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Obi-Wan Kenobi (Character)
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Obi-Wan: Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

Jango Fett: Do you like your army?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I look forward to seeing them in action.
Jango Fett: They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.

[while chasing Padme's assassin, Obi-Wan and Anakin track her to a nightclub]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin Skywalker: Don't say that Master... You're the closest thing I have to a father... I love you. I don't want to cause you pain.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Then why don't you listen to me?
Anakin Skywalker: I try, Master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Can you see him?
Anakin Skywalker: I think he's a she... and I think she's a Changeling.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: In that case be extra careful. Go and find her.
[He heads towards the bar]
Anakin Skywalker: Where are you going, Master?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: For a drink.
[while Anakin searches the nightclub for the assassin, Obi-Wan sits down at the counter, and the dealer to his right turns to him]
Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death-sticks?
[Obi-Wan executes the Jedi Mind Trick]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: Ah, I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.
[Elan leaves. The assassin closes in on Obi-Wan, but just before she can shoot him, he turns around and uses his lightsaber to cut off her arm. Anakin is suddenly at Obi-Wan's side]
Anakin Skywalker: Easy... Jedi business. Go back to your drinks.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, may the force be with you.
Anakin: May the force be with you, Master.

Obi-Wan: You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings.

Obi-Wan: Where are you going? He went that way!
Anakin: Master, if we keep this chase going any longer that creep is gonna end up deep fried. And personally, I'd very much like to find out who he is, and who he's working for. This is a short cut... I think.
Obi-Wan: Well, you've lost him!

Anakin: She went into the club, master.
Obi-Wan: Patience. Use the force. Think.

Yoda: The council is confident in its decision, Obi-Wan.
Mace Windu: The boy has exceptional skills.
Obi-Wan: But he still has much to learn, Master. His abilities have made him... well arrogant.
Yoda: Yes. Yes. A flaw more and more common among Jedi. Too sure of themselves they are. Even the older, more experienced ones.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, don't do anything without consulting either myself or the Council.

Anakin: I've heard this lesson before.
Obi-Wan: You haven't learned anything, Anakin.

[after Obi-Wan injures Zam inside the Night Club, Anakin and Obi-Wan drag her out into the alley to interrogate her]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Do you know who it was you were trying to kill?
Zam Wesell: It was a Senator from Naboo.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: And who hired you?
Zam Wesell: It was just a job.
Anakin Skywalker: Who hired you? Tell us.
[Zam stays silent; Anakin raises his tone with anger]
Anakin Skywalker: Tell us now!
Zam Wesell: It was a bounty hunter called...
[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.
Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan: [looks at his handcuffed hands] Good job.

Yoda: [Yoda is training children to be Jedi at the Jedi Temple. Obi-Wan comes in and explains he's looking for a planet] Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Find it, we will try.
Obi-Wan: [Pointing to a spot in the star hologram] This is where it ought to be, but it isn't. Gravity is pulling all the stars in this area inward to this spot. There should be a star here, but there isn't.
Yoda: Most interesting. Gravity's silhouette remains, but the star and all its planets have disappeared. How can this be?
J.K. Burtola: [One of the children raises his hand] Because someone erased it from the archive memory.
Jedi Bear Clan: [All of the children] That's right! Yes! That's what happened! Someone erased it!
Mari Amithest: If the planet blew up, the gravity would go away.
Yoda: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. Uncluttered. To the center of the pull of gravity go, and find your planet you will.
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda, who could have erased information from the archives? That's impossible, isn't it?
Yoda: [Frowning] Much harder to answer, that question is.

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.

Anakin: You're the closest thing I have to a father.
Obi-Wan: Then why don't you listen to me?

[last lines]
Obi-Wan: I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory.
Yoda: Victory? Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has.

Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.

Obi-Wan: Blast. This is why I hate flying.

[In the speeder, while chasing the assassin]
Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that.
Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide.

Anakin: You're going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW!
Obi-Wan: No Anakin, NO!

Anakin: If you'll excuse me Master.
[Anakin jumps out of the speeder]
Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that.

Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.

Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked...
Obi-Wan: There he is.
Anakin: ...with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

Count Dooku: May I ask why a Jedi Knight is all the way out here on Geonosis?
Obi-Wan: I'm tracking a bounty hunter named Jango Fett. Do you know him?
Count Dooku: There are no bounty hunters here that I am aware of. The Geonosians don't trust them.

[as he realizes the man he just pushed off a building is still attached to him]
Obi-Wan: Oh, not good.

Obi-Wan: They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.

[to Obi-Wan]
Count Dooku: As you can see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now, back down.
[shoots Sith lighting at Obi-Wan who blocks it with his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan: I don't think so.

Count Dooku: Geonosians don't trust bounty hunters.
Obi-Wan: Well, who can blame them?

Obi-Wan: You're sweating.

Count Dooku: You must join me, Obi-Wan, and together we will destroy the Sith!
Obi-Wan: I will never join you.

Count Dooku: What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith?
Obi-Wan: No, that's not possible. The Jedi would sense it.
Count Dooku: The Dark Side has clouded their vision. Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Sidious.
Obi-Wan: I don't believe you.

Obi-Wan: I will never join you, Dooku.
Count Dooku: It may be difficult to secure your release.

Obi-Wan: Well that's Anakin's tracking signal, all right. But it's coming from Tatooine. What the blazes is he doing there? I told him to stay on Naboo.

[while pursuing Count Dooku, a laserblast knocks Padme out of the gunship]
Anakin: PADME!
[to pilot]
Anakin: Put the ship down!
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Don't let your personal feelings get in the way!
[to pilot]
Obi-Wan: Follow that speeder.
Anakin: Lower the ship!
Obi-Wan: I can't take Dooku alone! I need you! If we catch him, we can end this war right now! We have a job to do!
Anakin: I don't care! Put the ship down!
Obi-Wan: You will be expelled from the Jedi order!
Obi-Wan: COME TO YOUR SENSES! What do you think Padme would do were she in your position?
Anakin: [pause] She would do her duty.

Obi-Wan: And don't forget, she's a politician, and they're *not* to be trusted.

Obi-Wan: These Kaminos, are they friendly?
Dexter Jettster: That depends.
Obi-Wan: Depends on what Dex?
Dexter Jettster: On how well your manners are, and how big your pocketbook is.

Obi-Wan: I hope he doesn't try anything foolish.
Captain Typho: I'd be more concerned about *her* doing something than him.

Dexter Jettster: This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino Saberdart.
Obi-Wan: I wonder why it didn't show up in the analysis archives.
Dexter Jettster: It's these funny little cuts on the side that give it away. Those analysis droids only focus on symbols. Huh! I should think that you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and... heh heh heh... wisdom.
Obi-Wan: Well if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?

Obi-Wan: [returning Anakin's lightsaber] This weapon is your life.

Obi-Wan: Do you believe what Dooku said about this 'Darth Sidious' controlling the senate? It doesn't feel right.
Yoda: Joined the Dark Side Dooku has. Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now.

Obi-Wan: You look tired.
Anakin: I haven't had much sleep of late.
Obi-Wan: Because of your mother?
[Anakin nods]
Obi-Wan: ...Dreams pass in time.

Obi-Wan: It's a great pleasure to see you again, milady.
Padme: It has been far too long, Master Kenobi. Ani? My goodness you've grown.
Anakin: So have you. Grown more beautiful, I mean. Well, for a Senator I mean.

Obi-Wan: Ever make your way as far into the interior as Coruscant?
Jango Fett: Once or twice.
Obi-Wan: Recently?
Jango Fett: Possibly.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Captain Typho has more than enough men downstairs. No assassin will try that way. Any activity up here?
Anakin Skywalker: Quiet as a tomb. I don't like just waiting here for something to happen to her.
[Obi-Wan checks a palm-sized view scanner he has pulled out of his utility belt. It views R2D2, over by the door, but no sign of Padme's bed]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What's going on?
Anakin Skywalker: [shrugs] She covered the cameras. I don't think she liked me watching her.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What is she thinking?
Anakin Skywalker: She programmed R2 to warn us if there's an intruder.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's not an intruder I'm worried about. There are many other ways to kill a Senator.
Anakin Skywalker: I know, but we also want to catch this assassin. Don't we, Master?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're using her as bait?
Anakin Skywalker: It was her idea... Don't worry, no harm will come to her. I can sense everything going on in that room. Trust me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's too risky... besides, your senses aren't that attuned, young apprentice.
Anakin Skywalker: And yours are?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Possibly.
[Cuts to a shot of Zam Wesell loading a probe droid and dispatching it. When it cuts back, Anakin and Obi-Wan have moved their conversation to the balcony]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You look tired.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't sleep well anymore.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because of your mother?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't know why I keep dreaming about her now. I haven't seen her since I was little.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Dreams pass in time.
Anakin Skywalker: I'd rather dream of Padmé. Just being around her again is... intoxicating.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Be mindful of your thoughts, Anakin, they betray you. You've made a commitment to the Jedi Order... a commitment not easily broken... and don't forget she's a politician. They're not to be trusted.
[the probe droid cuts a hole into Padme's window. R2 awakens, but when he sees no alarm, he shuts off]
Anakin Skywalker: She's not like the others in the Senate, Master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's been my experience that Senators are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns... and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those funds.
Anakin Skywalker: Not another lecture, Master. Not on the economics of politics...
[They return to the main room]
Anakin Skywalker: ... and besides, you're generalizing. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Palpatine's a politician. I've observed that he is very clever at following the passions and prejudices of the Senators.
[R2 sounds an alarm as the poisonous Kohuns get within inches of Padme's face]
Anakin Skywalker: I think he is a good man. My instincts are very positive about...
[He stops]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I sense it, too.
[They move and quickly kill the Kohuns]

