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Velma Dinkley (Character)
from "Scooby Doo, Where Are You!" (1969)

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Scooby-Doo (2002)
Velma: Let's get jinky with it.

Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit!
Shaggy: NO!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

[From trailer]
Velma: Scooby doo. Your name means scooby poop.

Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy.
[shouts to Voodoo Maestro]
Daphne: Hey you! What are you doin'?
Velma: Yes, that is masterful.

Velma: I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models.
Fred: Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
[Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face]
Velma: My glasses. Where's my glasses?
Daphne: Who's helpless now?

Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

Velma: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?

Velma: [to a monster] You could use a little sunlight.

Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
[laughs]

Velma's Friend: [about Scrappy] "Puppy power", huh?
Velma: [laughing] And he wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland disorder.

Fred: [in Daphne's body] Hey! I can look at myself naked!
Velma: Oh brother.

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Daphne: You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
Mondavarious: Well done.


Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

Patrick: Velma, let go of the grate!
Velma: So I can fall to my death?
Patrick: So I can pull you up! You gotta trust me!
Velma: No! I only trust the facts and all the facts say that you're the evil masked figure!
Patrick: What does your heart say?
Velma: I don't know, it's beating too loud for me to hear!
Patrick: Look deeper, you gotta trust me!
[pulls her up]

Daphne: Where is it?
Velma: [mumbling] I gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.
Fred: Ha, that's funny. It sounded like you said you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.

[Daphne has made Velma look sexy in preparation for Patrick coming over]
Velma: Who's your mommy...
Patrick: Who's my... my mommy?

[Velma is wearing an orange-leather catsuit and trying to walk in a sexy manner]
Patrick: Uh, Velma? Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Velma: No, I can't in this outfit.

Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.
Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.
Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: A Night of Fright Is No Delight (#1.16)" (1970)
Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a phantom shadow.
Shaggy: Like, all that's missing is a spooky organ.
[an organ begins to play]
Velma Dinkley: It's not missing anymore!

Velma: I told you I'd save you.
Shaggy: Great, but next time please don't do me any favors.

Velma: That's funny. If he's a phantom shadow, how come he leaves footprints?
Shaggy: Dirty feet?

[reading the message on the mirror]
Velma: It says, "The first is gone, the rest will go, unless you leave the island and ROW! ROW! ROW!" Signed the Phantom Shadow.

[last lines]
Shaggy: Zoinks! A floating haunted bone!
Scooby Doo: Bone?
Velma: I guess haunted bones are one thing Scooby's not scared of.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Doo!


Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) (V)
Velma Dinkley: [trying to find Shaggy and Scooby] I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: [frowning] Bad idea!

Velma Dinkley: Solving mysteries was a lot more fun than selling them.

Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.

Velma Dinkley: [They seem cornered by Simone, Lena and Jacques, but they suddenly start to shriek in pain and disintegrate, Velma looks to the moon dial and sees the shadow is past the midnight alignment] Looks like your nine lives are up!
[seconds later, they have totally disintegrated into piles of dust]

Velma Dinkley: [Lena leads the Mystery Gang to a mysterious room at the end of an underground passage] Looks like a place for voodoo rituals. But why don't we just ask Lena?
Fred Jones: Lena? What are you talking about?
Velma Dinkley: Her story about Simone being dragged by zombies wasn't true! I saw the footprints of Simone's heels. She wasn't dragged. She walked down that tunnel!
Simone: [turns a crank to open the roof where moonlight shines in and enters with a sinister look] Very clever, Velma, but it's too late!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Secret of Shark Island (#1.8)" (1972)
Sonny Bono: Doggone, we were traveling incognito. How'd you recognize us with my sunglasses on?
Velma: Easy. We just read the monogram on your door: 'Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono'.

Sonny Bono: This brochure says that the gulls and the pelicans around here are so tame, you can feed them, and they'll eat off your hand.
Velma: Those birds'll eat off your hand all right, they're vultures!

Daphne: What's that?
Milo Meekly: What?
Daphne: That unearthly moaning.
Velma: G-sharp I believe.

Velma: That's the first seaweed that ever clanged...
Freddy: Right. It looks and sounds like gold.


Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico (2003) (V)
Doña Dolores: Diego Fuente used to do business with my late husband. I don't trust him, never did. He is a... how you say in America?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Crook?
Daphne Blake: Liar?
Velma Dinkley: Con man?
Doña Dolores: [waits a beat] Jerk!

Daphne Blake: Okay, Fred, how do you say "hopelessly lost" in Spanish?
Velma Dinkley: It looks like the woods get thicker up ahead.
Daphne Blake: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: We might.
Velma Dinkley: Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.
Daphne Blake: Coyotes?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: And jaguars?
Velma Dinkley: And boars.
Daphne Blake: Oh, my!

Velma's computer: Jinkies! You have mail.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after reading Valejo's email] Sound's great! And I can practice my Spanish!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after forwarding the message to Daphne] I thought I'd catch you at your computer. So what do you think?
Daphne Blake: [after reading the message and agreeing with Fred] Of course, I'd love to go to Mexico, yes! I mean-Sí! Let's ask Velma.
Velma Dinkley: [doing a search on her computer and receives the message] Mexico? The art, the museums, the pyramids. I'm there!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [to both girls] Great! Let's check with the guys.
[Scooby and Shaggy eating a microwave pizza]
Shaggy: [after waiting impatiently for Scooby at his computer] Mexico? Tomorrow?
[chuckles softly]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Like, what do we got tomorrow, Scoob? Let's see.
Shaggy: [pulls out a palm pilot and reads what's onscreen] Daydreaming at 10:00, napping, snoozing, relaxing. Sorry guys, looks like I'm booked.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, rooked!
[both Shaggy and Scooby laugh]
Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] Do you realize we'll be there for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?
[Shaggy and Scooby stop laughing, only to be shocked by Velma's news]
Shaggy: [to Velma] Like, what's that?
Velma Dinkley: A holiday in which families gather at the cemetery to celebrate their ancestors who are allowed to come back to Earth for two days.
Shaggy: [frightened by Velma's description] Cemetary? Sounds scary!
[Scooby runs into a wardrobe hiding]
Velma Dinkley: [calming Shaggy down] Not at all. Just a bunch of kids in costumes. Lots of skeleton shaped cookies and candy.
[Scooby walks around in the wardrobe]
Daphne Blake: Basically, it's non-stop eating.
Shaggy: [Scooby pops out of the dresser, excited]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Sounds like Halloween!
Velma Dinkley: Exactly!
Daphne Blake: So, what do you say?
Shaggy: Can't talk now, guys. Like, Scoob and I gotta pack!


Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999) (V)
Velma: [convincing Thorn] You still have Wiccan blood, which means only you can read the spell that will send Sarah Ravencroft back to where she came from.

[after retrieving Sarah Ravencroft's spell book]
Ben Ravencroft: [in a sinister voice] What's the matter, Velma? Don't you like the new and improved Ben Ravencroft?
Velma: No, frankly, I don't.
Ben Ravencroft: Well, get used to it!

[a burning tree branch falls down on the spell book and burns it]
Velma: Ben Ravencroft's last book is one the world will never buy.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, too bad. It would've been a hot fast seller.

Velma: [after Scooby-Doo found Sarah Ravencroft's journal] Ben, that doesn't look like a journal at all.
Ben Ravencroft: [in a sinister voice] Because it isn't, Velma. It's a spell book. You see, Sarah wasn't a Wiccan, she was indeed a witch! And since Sarah's blood runs through my veins, I guess that makes me a warlock!


