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Dr. Julius No (Character)
from Dr. No (1962)

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Dr. No (1962)
[Bond admires a huge aquarium. Dr. No enters]
Dr. No: One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.
James Bond: As a matter of fact, I was.

Dr. No: East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other.

Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
James Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.

Dr. No: That's a Dom Perignon '55, it would be a pity to break it
James Bond: I prefer the '53 myself...

Dr. No: I'm a member of SPECTRE.
James Bond: SPECTRE?
Dr. No: SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.
James Bond: Correction, criminal brains.
Dr. No: The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be.

Dr. No: [to Bond] I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE.
James Bond: I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Revenge department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who killed Strangways and Quarrel.

Dr. No: [to Bond] Unfortunately, I misjudged you. You are just a stupid policeman...
[metal door opens and guards enter]
Dr. No: ...whose luck has run out.

Dr. No: [about his aquarium] The glass is convex, 10 inches thick, which accounts for the magnifying effect.
James Bond: Minnows pretending they're whales. Just like you on this island, Dr. No.
Dr. No: It depends, Mr. Bond, on which side of the glass you are.

Professor Dent: Bond came to see me this morning.
Dr. No: Yes. I know. I gave orders that he should be killed. Why is he still alive?
Professor Dent: Our attempts failed.
Dr. No: *Your* attempts failed. I do not like failure. You are not going to fail me again, Professor.

Dr. No: A medium dry martini, lemon peel, shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Vodka?
Dr. No: Of course.

"James Bond Jr.: Valley of the Hungry Dunes (#1.11)" (1991)
James Bond Jr.: An underground chamber beneath the desert?
Nick Nack: The last place you'll ever see, young Bond.
James Bond Jr.: Nick Nack!
Jaws: [grabbing James] And Jaws.
James Bond Jr.: I see I've been dealt a pair of jokers.
[Fatima points a gun at James]
James Bond Jr.: Make that three of a kind.
[a door opens and Dr.No appears]
Dr.Julius No: Correction. You're now dealing with a full house.

Dr.Julius No: The entire water supply will be flushed into the sea.
James Bond Jr.: You wouldn't! Millions of people need that water.
Dr.Julius No: When the people of Hamlin refused to pay the Pied Piper for ridding them of the rats, he took away their children. Just as I plan to take away their water. Well, young Bond, what do you think?
James Bond Jr.: I think one of the rats came back.

Dr.Julius No: [having attempted to murder Yasmine] So much for doing business fairly!

Dr.Julius No: You know what they say about the best laid plans. Surrender, Master Bond, unless you want to follow the water out to sea.
[Jaws and Nick Nack try to go and grab James, but they're hit and carried away by the torrent]
Dr.Julius No: Now you will pay for having meddled in the plans of Doctor...
[the torrent hits Dr.No and carries him away ]
Dr.Julius No: ...noooooo!
James Bond Jr.: Time and tide wait for no doctor.

"James Bond Jr.: The Sword of Power (#1.24)" (1991)
Dr.Julius No: Welcome to Japan, Master Bond. Like your uncle, you make a colourful entrance.

Dr.Julius No: And now, Master Bond, after such an active day, might I suggest a nice, hot Japanese bath?
[Dr.No pushes a button. The floor moves, revealing a lava pool]
James Bond Jr.: [worried] No, thanks... I prefer to wait until Saturday.

Dr.Julius No: There is no escape, unless you can fly.
James Bond Jr.: Thanks for the suggestion!
[takes a hang-glider and flies away]

"James Bond Jr.: No Time to Lose (#1.62)" (1991)
Dr.Julius No: As you can see, my young friend, it is a very powerful laser.
Horace 'IQ' Boothroyd: Oh, you must have an awful electric bill.

Dr.Julius No: [seeing that James, IQ and Sarah have boarded the vulture] It's that blasted Bond again! And worse, young Boothroyd!

Dr.Julius No: I wanted Major Boothroyd! This is his grandson!
Spoiler: Well, how am I supposed to know? They don't come with labels on 'em!

"James Bond Jr.: Far Out West (#1.37)" (1991)
Dr.Julius No: [preparing to fire on Mount Rushmore with his laser device] Now to wipe the smug grins off those five stone faces.

Dr.Julius No: Bond! Where are you? I want you.
James Bond Jr.: Do you ever take no as an answer, No?

GoldenEye: Rogue Agent (2004) (VG)
Dr. Julius No: [to troops] Bring me the *omen*!

Dr. Julius No: It could have been easily more then your eye!

"James Bond Jr.: A Chilling Affair (#1.6)" (1991)
Dr.Julius No: I should have known. Bond. Up to his... young tricks.

Julia Frost: What have you done with my father?
Dr.Julius No: He's doing very important work for me. Defrosting a colleague of mine.
James Bond Jr.: If his personality is as cold as yours, it's going to take a long time.

"James Bond Jr.: Appointment in Macau (#1.17)" (1991)
Dr.Julius No: Good evening, Lo Fat. I wish you a happy festival of A-Ma.
Lo Fat: And I wish you an eternity of suffering!
Dr.Julius No: Enough of the niceties.