Obi-Wan: [Jocasta Nu asks Obi-Wan if he's having a problem] Yes, I'm trying to find a planet system called Kamino. It doesn't seem to show upon any of the archive charts.
Madame Jocasta Nu: Kamino? It's not a system I'm familiar with. Let me see.
Madame Jocasta Nu: Are you sure you have the right co-ordinates?
Obi-Wan: According to my information, it should be in this quadrant somewhere, just south of the Rishi Maze.
Madame Jocasta Nu: No co-ordinates? It sounds like the kind of directions you'd get from a street tout, some old miner or Furbog trader.
Obi-Wan: All three actually.
Madame Jocasta Nu: Are you sure it exists?
Obi-Wan: Absolutely.
Madame Jocasta Nu: Let me do a gravitational scan.
[They study the star hologram]
Madame Jocasta Nu: There are some inconsistencies here. Maybe the planet you're looking for was destroyed.
Obi-Wan: Wouldn't that be on record?
Madame Jocasta Nu: It ought to be. Unless it was very recent.
[She shakes her head]
Madame Jocasta Nu: I hate to say it, but it looks like the system you're searching for doesn't exist.
Obi-Wan: That's impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
Madame Jocasta Nu: The archives are comprehensive and totally secure, my young Jedi. One thing you may be absolutely sure of - if an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist!

Anakin Skywalker: [as he and Obi-Wan come running to Count Dooku] You're gonna pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together.
Anakin Skywalker: You go slowly while I take him now!
[runs toward Dooku]
Obi-Wan: No! Anakin, no! No!
[Dooku electrifies Anakin with his hands]
Count Dooku: [to Obi-Wan] as you see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now, back up.
[tries to electrify Obi-Wan, who blocks the electricity with his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan: I don't think so.
[Dooku ignites lightsaber and fights]
Count Dooku: Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high steam.
[fights more]
Count Dooku: Surely you can do better!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [deleted scene; Obi-Wan and Mace are walking along the Jedi Landing Platform] It appears someone doesn't want us to know about this Kamino System.
Mace Windu: Which means there's something happening in their System we should know about.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Master, do you think a Jedi could have erased those files?
Mace Windu: I hope not.
[they walk over to Obi-Wan's Jedi Starfighter]
Mace Windu: This disturbance in the Force is making it hard to get a sense of things.
[the small platform they are on with Obi-Wan's Starfighter moves outside]
Mace Windu: [pause]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm concerned with my Padawan. He is not ready to be on his own.
Mace Windu: If the prophesy is true, he is the one who will bring balance to the Force.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: But he still has much to learn. His skills have made him, well, arrogant. I realize now what you and Master Yoda said from the beginning, the boy was too old to start his training. Master we should not be given this assignment. I fear Anakin will not be able to protect the Senator.
Mace Windu: Why?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He has an emotional collection with her. It's been there since he was a boy. Now he's confused. Distracted.
Mace Windu: Obi-Wan, you must have faith that he will choose the right path.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [bows his head] Yes, Master.
[gets into his Starfighter and takes off]

Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: [using a Jedi Mind Trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: Uh, I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan, may the force be with you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Goodbye old friend. May the force be with you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [after finding the young dead Jedi's in the temple] Who? Who could have done this?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [referring to Anakin] When is the last time you saw him?
Padmé: Yesterday.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Do you know where he is now?
Padmé: No.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Padmé, I need your help. He is in grave danger.
Padmé: From the Sith?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: From himself. Padmé, Anakin has turned to the Dark Side.
Padmé: You're wrong! How could you even SAY that?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have seen a security hologram... of him... killing Younglings.
Padmé: No! Not Anakin! He couldn't...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He was decieved by a lie... we all were. It appears that the Chancellor is behind everything, including the war! After the death of Count Dooku, Anakin became his new apprentice.
Padmé: I don't believe you. I can't...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Padmé, I must find him.
Padmé: You're going to kill him, aren't you?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He has become a very great threat.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [He gets off of the couch, walking towards his ship] Anakin is the father, isn't he?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Padmé doesn't know what to say] I'm so sorry.

Obi-Wan: [crashing towards the hangar] Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.

[a large part of Greivous's ship breaks away]
R2-D2: [beeps] Uh-oh.
Anakin Skywalker: We lost something.
Obi-Wan: Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship.

Anakin Skywalker: Ray shields.
Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.
Anakin Skywalker: Apparently not. I say patience.
Obi-Wan: Patience?
Anakin Skywalker: Yes. R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the ray shields.
[R2 comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall]
Anakin Skywalker: See? No problem.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Chancellor is behind everything, including the war. Palpatine is the Sith Lord we've been searching for.

Obi-Wan: Very well. The burden is on me not to destroy all the droids before you get there.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your new Empire?
Anakin Skywalker: Don't make me kill you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy.
Anakin Skywalker: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [realizing that Anakin is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
[draws his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker: You will try.
[draws his lightsaber and confronts Obi-Wan]

Anakin Skywalker: You turned her against me!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have done that yourself.
Anakin Skywalker: You will not take her from me!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

[R2-D2 tries repeatedly to control an elevator that Anakin and Obi-Wan are in while avoiding battle droids at the same time]
Anakin Skywalker: What was that all about?
Obi-Wan: Well, R2 has been...
Anakin Skywalker: No loose wire jokes.
Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
Anakin Skywalker: He's trying.
Obi-Wan: I didn't say anything.

[Obi-Wan regains consciousness while hanging precariously inside an elevator shaft underneath Anakin]
Anakin Skywalker: Easy! We're in a bit of a situation.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Did I miss something?

Obi-Wan: [jumps down to Grievous] Hello, there.
[sees he is surrounded by hundreds of battle droids]

[Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda are escaping the Jedi temple as Obi-Wan noticed the hologram center]
Obi-Wan: Wait, Master. There is something I must know.
Yoda: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.
Obi-Wan: I must know the truth, Master.
[Obi-Wan watches the recordings of Jedi, even younglings, being slaughtered]
Obi-Wan: It can't be... It can't be...
Anakin Skywalker: The traitors have been taken care of, Lord Sidious.
Darth Sidious: Good... Good... you have done well, my apprentice. Now Lord Vader, go and bring peace to the Empire.
Obi-Wan: [switches off the hologram] I can't watch any more.
Yoda: Destroy the Sith we must.

[Anakin has been appointed onto the council, but denied mastership]
Anakin Skywalker: I swear to you... I didn't ask to be put on the council.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: But it's what you wanted. Your friendship with Chancellor Palpatine seems to have paid off. Anakin, I am on your side. I did not want to put you in this situation
Anakin Skywalker: What situation?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Council wants you to report on all the Chancellor's dealings.
Anakin Skywalker: They want me to spy on the Chancellor? But that is treason!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We are at war, Anakin.

Obi-Wan: Now, let's get a move on. We've got a battle to win here.
Commander Cody: Yes, sir.
[Obi-Wan and his lizard ride off. Commander Cody stops and opens his comlink, revealing the hologram of Darth Sidious]
Darth Sidious: Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66.
Commander Cody: Yes, my Lord.
[the comlink is shut. Cody gestures towards Obi-Wan]
Commander Cody: Blast him!

Tion Medon: Greetings, young Jedi. What brings you to our remote sanctuary?
Obi-Wan: Unfortunately, the war.
Tion Medon: There is no war here unless you've brought it with you.
Obi-Wan: With your kind permission, I should like some fuel and to use your city as a base as I search nearby systems for General Grievous.
Tion Medon: [Tion Medon signals a ground crew to refuel Obi Wan's ship and moves closer] He is here. We are being held hostage. They are watching us.
Obi-Wan: I understand.
Tion Medon: The tenth level... thousands of Battle Droids...
Obi-Wan: Tell your people to take shelter. If you have warriors, now is the time.

Obi-Wan: [after Anakin crash-lands The Invisible Hand onto a landing platform] Another happy landing.

Obi-Wan: Flying is for droids.

Anakin Skywalker: I sense Count Dooku.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I sense a trap.
Anakin Skywalker: Next move?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [smiling] Spring the trap.