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Simple Plan and the Invisible Madman (#2.9)" (2004)
Velma: [the gang and the band are outside the diner, after the Invisible Madman attacks and ruins the band's rehearsal] Even though I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation, that was way scary!
Fred: At least, we're all safe!
Chuck Comeau: [notices Jeff missing] Well, not everyone. Where's Jeff?
Pierre Bouvier: [looks at Chuck, worried] You don't think he was...?
Shaggy: [Shaggy is scared and worried] Kidnapped by the Invisible Madman?
Pierre Bouvier: I was gonna say, "trying to get out of practice", but that's much worse.
Fred: [looks at Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby and thinks of a plot] OK, gang,
[not noticing the band is behind them]
Fred: and uh... band, I've got a plan! Let's split up and look for clues.
Velma: [Velma notices weird footprints leading to the forest] There are footprints here leading out into the forest.
Daphne: Does an invisible man leave footprints?
Fred: Well, there's only one way to find out!
[points out at the girls, Chuck and Pierre]
Fred: Velma, Daphne, Chuck, Pierre and I will follow those tracks.
[points to Shaggy, Scooby, Seb and David]
Fred: Shaggy, you, Scooby, David and Seb take a look around town, and see if you can find any trace of Jeff!
Sebastien Lefebvre: [looking at David] Sounds good!
Velma: [is worried] And complicated.
Sebastien Lefebvre: [talking about Scooby] I'm not worried, since we have that big, strong dog on our team.
[Scooby looks at Seb proudly]
David Desrosiers: [also talking about Scooby] Yeah, I bet nothing frightens him!
[Fred, Daphne and Velma giggle to themselves]
David Desrosiers: [looks at them laughing] What?
Velma, Fred, Daphne: [at different times] Oh, nothing.

Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: [Fred, Seb, Pierre, Chuck, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy are buried in the snow, trying to shake the snow off them. Scooby gets snow in his fur, and shakes the snow off, but gets snow on them] No, Scooby, stop, Scoob!
Scooby-Doo: [giggles] Sorry!
Fred: Is everyone OK?
Shaggy: [Shaggy sees Chuck and Seb dangling from the cliff] Something tells me *they're* not!
Sebastien Lefebvre, Chuck Comeau: Help! Help! Pierre, help me! Help!
Pierre Bouvier: [sees the boys get kidnapped] Oh, no! Chuck and Seb! But that means... I'm the only one left!
Daphne: Well, have you ever thought about a solo career?
[Pierre glances at Daphne, angry]
Daphne: Heh, just asking.

Eve De Lafeye: [Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Pierre go to Eve's cabin, and knock on the door, Eve answers the door] So, couldn't stay away from my yummy designs, could you?
Velma: Actually, we were wondering about your whereabouts for the past two hours. When we were attacked by the Invisible Madman?
Eve De Lafeye: What? I don't know anything about a...
Daphne: [Daphne holds up a sample of clear cloth] And what would *this* be?
Eve De Lafeye: [Eve gasps, horrified] That's nothing!
Shaggy: [Daphne tosses the cloth to Shaggy, who catches it. He looks at his reflection through the cloth] Hey! I can see myself! Check it out!
[Pierre yelps when he gets grabbed from his coat and shirt collar, and then dangles from the air]
Shaggy: ... or not!
Daphne: [notices Pierre dangling from the air] The Invisible Madman has Pierre!
Velma: But that's impossible! Eve was supposed to be the Invisible...
[the lights turn off suddenly]
Pierre Bouvier: [from the darkness] Hey, let me go!
Daphne: [from the dark] Hey, what happened to the lights?
Shaggy: [the lights switch back on, and Pierre disappears. Shaggy gulps] He's gone!

Velma: [Pierre, Fred, Chuck, Daphne and Velma are walking through the snow, under the suspicion that Gibby is the Invisible Madman] I'm telling you, the Invisible Madman *has* to be Gibby!
[remembering the time they solved the "worm monster" case in Mexico]
Velma: I mean, he did create that whole Worm Monster! In Baja?
Pierre Bouvier: [Pierre is confused] "Worm monster?"
Chuck Comeau: Does this stuff happen to you guys a lot?
Velma: [at the same time] Too often.
Daphne: [same time as Velma] Once in a while.


Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) (V)
[the Mystery Gang meet their cyber doubles]
Shaggy, Cyber Shaggy: Zoinks!
Shaggy: You're me!
Cyber Shaggy: And, like, you're me!
Velma: You're the characters in Eric's video game.
Cyber Velma: And you're from the real world!
Velma, Cyber Velma: Jinkies!
Daphne Blake: [after looking at Cyber Daphne's wardrobe] Did I really wear that years ago?
Cyber Daphne: [after looking at the "real" Daphne's wardrobe] That jacket with that skirt?
Daphne Blake, Cyber Daphne: Hmm...
Fred: [complimenting Cyber Fred's wardrobe] Nice ascot.
Cyber Fred: [chuckles] Works for me.

