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: I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them. Smaug
: [strikes a pose
] And do you, NOW? Bilbo Baggins
: Truly, tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous... Smaug
: Do you think flattery will keep you alive? Bilbo Baggins
: No, no... Smaug
: No, indeed!
: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
[moves in Bilbo's direction
: Where are you?
[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows
: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.
: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS...
[Bilbo is assaulted by Sauron's eye and pulls off the ring
: [sees him
] There you are, Thief in the Shadows!
: Here! You witless worm! Smaug
: YOU! Thorin Oakenshield
: I'm taking back what you stole. Smaug
: You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN! Thorin Oakenshield
: This is not your kingdom! These are dwarf lands. This is dwarf gold! And we will have our revenge!
: You think you can deceive me, Barrel-Rider? You have come from Lake Town! This is some sort of scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lakemen, those snivelling cowards with their Longbows and Black Arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit! Bilbo Baggins
: Oh, no... This isn't their fault! Wait! You can not go to Lake Town! Smaug
: You care about them, do you? Good! Then you can watch them DIE!
[Smaug is smothered with a deluge of molten gold
: [rises up
] Revenge? REVENGE? I will show you revenge!
[takes flight towards Lake Town
: I am fire! I am... death!
[Smaug has been keeping the Arkenstone away from Bilbo throughout their talk, however he lets it fall within reach of Bilbo
: I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer, watch it destroy him, watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad... But I think not. I think our little game ends here!
: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?
: You seem familiar with my name, but I don't remember smelling your kind before. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask? Bilbo Baggins
: I come from under the hill... Smaug
: Underhill? Bilbo Baggins
: ...and under hills and over hills my paths lead. And through the air! I am he who walks unseen! Smaug
: Impressive. What else do you claim to be?
[leans forward to smell Bilbo
] Bilbo Baggins
: L-Luck-Wearer... R-Riddle-Maker... Smaug
: Lovely titles... Go on. Bilbo Baggins
: Barrel-Rider! Smaug
: Barrels! Now that is interesting!
: And what about your little dwarf friends? Where are they hiding? Bilbo Baggins
: Dwarves... No. No dwarves here. You've got that all wrong. Smaug
: Oh, I don't think so, Barrel-Rider! They sent you in here to do their dirty work, while they skulk about outside! Bilbo Baggins
: Truly, you are mistaken, O Smaug Chiefest and Greatest of All Calamities... Smaug
: You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR! I know the smell and taste of dwarves, no one better!
: The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, I ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me!
: It's Oakenshield. That filthy Dwarvish usurper! He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he? Bilbo Baggins
: No no no no no, I have no idea what you're talking about... Smaug
: Don't bother denying it! I guessed his foul purpose some time ago! But it matters not. Oakenshield's quest will fail. A darkness is coming. It will spread to every corner of the land!
: You are being used, Thief in the Shadows. You were only ever a means to an end. The coward Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life and found it worth nothing... Bilbo Baggins
: No. No! You're lying!
: What did he promise you, a share of the treasure? As if it was his to give. I will not part with a single coin! Not one piece of it!
[Bilbo observes a bare patch on Smaug's chest
] Bilbo Baggins
: So it is true, the Black Arrow found its mark... Smaug
: What did you say?
: My teeth are swords. My claws are spears. My wings are a HURRICANE!
: [to Bilbo
] You have good manners for a thief and a LIAR!
[Smaug is about to kill Thorin
] Thorin Oakenshield
: [to Bilbo
] NOW! Bilbo Baggins
: [jumping and grabbing the dwarvian lever
[water spews out of the spouts
: [roars; ready to breath fire
[the water hits Smaug, cooling him off and distinguishing the fire in his lungs
: [searching for the invisible Bilbo; menacingly
] Well... Thief! I can smell you... I can hear your breath, I can feel your breath... Where-Are-You?
[comes really close to Bilbo, who begins to lose his nerve
: Where are you?
[Out of fright, Bilbo takes off running. Smaug chases after him. Bilbo hides behind one of the columns
] Come now... Don't be shy. Step into the light.
[creeps towards Bilbo's hiding place
: There is something you carry... Something made of gold. Except only much... more... Precious...
[Bilbo is assaulted by Sauron's eye and quickly takes the ring off. He sees Smaug's piercing eye in front of him. Bilbo gasps, startled
: There you are... thief in the shadows. Bilbo Baggins
: I-I didn't come to steal, Smaug the inaccessibly wealthy. I only wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, and what the old tales say is true.
] Bilbo Baggins
: But I did not believe them!
[Smaug fluidly slinks away and does a pose of grandiose
: [proudly; his voice resonating
] And DO YOU NOW? Bilbo Baggins
: [in awe
] Yes... Yes, what the stories said is true.
: [charging towards the dwarves; roar-like
] YOU WILL BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!
: [to Bard
] Is that your child? You cannot save him from the fire! He will BURN!
[Smaug descends upon the blazing Lake-Town and looks toward Bard, who has been shooting arrows at him and now has the Black Arrow in hand
: WHO are YOU, that would stand against ME?
[Bard grabs his bow but finds it broken
: Now that is a pity. What will you do now, Bowman? You are forsaken. No help will come!
: [to Bard
] Tell me, WRETCH, how now shall you challenge me? You have nothing left but your DEATH!
: Be done with your riddles. What else brought you, lake man? Bilbo Baggins
: Revenge! Smaug
: Revenge? Bilbo Baggins
: Surely you must realize that your success has made you some bitter enemies. Smaug
: [evil chuckling
] Revenge? You? HA! I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG! My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth are like swords! My claws, spears! The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath... DEATH! Well? Where are your riddles now?
[Bilbo has entered the Lonely Mountain, which once housed a kingdom of dwarves, but which is now Smaug's lair - Smaug is sleeping on a hill of gems and other riches, but wakes up when Bilbo reaches the heart of the mountain
: Well, thief? I smell you, I feel your air - and I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself; there's plenty, AND to spare. Bilbo Baggins
: [who is invisible
] Oh... thank you, Smaug the Magnificent! I did not come for wealth. I wish only to have a look at you, and see if you are truly as great as tales say; I did not believe them! Smaug
] ... Do you now? Bilbo Baggins
: They fall utterly short of reality, King SMAUG Under the Mountain! Smaug
: Hmmm... You have nice manners for a thief - and a LIAR.