Obi-Wan: [General Grievous' ship is about to crash land] Can you fly a cruiser like this?
Anakin Skywalker: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing?

General Grievous: Anakin Skywalker. I expected someone with your reputation to be a little... older.
Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous... you're shorter than I expected.
General Grievous: Jedi scum!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We have a job to do, Anakin. Try not to upset him.

Obi-Wan: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!
Anakin Skywalker: [shouts] I HATE YOU!
Obi-Wan: You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!

Obi-Wan: Not even the younglings survived.

[about Anakin]
Obi-Wan: Always on the move.

[Padme is in the medical center]
GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.
Obi-Wan: She's dying?
GH-7 Medical Droid: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies.
Senator Bail Organa: Babies?
GH-7 Medical Droid: She's carrying twins.

Obi-Wan: I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you.
Anakin Skywalker: I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
Anakin Skywalker: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan: Well, then you are lost!
Anakin Skywalker: [raises his lightsaber] This is the end for you, my master.

[after Anakin is assigned by the Jedi to spy on Chancellor Palpatine]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin did not take to his new assignment with much enthusiasm.
Mace Windu: It's very dangerous, putting them together. I don't think the boy can handle it. I don't trust him.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: With all due respect, Master, is he not the Chosen One? Is he not to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force?
Mace Windu: So the prophecy says.
Yoda: A prophecy that misread could have been.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He will not let me down. He never has.
Yoda: I hope right you are.

[first lines]
[R2-D2 bleeps]
Anakin Skywalker: Lock on to him R2.
[R2-D2 responds with more bleeping]
Anakin Skywalker: Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead. The one crawling with Vulture droids.
Obi-Wan: Oh, I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.

General Grievous: Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, I don't think so.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, let's be fair. Today you were the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.
Anakin Skywalker: All right. But you owe me one, and for not saving your skin for the tenth time.
Obi-Wan: *Ninth* time. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't- doesn't count.

[deprived of his lightsaber, Obi-Wan kills General Grievous with the general's own blaster]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [throws the gun away] Uh! So uncivilized.

Anakin Skywalker: You're going to need me on this one, Master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, I agree. Though it could turn out to just be a wild bantha chase.

Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.
Anakin Skywalker: You underestimate my power!
Obi-Wan: Don't try it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Odd Ball, do you copy?
Clone Captain "Odd Ball" Davijaan: Copy Red Leader.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Mark your squad up behind me.
Clone Captain "Odd Ball" Davijaan: We're on your tail General Kenobi. Set S-foils into attack position.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there!
General Grievous: General Kenobi, you are a bold one!

Anakin Skywalker: From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Then you are lost!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Roger...
Anakin Skywalker: Roger.
[they both laugh]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [as he and Anakin walk into a room and find Chancellor Palpatine in a chair] Chancellor.
Anakin Skywalker: You all right?
Supreme Chancellor: Count Dooku.
[Anakin and Obi-Wan turn around to and see Count Dooku with two Super Battle Droids]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This time we'll do it together.
Anakin Skywalker: I was about to say that.
Supreme Chancellor: You can't be any match for him, he's a Sith Lord.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
[he and Anakin take off robes]
Count Dooku: Your swords, please. You don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
[he, Anakin, and Dooku ignite lightsabers and fight]
Count Dooku: I've been looking forward to this.
Anakin Skywalker: My powers are double since the last time we met, Count.
Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
[fights more]
Supreme Chancellor: [as Obi-Wan falls and gets back up, running toward Dooku] Get him!
[Dooku chokes Obi-Wan and throws him down the stairs]

Star Wars (1977)
[Ponda Baba gives Luke a rough shove and starts yelling at Luke in an alien language which Luke doesn't understand]
Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He doesn't like you.
Luke Skywalker: Sorry.
Dr. Evazan: [grabbing Luke] *I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke Skywalker: I'll be careful.
Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out a blaster]
Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
[Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber, killing Dr. Evazan and severing Ponda Baba's arm]

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Luke Skywalker: What is it?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.
Luke Skywalker: I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [as Luke wakes up after being knocked out by Tuskan Raiders] Rest easy, son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece.
Luke Skywalker: Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy, am I glad to see you.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?
Luke Skywalker: [indicating R2-D2] This little droid. I think he's searching for his former master. I've never seen such devotion in a droid before. Ah, he claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what he's talking about?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [thoughtfully] Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Luke Skywalker: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, he's not dead. Not yet.
Luke Skywalker: You know him?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: But of course I know him. He's me.
[R2 beeps in surprise]
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since... oh, before you were born.

Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon. It's a space station.

Princess Leia Organa: General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to Luke] You must learn the ways of the Force, if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
Luke Skywalker: Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan, I've gotta get *home*, it's late, I'm in for it as it is!
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
Luke Skywalker: Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's your uncle talking.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the empire.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to R2-D2] Hello there.
[R2 beeps]
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid.
[R2 beeps a question]
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh don't worry, he'll be alright.

Luke Skywalker: How did my father die?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Luke Skywalker: I don't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Should I have?
Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.
Han Solo: [chuckles] What is it? Some kind of local trouble?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

Han Solo: I don't what we're gonna do now. Even if I could take off, I could never get past the tractor beam.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Leave that to me.
Han Solo: Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force will be with you, always.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Use the Force, Luke.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Luke Skywalker: No, my father didn't fight in the Clone Wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved.
Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Clone Wars?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes. I was once a Jedi knight, the same as your father.
Luke Skywalker: I wish I'd known him.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand that you've become quite a good pilot yourself.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: And he was a good friend.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.

Han Solo: Stay sharp. There's two more coming in. They're gonna try and cut us off.
Luke: Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast!
Han Solo: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home! We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose 'em.
[the ship shudders as an explosion flashes outside the window]
Han Solo: Here's where the fun begins.
Obi-Wan: How long before you can make the jump to light speed?
Han Solo: It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the navi-computer.
[the ship begins to rock violently as lasers hit it]
Luke: Are you kidding? At the rate they're gaining...?
Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it.
Luke: [notices a flashing light] ... What's that flashing?
Han Solo: [slaps Luke's hand away] We're losing a deflector shield. Go strap yourselves in. I'm going to make the jump to light speed.
[And so they do]

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [after hiding from the stormtroopers on the Millennium Falcon] Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Luke Skywalker: You know, I did feel something. I could almost see the remote.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's good. You have taken your first step into a larger world.

[Luke, Obi-Wan, and the droids find the Sandcrawler that the droids were sold from trashed and a majority of the Jawas dead]
Luke Skywalker: It *looks* like the Sandpeople did this, alright. Look, there's gaffi sticks, Bantha tracks. It's just, I never heard of them hit anything this big before.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: They didn't, but we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side-by-side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers.
Luke Skywalker: These are the same Jawas that sold us R2 and 3PO.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.
Luke Skywalker: But why would Imperial troops want to slaughter Jawas? If they traced the robots here, they may have learned who they sold them to and that would lead them back...
[runs towards his Landspeeder]
Luke Skywalker: ... Home!
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Wait, Luke! It's too dangerous!
[Luke boards his Landspeeder and takes off towards his homestead]

Darth Vader: [as Obi-Wan finds him and ignites lightsaber] I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, but now I am the master.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[fights Vader]
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
[fights more]
Darth Vader: You should not have come back.
[fights more]
Luke: [Obi-Wan spots him and allows himself to be killed] NO!
[stormtroopers shoot at him]

Obi-Wan: You must do what you think is right, of course.

[the Millennium Falcon emerges from hyperspace]
Han Solo: What the-? We've come out of hyperspace into a meteor shower, some kind of asteroid collision. It's not on any of the charts!
Luke Skywalker: What's going on?
Han Solo: Our position's correct, except... no Alderaan.
Luke Skywalker: What do you mean? Where is it?
Han Solo: That's what I'm trying to tell you, kid, it ain't there, it's been totally blown away.
Luke Skywalker: *What*? How?
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Destroyed by the Empire.
Han Solo: The entire starfleet couldn't destroy the whole planet. It'd take a thousand ships, with more firepower than I've...
[alarm sounds]

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?

Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.
Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment.

[regarding returning to Otoh Gunga]
Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
[a rumbling is heard in the distance]
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen.

Obi-Wan: Do not defy the council, Master, not again.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I shall do what I must, Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.

Obi-Wan: The council has granted me permission to train you. You will be a Jedi, I promise.

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?

Obi-Wan: The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?

Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.

Obi-Wan: Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.

Obi-Wan: We haven't much time.

Qui-Gon Jinn: [mumbles, as Obi-Wan sits him up after battle with Darth Maul] Uhh, it's too late, it...
Obi-Wan: No!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, promise... Promise me you will train the boy.
Obi-Wan: Yes, master.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [wiping a tear from Obi-Wan's right cheek] He is the chosen one. He will bring balance. Train him.
[nods, cries over Qui-Gon Jinn's body]

Jar-Jar Binks: Dis is nutsen
[looks out window]
Jar-Jar Binks: Oh Gooberfish
Obi-Wan: Why were you banished Jar-Jar?
Jar-Jar Binks: It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy
Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?
Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa might'n be sayin dat

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Legacy of Terror (#2.7)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, let's make sure we don't have to take Geonosis a third time.