[Scooby and Shaggy see tomatoes growing in the lab and attempt to them]
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby-Doo: Wow!
Bill McLemore: You don't wanna eat those.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
Bill McLemore: Because they were grown in radioactive soil.
Shaggy: [alarmed] Zoinks!
[Scooby and Shaggy try cleaning the soil off their hands using Shaggy's shirt as a cleanser]
Bill McLemore: Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLamore.
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, Daphne Blake: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Velma: Thanks for keeping Shaggy and Scooby from glowing in the dark.
Eric Staufer: We'll go to dinner after the tour.
Shaggy: But first, can you show us your new video game? Scoob and I have been dying to play it!
Professor Robert Kaufman: No one's playing the game until we get rid of our problem.
Eric Staufer: Professor Kauffman, I'd like you to meet the Mystery Gang I based my game on.
[the Mystery Gang introduces themselves to Kauffman]
Professor Robert Kaufman: Ah, the famous Mystery, Inc.
Shaggy: And that's Scooby-Doo.
[Scooby looks through oddly shaped beakers at his own reflection laughing at them]

Velma: [about the cyber Mystery Gang's wardrobe] I guess it's been a while since we've seen Eric. He hasn't seen our fashion changes.
Daphne Blake: [to Cyber Daphne] We'll go shopping later.
Cyber Shaggy: [carrying a mountain of french fries in a basket to the table] Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?
Shaggy: Man, I thought you'd never ask!
[the Scoobys create a diversion to swipe the basket away from the two Shaggys]
Shaggy: [throws a French fry to Scooby] Here you go, pal.
Scooby-Doo: Rhanks a rot!
Cyber Shaggy, Shaggy: [after noticing the fries are gone] Huh? Hey!
[Both Scooby and Cyber Scooby are scorching down the basket of fries]
Velma: [to the Scoobys] We don't have time to play around. We need to find the Scooby Snax and get outta here!
Cyber Shaggy: You guys need to relax.
Cyber Daphne: Yeah, what are you worried about?
Daphne Blake: Aren't you afraid of the Phantom Virus?
Cyber Fred: Phantom who? Never heard of him.
Daphne Blake: You're kidding!
Velma: Oh, I get it. The Virus isn't part of this game. He has no reason to be looking for our cyber doubles.
[the Phantom Virus approaches the Cyber Café]
Shaggy: You cyber guys are lucky! The Phantom Virus is creepy and has this really scary laugh.
[the Phantom Virus is heard laughing in the distance]
Shaggy: Just like that.
Phantom Virus: Come out and play!
Velma: [as she and Cyber Fred look out the window to see the Phantom Virus is actually standing outside] It's him!
Phantom Virus: Come out, come out!
Cyber Fred: Let's get outta here! The Mystery Machine is out back.
Cyber Fred, Fred: [in unison] I'll drive.

Fred: [while riding in the "classic" Mystery Machine] Wow, this is nostalgic! I miss this old van.
Cyber Fred: In Cyber World, things never get old. It's pretty cool. There's a lot to like in Cyber World. There's stores, theaters, and parks, and lots of tasty food.
Cyber Daphne: But what about all the monsters and villains?
Cyber Shaggy: We haven't seen any. They're probably guarding the Scooby Snacks.
Velma: You mean, you guys don't know where the Scooby Snacks are?
Cyber Velma: We know where they are. There's just no reason go after them, because even if we get the Scooby Snacks, we'd just go right back to the beginning of the game.
Cyber Daphne: And we like it here.
Cyber Shaggy: Until you guys showed up with that Phantom Virus, that is.
Velma: We would gladly get rid of him for you.
Cyber Daphne: If we could.
Fred: You know, if all ten of us team up, the Phantom Virus wouldn't stand a chance!
Cyber Fred: [in agreement] Yeah!
Cyber Shaggy: [after giving this some thought] Well, I guess we gonna go after the Scooby Snax eventually.
Daphne Blake: [to the cyber gang] So you'll help?
Cyber Fred: Count us in!


The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) (TV)
Daphne Blake: I need a break. My feet hurt.
Velma Dinkley: Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?
Daphne Blake: At least I *try* to look feminine!

