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Jack Wade (Character)
from GoldenEye (1995)

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GoldenEye (1995)
James Bond: Who is the competition?
Jack Wade: Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.
James Bond: Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
Jack Wade: Yeah, you know him?
James Bond: I gave him the limp.

Jack Wade: Come on, my car's over there.
James Bond: After you.
Jack Wade: Thank you.
[comes up after Jack Wade and traps him with the car door and draws his gun on him]
James Bond: Like you said, "Drop it".
Jack Wade: All right, in London April is a spring month, whereas in St. Petersburg we're freezing our butts off. Is that close enough for government work?
James Bond: No. Show me the rose.
Jack Wade: Please, no.
[Bonds shoves his gun into Wade]
Jack Wade: Alright, alright, alright.
[Wade unbuckles his pants and shows him his rose tattoo with the name "Muffy"]
James Bond: Muffy?
Jack Wade: Third wife.

James Bond: In London, April's a spring month.
Jack Wade: Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud... another stiff-ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to drop it.

Jack Wade: Jack Wade, CIA.
James Bond: James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.

[Jack Wade borrows Bond's BMW]
James Bond: Don't push any of the buttons in that car.
Jack Wade: I'm just gonna go bombing around in it.
James Bond: Exactly.

Jack Wade: Now, let me get this straight Jimmy - you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl. And now you want Valentin Zukovsky to set you up with Janus?
James Bond: Yes
Jack Wade: Well what are you going to do, appeal to his heart?
James Bond: No, his wallet.
Jack Wade: Oh, that might work.

[last lines]
Jack Wade: Maybe you two would like to finish debriefing each other at Guantanamo, hmm?
James Bond: You ready?
Natalya Simonova: I'm not going on a helicopter with you. No plane. No train. Nothing that moves.
James Bond: Darling, what could possibly go wrong, eh?

Jack Wade: Are you sure you want to do this? The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight, in very small boxes.
James Bond: Make sure they send me home first class.

Jack Wade: [Talking about Natalya] Did you check her out?
James Bond: Head to toe.

Jack Wade: Say Bond, do you do any gardening?

Natalya Simonova: [Kissing in a field] I suppose there's someone watching.
James Bond: There's no-one within twenty-five miles, believe me.
Jack Wade: [Out of nowhere] Yo, Jimbo!

Jack Wade: Will you hand me that wrench, Jimmy?
James Bond: So, what do you know about Janus?
Jack Wade: Zilch!

Jack Wade: Rumor has it, he lives on one of those old Soviet missile trains. That armored stuff they used to run around the country so we couldn't target 'em. You want to hand me that hammer, Jimbo. No, the bigger one. The sledge. Anyways, to tell the truth, you don't find this guy, he finds you.

Jack Wade: Hello, Jimbo! Well, a little gift from ole, eh, what's his name? T? Z?
James Bond: Q.

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Jack Wade: You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot.
James Bond: And unofficially?
Jack Wade: We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it.

Master Sergeant 3: [prepping Bond for jump] You free-fall for 5 miles and use your oxygen or you will die of asphyxiation.
Jack Wade: Sounds like my first marriage!

Jack Wade: Yo! Jimbo!
James Bond: Wade, what the hell are you doing here?
Jack Wade: Jimbo, you know the world's my office.

Dr. Dave Greenwalt: I just noticed something.
Jack Wade: Yeah?
Dr. Dave Greenwalt: This is where the ship thought it was. This is where it really is. But see that island?
Jack Wade: Yeah.
Dr. Dave Greenwalt: That means where he's jumping, between the British and Chinese fleets... technically they're not in Chinese territorial waters.They belong to Vietnam.
Master Sergeant 3: *Vietnam*?
Dr. Dave Greenwalt: Does he have any U.S. government markings on him?
Master Sergeant 3: The parachute... the wet suit... the fins.
Dr. Dave Greenwalt: Jesus, if the Vietnamese catch him, they're gonna go crazy!
[Bond gets the green light and jumps out of the plane]
Jack Wade: He didn't even say goodbye!