Anakin Skywalker: What were those things? We couldn't kill them.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've heard stories of a Geonosian hyve mind so powerful, so strong, that it can maintain it's connection with it's warriors even after they have died.
Anakin Skywalker: And you think that's why we couldn't kill them? Because they're...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Already dead, yes.
Anakin Skywalker: That can't be true. That's impossible!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The air is warmer here. We must be getting close.
Anakin Skywalker: Forget the heat.
Anakin Skywalker: It smells in here.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Keep your voice down.
Anakin Skywalker: I'm just saying... This planet is rotten from the inside out.

Anakin Skywalker: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It must be... the Queen.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Must you always rush into things?
Anakin Skywalker: Oh no. You don't actually want to talk to it, do you?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: As a matter of fact, I do.

Anakin Skywalker: How did you know they wouldn't just attack us?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because I make observations while you think with your lightsaber.

Anakin Skywalker: Look, when this doesn't go as planned, which it won't, I'll be ready.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is so reassuring.

Luminara Unduli: I thought I told you not to follow me, Master Kenobi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes well, I took a lesson from Anakin and decided not to follow orders.
Anakin Skywalker: Hey...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Majesty, destroying us shall only make the Republic's judgement of you harsher.
Queen Karina: No, Jedi, no. I no destroy you, I devour you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Come now, the nose or the ear, which one do you think it will enter?
Anakin Skywalker: [sighs] I think the nose...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Anakin crushes one of the Queen's brain worms with his foot] What are you doing? I was going to study that!
Anakin Skywalker: Study the bottom of my boot.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) (VG)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Four lightsabers? You'll need them, Grevious.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [about Grevious' guards] You're just a battle droid with an ego malfunction.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Fancy armor is no match for skill.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [jumps to upper level to avoid droid cannon] This should take care of those cannons.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [cannon elevates to upper level] ... or not.

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: [a buzz droid blocks Anakin and Obi-Wan's path in the fuel chamber] Do you want this one, or should I take it?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [three more buzz droids join it] By all means Anakin, help yourself.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to the Magnaguards] Let's see what you can do with that Staff!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I only wanted what was best for you, Anakin. I wasn't prepared to train someone like you!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: That's your failing, not mine!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Perhaps I did fail you, but I won't abandon you to the dark side!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: That's not YOUR descision to make!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to Anakin] I should have left you on Tatooine.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to Darth Vader] You are a mess!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to Darth Vader] You are an abomination to the Living Force!

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Voyage of Temptation (#2.13)" (2010)
Satine Kryze: Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole known as Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your Highness is too kind.
Satine Kryze: You're right, I am.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Do you always carry a deactivator?
Satine Kryze: Just because I'm a pacifist doesn't mean I won't defend myself.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Now you sound like a Jedi.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Just like that swarm of venom-mites on Draboon, remember?
Satine Kryze: How could I forget? I still have the scar.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Begging your pardon, Duchess, I distinctly remember carrying you to safety.
Satine Kryze: I meant the scar I got after you fell and dropped me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh.

Orn Free Taa: Ah! Dessert, excellent.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This morsel may prove too much even for the legendary appetite of Orn Free Taa.

Anakin Skywalker: This may not be the time to ask, but were you and Satine ever...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don't see how that has any bearing on the situation at hand!

Anakin Skywalker: I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Right... Anakin, no! She's not my girlfr...

Satine Kryze: Obi-Wan... it looks like I may never see you again. I don't know quite how to say this, but I've loved you from the moment you came to my aid, all those years ago.
Tal Merrik: [rolls his eyes] I don't believe this.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Satine, this is hardly the time or place for...
[notices her desperation]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Alright. Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi order.

Tal Merrik: [held at gunpoint by Satine] Interesting turnabout. But even if I do not deliver the Duchess to the Sepratists, I still win. The second I'm away, I'll simply trigger the explosives and blow the Coronet to bits.
Satine Kryze: I will NOT allow that!
Tal Merrik: [laughs] What are you going to do? If you shoot me, you brand yourself a hypocrite to every pacifist idea you hold dear. And you, Kenobi, you're no stranger to violence. You'd be hailed as a hero by everyone on the ship. Well, almost everyone.
[Obi-Wan glances at Satine]
Tal Merrik: Come on, then. Who will strike first and brand themselves a cold-blooded killer?
[Anakin stabs Merrik through the chest, killing him]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin...
Anakin Skywalker: What? He was gonna blow up the ship.

Satine Kryze: I'm not too sure about the beard.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Why? What's wrong with it?
Satine Kryze: It hides too much of your handsome face.
Anakin Skywalker: Whoa. What was that all about?

[last lines]
Anakin Skywalker: [about Satine] A remarkable woman.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, remarkable...

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Mandalore Plot (#2.12)" (2010)
Satine Kryze: Well, Master Kenobi, my shining Jedi Knight to the rescue once again.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: After all these years, you're even more beautiful than ever.
Satine Kryze: Kind words for a man who accuses me of treachery.

Satine Kryze: I have to tell you, I'm opposed to all of this!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'd be disappointed if you weren't.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well it certainly took you long enough!
Satine Kryze: You know, I haven't saved you yet!

Satine Kryze: For a man sworn to peace, you take an unseemly pleasure in the injuries of others.
Satine Kryze: For a woman sworn to non-violence, you don't seem troubled that I could have been killed.
Satine Kryze: But you weren't. And yet I still haven't heard any thanks.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, you certainly haven't changed much.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: We'll have to stand and fight. Or in your case, just stand.

Satine Kryze: I suppose we're even now.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: How so?
Satine Kryze: I saved your life, you saved mine.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, well, mine was the more daring of the two rescues.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Satine...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A peacekeeper belongs on the front lines of conflict. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to do his job.
Satine Kryze: The work of a peacekeeper is to make sure that conflict does not arise.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, a noble description, but not a realistic one.
Satine Kryze: Is reality what makes a Jedi abandon his ideals? Or is it simply a response to political convenience?

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Mystery of a Thousand Moons (#1.18)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh well, just another boring day saving the universe.

Anakin Skywalker: [pointing his lightsaber at the Doctor] Where's the antidote, Vindi?
Dr. Nuvo Vindi: [chuckles wickedly] You mistake my role, Jedi. My job was to manufacture plaque. Not to cure it.
Anakin Skywalker: We don't have time for games.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Patience, Anakin. There's more than one way to skin a womp rat

Anakin Skywalker: There it is: Iego. What do you make of this?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It looks like a graveyard... of ships.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Very impressive. You've just destroyed seventeen defenseless Battle droids without suffering a scratch.
Anakin Skywalker: [another B1 falls apart] Eighteen, actually.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.

Amit Noloff: Cursed we are... the planet is cursed!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Cursed by whom, my twitchy friend?
Amit Noloff: The ghost of Drol, that's who!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A ghost?
Amit Noloff: The spirit of the thousand moons. Our protector and destroyer.
Anakin Skywalker: If you ask me, sounds like a load of...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [quickly interrupting] Superstition?
Anakin Skywalker: That's one word for it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A great leap forward often requires taking two steps back.
Anakin Skywalker: And sometimes all it requires is the will to jump.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Lawless (#5.16)" (2013)
Satine Kryze: [via a recorded transmission] This is a message for Obi-Wan Kenobi. I've lost Mandalore. My people have been massacred, and Almec is now the Prime Minister. I can't explain everything now, but Almec has the support of the crime families. Obi-Wan, I need your help.
[transmission ends]
Yoda: Your thoughts on this, Master Kenobi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Satine has been at odds with the Death Watch for years. And according to a report from Padawan Tano, they're no longer in league with the Separatists. If there was a takeover on Mandalore, it was most likely an independent act caused by the Death Watch alone.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Without involvement from the Separatists, this is an internal affair for the Mandalorians. I'm afraid we cannot help.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We cannot just hand Mandalore over to these crime families and let Satine become a martyr.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: I'm afraid her decision to keep Mandalore neutral makes this situation... difficult.
Yoda: Understand your feelings I do, Obi-Wan. But to take action, support from the Republic Senate we will need.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You know what the Senate will decide. They will not send aid to a neutral system.
Yoda: At this time, nothing more can we do.

Satine Kryze: [Mistaking a disguised Obi-Wan for Death Watch] Here to do more of your master's bidding?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [reveals himself] I do my own bidding.
Satine Kryze: Obi-Wan!
[hugs him]
Satine Kryze: Are you alone?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, the Jedi Council and Galactic Senate will be of no help to us here.
Satine Kryze: I trust you have an escape plan, then?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: As always, my dear.