Velma Dinkley: Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries. That's Scooby Doo...
Scooby Doo: Hello.
Velma Dinkley: ...Fred Jones and Daphne Blake.
Fred: Hey, Howya doin'?
Daphne Blake: Of course, I wanna play myself in the movie version.
Velma Dinkley: And that's Norville Rogers.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: It's Shaggy! Like nobody calls me "Norville"!
Fred: What's the matter, Norville?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Th-th-that's not on tape is it?
Daphne Blake: Something wrong, Norville?
Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Very funny!
Scooby Doo: Norville!
[Giggles]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Et tu, Scoob?

Velma Dinkley: Shaggy? what are you doing in the corner?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: I'm scared man!


"The Simpsons: Kill the Alligator and Run (#11.19)" (2000)
Velma: You took the signs out of the window? That's pretty presumptuous. How do you know I'm going to hire you?
Bart Simpson: Sorry, I just want to be a broom-boy so bad.
Velma: I like your attitude. You're hired.
[to Lisa]
Velma: How about you, missy? You wanna be a mop girl?
Lisa: Not really no.
Velma: I like your honesty. You're hired.
[to Marge and Homer]
Velma: And you two haven't said a word. I like that. you're hired.

Marge Simpson: Oh, it's so cozy.
Velma: You're insincere. I like that.

Velma: Hey! You're stealing my trailer! I like that.


"Johnny Bravo: The Sensitive Male/Bravo Dooby Doo (#1.3)" (1997)
[Both Johnny and Velma's glasses have been knocked off]
Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

[Johnny is trying to pick up Daphne and for a moment looks at Velma]
Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?

Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?
Velma: Sure, we all do!


Aloha, Scooby-Doo! (2005) (V)
Manu Tuiama: I really appreciate all you're doing to help me find Snookie, especially given the danger.
Fred Jones: Danger is my middle name.
Velma: I thought it was Herman.

Shaggy: This jungle-trekking is sure making me hungry.
Velma: Everything makes you hungry.
Shaggy: Wow. You know, now that I think of it, you're right. And that reminds me, I'm starving.


Scooby-Doo! Mystery Mayhem (2004) (VG)
Velma: Uh guys you can let go now.
Shaggy: Nuh Uh! not on your life!
Velma: Oh brother

Velma: Shaggy did you see that walking plate of armor
Shaggy: See it? Like it snatched up Scooby. We gotta save him!
Earl Milton: Great! I'll catch it all on tape.
Shaggy: Yeah like if it doesn't catch us first
[laughter from audience]


Night of the Living Doo (2001) (TV)
Velma: Wow. Sonny and Cher... the Harlem Globetrotters... Henry Kissinger! You had quite a parade of stars here for a short period of time during the early-to-mid-1970s.

Daphne: I can't wait to get out of these clothes and into my jammies.
Velma: Yeah. Me, too.
Daphne: But wait... we don't have any jammies!


Do You Want to Catch a Villain? (2015) (V)
Velma Dinkley: Jinkies! Lets solve a Crime!

Velma Dinkley: Okay! Bye!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Secret Serum (#1.11)" (2010)
Daphne Blake: Velma, here's the only thing you ever need to know about boys. They are stupid. If you give a boy two choices, a smart one and a stupid one, he will always make the stupid one every time. That's why you never give them a choice.
Velma Dinkley: That's depressing.
Daphne Blake: Yes, it is.

Daphne Blake: Ew! Smells like that stuff you put on plants to help them grow!
Velma Dinkley: You mean poo?
Daphne Blake: Yeah, that's exactly what it smells like.


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Wednesday Is Missing (#1.3)" (1972)
Velma: [in Fester's lab] Uh oh, I just remembered something. Remember what Uncle Fester made in his lab?
Fred: Yeah, fireworks, so?
[looks at the candle he's holding]
Fred: You don't mean...
Velma: Yep, Roman Candles.
[it explodes]
Daphne: Sparks are landing on the other fireworks!
Fred: Girls, it's time to get out of here!


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: Ready to Scare (#3.5)" (2005)
[Fred is looking through a telescope]
Fred: [to the girls] I can look through the telescope with these little quarter thingies.
Velma: [sarcastically] They're francs.
Fred: [confused] I thought they were mine.


