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Jar Jar Binks (Character)
from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh mooey mooey I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Jar-Jar Binks: I spake!
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

[regarding returning to Otoh Gunga]
Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
[a rumbling is heard in the distance]
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen.

Jar Jar Binks: Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?

Jar Jar Binks: Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?

Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us?
Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

Jar Jar Binks: Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.
Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!
Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

Captain Tarpals: Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!
Jar-Jar Binks: Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back.
Captain Tarpals: No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time!
[Jar Jar gets shocked by a Gungan spear]
Jar-Jar Binks: Yipe! How wude!

[last lines]
Boss Nass: Peace!
Jar-Jar Binks: Ya-hoo!

Jar-Jar Binks: [to the Queen] Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

Jar Jar Binks: Where wesa goin?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't worry. The Force will guide us.
Jar Jar Binks: Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Let's get out of here before more droids show up
Jar-Jar Binks: More? More did you spake?

Jar-Jar Binks: Dis is nutsen
[looks out window]
Jar-Jar Binks: Oh Gooberfish
Obi-Wan: Why were you banished Jar-Jar?
Jar-Jar Binks: It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy
Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?
Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa might'n be sayin dat

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished.

Jar Jar Binks: [Sees R2-D2 and other R2 units for the first time] Hello boyos.

Jar-Jar Binks: Oh, maxi big the Force! Well, that smells stinkerwhiff.

Jar-Jar Binks: How rude!

Jar-Jar Binks: Exsqueeze me...

Qui-Gon Jinn: He owes me what you call a Life Debt.
Boss Nass: Binks? Yousa been havin' the life play with thissen hissen?
Jar-Jar Binks: Uh-huh.
Boss Nass: Blurublurublu! Be gone with him!
Jar-Jar Binks: Count me outa this one. Better dead here than dead at the core. Ye Gods! What is mesa sayin'?

Jar-Jar Binks: No again! No again! The beings hereabouts are kwazy! We shall be robbed and crunched!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Not likely, we have nothing of value. That's our problem.

Sith Apprentice (2005)
The Emperor: Jar-Jar...
JarJar Binks: Me-sa fired?
The Emperor: No. You-sa fried.
[the Emperor shoots electricity out of his hand and vaporizes Jar-Jar]

JarJar Binks: Mesa gonna show everyone how bombad mesa really is!

The Emperor: But I have to address one issue. You Jar-Jar!
JarJar Binks: Mesa?
The Emperor: Yes! Despite being an idiot, despite failing at nearly every task, despite being disliked by nearly everyone, you have managed to make it almost to the finals. I cannot let this go on. I cannot imagine you working at my side.
JarJar Binks: But wait! Mesa gave you complete control of the senate. Yousa have ultimate power now because of mesa.
The Emperor: Yes, that was a brilliant gamble on your part. I never understand how you pulled that off. But your usefulness to me has ended. You performed that task thinking you were doing good. I just can't condone that. I am! Evil you know!

Darth Maul: At last I will have ...
Darth Vader: We know!
Count Dooku: We know!
JarJar Binks: Wesa know!

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Bombad Jedi (#1.8)" (2008)
Jar Jar Binks: [finding a robe aboard Padmé's ship] Dat's a lookin like a Jedi robe. Whosa you supposin dis belongs to?
C-3PO: [uncomfortable] I wouldn't, um, know. Hm.

Jar Jar Binks: [putting on a Jedi robe] Wait! Mesa eyeball stuck in the sleeve!

Jar Jar Binks: [climbing up the detention tower on the outside] Desa rescuing is hard jobbin'

Onaconda Farr: Master Bombad, on behalf of the people of Rodia I thank you. You are either the bravest, or the most foolish Jedi I have ever met.
Jar Jar Binks: I'm just a Gungan, and I don't think I'm either.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Gungan Attack (#4.2)" (2011)
Boss Lyonie: Hmmm. Mesa need some thinking time to respond to dissa news.
Jar Jar Binks: Thinking? Nosa thinking! Mesa thinking Padmé would help us, has helped, us, big time! Wesa gotsta to help her now!
Boss Lyonie: Youssa right. Thinking time'sa done!

Jar Jar Binks: Ani! Mesa so happy to see you.
Anakin Skywalker: Perfect timing, Jar Jar.
Jar Jar Binks: Whassa? Mesa can't hear so good since we submergify!

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) (VG)
Jar Jar Binks: [just before walking into a camp of Battle Droids] Mesa clumsy, but mesa still help.

Jar Jar Binks: Watch out for da mackaneeks!

"The Colbert Report: George Lucas (#2.129)" (2006)
Stephen Colbert: [Colbert is flying a Jedi Starfighter, and crashes into an enemy base ala Star Wars Episode Three] Oh, no! I'm being attacked by a space monster! I'd better use my lightsaber to fight it.
[He leaps out of his fighter into a group of battle droids, annihilating them]
Battle Droid One: Watch out! We have a conservative broadcaster on the loose!
Battle Droid Two: We're going to need more droids.
Battle Droid One: What's he doing? He's out of his mind!
Battle Droid Two: These commentators are dangerous!
Battle Droid One: At least it's not Nancy Grace.
Jar Jar Binks: [after Stephen finishes off the last droid] Hey, Colberto! Waiten a minuta! Mesa have a question for yousa.
Stephen Colbert: [In a canned voice, as though trying to act] What's that Jar-Jar?
Jar Jar Binks: Now dat you defeated the droids and dis Rebel district is safe for democracy, whosa can we getsa to represent us? Mesa hoping it isn't dat little annoying boy from the desert wastelands who ended up joining the Empire. You know... Darth W. Vader?
Stephen Colbert: [In canned voice] Yousa wants to knowsa what congressdroid can representsa such a districta?
Jar Jar Binks: Whatsa wrong with yousa? Whosa speaks like that?
Stephen Colbert: [Puts arm around Jar-Jar] Why, it's none other than democratic representative Lynn Woolsey! I sat down with the congresswoman ...
[to Jar-Jar]
Stephen Colbert: bye - in her Washington office.

"Sketchy: Disney/Star Wars Corporate Retreat (#2.21)" (2013)
[Jar-Jar Binks confronts a crying Roger Rabbit]
Jar-Jar Binks: Why are you crying Mr. Rabbit?
[Roger Rabbit continues crying]
Jar-Jar Binks: [comforting Roger Rabbit] Oh, not a lot of people liking you either.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Shadow Warrior (#4.4)" (2011)
Jar Jar Binks: Thisa bad. Thisa very bad.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Jar Jar Binks: Senators. Dellow feligates...

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Supply Lines (#3.3)" (2010)
Jar Jar Binks: Let mesa thru. Mesa on a diplomatic mission.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Gungan General (#1.12)" (2009)
Jar Jar Binks: Der be some bombad clankens comin' dis way!
Commander Stone: Er... uh... what? Bombad clankens?