Satine Kryze: We have to contact my sister for help. She'll send reinforcements.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who's your sister?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sorry, I don't believe we've met. You are?
Bo-Katan: Bo-Katan. I'm here to rescue you, that's all you need to know.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sounds good to me.
Bo-Katan: [Holding up a Mandalorian jet pack] You ever use one of these before?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No, but in this case I'm a fast learner.

Bo-Katan: Maul must really want you dead.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have no idea.

Bo-Katan: Go back to your Republic and tell them what's happened!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That would likely lead to an invasion of Mandalore!
Bo-Katan: Yes, and Maul will die! But Mandalore will survive! We always survive. Now go.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ...You're Satine's sister, aren't you? I'm so sorry...

Darth Maul: Your noble flaw is a weakness shared by you...
[lifts Satine into the air with a force choke]
Darth Maul: ... And your Duchess. You should have chosen the dark side, master Jedi. Your emotions betray you. Your fear, and yesss... your anger! Let your anger deepen your hatred!
Satine Kryze: Don't listen to him, Obi!
Satine Kryze: Quiet!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can kill me, but you will never destroy me. It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.
Darth Maul: It is more powerful than you know.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: And those who oppose it are more powerful than you'll ever be. I know where you're from, I've been to your village. I know the decision to join the dark side wasn't yours. The Nightsisters made it for you.
Darth Maul: SILENCE! You think you know me? It was I who languished for years thinking of nothing but you. Nothing but this moment. And now, the perfect tool for my vengeance is in front of us. I never planned on killing you, but I will make you share my pain, Kenobi.

ANI: A Parody (2014)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Holding his head] It's as if a million voices cried out in terror... and then were suddenly silenced.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have the worst hangover in history.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You see, only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Tarkin: Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense at all.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I on the other hand, deal in Absolut!
[drinks from a bottle of vodka]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Whoo! We're having fun now, man!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Don't you see, don't you see, there has to be a balance in harmony between light and the dark side. And to create that harmony, we wanted to wipe out the dark side! And then all of a sudden two Siths come along and they kill all but two Jedis? That's not balance.

Tarkin: Do you remember Ani?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes. I loved him like a brother. So I cut him in half... and I put him in a volcano.
Tarkin: Oh... well... he's better now.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh good, well quit Tarkin all the muff and let's have a drink, shall we?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well... it's like... goddammit, right? It's like, y-y-you think you kill a guy... and then he shows up as a goddamn robut. And this is the second time this has happened to me!

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Overlords (#3.15)" (2011)
The Son: You didn't do as you were asked.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: And what was that?
The Son: My sister said to wait.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Did she now? Well, we were unfortunately separated. We'd like our ship back, if you don't mind.
The Son: NOT... yet... Is it true he is the chosen one?
[Obi-Wan and Ahsoka ignite their lightsabers]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What do you know of such things?
The Son: What is about to happen, shall occur whether you like it or not!
[the Son waves his hand across, causing both Obi-Wan and Ahoka's lightsabers to turn off automatically]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You are Sith!
The Son: Sith?
The Son: Yes... and no. The storms here are quite lethal. You wanna live, I suggest you find shelter.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, have you done as I've asked? have you trained the boy?
[Obi-Wan stands up in shock, igniting his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Master Qui-Gon? How are you here?
Qui-Gon Jinn: I am here because you are here.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I- I don't understand. What is this place?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Unlike any other. A conduit through which the entire Force of the universe flows.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Are we in danger?
Qui-Gon Jinn: This planet is both an amplifier and a magnet. three are here that seek Skywalker, they like me believe him to be the Chosen One.
[Obi-Wan turns off his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were right. The Force within him is stronger than any known Jedi. I've trained him as well as I've could, but... he's still willful and balance eludes him.
Qui-Gon Jinn: If he is the Chosen One, he will discover it here.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: And if not?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Then you must realize with his power, this is a very dangerous place for him to be.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [charming] Hello...
Anakin Skywalker: Who are you?
The Daughter: I am Daughter. Are you the One?
Anakin Skywalker: The one what?

Anakin Skywalker: Excuse me, who are you taking us to?
The Daughter: The Father, of course.
Ahsoka Tano: [rolls eyes] Of course!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: And what exactly are you?
The Daughter: We are the ones who guard the power. We are the beginning, the middle and the end.
Anakin Skywalker: Glad she cleared that up for us.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, the planet is the Force. Use it.

The Daughter: Are you the one?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello.
Anakin Skywalker: Who are you?
The Daughter: I am Daughter. Are you the one?
Anakin Skywalker: The one what?
The Daughter: I will take you to him.
Ahsoka Tano: 'Him' who?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Did you bring us here?
The Daughter: Only he can help you. There is little time. Follow me. We must have shelter before nightfall.
Anakin Skywalker: And we thought the plant was strange. How about this one?

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Trespass (#1.15)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [arriving on Orto Plutonia in the middle of a snow storm] And this is the planet's tropical zone.
Anakin Skywalker: It's not Tatooine, that's for sure.

Anakin Skywalker: [having just witnessed a holo recording of a creature attacking a B1 droid] What was that?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Whatever it was, it's a good warrior.

Anakin Skywalker: Too bad we didn't bring Threepio along. How do you plan on communicating with these things?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Patience. Maybe they're smarter than we are.

Anakin Skywalker: [faced with a tribe of Talz and no translator] Well, say something.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Just shut up.

Anakin Skywalker: We promised their chief there would be no retaliation.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We've arranged a meeting between their high council and you, and the senator. They want peace.
Anakin Skywalker: We can't send troopers. They'll think we lied.
Chairman Chi Cho: These creatures are little more than animals. You can't lie to an animal."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well done, senator.
Anakin Skywalker: Yes. Most impressive.
Riyo Chuchi: Thank you, Master Jedi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Now that you have created peace between your people and the Talz, remember one crucial thing...
Riyo Chuchi: Yes, Master Kenobi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Make it last, senator. Make it last.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 22 (#3.2)" (2005)
[Obi-Wan is huddled up in a rainy bunker]
Commander Cody: General Kenobi?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Commander Cody.
Commander Cody: The siege goes well. With our continued barrage, their shield should be down in three months.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: But we've been here a month already!
Commander Cody: Yes, sir. We're right on schedule.
[He rockets away. Obi-Wan groans]

[while trekking through a sewer to reach the enemy camp]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What an incredible smell you've discovered.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: So, I assume the plan is to crawl through the sewer, work our way our way to the shield generator, fight our way through the defenses, blow up the generator, knocking out the shield and all our troops swarm in and overwhelm the enemy?
Anakin Skywalker: Yep. Let's go.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: There are alternatives to fighting.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've got a bad feeling about this.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Destroy Malevolence (#1.4)" (2008)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's your plan? Just fly there, land, hope they don't spot us and walk in the door?
Anakin Skywalker: Basically.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh. Brilliant. Let's get going.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: If they spot us, we'll be pulverized.
Anakin Skywalker: They're too busy repairing the ship. They don't have time to notice us.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Subtlety has never been one of your strong points, Anakin.
Anakin Skywalker: Everything I know I learned from you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, if only that were true.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is not flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Nice shot, senator.
Padmé Amidala: Beginners luck.

General Grievous: Did you really think I would be so foolish as to leave the hyperdrive unguarded?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anything's possible. You haven't exactly impressed me today.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
[during their duel, Kenobi blocks a killing strike from Ventriss and mocks her]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You'll have to do better than that, my darling.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 'Tis a a rare honor to be able to meet one's opponent face to face. You're a legend throughout the Inner core.
General Loathsom: Thank you. The honor is all mine. I'm so glad you decided to surrender.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Let's just hope Anakin is ready for this responsibility.
Yoda: Ready he is, to teach an apprentice. To let go of his pupil, a greater challenge it will be.

Asajj Ventress: Master Kenobi, always chasing after Skywalker. How predictable.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin leaves quite a mess, which always leads me to you, Ventress.

Anakin Skywalker: They're back!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I told you this victory was too easy. We never should have sent the ship back for supplies.
Anakin Skywalker: It wasn't my idea to send the ship back.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Dooku Captured (#1.11)" (2009)
Anakin Skywalker: How come I'm the one getting caught all the time? It doesn't look good.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: When you're a Jedi Master, you can make the plan.
Anakin Skywalker: That's just it. How can I become a Jedi Master if I'm always getting caught?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: At least you're a master... at getting caught.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Obi-Wan's lightsaber has short-circuited] Silly thing. It was just working a minute ago...

Count Dooku: [referring to the Weequay pirates] They are devious and deceitful and most importantly, stupid.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's a wonder you don't get along with them, Dooku. You have so much in common.

Anakin Skywalker: I still don't get it.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Get what?
Anakin Skywalker: How a buch of drunken pirates managed to catch Dooku when we couldn't.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Maybe there's a lesson to be learned here.
Anakin Skywalker: [sighs] I still don't get it.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's to remind us to be humble and never too proud to accept a gift when it comes our way.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 21 (#3.1)" (2005)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I know this will generate debate, but I suggest that in this time of war, we forego the trials and promote my padawan Anakin to Jedi Knight.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [by Hologram] Young one, the council requires your presence, immediately.
Anakin Skywalker: I'll be right there, master.