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: The Backstage Rage (#1.9)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: Like I said before, what a ham!
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Caped Crusader Caper (#1.15)" (1972)
Velma: Professor, lock the lab door after we've gone.
Professor Flakey: Oh yes, I'll lab the lock door. Oh dear oh dear, I hope the bil-mo-bat gets here soon with the dunamic dyo.


Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) (V)
Daphne Blake: Um... exactly how many more play by play Scooby Snack attacks do we have to endure before WWE City?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, we brought everything we had. Scooby and I need to keep our energy up so we can cheer like crazy at the main event.
Velma Dinkley: There's so many boxes, I can't event see the luggage.
Shaggy Rogers: Luggage?
Daphne Blake: [with Velma] You didn't pack the luggage?
Scooby-Doo: Uh-Oh!
Daphne Blake: Of all the food induced insane things you two have done, this absolutely takes the cake.
Scooby-Doo: [with Shaggy] Mmm... cake!
Daphne Blake: I mean it!
Shaggy Rogers: Like, what's the big deal? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway.


"Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law: Shaggy Busted (#1.3)" (2002)
Velma Dinkley: [regarding Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] I know the way it looks, Mr. Birdman, but that's just the way they are.
Daphne: Yeah. they always act that way.
Peanut: [ogling Daphne] Oooo. Sprechen Sie sexy...
Harvey Birdman: So you mean to tell me they weren't...
Guard: [walking through scene] Hi.
Fred Jones: Nope. They're just stupid.


"Robot Chicken: Operation Rich in Spirit (#1.17)" (2005)
Velma: The virgin always lives the longest in these films. Man! My life sucks!
Don Knotts: You think youre life sucks? One of my apartment tenants might be a flaming homo!... And that's not all, somebody just killed me!
[falls down dead]


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Hassle in the Castle (#1.3)" (1969)
Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick. Tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted!
Shaggy: Thanks a lot!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Beware the Beast from Below (#1.1)" (2010)
Sheriff Stone: [after the gang find a cocooned body] From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction- stay out of it!
Velma Dinkley: I got a stay out of it right here!
[raises fist]
Fred Jones: Let me talk to him.
Daphne Blake: [dreamily] Don't worry, Fred will make him understand!
Fred Jones: [runs back carrying body] Shaggy, start the car!
Shaggy Rogers: I thought you were gonna talk to him!
Fred Jones: He wasn't in a listening mood.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Night on Haunted Mountain (#2.8)" (2012)
Velma Dinkley: There's that smell again!
[sees Dark Lilith]
Velma Dinkley: Of course. Hot Dog Water!
[Dark Lilith runs]
Velma Dinkley: Marcie, wait!
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: [unmasks herself] Hello Velma.
Velma Dinkley: Why would you - wait. Of course, Mr. E. You're still working for him. But you couldn't outwit the captain's traps without Fred.
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: That's right. So humiliating to have to ruly on a guy. I repurposed my old manticore outfit and super helium technology to create the Dark Lilith disguise. Then I lured Gary and Ethan here by falsely telling them professional soccer players worked their calf muscles on Mount Diabla. I knew Fred would talk you guys into investigating what happened to them. Then, Fred could spring the traps and I could get the piece.
[sighs]
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: But you're a hard girl to fool, V. I'm glad you recognised me.
Velma Dinkley: Me too. So how's this going to end?
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: [hands the disk piece to Velma] Here. Friendship should always come first, and - well, you're the only friend I've ever had.
Velma Dinkley: What about Mr. E? He'll hunt you down and destroy you.
Marcy 'Hot Dog Water' Fleach: He'll have to catch me first. See you around, Velma Dinkley.
[walks off into the sunrise]


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: E-Scream (#3.14)" (2006)
Velma: [to Dr. Ostwald] Well, you really created a great mystery. But you don't know my friends as well as I do. First of all, Fred always wants to split up. And Daphne? She would never wear shoes that don't match! Shaggy and Scooby wouldn't volunteer to be live bait, and most importantly...
Shaggy: [in flashback] Like, Toinks!
Velma: ...Shaggy doesn't say "Toinks", he says "Zoinks"
Dr. Laslow Ostwald: Oh, it looks like I still have work to do.


