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: I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...
[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table
] The Joker
: ...threw herself out of the window. Vicki Vale
: Oh, my God. The Joker
: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
[breaks the mask and starts giggling
: You're insane! Joker
: I thought I was a Pisces!
: [distracting Joker
] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple. Batman
: Excuse me.
: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other? Bruce Wayne
: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.
: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker. Batman
: He's psychotic. Vicki Vale
: Some people say the same thing about you. Batman
: What people? Vicki Vale
: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you? Batman
: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
: What do you want? The Joker
: My face on the one dollar bill. Vicki Vale
: You must be joking. The Joker
: Do I look like I'm joking?
] Alfred Pennyworth
: I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am. Vicki Vale
: Hi, Alfred. Alfred Pennyworth
: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late. Vicki Vale
: I'm not a bit surprised.
: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight. Vicki Vale
: Oh really! Batman
: Let's go.
: I'm reading your stuff. Alexander Knox
: Well, I'm reading yours. Vicki Vale
: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.
: What about *your* family? Bruce Wayne
: Well, actually, Alfred is my family. Vicki Vale
: You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all. Bruce Wayne
: Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.
: What can I do for you? The Joker
: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
: [speaking across the entire dining room table
] Could you pass the salt?
: He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot. Bruce Wayne
: Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.
: You're insane! Joker
: I thought I was a Pisces.
: Aww! He took the film!
] Alfred Pennyworth
: Oh, I regret to inform you that master Wayne is going to be a little late tonight. Vicki Vale
] I'm not at all surprised.
: So, uh, what brings you here? Vicki Vale
: I'm here to see some of the wildlife in Gotham City. Knox
: Wildlife? Vicki Vale
: Mm-hmm. Knox
: Like what? Vicki Vale
: Like... bats. Knox
: [thinking it's a prank
] Who sent you?
: My pictures, your words: Pulitzer Prize material. Just think... Knox
: Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me. I need something tangible. Gordon's got a file on this. I can't even get him on the phone. Vicki Vale
: Bruce Wayne's benefit, he'll be there, right? Knox
: Yeah, yeah. I... I don't seem to be on the guest list.
[rummaing through papers on his desk
: No. No.
[she shows him two invitations
: Yes! Yes! Uh, Vale, will you marry me? Vicki Vale
: Nope. Knox
: Will you buy me lunch? Vicki Vale
: Maybe. Knox
: I eat light.
: You can't go in there! Vicki Vale
: Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine. Officer Murphy
: Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!
: Untie me please! Batman
: Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!
: Will you do me a favor? Batman
: Certainly. Vicki Vale
: I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us? Batman
: That's very nice of you. Vicki Vale
: Then you'll come? Batman
: Of course!
[Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording
] Bruce Wayne
: Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you? Vicki Vale
: Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.
] Vicki Vale
: You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong. Batman
: Really? Who did you think I was? Vicki Vale
: Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly? Batman
: Yes, wasn't it?
: This is Vicki Vale reporting live from Arkham City; the controversial super-prison built right here in the heart of Gotham. In a few moments, Bruce Wayne will be live on stage to explain his sudden interest in Gotham politics. The infamous playboy millionaire has never been one to... Bruce Wayne
: It's billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year.
[researching Bruce Wayne at the newspaper archive
] Vicky Vale
: What is it about you that keeps me coming back? Your boyish charm... hot bod... tons of money... if only I were shallow.
, Green Lantern
, Commissioner Gordon
, Sweet Tooth
, Vicki Vale
: Rogues are we! / We're like long lost brothers who found each other and love each other like family / No more dark, sad, lonely, Batman!