Anakin Skywalker: If I'm late for another scolding, does it really matter?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Scolding? You're not a little boy any more. But as long as you're my student, you will heed my wisdom.
Anakin Skywalker: You're right, I'm not a little boy. And as far as your wisdom is goes, you're no Qui-Gon Jinn!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: And now we must leave our roles as master and student. It is time we became...brothers.

"Star Wars: Rebels: Twin Suns (#3.19)" (2017)
Ben Kenobi: You're in the wrong place, Ezra Bridger
Ezra Bridger: Master? Master Kenobi?
Ben Kenobi: I am. And when you have your strength, I will help you on your way.
Ezra Bridger: On my way? No, I came here to find you. To warn you!
Ben Kenobi: About Maul?
Ezra Bridger: Yes!... Uh, you know?
Ben Kenobi: One doesn't survive as long as I have by being foolish. Or unprepared. Maul is an old adversary, and a persistent one at that.
Ezra Bridger: We can fight him together!
Ben Kenobi: I have no intention of fighting him, though that seems inevitable now.

Ezra Bridger: You're the answer! The holocrons told me! They said you would be the one to help us destroy the Sith!
Ben Kenobi: Hmm, the first I've heard of it.
Ezra Bridger: The Rebellion needs you. We need you to defeat the Empire.
Ben Kenobi: What you need, you already have. Unfortunately, you seem to be letting it all go.
Ezra Bridger: But, if I had what I needed, then why would the holocrons send me to you?
Ben Kenobi: They didn't. Maul did. Maul used your desire to do good, to deceive you. And in doing so, he has altered the course of many things. He knows your fears, your heart, and he manipulated the truth which has led you here. Where you should had never have been.
Ezra Bridger: But the holocrons, they tell the truth!
Ben Kenobi: Do they? The truth is often what we make of it. You heard what you wanted to hear. Believed what you wanted to believe. Now the only one who has gained anything from all this is...
Maul: Me.

Maul: Look what has become of you. A rat in the desert.
Ben Kenobi: Look at what I've risen above.
Maul: I've come to kill you, but perhaps it's worse to leave you here, festering in your squalor.
Ben Kenobi: If you define yourself by your power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess? Then you have nothing.
Maul: [igniting his lightsaber] And what do you have? Why come to this place, not simply to hide?... Oh, you have a purpose here. Perhaps you are "protecting" something? No... protecting *Someone*.

Maul: [Dying] Tell me... is it the chosen one?
Ben Kenobi: He is.
Maul: He will... avenge us.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Altar of Mortis (#3.16)" (2011)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [after a crash landing] I didn't think you saw it.
Anakin Skywalker: [annoyed] It was a giant tower! Of course I saw it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin... always on the move.

The Daughter: We will leave him to rest.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I must talk to him.
The Daughter: Not until he's stronger.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: But your brother is losing himself to the Dark side. He's taken our friend.
The Daughter: Then he must have his reasons.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Same reason he had for attempting to murder your father?
The Daughter: He would never do such a thing.

The Daughter: I can go no further. When you reach the altar, it will give you want you need.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I... I don't understand.
The Daughter: He who wields the blade, will be able to control my brother.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Children of the Force (#2.3)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [using the Force] Where is the bounty hunter?
Mahtee Dunn: [pointing a blaster at Obi-Wan] Bounty hunter? He... was a Jedi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [pulls the blaster towards him with the Force] Jedi do not carry blasters
Mahtee Dunn: What have I done?

Mace Windu: The Chancellor wants a report on our progress.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Tell him this is not Republic business. It's an internal Jedi affair
Anakin Skywalker: I'm sorry to dissagree, but as long as the Jedi are acting military, we should report to the Chancellor. Even on internal matters such as this.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [puts his arm on Anakin's shoulder] Well then, I guess you just volunteered to go. Give the Chancellor my regards.
Anakin Skywalker: Now wait a minute...

Mace Windu: Blast!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You certainly stepped in it this time!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The important thing is that the children are safe and we've recovered the Holocron.
Mace Windu: The list is intact and there is no evidence it was copied.
Yoda: Still, the future of all Jedi uncertain is. Move forward cautiously we must.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Gungan General (#1.12)" (2009)
Count Dooku: Well done, if I do say so myself.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Most impressive.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: We have to get out of here before the Republic arrives with the ransom.
Count Dooku: For once, I agree with you.

Anakin Skywalker: You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I suppose you're right.
Count Dooku: I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies.

Hondo Ohnaka: Jedi! After everything, you're just going to walk away?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We have no quarrel with you and we seek no revenge.
Hondo Ohnaka: Indeed. Very honorable, Master Jedi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, Captain, you will find that Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor... and he knows where you live.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Cat and Mouse (#2.16)" (2010)
Clone Commander Cody: Looks like General Skywalker has already engaged the enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's nothing out of the ordinary. Especially since I gave him a direct order not to.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] Anakin, I've got enough problems without you becoming one of them.

Anakin Skywalker: Tracking torpedos? Hm. What class ship was he fighting?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] Mostly cruiser to cruiser. Nothing as small as your ship.
Anakin Skywalker: Well, no ship this small usually has a cloaking device.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Landing at Point Rain (#2.5)" (2009)
Anakin Skywalker: Don't worry about us, you just make sure you get to that landing zone in one piece.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, I shall be waiting for you when you finally arrive.
Luminara Unduli: [via hologram] Gentlemen, if you are quite fininshed we have a battle to begin.

Clone Commander Cody: No sir, I wasn't involved in the first assault on Geonosis.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, you didn't miss much. Last time, I was chained to a pole and attacked by several humongous monsters.
Clone Commander Cody: That sounds... entertaining.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It was, for the Geonosians.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: 65, Skywalker.
Anakin Skywalker: Uhm, sorry?
Ki-Adi-Mundi: My total: 65. So what do I win?
Anakin Skywalker: [thinks a moment] My everlasting respect, Master Mundi.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Oh.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is a gift Anakin rarely bestows, I assure you.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Hidden Enemy (#1.16)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: How did you get over here?
Anakin Skywalker: I improvised.

Anakin Skywalker: So this is the belly of the beast.
[Anakin and Obi-Wan turn atound to see Asaij Ventress appear out of nowhere]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ventress. And here I thought this mission would be unpleasant.
Asajj Ventress: The pleasure is all mine, my dear Obi-Wan. I've missed you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Give up, Ventress.
Asajj Ventress: I'm all yours, Obi-Wan.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Grievous Intrigue (#2.9)" (2010)
General Grievous: So Kenobi, is everything going as planned?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That depends on your point of view, General.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [while fighting a IG-100 Magna Guard] I hear a lot of talking, General, but in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power? A mutilated body? And your place as Dooku's errand boy!
General Grievous: I'm no errand boy, and I'm not in this war for Dooku's politics. I am the leader of the most powerfull droid army the galaxy has ever seen.
[urges another Magna Guard forward]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Obi-Wan finished off the Magna Guard with two swift strokes and picks up it's electro staff] An army with no loyalty, no spirit. Just programming. What have you to show for all your power, what have you to gain?
General Grievous: The future. A future where there are no Jedi.

Eeth Koth: You all took a great risk rescuing me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're welcome, Master Koth.
Eeth Koth: Since you divided your forces, Grievous is still at large. I would have gladly given my life if it had meant bringing that monster to justice.
Anakin Skywalker: Well, at least we all lived to fight another day.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Bounty Hunters (#2.17)" (2010)
Anakin Skywalker: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Almost certainly not!

Anakin Skywalker: Why do you even ask for my opinion, you never do things my way.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We crashed the ship your way.
Anakin Skywalker: Very funny. I see your sense of humor survived the landing.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's about the only thing.

Sugi: I seem to find myself light on company. Still need that right back to the Republic outpost?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: If it wouldn't be any inconvenience.
Sugi: On the contrary, it would be my pleasure.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) (VG)
Darth Maul: Die, Jedi, die!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: NOOOOOO!
Darth Maul: I've killed your master and now it is your turn to die, young Jedi!

Nute Gunray: I... I'm innocent! This invasion wasn't my idea!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Where is the main hangar?
Nute Gunray: It's beyond the red security door. But you'll never get past the door unless its power source is destroyed.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I must find away to cut the door's power.
Nute Gunray: No! Don't touch the power generator!

Naboo Soldier: There're hundreds of them! They're landing in the garden!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I MUST find the queen, she's in grave danger.
Naboo Soldier: The bridge across the canyon leads right into the city.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The bridge is gone.
Naboo Soldier: The only other way is through the garden, but that's suicide!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is strong with me. I must brave the garden.
Naboo Soldier: If you ARE going through the garden, this might help ya.
[holds up a gun]
Naboo Soldier: Good luck!