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: The Dynamic Scooby-Doo Affair (#1.2)" (1972)
Velma: What about the vanishing house?
The Joker: The WHAT?
Fred: The farmhouse that really isn't there.
The Joker: Listen you young jackanapes, *I'm* supposed to be the one making the jokes around here.
Daphne: Do you know who Mrs. Baker is?
The Joker: Sure I know who Mrs. Baker is
[points to Scooby]
The Joker: that creature's mother. Bow wow! Arf arf!
Scooby-Doo: Sheesh! Cooorrrny!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Spooky Space Kook (#1.15)" (1969)
Velma: I'm getting worried. We haven't seen hide nor long hair of Shaggy or Scooby.


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Legend of Alice May (#1.6)" (2010)
Velma Dinkley: Do you not want to go with the prom with me? If you don't want to go, just tell me. I'll understand.
Shaggy Rogers: Oh, what a relief, because I don't...
Velma Dinkley: What? Why? I don't believe this!
[Begins to karate kick a couple of tombstones, knocking them off screen]
Velma Dinkley: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Shaggy Rogers: Velma! Stop breaking the cemetery!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Bedlam in the Big Top (#1.10)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: [applauding Scooby and Shaggy] What an act! It's great!
Fred: What a pair of hams! They're a riot!


"The New Scooby-Doo Movies: Scooby Doo Meets Laurel and Hardy (#1.10)" (1972)
Velma: Have an accident?
Stanley Laurel: No thanks, we just had one.


"What's New, Scooby-Doo?: A Scooby Doo Halloween (#2.6)" (2003)
[Shaggy and Scooby throw Fred and the girls into the Mystery Machine and drive off; Shaggy is driving, Scooby in the front passenger seat, Fred and the girls are sitting in back]
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, we weren't done with our wrap up.
Shaggy: I know. But if we don't hurry, we'll never make it in time to Velma's Aunt and Uncle's in time for Halloween.
Fred: [to himself] Wow! So this is what it's like to be in the back seat. It's cool!
Velma: Uh, Halloween is not until tomorrow night.
[as the gang is talking, the gears make a loud grinding sound, which concerns Freddy]
Shaggy: Yeah, but your aunt and uncle live in Banning Junction. It's like the place to spend the holiday! We have to get there early if we wanna beat the crowds.
Fred: Uh, speaking of driving, Shaggy. It looks like your kinda riding the clutch a bit hard there?
Shaggy: [thinking out loud] Candy, rockin' with KISS, more Candy!
[chuckles softly]
Daphne: [in shock] KISS?
Fred: [growing more concerned] You might wanna just put it in third. She's kind of a delicate piece of machinery, Shag.
Shaggy: They're playing at the big Masquerade Ball tomorrow night, and I'm gonna ask Paul Stanley to sign my forehead.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too!
[the van drives over a bump in the road]
Fred: [losing his temper; shouting, to Shaggy] YOU'RE KILLING MY MYSTERY MACHINE!
[the gang swaps seats with one another; as Freddie takes the wheel]
Fred: [to the Mystery Machine] Who's a good Mystery Machine? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
[the girls look at Fred in disgust]


Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007) (V)
[last lines]
Freddy: Guys, I think I got the wrong plane.
Velma: Here we go, again.
Daphne: Oh, now where?
Shaggy: Like, step on it Scoob. Next stop, the Amazon Jungle.
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!


"Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Which Witch Is Which? (#1.13)" (1969)
[last lines]
Velma: That's one fish story no one will believe.
Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo!


"Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Gathering Gloom (#2.7)" (2012)
Velma Dinkley: ...And that's why I'm sure Evallo is the Graveyard Ghoul.
Sheriff Stone: Yeah, this guy, Evallo Von Meanskrieg guy definitely sounds guilty, which is why I won't be arresting him.
Velma Dinkley: Huh?
Scooby-Doo: Uh... what?
Sheriff Stone: Oh look, every time I think it's the guy, and I arrest him, it always ends up being the wrong guy. Do you know how many wrongful arrest lawsuits I have pending? A lot!
Scooby-Doo: You are a terrible sheriff.
Sheriff Stone: Mmm... sounds like the talking dog's been talking to my lawyer.