Machine] Like, why would Obliter - whatever her name is fake blowing it up and then hide it here?
Obliteratrix: To lure you into a trap!
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, right. That makes - zoinks!
[Obliteratrix appears before them, and brings out a crossbow out of nowhere]
Shaggy Rogers: Like, where does she keep getting these weapons? That outfit has no pockets!
Velma Dinkley: Run!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Night on Haunted Mountain (#2.8)" (2012)
Velma Dinkley: There's that smell again!
[sees Dark Lilith]
Velma Dinkley: Of course. Hot Dog Water!
[Dark Lilith runs]
Velma Dinkley: Marcie, wait!
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: [unmasks herself] Hello Velma.
Velma Dinkley: Why would you - wait. Of course, Mr. E. You're still working for him. But you couldn't outwit the captain's traps without Fred.
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: That's right. So humiliating to have to ruly on a guy. I repurposed my old manticore outfit and super helium technology to create the Dark Lilith disguise. Then I lured Gary and Ethan here by falsely telling them professional soccer players worked their calf muscles on Mount Diabla. I knew Fred would talk you guys into investigating what happened to them. Then, Fred could spring the traps and I could get the piece.
[sighs]
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: But you're a hard girl to fool, V. I'm glad you recognised me.
Velma Dinkley: Me too. So how's this going to end?
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: [hands the disk piece to Velma] Here. Friendship should always come first, and - well, you're the only friend I've ever had.
Velma Dinkley: What about Mr. E? He'll hunt you down and destroy you.
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: He'll have to catch me first. See you around, Velma Dinkley.
[walks off into the sunrise]


Scooby-Doo and the Spooky Swamp (2010) (VG)
Daphne: [after Mystery Inc defeat the Yeti] You hear that?
Velma Dinkley: Yep. Sounds like we're about to solve this mystery.
[Pulls off Yeti's face to reveal it is a robot]
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma Dinkley: The mischievous snowboarders.
Fred: Let's not forget about the mastermind of this operation.
[the Frakenmoose is unmasked as Moose]
Moose: Oh, come on guys, it was just a prank.
Anna Blake: A very dangerous prank. You and your friends have hurt a lot of people, Moose. Including me.
Barry Buckley: Haha! I don't know how you do it, Mystery Inc. You guys are fifty percent better than one hundred percent amazing!
Velma Dinkley: Now it all makes sense... you stole the lift tickets the stop people from heading to the summit.
Shaggy: Dude, you should've used the snow machines to make snow cones instead of the blizzard!
Daphne: And if I know costume making... and I do... this giant Yeti was made from all the missing animal parts from the chalet.
Dustin Planks: Yeah, and my precious equipment. Why? Why would you do this?
Moose: This mountain was ours, man, until they brought all those tourists along.
Velma Dinkley: You wanted to scare everyone off the mountain so you could have the place to yourself.
[Shaggy and Scooby sneak off]
Moose: I could've boarded in peace, if it weren't for you meddling dudes and dudettes!
Fred: Well, I'm sure you'll find a sense of peace when you help fix the damage you've done.
Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby, away from the rest of the group, talk to Lila through the walkie talkie] Breaker breaker, Lila, we got the ice cap mushrooms! Over!
Velma Dinkley: I think you boys can explain that on the way.


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: E-Scream (#3.14)" (2006)
Velma: [to Dr. Ostwald] Well, you really created a great mystery. But you don't know my friends as well as I do. First of all, Fred always wants to split up. And Daphne? She would never wear shoes that don't match! Shaggy and Scooby wouldn't volunteer to be live bait, and most importantly...
Shaggy: [in flashback] Like, Toinks!
Velma: ...Shaggy doesn't say "Toinks", he says "Zoinks"
Dr. Laslow Ostwald: Oh, it looks like I still have work to do.


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Dynamic Scooby-Doo Affair (#1.2)" (1972)
Velma: What about the vanishing house?
The Joker: The WHAT?
Fred: The farmhouse that really isn't there.
The Joker: Listen you young jackanapes, *I'm* supposed to be the one making the jokes around here.
Daphne: Do you know who Mrs. Baker is?
The Joker: Sure I know who Mrs. Baker is
[points to Scooby]
The Joker: that creature's mother. Bow wow! Arf arf!
Scooby-Doo: Sheesh! Cooorrrny!


Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders (2000) (V)
Daphne Blake: Scooby, Shaggy, those aliens are Crystal and Amber!
[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, confused]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: What are you talking about?
Velma Dinkley: Look at them!
[Shaggy and Scooby look at Crystal and Amber]
Crystal: [an alien] Shaggy, help!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! Those are the girls!
Steve: Those two clowns can't help you!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Spooky Space Kook (#1.15)" (1969)
Velma: I'm getting worried. We haven't seen hide nor long hair of Shaggy or Scooby.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: A Haunting in Crystal Cove (#1.23)" (2011)
Daphne Blake: Velma, when you were going out with Shaggy, did you ever have trust issues?
Velma Dinkley: [angry] He dumped me for a dog... a dog! And then he was all like *I want you Velma*, so I sent him back to his dog! So yeah, there were a few trust issues.


Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire (2012) (V)
Shaggy Rogers: So I'm not going to turn into a bloodsucking weirdo?
Velma Dinkley: Bloodsucker? No. Weirdo? We're too late for that.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Web of the Dreamweaver! (#2.4)" (2012)
[last lines]
Shaggy Rogers: [the gang walk to Fred's mansion] Like, man, I really feel for Mr. Feist's pain. Losing your C&C character is... intense.
Scooby-Doo: It's OK, Shagdolf. It's OK.
Velma Dinkley: [the gang arrive at Fred's mansion] Fred, you left the door wide open!
Daphne Blake: [the gang enter the living room, spotless] Fred, when did you hire a maid?
Fred Jones: I-I didn't.
Shaggy Rogers: Then, like, who cleaned?
Judy Reeves, Brad Chiles: We did.
Daphne Blake: Fred, is that...
Velma Dinkley: Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves?
Fred Jones: Mom? Dad?
Brad Chiles: That's right Fred.
Judy Reeves: We're your parents.
Brad Chiles: [casually] And we're back.


Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo (2010) (V)
Fred: Uh, Shaggy, we have a visitor.
Shaggy: Then, like, why is nobody saying hello?
[he and Scooby turn and around to see the beautiful banshee and run behind Velma and Madelyn]
Velma Dinkley: [sarcasticly] Uh-huh. Bravest of heroes.
Daphne: So, that's the banshee? She doesn't look scary.
Fred: [dazed] Yeah, she kinda looks pretty.
[the banshee suddenly screams and morphs into a hag]


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Legend of Alice May (#1.6)" (2010)
Velma Dinkley: Do you not want to go with the prom with me? If you don't want to go, just tell me. I'll understand.
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, what a relief, because I don't...
Velma Dinkley: What? Why? I don't believe this!
[Begins to karate kick a couple of tombstones, knocking them off screen]
Velma Dinkley: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Shaggy Rogers: Velma! Stop breaking the cemetery!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Scooby Doo Meets Laurel and Hardy (#1.10)" (1972)
Velma: Have an accident?
Stanley Laurel: No thanks, we just had one.


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: A Scooby Doo Halloween (#2.6)" (2003)
[Shaggy and Scooby throw Fred and the girls into the Mystery Machine and drive off; Shaggy is driving, Scooby in the front passenger seat, Fred and the girls are sitting in back]
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, we weren't done with our wrap up.
Shaggy: I know. But if we don't hurry, we'll never make it in time to Velma's Aunt and Uncle's in time for Halloween.
Fred: [to himself] Wow! So this is what it's like to be in the back seat. It's cool!
Velma: Uh, Halloween is not until tomorrow night.
[as the gang is talking, the gears make a loud grinding sound, which concerns Freddy]
Shaggy: Yeah, but your aunt and uncle live in Banning Junction. It's like the place to spend the holiday! We have to get there early if we wanna beat the crowds.
Fred: Uh, speaking of driving, Shaggy. It looks like your kinda riding the clutch a bit hard there?
Shaggy: [thinking out loud] Candy, rockin' with KISS, more Candy!
[chuckles softly]
Daphne: [in shock] KISS?
Fred: [growing more concerned] You might wanna just put it in third. She's kind of a delicate piece of machinery, Shag.
Shaggy: They're playing at the big Masquerade Ball tomorrow night, and I'm gonna ask Paul Stanley to sign my forehead.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too!
[the van drives over a bump in the road]
Fred: [losing his temper; shouting, to Shaggy] YOU'RE KILLING MY MYSTERY MACHINE!
[the gang swaps seats with one another; as Freddie takes the wheel]
Fred: [to the Mystery Machine] Who's a good Mystery Machine? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
[the girls look at Fred in disgust]


Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007) (V)
[last lines]
Freddy: Guys, I think I got the wrong plane.
Velma: Here we go, again.
Daphne: Oh, now where?
Shaggy: Like, step on it Scoob. Next stop, the Amazon Jungle.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Which Witch Is Which? (#1.13)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: That's one fish story no one will believe.
Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Gathering Gloom (#2.7)" (2012)
Velma Dinkley: ...And that's why I'm sure Evallo is the Graveyard Ghoul.
Sheriff Stone: Yeah, this guy, Evallo Von Meanskrieg guy definitely sounds guilty, which is why I won't be arresting him.
Velma Dinkley: Huh?
Scooby-Doo: Uh... what?
Sheriff Stone: Oh look, every time I think it's the guy, and I arrest him, it always ends up being the wrong guy. Do you know how many wrongful arrest lawsuits I have pending? A lot!
Scooby-Doo: You are a terrible sheriff.
Sheriff Stone: Mmm... sounds like the talking dog's been talking to my lawyer.