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Blue Shadow Virus (#1.17)" (2009)
Captain Typho: We did a robo-lobotamy on the battle droids and came up with this piece of memory.
[a hologram appears out of the severed battle droid head]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who is that?
Captain Typho: Dr. Nuvo Vindi. The senior medic for the Perma families. He disappeared ten years ago.

Anakin Skywalker: Where are they?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Patience. They'll be here in a moment. You seem a bit on edge.
Anakin Skywalker: There's a good chance we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including the Senator's, so, yes. I'm on edge. Why aren't you?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm better at hiding it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A great leap forward often requires taking two steps back.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Revenge (#4.22)" (2012)
Darth Maul: Jedi! I have been waiting for you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm not sure I've made your acquaintance.
Darth Maul: I am surprised you could have forgotten me soo easily. After I killed your master and you left me for dead on Naboo.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ...It is you.
Darth Maul: You have forgotten me, but I will never forget you! You cannot imagine the depths I would go to stay alive. Fueled by my singular hatred for you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That may be so, but I've defeated you before, and I can defeat you again!
Darth Maul: [chuckles] Don't be so certain.

Asajj Ventress: Kenobi, don't tell me someone's finally knocked the fight out of you. Wake up!
[slaps him]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ventress?
Asajj Ventress: It looks like I'm here to rescue you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: When did you become the good guy?
Asajj Ventress: Don't insult me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ah, what a lovely sight to wake up to.
Asajj Ventress: Don't flatter yourself, Kenobi. You've never been one to look at. Especially now.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: We're outmatched.
Asajj Ventress: You want to run?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I learned from watching you.
Asajj Ventress: Funny.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Duchess of Mandalore (#2.14)" (2010)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Rushing in like this, it's... it's foolhardy.
Duchess Satine Kryze: Ironic words from a man who spends his days running hither and yon, wielding his lightsaber with deadly force as if on a crusade! Why should I listen to someone who so frequently relies on violence? In my opinion, you're the one who's foolhardy.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You should turn yourself in. We have both sworn a loyalty to the Republic.
Duchess Satine Kryze: Believe me, neither one of us is breaking our oath. And this will prove it.
[hands him a recording disc]
Duchess Satine Kryze: I need to get it into the proper hands.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Things are changing. And sometimes the line between friend and foe is blurred. Now more than ever.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: ARC Troopers (#3.2)" (2010)
Shaak Ti: What are you thinking?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I think I'd like to go for a swim.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [in submarine, pressing his comlink] Nothing as of yet.
Anakin Skywalker: [flying his Jedi Fighter in space above Kamino] Only you could be worried about the ship I already shot down.

General Grievous: All too easy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Devine 'easy', General.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Ghosts of Mortis (#3.17)" (2011)
Ahsoka Tano: Well, you want the bad news, or the really bad news?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, let's try the bad news laced with a little optimism.

The Father: You cannot interfere!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The way I see it, if we were not supposed to interfere, Ahsoka and I wouldn't be here in the first place.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Where's Anakin?
The Father: He came to me for guidance, but at the crossroad, only he can choose. The Force will be his guide now.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don't like this. What have you done?
The Father: I have done nothing. I am merely letting the will of the Force take shape.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Where has he gone?
The Father: To the Well of the Dark Side.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Witches of the Mist (#3.14)" (2011)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don't know much of Mother Talzin. I don't expect to be welcome here.
Anakin Skywalker: Heh, you never know, I tend to be popular with the ladies.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Too popular.

Delta 38: There were no survivors on Devaron. Everyone was killed, including Master Halsey and his padawan.
Adi Gallia: in the past, only Dooku's assassin was capable of such an effort. But she was presumed dead at the battle of Sullust.
Plo Koon: Not everything is what it seems. There may be a new threat. Someone or something has eluded us, perhaps a newly appointed Sith Lord.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This is not the work of a Sith Lord or a Jedi, but a reckless, impulsive animal.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Master Yoda, you called for me?
Yoda: Master Kenobi, show you something we must.
Mace Windu: We have recovered surveillance footage of the massacre on Devaron.
[Holographic images of Savage's attack on Devaron are shown]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Darth Maul alive? It can't be... I killed him myself.
Yoda: Correct you are, Obi-Wan. A creature of the same species he is, from Dathomir.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Dathomir? The planet of the witches? I was under the impression that Darth Maul's home world was Iridonia.
Mace Windu: Dathomir was the planet where Maul was raised. Iridonia is where the rest of the males of the species dwell.
Yoda: Travel to Dathomir, you must. Find the source of the threat, you will.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 20 (#2.10)" (2004)
Master Barrek: [on holocomm] General Kenobi? General Kenobi!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, Master Barrek?
Master Barrek: Need immediate evac from planet Hypori! Our forces are totally destroyed. Only... only a few of us left. New droid General... he's unstoppable! Can't hold out much longer... General...
Master Barrek: *hunting* us!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I find the Sith's interest in you most troublesome.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Hunt for Ziro (#3.9)" (2010)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We must be cautious.
[Quinlan Vos slashes the door twice with his saber, then kicks it in]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Voss! Somebody lives here.
Quinlan Vos: [Vos enters the house, ducks for a flying Sha'rellian toop] Ugh! Smells like somebody died here.
Mama the Hutt: Break in my house, will you, smart guy?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A thousand pardons, madam, he hasn't mastered the concept of knocking. For that I apologise.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Kenobi and Voss are hanging of the side of a cliff by their fingertips] I never did enjoy hanging out with you.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Innocents of Ryloth (#1.20)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We need to remember why we're here. We came to aid the Twi'leks, not destroy their home. Cody?
Commander Cody: That means we'll be taking it back the hard way. Minimal destructions with blasters and Droid poppers only. No rockets or detonators. Check your aim. Keep an eye out for the locals. Am I understood?
Clone Troopers: Sir, yes sir!

Waxer: Sir, what is that she keeps calling us?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: 'Nerra'. It means 'brother'.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Deserter (#2.10)" (2010)
Cody: Are you alright, sir?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No. I'm right back where we started.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [comlink beeps] Captain Rex, are you still with us?
Captain Rex: Yes General Kenobi, I'm still with you and thankfully on the mend, Sir.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's great news. We certainly missed you at the party.
Captain Rex: Sorry Sir, I had one of my own to attend.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Can't wait to hear about it. We're standing by.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Holocron Heist (#2.1)" (2009)
Anakin Skywalker: Where's Ahsoka?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Following your teachings.
Anakin Skywalker: Is she winning?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: For now...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: If this Cad Bane is still here on Coruscant, I'll find him.

Disney Infinity 3.0 (2015) (VG)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We can only defeat him if we fight as one!
[everyone uses the Force to push Maul back]
Darth Maul: I will not be defeated!
Anakin Skywalker: We can do it.

Padmé Amidala: Thank you, Master Jedi, Padawan Tano. Without your help, Darth Maul would have ruined any chance for a peaceful end to the Clone Wars. But now we can try to work toward a ceasefire.
Anakin Skywalker: Good luck, Senator. Know that the Jedi will do all we can to bring an end to this war.
[Amidala others walk away]
Ahsoka Tano: So... what's next?
Anakin Skywalker: The battle is not over yet, Snips. We haven't seen the last of Maul.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Or Grievous, or Cad Bane, for that matter.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We seem to attract all kinds of unpleasant beings.
Yoda: More worlds to visit, there are. More stories to tell, there will be.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Downfall of a Droid (#1.6)" (2008)
Ahsoka Tano: Suicide is not the Jedi way, master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] You should listen to your Padawan.
Anakin Skywalker: As you listened to yours, my old Master?

Anakin Skywalker: I lost R2 in the field.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] Well, R2 units are a dime a dozen. I'm sure you'll find a suitable replacement.
Anakin Skywalker: I could take a squad out there, track him down.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, it's only a droid. You know attachment is not acceptable for a Jedi.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Duel of the Droids (#1.7)" (2008)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] I know you're fond of that droid, but he's fallen into enemy hands.
Anakin Skywalker: I could... rescue R2.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No. This is not a rescue mission.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] Oh Anakin, one day...

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Counter Attack (#3.19)" (2011)
Osi Sobeck: Welcome... back.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I must say, you're not at all what I pictured. Someone with such a soft voice...

Plo Koon: Master Kenobi, what has happened?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] I'm afraid we've had a situation with the shuttle.
Anakin Skywalker: [Anakin enters the holovision] By situation he means: big explosion. We're gonna need a rescue.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Zillo Beast Strikes Back (#2.19)" (2010)
Mace Windu: What is Skywalker doing?
[hands macrobinoculars to General Kenobi]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It appears to be one of Anakin's improvised plans.
Mace Windu: How can it be a plan if it's improvised?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not to worry, just catch them when they fall.
Captain Rex: A lot of the General's plans involve falling.

