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Vicki Vale (Character)
from Batman (1989)

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Batman (1989)
The Joker: I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...
[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]
The Joker: ...threw herself out of the window.
Vicki Vale: Oh, my God.
The Joker: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
[breaks the mask and starts giggling]

Vicki Vale: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!

Vicki Vale: [distracting Joker] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.
Batman: Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
[punches him]

Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.

Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman: He's psychotic.
Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.
Batman: What people?
Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?

Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

[Last lines]
Alfred Pennyworth: I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.
Vicki Vale: Hi, Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised.

Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.
Vicki Vale: Oh really!
Batman: Let's go.

Vicki Vale: I'm reading your stuff.
Alexander Knox: Well, I'm reading yours.
Vicki Vale: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.

Vicki Vale: What about *your* family?
Bruce Wayne: Well, actually, Alfred is my family.
Vicki Vale: You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
Bruce Wayne: Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.

Vicki Vale: What can I do for you?
The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.

Vicki Vale: [speaking across the entire dining room table] Could you pass the salt?

Vicki Vale: He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot.
Bruce Wayne: Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.

Vicki Vale: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces.

Vicki Vale: Aww! He took the film!

[last lines]
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, I regret to inform you that master Wayne is going to be a little late tonight.
Vicki Vale: [grinning] I'm not at all surprised.

Knox: So, uh, what brings you here?
Vicki Vale: I'm here to see some of the wildlife in Gotham City.
Knox: Wildlife?
Vicki Vale: Mm-hmm.
Knox: Like what?
Vicki Vale: Like... bats.
Knox: [thinking it's a prank] Who sent you?

Vicki Vale: My pictures, your words: Pulitzer Prize material. Just think...
Knox: Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me. I need something tangible. Gordon's got a file on this. I can't even get him on the phone.
Vicki Vale: Bruce Wayne's benefit, he'll be there, right?
Knox: Yeah, yeah. I... I don't seem to be on the guest list.
[rummaing through papers on his desk]
Knox: No. No.
[she shows him two invitations]
Knox: Yes! Yes! Uh, Vale, will you marry me?
Vicki Vale: Nope.
Knox: Will you buy me lunch?
Vicki Vale: Maybe.
Knox: I eat light.

Batman and Robin (1949)
Officer Murphy: You can't go in there!
Vicki Vale: Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine.
Officer Murphy: Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!

Vicki Vale: Untie me please!
Batman: Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!

Vicki Vale: Will you do me a favor?
Batman: Certainly.
Vicki Vale: I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us?
Batman: That's very nice of you.
Vicki Vale: Then you'll come?
Batman: Of course!

[last lines]
[Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording]
Bruce Wayne: Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you?
Vicki Vale: Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.
[to Batman]
Vicki Vale: You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong.
Batman: Really? Who did you think I was?
Vicki Vale: Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly?
Batman: Yes, wasn't it?

Batman: Arkham City (2011) (VG)
Vicki Vale: This is Vicki Vale reporting live from Arkham City; the controversial super-prison built right here in the heart of Gotham. In a few moments, Bruce Wayne will be live on stage to explain his sudden interest in Gotham politics. The infamous playboy millionaire has never been one to...
Bruce Wayne: It's billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year.

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) (V)
[researching Bruce Wayne at the newspaper archive]
Vicky Vale: What is it about you that keeps me coming back? Your boyish charm... hot bod... tons of money... if only I were shallow.

Holy Musical [email protected]! (2012) (TV)
Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, Candy, Alfred, Sweet Tooth, Vicki Vale, Catwoman: Rogues are we! / We're like long lost brothers who found each other and love each other like family / No more dark, sad, lonely, Batman!
[last lines]