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: Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?
: Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet? Jolee Bindo
: Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen! Canderous Ordo
: Nice one, old man. Jolee Bindo
: What can I say? It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
[Being asked if Revan wants to really join the sith academy, Yuthura asks who his companions are
] Revan Shan
: Er... It's nothing , just my slaves.
[Jolee playing along
] Jolee Bindo
: My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.
[a tach is a 40 cm tall grass eating animal
] Jolee Bindo
: [after a long conversation
] Now let's get moving, shall we? If you stood still for so long on Kashyyyk, a tach would eat you!
] Bah! I don't want to talk about this anymore! My jaw aches!
: You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!
] Please human, will you help me? I'm dying... Revan Shan
: [dark side response
] You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling? Jolee Bindo
: Nice... REAL nice. Maybe later we can find some insects to pull the legs off of, hmm?
: All I did was kill a Sith! How many have you killed? Hundreds? Thousands? Jolee Bindo
: That's different, Sunry, and you know it! We don't kill them in cold blood while they sleep!
: I didn't say I left the Jedi Order. IT left ME.
: [during battle
] I'm never too old for THIS!
: How young are we talking? Jolee Bindo
: Well, let's just say I was a strapping young lad with a full head of hair, and Coruscant was a small town with a well, heh heh.
: [see Limp Bizkit's Nookie
] I did it all for the Wookiees. Revan Shan
: The Wookiees? Jolee Bindo
: The Wookiees!
: You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha. Revan Shan
: Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?
: But from now on you can just think of me as any other non-Jedi in our little group - with a light saber. And Force powers.
: We only got caught once. A lone Ukatish frigate shot us down and forced a crash landing. I thought the Force had abandoned me, as I remember. Revan Shan
: Well that was pretty stupid of you. Jolee Bindo
: Hmph. As I recall, I'm not the only person in this conversation who's been shot down out of the sky recently. Jolee Bindo
: Well, as it happens, getting shot down turned out to be very fortunate. That was the day that I... Revan Shan
: That was the day you what? Jolee Bindo
: Well, that... that was the day I met my wife. Revan Shan
: Your wife? You were married? Jolee Bindo
: You know another way to get a wife?
: Well, I'll be a Wookiee's uncle.
: The Council was never very happy with willful, brash Jolee Bindo, you see. Even less so when I began my smuggling career. Revan Shan
: *You* were a smuggler? Jolee Bindo
: Don't look at me like that, dammit! I wasn't always the wrinkled coot I am now, you know. I can still fight, too, so wipe off that smirk I see there.