Anakin Skywalker: Not that it isn't a pleasure, Senator, but I thought I was just meeting with Obi-Wan here.
Padmé Amidala: Master Kenobi explained the problem. I'm here to help.
Anakin Skywalker: Problem? What problem?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The situation with our friend from Malastare.
Anakin Skywalker: Uh-huh. I see what's going on here. You think I could influence the Chancellor.
Padmé Amidala: The Zillo Beast was chained up and brought here against its will. It has no voice to defend itself. Anakin, we have to be that voice.
Anakin Skywalker: [chuckles] You haven't seen it in action. You have no idea what it's capable of.
Padmé Amidala: It's what we're capable of that frightens me. A creature's life, maybe even an entire species, is at stake. Doesn't that at least warrant a discussion?
Anakin Skywalker: [sighs] I didn't think you'd feel so strongly about it. All right, let's speak to the Chancellor. But I still don't like this.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 9 (#1.9)" (2003)
ARC Trooper: General, are you alright?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm fine, seems that I have created quite the mess now, haven't I?
ARC Trooper: Yes, sir.

San Hill: Mercy, I beg you! I'm merely a banker!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is entirely up to you and to your unconditional surrender.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Citadel Rescue (#3.20)" (2011)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Unfortunately war tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is most important: our honor.

"Family Guy: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (#3.22)" (2003)
[Luke is about to perform laser eye surgery with his lightsaber]
Luke Skywalker: I just need to make a quick incision here and we should be all done, Mrs. Wilson.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, use the Force.
Luke Skywalker: Really? I was just gonna make...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Use - use the Force.
Luke Skywalker: Okay!
[Luke telepathically moves the lightsaber and cuts into the woman's skull]
Luke Skywalker: Are you happy?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've never been happy.

"5 Second Movies: Star Wars: Episode III (#1.25)" (2008)
Anakin Skywalker: I'm happy.
Palpatine: No you're not.
Anakin Skywalker: You're right.
Anakin Skywalker: [Anakin slaughters all the Separatists] I hate you!
[Darth Vader is born]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Boy did I bet on the wrong horse.

Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005) (VG)
Anakin Skywalker: [fighting] Feel the power of the Dark Side!
Obi Wan: Is that the best you've got? I'm hardly breaking a sweat.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Sacrifice (#6.13)" (2014)
Mace Windu: The council has assembled. They are eager to hear your report.
Yoda: Afraid, not much there is to say, about my journey.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: So, nothing significant happened to you out there?
Yoda: Yes, and no. To the end, we are coming now.
Mace Windu: Did your journey give you insight on how to win the war?
Yoda: No longer certain, that one ever does win a war, I am. For in fighting the battles, the bloodshed, already lost we have. Yet, open to us a path remains. That unknown to the Sith is. Through this path, victory we may yet find. Not victory in the Clone Wars, but victory for all time.

"Star Wars: Rebels: Spark of Rebellion (#1.1)" (2014)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This is Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. I regret to report that both the Jedi and the Republic have fallen, with the dark shadow of the Empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and s reminder for any surviving Jedi: Trust in the force. Do not return to the Temple. That time has passed, and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged. Our trust. Our faith. Our friendship. But we must persevere and in time a new hope will emerge. May the force be with you. Always.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 24 (#3.4)" (2005)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [voice over] You must follow the wind, for it is the mother's cry. Travel her tears, they are frozen with fear. Enter the mother's mouth to awaken her new flame.

Pink Five Strikes Back (2004) (V)
Yoda: [about Stacy] Much anger in this one.
Obi-Wan: Boyfriend trouble.

"Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles: Escape from the Jedi Temple (#2.1)" (2014)
Yoda: Saved the holocrons from the Jedi temple you did, right?
Young Obi Wan: Me? You said you were going to do it.
Yoda: Didn't, no I. You to do it, I told. Why hard so to understand me find it so?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
[During Rey's vision after touching Luke's lightsaber]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Rey? These are your first steps.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Shadow of Malevolence (#1.3)" (2008)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, take your short cut and I'll take the long way. But you'd better be there before I arrive.

Star Wars: Obi-Wan (2001) (VG)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Choose the Force. Choose a job. Choose the Dark Side. Choose the Council. Choose a flubbing big lightsaber. Choose protocol droids, holoprojectors, and R2 units. Choose Watto, Tatooine, and Alderaan. Choose fixed-interest credit payments to Sebulba. Choose a Corellian freighter that did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Choose a Wookiee. Choose sitting in Jabba's throne room, watching mind-numbing dancers, stuffing green chubas into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, disappearing into thin air, nothing more than an embarrassment to the whiny kid you trained on the way to Alderaan. Choose your destiny. Choose the Force. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Dark Side. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got a lightsaber?

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
Luke: [approaching R2-D2] I can't do it, R2. I can't go on alone.
Obi-Wan: [from out of sight] Yoda and I will always be with you.
Luke: Obi-Wan.
[Obi-Wan's spirit approaches Luke]
Luke: Ben! Why didn't you tell me? You told me that Darth Vader betrayed and murdered my father.
Obi-Wan: Your father... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be the Jedi Anakin Skywalker and "became" the Sith Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
Luke: A certain point of view?
Obi-Wan: Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first met him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.
Luke: There is still good in him.
Obi-Wan: He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.
Luke: I can't do it, Ben.
Obi-Wan: You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Darth Vader again.
Luke: I can't kill my own father.
Obi-Wan: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
Luke: Yoda spoke of another.
Obi-Wan: The other he spoke of is your twin sister.
Luke: But I have no sister.
Obi-Wan: Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.
Luke: Leia! Leia is my sister.
Obi-Wan: Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rising Malevolence (#1.2)" (2008)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] The Seperatists are being unusually tidy. They don't want any witnesses.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Citadel (#3.18)" (2011)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I must have Carbon sickness, because I could swear that's Ahsoka.
Anakin Skywalker: [sighs] You're eyes are fine. It's Ahsoka's hearing that needs help.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Brain Invaders (#2.8)" (2009)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, have faith in your Padawan.
Anakin Skywalker: She would have checked in.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Like you always do?
Anakin Skywalker: Good point.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sometimes I don't think you realize how alike you two have become.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 23 (#3.3)" (2005)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, though you've never had the official trials, this war has tested you more than the trials could. Save one. Master Yoda foresaw this. The force has guided us here for your final trial. The one you've never truly faced.
Anakin Skywalker: Master, I haven't always been a patient student, but I have proven myself. I am a Jedi Knight. I won't fail you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No Anakin, don't fail yourself.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rookies (#1.5)" (2008)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Still here, Anakin. When was the last time you've slept?
Anakin Skywalker: I'll sleep after we find General Grievous.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Nightsisters (#3.12)" (2011)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ventress, you're not looking well.
Anakin Skywalker: [aside] She never does.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 11 (#2.1)" (2004)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've got a bad feeling about this.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Supply Lines (#3.3)" (2010)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [via hologram] You are a more experienced diplomat than the representative from Naboo who is already there.
Bail Organa: Senator Amidala is an excellent negotiator. I am sure that...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [interrupting] Senator Amidala could not leave the senate. Representative Binks accompanied the shipment.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Gungan Attack (#4.2)" (2011)
Yoda: Perhaps we should look to armies other than clones to help our cause.
Mace Windu: What do you suggest?
Yoda: A suitable ally we must find to help with this mission.
Saesee Tiin: Yes. An underwater race that has a standing army, and is close enough to send help quickly.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Naboo.
Yoda: Yes, to the Gungans we must look.

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 25 (#3.5)" (2005)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, the most difficult trial a Jedi must face is to look inside oneself. Often we see things we don't like. But these aspects are not set in stone. It is our decisions that shape our destinies.

"5 Second Movies: Star Wars: Episode II (#1.24)" (2008)
Anakin Skywalker: I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm angry. I'm in love. I'm confused. I'm frustrated. I'm torn. I'm weak. I'm emotionally distraught by the turn of events that has been bestowed upon me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh Jesus, aren't you Darth Vader yet?

"Star Wars: Clone Wars: Chapter 2 (#1.2)" (2003)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ARC troopers, you have been selected for this task because you are the best, the elite, you all know what to do. The success of your mission is our key to a swift victory. When you get into position, send word as planned. Then I will join you.

"Sketchy: Disney/Star Wars Corporate Retreat (#2.21)" (2013)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You will let your wife sleep with me.
Roger Rabbit: P-p-please Obi-Wan. Jedi mind tricks don't work on toons.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You will let your wife sleep with me.
Roger Rabbit: I wont!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You will.
Roger Rabbit: I wont!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You "wont".
Roger Rabbit: I will!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You wont.
Roger Rabbit: I will!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You wont.
Roger Rabbit: Listen, when I say I will then that means I will!
[to Jessica Rabbit]
Roger Rabbit: Jessica, go sleep with this guy.
Jessica Rabbit: Okay, honey bunny.